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No. 191 Meng, less than AUO lovers

Updated at 8 a.m.

Zhang Muxue looks very weak, like a girl who can crush her with just a little effort. But in fact, she is the Jade Emperor. She has been practicing since childhood and has experienced 1,750 kalpas, and each kalpa should be 129,600 years. Her magic power is so strong that an ordinary woman hit her body, like an iron pillar.

"Touch" the middle-aged woman was bounced out and fell to the ground. The plastic bag on her hand fell to the ground, and the things inside rolled out and were scattered all over the ground.

Although Tang Sen and Zhang Muxue warned themselves that they could not see it, that it was someone else's fault, their eyes couldn't help but sweep the things on the ground. Tsk, it's so amazing... They are all small toys for women. A simulated friend made of silicone happened to fall at Zhang Muxue's feet. And when they fell, they accidentally touched the switch, buzzing and trembling on the ground. It was really terrifying.

The Jade Emperor, who had experienced 1,750 disasters, had to be 129,600 years of disasters, did not like this thing, and was scared to death, and rushed to Tang Sen's back and hid in one step.

She stretched out her slender hand, grabbed Tang Sen's clothes tightly, and snorted miserably, "I'm so scared. Fortunately, that thing didn't touch my shoes, otherwise I would have to change to a new pair of shoes. That thing... is really used to stuff... into... that kind of place? How could it be possible to get in?"

Tang Sen came over and patted her on the shoulder: Don’t talk nonsense, this thing is not dirty, it’s just a toy. The key to whether it’s dirty or not depends on how you think, and there is no need to change the shoes when you touch them.

He said to the middle-aged woman, "Sorry, do you need us to help you?"

The middle-aged woman lowered her voice and said, "I hit her myself, I don't blame you, don't bother you." She quickly stuffed the small toys scattered on the ground back into the black plastic bag, picked up the bag and ran away.

Tang Sen looked at her back as she was leaving and shook her head thoughtfully.

"What's wrong?" Zhang Muxueqi said.

"It's okay." Tang Sen said it was okay, but he was surprised. The middle-aged woman not only knocked off the bag when she bumped her sunglasses, but also tilted her sharp-eyed Tang Sen had already seen her face clearly, and it was clearly the President's wife.

Although the president's wife died, there was a fake husband at home. What did she buy these things? Could it be...

Before Tang Sen could think too much, Zhang Muxue poked his back with his finger and said, "Hey, don't think about what I just said."

"What did you say just now, I need to think about it?" Tang Senqi said.

"No... nothing." Zhang Muxue said just now, "That thing... is really used to stuff... into... that kind of place." She regretted it when she said this, because such words can easily cause men to think about it. Moreover, if the object of the random thought is her, it is simply unacceptable.

She wanted to find a piece of tofu to kill her, but then she thought, how could Tang Sen be interested in thinking about her? If she wanted to think about it, she would find a home girl to be the partner of her dreams... She suddenly felt a little depressed.

"Why are you suddenly unhappy?"

"No... nothing unhappy." Zhang Muxue lifted the black hair in her ear and said lightly: "I have always had this state of mind."

I have always been worried about gains and losses. Since I came to the human world to learn human knowledge, since I met Tang Sen, my state of mind has been like this. I always worry about this and that. I worry about the man I love not loving me. Sometimes it hurts, sometimes it is very sweet. When it hurts, I just want to die, but when it hurts, I think that one day may bloom and bear fruit, and I suddenly feel that I have no regrets in death.

In other words, as long as you have love, whether it hurts or sweets, will you die in the end?

"Hey. What are you thinking about?" Tang Sen shook her shoulders and smiled, "Look, there is a small stall selling oil and fruits in front of me, I haven't eaten it for many years."

The two of them shook to the front of the stall. Their faces were cramped at the same time. It turned out that the stall selling oil fruits was actually run by Sister Guanyin. Both of them recognized Sister Guanyin, but they didn't want each other to know that they knew her.

Tang Sen pretended to be a stranger and handed over a few dollars: "Boss, come two fruits."

Sister Guanyin had a strange smile on her face: "Okay. Two are right? I've taken it, it's very hot... The couple went out shopping so early? They ate each one with a single fruit, are they very happy?"

Tang Lin cursed in his heart, but his face was pretending to be nothing happened: "The boss's wife really likes to talk nonsense. She and I are just a classmate, not a couple."

Zhang Muxue also said with a calm face: "It's just a classmate."

Sister Guanyin laughed and said, "Okay, why are you so shy? I admit that my sister won't eat you." She suddenly came to Zhang Muxue and said, "Little beauty, your husband is so handsome. Even I was moved by my sister. He might have many women outside, so he shouldn't want such a man."

Zhang Muxue snorted coldly: "Don't talk bad things about Tang Sen here. Although he is handsome, he is clean. He has rejected countless girls in the school who pursued him. If he were really a playboy, he would have slept with countless girls."

