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Two Four Three Meng, Lion Camel Shampoo

Updated at 8 p.m.

In fact, Sun Wukong had already whispered in Tang Sen's ear that these three Taoist nuns were all transformed by monsters, but the three of them did not show their fierce and arrogant attitude of killing people or eating people. They just planted hair for monks. Their behavior was not much different from that of humans, so Tang Sen never broke them through them. Now the three of them admitted it personally, which was not surprising.

"Wow, you actually knew it a long time ago?" said the Great Immortal Huli: "No wonder you want to send someone a good person card. You must not like tigers, right?"

Yang Li Daxian added: "And I don't like sheep."

"No, no... It has nothing to do with whether you like tigers or sheep. I have no particular prejudice against people and monsters." Tang Sen quickly shook his head and said, "Even if you are a human, I still have to send good people cards. Let's focus on the key points and quickly talk about why you like to transplant hair for monks."

"Cough!" The Great Immortal Huli coughed lightly, suddenly reached out and took out a very small and cute plastic bottle from her pocket, showing it to Tang Sen, and said, "Have you seen such a bottle?"

Tang Sen recognized it at a glance: "Isn't this a Lion Camel brand shampoo? Since entering Chechi Country, I have seen advertisements for this kind of shampoo every day. The TV station has been put on it, and billboards are hanging on the streets."

"That's right, this is a Shicao brand shampoo!" Huli Daxian whispered: "In fact, the three sisters are salesmen responsible for promoting this shampoo... Eight years ago, we took the marketing tasks given by our boss to travel all over the world and sell shampoos everywhere. As a result... no country is willing to adopt our products, because there have been several big brands of shampoos in this world that have divided the market, and brands such as Piaoruo have made our Shicao brand shampoo completely occupy the market."

The muscles on Tang Sen's face couldn't help but twitch twice: "Could it be... it's because of this?"

"It is because of this that our three sisters are desperate. When they arrived at Chechi Country, they suddenly found that nearly half of the people in this country believe in Taoism, half of the people believe in Buddhism, and the streets are full of monks. This is a huge business opportunity..." Huli Daxian said seriously: "For people who already have hair, the shampoo brand used has been decided long ago. With the habit of using it, they also have an understanding of the shampoo brand and will not easily buy inexplicable new brands. However, for bald monks, shampoo is still an unknown field. As long as they are allowed to grow hair, they have to buy shampoo, and they don't know what shampoo is good. What shampoo is bad, what is famous brand, and what is miscellaneous brand. Let's take the opportunity to tell them that other brands are miscellaneous brands, and the Shicao brand shampoo is the best shampoo in the world, and they will buy our products."

Huli Daxian said proudly: "Eight years ago, we used strong force and other means to seek rain to seize the position of president of Che Chi Kingdom. We forcibly issued the monk's hair transplant order, and then sold the Shicao brand shampoo to the hair transplant monk at a low price. Finally, the market of Che Chi Kingdom was opened. The hair transplant monk took the lead in using our products. Our Shicao brand shampoo has finally been recognized by the market and has a very good reputation. So more and more people have begun to use Shicao brand shampoo. Now our shampoo has occupied a part of the market of Che Chi Kingdom. There are tens of millions of marketing every year, hahahahaha, and finally completed the marketing task assigned to us by our boss. Hahahahahahaha..."

"Damn it!" Tang Sen almost kicked the tiger's great immortal in the face. Damn it was indeed a famous reason. Just to promote shampoo, the presidential election of a country has become like this? Your way of doing things is really unconventional.

"Slow down!" Tang Sen suddenly grabbed a point: "You just said the word 'boss', are there any bosses behind you?"

"Yes, we three are very weak monsters, and it will definitely not work without a backstage." Huli Daxian said seriously: "Look at how beautiful they are. If there is no one in the backstage, they may be caught by bad guys at any time, so they must be covered by big monsters. But... If you want to bully me and put me in the backstage shape, I will complain to the boss of the backstage, and you can bully them at will."

Tang Sen Khan: "No, no, I won't do this. Let's talk about the key points. Who is your backend boss?"

The expression on the face of the Great Immortal Huli suddenly changed. It was no longer a spoof and joked expression, but became extremely serious. He said seriously: "Strictly speaking, our backing is not a specific big monster, but a country!" She said proudly: "A huge country composed of monsters, the Lion Camel Kingdom! The three of us are citizens of the Lion Camel Kingdom. According to the ID card of the Lion Camel Kingdom, our backing is our country. If we are bullied elsewhere, our country will protect us and stand up for us."

