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The fake president suffered a great loss and was secretly shocked: Although this man doesn't seem to have sufficient magical power, he is very smart. ⊙.

This principle is like when playing games, some people have a slow hand speed and the keyboard and mouse are not fast, but they can rely on their IQ to crush their opponents.

Tang Sen is such a person!

The fake president turned over and got up from the ground, feeling that he was not injured. Tang Sen's fist didn't hurt much. In terms of the abundant divine power, the fake president felt that he had an advantage. He couldn't help but sneer: "Hmph, the use of the flying sword scared me, but your divine power is too little. This fist doesn't hurt, what else can it be used to scare me?"

Tang Sen knew his problem. The divine power obtained through the "Guardian God of the Housewife". After all, it is an online sect that is mainly funny. Like the Five Fireball God Cult, there are not many believers, and the believers are not loyal. Rather than a sect, it is not a club formed by a group of homegirls laughing. Everyone chats and fucks in it and laughs. The homegirls worship male gods more for fun than blind personality worship. There are not many true loyal fans. Moreover... Since coming into contact with Jin Chanzi's theory, Tang Sen also believes that this kind of personality worship is not good, so he is also deliberately fading out of the homegirl Goddess Cult.

His divine power is very little, which is only equivalent to the level of an ordinary general, so this forces him to fight in a clever way rather than relying on divine power.

Humans have never been the most powerful being among nature. Compared with lions, tigers, bears and elephants, humans are pitifully weak, but humans are the race that is best at using tools. After using cranes, cannons, tanks and other things, humans have long been above lions, tigers, bears and elephants.

Tang Sen planned to make good use of his return sword. Only in this way can he compete with the powerful monsters.

The fake president turned over and jumped up and attacked Tang Sen again, and the Zen sword in his hand danced with a sword light. This time he planned to completely block the fan-shaped range in front of him, so that Tang Sen's flying sword could not be attacked no matter how many times it flew.

However, Tang Sen's two flying swords were all around his back, attacking from behind. The fake president's listening to the wind instrument had no head back, and shot two flying swords without turning his head, bounced away the two flying swords, and sneered: "What can I do with this kind of trick of calving insects?"

As soon as he finished speaking, suddenly, he felt something strange about the wind behind his head. Hey? It was clearly the sound of two flying swords breaking through the air, but now it turned into three sounds of breaking through the air? There was a flying sword straight down from the sky, pointing directly to the Baihui acupoint above his head. The position directly above the head was exactly where the ears were most likely to receive sound waves. There was a sword there, which was really a life-threatening death.

The fake president almost couldn't escape again, so he quickly turned over and rolled around and finally avoided the sword.

After he finished turning it over, he said, "Damn it. There is actually a third sword..." After cursing, his face changed again: It's not right! If the two swords split, they should be divided into four, why are there only three?

Just as I thought of this, the ground standing on the soles of my feet suddenly cracked, and a flying sword broke out of the ground and attacked his lower abdomen from below.

The sword is so tricky that it is hard to guard against. The fake president cannot handle it even if he reacts quickly. His lower abdomen is the key. He cannot be injured. He has to try to get hurt elsewhere, and he uses his right leg to block the sword desperately. He only hears a "hiss". The fake president's trousers were cut through a long hole by the Return Sword, and his right leg was also scratched, and blood was flowing out.

The fake president took off his right leg and knelt on one knee. The Zen knife in his right hand was also inserted into the ground, supporting his body.

"What a despicable way of playing!" The fake president sternly said: "Where can anyone draw a sword from this angle? Are you shameless?"

"Huh? Is it shameless to use a sword at this angle?" Tang Senqi said: "What's shameless about this?"

"Such a vulgar sword technique. He actually faced someone else's lower abdomen from below. If this sword is really hit, wouldn't it hurt that...that position..."

Tang Sen spread his hands and said, "I really don't think it's a waste of fighting like this... You are a monster that is vulgar. It's okay to kill someone to seek the position of president. You're sleeping with someone else's wife and touching other people's daughters. I think it's yours that you are even more vulgar. So, my sword is to attack your position and cut off your key thing, and see if you dare to do such evil things as a lewd wife and daughter."

Xiang Boer and Xiang Zhenguo clapped their hands behind and said, "Yes, yes, yes, this kind of evil thief who is lustful of his wife and daughter is to use this method to castrate him! castrate him."

Tang Sen smiled and said, "Look, the victims said this. I think their requirements are reasonable. Therefore, my sword will often visit your position. You must protect it well. Don't accidentally cut it by my sword."

