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No. 183 Meng, the Dragon King in the Well

Updated at 8:00 in the morning—

Seeing that Tang Sen and others were coming, Zhu Bajie said with a confused look on her face: "I guess you will come with me. This well is so weird. There is actually a dragon palace here. ●⌒,."

Tang Sen nodded: "It's really strange."

Sun Wukong looked at the plaque of the Dragon Palace and said, "I have been to the Dragon Palace in the east, south, west, north, and north, but I have never seen such a Dragon Palace. Judging from the shape of this palace, it must have been created by the Dragon King's family, but I don't know which Dragon King is doing it here."

Sister Zhu Ba knocked on the door, but there was no answer to the Dragon Palace, and there was no sound inside.

"What a Dragon Palace, there are not even shrimp soldiers and shrimp generals?" Sun Wukong kicked open the door: "Let's go in by ourselves."

"Hey, it's not good to go around like this, it's impolite." Tang Sen reminded.

"Ha, my old man Sun made a big fuss in the East China Sea Dragon Palace back then, and he had never done anything arrogant? Now he is just kicking him into the Dragon Palace, which is already very proud." Sun Wukong swayed inside.

Damn, you were the bandit monster who occupied the mountain and became the king back then. In the new era, you will also change your personality. Tang Sen had to follow and apologize when he saw the master later.

Zhang Muxue, who followed behind, walked to the front of the Dragon Palace and thought for a while: I am the Jade Emperor, and the Dragon Palace is my subordinate department. Of course I can enter at will, right? Just think it's just for inspection work.

So she followed in quietly.

It was quiet in the Dragon Palace. It was indeed a shrimp soldier and a shrimp general. Everyone walked deeper and deeper. When they arrived at the back hall of the Dragon Palace, they heard a faint sound from a hall, but it was too far away. In addition, the transmission of the sound in the water was different from that in the air, so they couldn't hear it very clearly.

"There are people over there, hurry up and take a look." Everyone was energetic and swam towards the hall.

When he arrived in front of the hall, the voice came from inside. Tang Sen was about to knock on the door. However, Sun Wukong pushed open the door without hesitation...

The door opened with his hands, and everyone immediately saw the situation in the room, and saw that the room was dirty and messy, with countless garbage thrown. The bed sheets and quilts were dragged to the ground, and a dragon king was sitting in the garbage dump playing with the computer.

This Dragon King is obviously a female Dragon King. She has a horn on her head and looks pretty good. She can score 85 points. She is wearing a ladies' dress that is about the Ming Dynasty. I don’t know how many years have it been washed. Oh, no, she has been soaking in water. The clothes are theoretically washed... but... if she keeps soaking in water and not rubbing, she will grow green hair and moss, so her body is covered with green hair and moss.

But she didn't care, her eyes were locked on the computer screen. The screen was playing the blockbuster "The Passionate Female Neighbor" starring Teacher Cang. The plot of this film basically has no plot. It is a story about a man who was bored at home, and suddenly a female neighbor visited him and put him in an eighteen way.

The voices Tang Sen and the others just heard were originally dubbing this film. At this time, the picture on the computer screen was very unbearable and it was impossible to look directly at it. If you have to code the sykes on your hands, now all the computer screens are code the sykes.

Everyone sweated heavily.

The female Dragon King was drooling and murmured: "It's great to have a male neighbor. I also want to have a neighbor... Unfortunately, my family is in this broken well, and there are no neighbors. Oh. I can't fight back against the male neighbor. What a pity."

Everyone was sweating again, only Zhu Bajie's eyes emitted green light, and they jumped to the female Dragon King's side, and they also put their heads together to watch the movie: "Wow, a good movie. There is indeed a baby in the well. I thought Wukong was lying to me again this time, but I didn't expect that there was really a movie from Teacher Cang."

Sun Wukong covered his face.

Tang Sen covered his face.

Zhang Muxue, who was hiding outside the door and secretly watching inside, was the one who couldn't afford the most. She was still a pure girl. She could not stand the stimulation of the computer screen. She only felt her head buzzing, making a hotter sound, and her legs became weak. She quickly retreated and didn't dare to look at it again.

However, human nature is very strange. The more you dare not watch it, the more you think about it in your heart. She automatically changed the man in the picture to Tang Sen, changed the woman to herself, and imagined that if she and Tang Sen were doing the same thing in the movie... No, they could not think about such things at all, and they would not be able to live if they thought about it... Zhang Muxue was weak all over and collapsed outside the door.

The female Dragon King finally found the invader at this time. She screamed and jumped up: "Oh, who are you? Why did you run into someone's boudoir without even knocking on the door? You are simply crazy."

"Boom?" Sun Wukong complained ruthlessly: "You dare to call your room with garbage, sheets, unwashed dishes...? You are simply insulting the word "Boom"."