Sister Guanyin tsk twice, then turned to Tang Sen and said, "Your wife is saying good things for you, and you must have a good relationship."

"Hey, I've said it's just classmates."

Sister Guanyin didn't seem to want to speak clearly here. After making a few fun, she flashed the person, pushed the stall car, turned to another street, and sang while walking: "Above AU, the lovers are not full, sweet and upset, and happy and chaotic. What will happen to us in the future? I can't wait to know the answer..."

The psychopath Tang Sen and Zhang Muxue complained in their hearts at the same time.

In the following time, the two of them relaxed and had a good time. They went to all the amusement parks, zoos, cafes, and places they should go. They looked very harmonious and friendly like ordinary young couples, but they were very cautious and had almost no physical contact.

Zhang Muxue is a very proud woman. Although she had confessed to Tang Sen long ago, if Tang Sen had not shown that she had fallen in love with her, she would not allow herself or Tang Sen to have close contact. She believes that doing that kind of thing must be based on the premise that they have love each other.

From the time the sun didn't come out and the sun set, both of them were exhausted, but they were still very energetic. Tang Sen himself found it strange that Zhang Muxue was not an otakus, so why did I feel very happy to be with her?

The next day, just as dawned, Xiang Boer called: "Fake a fake and I are going to set off to climb the mountain. You guys will prepare for it."

Tang Sen quickly got up, just in case, called Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Li Jing and other three who could fight. The group hurried to Baolin Temple. The real president has been hiding in Baolin Temple for the past two days, waiting for the day to replace the fake president. Seeing Tang Sen coming, Xiang Zhenguo was excited, tidied up his suit, took big steps, and followed.

"Mr. Tang, do you really have the means to subdue demons, right?" Xiang Zhenguo said with a little concern: "We all fell into the hands of monsters. I can't stand it if I die again."

His eyes swept across the loli-shaped Sun Wukong, the big and brainless Zhu Bajie, and the demented Li Jing, suddenly felt that these people were not very reliable.

"Well, these women look very unreliable, but they are actually very powerful." Tang Sen pointed at Li Jing and said, "This is a general who was once the Heavenly Court, named Tota Li Tianwang, who is very powerful."

"The King of Heaven?" Xiang Zhenguo obviously disbelief.

Li Jing had no memories of the Heavenly Court. She rolled her eyes and said, "Who is the King of Tota? Why don't I know?"

Xiang Zhenguo: "..."

Li Jing paused and said, "Not to mention that, I wrote a poem today, it is very interesting. Do you want to listen to it?"

Xiang Zhenguo thought to himself: I want to see what she has. So he said: "Let me listen."

Li Jing shook his head and chanted proudly: "Ten years of life and death are vast, the blue sea and blue sky are heart every night. When the golden wind and jade dew meet, I hold hands and look at each other and tears, and I swallow speechlessly."

Xiang Zhenguo: "..."

Damn, this poem feels very well written, and it seems to have a very artistic conception. The poem tells about a man named Jinfeng and a man named Yulu. The two have not met for ten years, and they are separated by life and death. They miss each other every night. Finally one day, they met, but they held hands and looked at each other, and said nothing in tears.

Great, very poetry

Xiang Zhenguo suddenly turned over the table: "Damn it, such a vegetable basket. Where did this strange poem come from? This person... is really a powerful general? Don't coax me."

Li Jing hummed, "You don't know how to appreciate yourself. I am qualified to blame my poetry level? Just pick a sentence from my poem and ask others if it is a famous quote."

Xiang Zhenguo covered his face and squatted on the ground and said, "No, if you use this guy to remove the monster, we will definitely be wiped out."

"I underestimate people." Li Jing waved to the sky, a white cloud flew down, she jumped onto the cloud head, stood up easily, and hummed, "If you look down on me, I'll take a step first." After saying that, her body had turned into a phantom and flew far away in an instant.

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie also shrugged, attracted two clouds and left lightly.

When Xiang Zhenguo saw this scene, he was immediately scared: "Wow, they... they will all be in the clouds?"

"Yes, driving the clouds and fog is the most basic job. Even if you are a heavenly soldier, you have no technical content." Tang Sen gently patted Xiang Zhenguo on the shoulder and said, "Let's follow us too."

"Wow, it turns out you are really amazing people." Xiang Zhenguo said ecstaticly: "Mr. Tang, will you also rush into the clouds?"

"This...hehe..." Tang Sen spread his hands: "I am different from them. They are all gods and monsters, but I am just a mortal, so I can't fly around the clouds, I can only play this."

After saying that, Tang Sen pinched a sword technique in his hand, and the return sword flew out of the sky. Tang Sen jumped gently onto the flying sword and grabbed Xiang Zhenguo.

"Wow, Feixian of the Sword..." Xiang Zhenguo shouted excitedly. To be continued.
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