The expression on the fake president's face suddenly became extremely exciting, as if he wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh, and he wanted to cry but couldn't cry. He shouted: "Are you wrong? What are you talking nonsense? How could I be a lewd wife and daughter? Don't label me a hat."

"Isn't it? In the past three years..."

"That's a big deal for three years. I won't do that for ten years." The fake president's voice suddenly turned into a female voice: "I'm obviously a female monster, how can I be misled by my wife and daughter? Come and teach me!"

"Shrimp?" Tang Sen was shocked.

Xiang Zhenguo and Xiang Boer were also stunned at the same time.

The appearance of the fake president began to change rapidly. After a few seconds, she actually turned into a woman in a suit. She looked about twenty-seven or eight years old and had a relatively ordinary figure, but one face was quite beautiful, one with a small round face, two black eyes, and a shawl, looking very hot...

Tang Sen: “…”

Xiang Zhenguo: "..."

Xiang Boer: "..."

"Are you wrong? You are actually a female monster?" Tang Sen felt that his mind was not enough.

"Meow, this is what I am when I transform into a human form, and there is absolutely no unnecessary change. What do you think I am not a female monster?" The fake president shouted: "You actually stabbed a woman's belly from bottom to bottom with a sword. Do you tell me if it's dirty? If you really hit you, think about it and see what a shameless picture it is!"

Tang Sen imagined the scene of a long sword piercing under the woman's lower abdomen, and felt cold all over her body, covering her face and unable to look directly.

He suddenly thought of something, raised his head and shouted, "Wukong, Wukong, come out for me."

A lark flew over and said, "What are you asking me to do?"

Tang Sen said angrily: "Have you seen it with your ignorant eyes? He said he is a lion spirit. The male and female lion's male and female are easy to recognize? The male lion has hair on his temples and the female lion's head has no hair. You didn't even realize that she is a female?"

Sun Wukong's lark was humming: "You are talking about the lions in nature, but she is not. Her body is the kind of lion in traditional Chinese culture and art. How do you say it? Have you seen the 'little dance'? She is the lion in the lion dance. Can you see the male and female from the head of that lion?"

Tang Sen's muscles twitched, Damn, that kind of lion with big eyes and plush head? Only ghosts can tell whether it is a male or a female. This is really a mistake. Wukong, it's over.

In fact, this is all caused by inertial thinking. When they think of a monster who killed Xiang Zhenguo and replaced Xiang Zhenguo's position, they will naturally be introduced to Xiang Zhenguo's gender to think, that is, "a man is killed by a monster, and the monster becomes a man." From this prerequisite, they naturally imagine the monster as a "man", and no one considers the monster in the direction of being a "woman".

As a result, Tang Sen treated her as a demon who was lewd and his wife, and actually used his sword to greet the other person. He almost stabbed the Return Sword in... This is a damn thing, it's over, and the feeling of being completely ruined for a lifetime of pure reputation.

The female lion spirit looked indignant: "I killed Xiang Zhenguo, it's okay, I'm not wrong to sleep with his wife for three years, but I haven't done anything shameless to his wife in the past three years. But you... tell me, isn't your sword just now vulgar?"

Tang Sen suddenly remembered that she met the president's wife at the door of that kind of store. She seemed to have bought a bunch of small toys... It seems that she has been very lonely in the past three years and lacks love! That's why she has to buy toys to deal with it.

In other words, the female lion spirit did not do anything to the president's wife. She was not at all naughty. The real naughty is herself who used that kind of swordsmanship. Tang Sen covered her face and rolled all over the ground: "No, no, no, I'm not such a naughty person! Oh my God! The earth, who will wash away my grievances?"

At this time, Xiang Zhenguo's face was filled with laughter. It turned out that his wife had not been slept by monsters in the past three years. Hahaha, it was great. When the cuckold was removed from his head, his spirit suddenly increased, and his mind became clearer. He jumped out and pointed at the lion spirit and cursed: "Although you don't have a lewd wife and daughter, you can't pretend that you killed me, right? Mr. Tang, you don't have to feel guilty. No way to use any means to use against such evil monsters who seek money and kill them. I support you! Your behavior is legitimate, nothing wrong."

The female lion spirit looked at Xiang Zhenguodao with a calm expression: "You deserve this time to die, so don't blame me."

"What? You killed me and seized my position as president, and said I deserved it?" Xiang Zhenguo was furious: "I want to ask, what's my crime?"

The female lion snorted coldly: "Do you remember the innocent fried fruit vendor who relied on her own power to bully her for three and a half years ago?"

As soon as these words were spoken, Xiang Zhenguo's face changed suddenly and he took three steps in a row.
Chapter completed!