"Tsk, what's so strange about my room?" The female dragon king said with a flat mouth: "I just like living like this."

Sun Wukong said: "Hmph, what kind of life is this way? "

Before she finished speaking, Tang Sen next to her suddenly interrupted: "It's great to live like this. I can understand. When a person wants to play computers very much, he doesn't care about cleaning the room. Of course, he doesn't wash the bowls he's eaten. Just throw them to the side is the right way. As for sheets, he will fold them. Anyway, he has to mess it up when he's sleeping. Take every time to do what he loves to do, even if he turns the room into a garbage dump, this is the true meaning of life..."

"Zhendi your sister!" Sun Wukong almost jumped up.

Zhang Muxue, who was weak outside, was also startled and thought to himself: No, right? Does Tang Sen like sloppy women? But I love cleanliness, can I not meet the standards again?

Tang Sen asked in a serious tone: "This Dragon King girl, if I read it correctly, you are a home girl."

The female Dragon King smiled and said, "Yes! I haven't left the house for hundreds of years... Look at my clothes that have grown hair. Hundreds of years ago, I stayed at home for embroidery, raising fish, etc., and having a computer in recent decades, it would be even more interesting. Playing with computers every day, time passes quickly..."

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Zhang Muxue were all sweating profusely. This home girl is so amazing. She has been staying for hundreds of years and has never changed her clothes. What level can she do to achieve this? She is simply crazy.

Tang Sen had a smile on his face: "The girl's lifestyle is so healthy!"

"Puchi!" Sun Wukong and the other two vomited blood and fell to the ground. Is this still healthy? Where is the health?

The female Dragon King seemed very happy. In fact, the otakus is not an inhumane person, but they don’t like to go out, but if guests come to the door, they will usually be very happy to receive it. The female Dragon King was the same. She smiled and moved a few chairs over: "Everyone, I haven’t visited the door for hundreds of years, and I don’t have neighbors or anything else. I live alone and I’m so happy today."

Sun Wukong couldn't help but complain: "You really want a male neighbor, the kind that can be used to counterattack."

The female Dragon King laughed: "No, that's the delusion that only happens when watching Teacher Cang's movies. If I really want me to do it, I can't do it. I'm a reserved girl. How can I really go to counterattack my neighbors? Don't believe the plot in that kind of movie, it's impossible to have it in reality."

People like you dare to talk about reality with others? Are you completely out of reality, okay? Everyone overturned the table.

Tang Sen smiled and said, "Miss Dragon King is really insightful. What you said is really reasonable."

Well, for this guy, as long as the other party is a home girl, everything is good, and it will be delicious if you fart. Sun Wukong and others covered their faces again.

"By the way, what are you here for me?" asked the female dragon king.

"Come to find Teacher Cang's photo album, Blue Light HD..." Zhu Bajie shouted anxiously. Before he could speak, Sun Wukong kicked her away: "We're looking for the body of a middle-aged fat man. His name is Xiang Zhenguo, and he is the president of Wuji Kingdom. After being killed by monsters, the body sank into this well. Have you seen it? We want to find him, identify DNA to be himself, and then kill the evil monster."

"Oh, you're talking about the fat man who sank into the well three years ago." The female Dragon King laughed and said, "I haven't had a guest here for hundreds of years. A corpse suddenly sank three years ago, which is considered to add some popularity to me. I put the body in the back hall to preserve it, which makes it seem like there are at least two people in my dragon palace."

Everyone was sweating together, right? That could it be considered to have brought popularity? Can it be considered to have two people?

"Anyway, let's go and see the corpse first." Everyone followed behind the Dragon King, walked through the corridor and came to the back hall. There was a middle-aged fat man lying straight in the hall, with a lifelike face. Everyone looked closely and saw that it was Xiang Zhenguo.

"Strange, it has been sinking into the well for three years, but it has not rotted?" asked Sun Wukong.

The female dragon king said proudly: "Because I used a fixed-eye bead to fix his face, so it won't rot."

"Dingyan Zhu? What?" Everyone was a little curious.

"This is a bead produced by an ancient giant clam. It has a magical effect of making people lively and immortal. As long as anyone holds this bead, they can guarantee that they will never grow old." The female dragon king said proudly: "Are you envious? This is my proud magic weapon."

Others felt a little moved when they heard this. It was indeed a good baby, but when they heard Sun Wukong's ears, they scared her whole body: "No, there is such a crazy and terrible treasure in the world? Isn't it that I can't grow up all the time, I've always been in the loli type! No, take the beads away from me... I want to grow up, I want to become a royal sister, so I don't want to see any Dingyan beads."

Sun Wukong was so scared that he shivered into the corner of the wall and trembled, just like a girl with a cleanliness reaction when she saw cockroaches.

Everyone: "..." (To be continued.)
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