"Xiami?" Tang Sen Khan: "A country made up of monsters? So awesome?"

"Yes, our Lion Camel Country is super strong!" said the Great Immortal proudly: "The citizens of the entire country are all monsters, and there are countless of them. Among them, there are only 47,800 big monsters that can be used with the heavenly soldiers and generals in the sky. There are countless small monsters of our level. We learn from the experience of mankind, establish our own country, form our own government, establish our own army, develop our own industry, and agriculture... Things like shampoo are just one of the thousands of industrial products of Lion Camel City."

The Great Immortal Huli said proudly: "The three of us are just the three most inconspicuous salesmen in the Lion Camel Kingdom!"

Tang Sen was speechless: "Okay, you three salesmen are very awesome and cool, but I still think you should not continue to spoof in Chechi Country. Since your shampoo has already started, you don't have to control the presidential position of this country, right? After completing the task, wouldn't it be better to go back to the Lion Camel Country to receive the bonus?"

"It's not good, the boss will scold us immediately." Huli Daxian pouted and said, "Which boss doesn't want his subordinates to do better business? He definitely hopes that we will continue to develop business in Chechi Country and will not support us in retreat."

"That's right, give me your boss' phone number and I'll talk to him." Tang Sen hummed.

Huli Daxian took out a number and said, "This is the phone number of the marketing manager of the Shituo brand shampoo and the captain of the Shituo Ridge Mountain Patrol Team, which is our immediate boss. Tell him."

Tang Sen said: "It's also a monster?"

"Of course, it's a very majestic monster." said the Great Immortal Huli: "I'm very afraid of talking to him."

Tang Sencai didn't care whether the other party was majestic or not, so he dialed it in one phone call.

"Beep..." After the phone rang, it suddenly turned into a ringtone: "The king told me to patrol the mountains carefully..." This guy's ringtone actually was a song "Cloud on the Mountain".

Then the phone was heard, and a nice woman's voice came from the opposite side and said, "Hello, I am Xiao Zunfeng, the marketing manager of Shituo brand shampoo. Is there anything you have to do with me?"

"Well, is it Ms. Xiao Zunfeng?"

"No, they are super young, just call me the little Zunfeng girl. If possible, you can call me the younger one and call me the little Zunfeng girl." The girl on the opposite side laughed and said, "By the way, I have a nickname called the red-haired Xiao Zunfeng, you can call me that too."

Tang Senhan said: "Okay, I'll call it nicknamed "Friendly" and "Red-haired Xiao Zunfeng". I want to talk to you about the methods of promoting shampoo in the three men sent by Chechi Country."

"Oh? What's wrong with my three men?" Xiao Zun Fengqi said: "Have they done anything that affects the brand image?"

Tang Senhan said: "Well, there is no. I just think the way they sell shampoo is a bit incorrect. So, I have defeated them now and stopped them from continuing to force sales like this, and advised them to return to China, hoping that after they return to China, you will not make things difficult for them."

"What?" A scream came from the other side of the phone, followed by Xiao Zunfeng's angry voice: "Who are you? Are you a competitor? Are you from Piaorou Group? You actually defeated my subordinates and stopped us from promoting business. You are dead! On behalf of the 48,000 monsters in the Lion Camel Kingdom, I announced that you are dead."

Tang Sen: "Hey, can you still reason?"

"It's obviously you're unreasonable!"

"It's your forced hair transplantation that is unreasonable."

"What? What is the compulsory hair transplant?"

"So you don't know." Tang Sen quickly told the monk about the forced hair transplant of Huli Daxian and others.

"So that's it." Xiao Zunfeng sank for a while and said: "Okay, their sales methods are indeed a bit incorrect. I immediately ordered them to stop this sales method that affects the brand image and go back to the country to receive punishment."

"Well, I think I don't want to punish or something. They already know that they are wrong now. I call you just because I hope you don't make things difficult for them."

"I won't make things difficult for them. At most, I'll order them to join the mountain patrol team and patrol the mountain for five or six years." Xiao Zunfeng said seriously: "I can't let them do sales for the time being. These guys are really worry-free."

"Okay, then that's it." Tang Sen smiled and said, "The red-haired little girl, you are such a good girl who is reasonable."

"That's right, the purpose of our Lion Camel Kingdom is to be 'reasonable'." Xiao Zunfeng said seriously: "Open and upright, openly be a monster, and build the most perfect monster country! It cannot be worse than the human country."

"Come on, I'll come and have fun when I have time."
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