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The first seventy one, the Jade Emperor lied

Updated at 8:00 in the morning—

Tang Sen raised his face and asked seriously: "I happened to pass by. This is not the point. We finally met. I have a lot to ask you clearly and sit down and talk about it."

Zhang Muxue actually wanted to sit with Tang Sen in an elegant cafe and talk about life ideals, even if you don’t talk about anything, just sitting quietly with him would be happy. But she couldn’t do it now. She didn’t know how to talk to Tang Sen with the identity of the Jade Emperor... Thinking about the trouble she brought to him in the past, Zhang Muxue sweated and held her back. If she sat down to talk in this situation, she would be scolded by Tang Sen to be so bloody...

He just needs to scold her and she will die of sadness, so he must never talk.

Zhang Muxue covered her embarrassment with the veil on her face and said in a hoarse voice: "I don't have time to talk to you now. I am here to solve the internal affairs of the Heavenly Court this time. Please retreat temporarily if you have no relevant person."

"Damn it, irrelevant?" Tang Sen was furious: "I sent people to kill me every now and then, how dare I say I am irrelevant?"

When Zhang Muxue saw Tang Sen getting angry, she felt very weak. She felt that her wife was afraid of being divorced after angering her husband, but at this time she had to force herself: "I say you have nothing to do with you, but you have nothing to do with you."

Erlang Shen took a step forward and hummed, "Your Majesty said you have nothing to do with it, but you have nothing to do with it."

At this moment, Sun Wukong, who was lying on the ground, filed the golden rope, jumped up, waved the stick, and hit Erlang Shen with a stick. Erlang Shen seemed to have been wary of it, and formed a three-pointed and two-edged knife out of thin air, "did" and held the golden cudgel. The two immediately fought together, fighting hard to distinguish.

This has been like this since five hundred years ago. They fought each other when they met and were too lazy to say more.

It is a barbarian behavior to pinch each other when they meet. Tang Sen doesn't like this. He still likes to use modern people to solve problems. Everyone sits down and reason first, and it's not too late to fight if they can't explain clearly.

He picked up his hand and said, "Okay. You can solve the internal affairs of the Heavenly Court first. I will wait until you finish the problem, and then I will talk to you about the matter between us."

When Zhang Muxue heard the words "What we are doing" and she felt a little happy. She felt like she was going to talk about marriage, but she immediately woke up. This was just her wishful thinking, so Tang Sen would not talk about marriage with her. She said with a stern face: "Golden Horn, Silver Horn. Do you know your guilt?"

Jinjiao and Yinjiao were scared to death, huddled behind Tang Sen, and reached out to grab his clothes, saying nothing could be revealed.

Zhang Muxue was furious: "What are you two huddled behind Tang Sen to do? Come out for me."

How dare Jinjiao Silver Horn come out? Although the new generation of Jade Emperor is much more kind than the Jade Emperor before, he doesn't like to use power to suppress others, and will not bully his subordinates, he is the Jade Emperor after all. He has accumulated power, and the two little fairies are really afraid of death. Jinjiao is hanging Tang Sen's clothes. Yinjiao simply hugged Tang Sen's waist from behind and cried: "Young Master Tang save us!"

"Hey, we were still fighting for the enemy just now, okay? Why should I save you?" Tang Sen said angrily: "If you do something wrong, you must accept punishment. Go out quickly."

"No..." The two women were behind Tang Sen and did not show their heads no matter what they said.

Zhang Muxue was also amused and crying when he saw this. A man blocked the Golden Horn and Silver Horn, and she ordered the Heavenly Soldiers to go and pull the man away. However, when Tang Sen blocked there, she was really reluctant to ask the Heavenly Soldiers to drag him. She had to pretend that she didn't see it, and let the Golden Horn and Silver Horn shrink behind Tang Sen, and said loudly: "Golden Horn, Silver Horn, your private escape from the lower realm is not a big deal. I am already streamlining the manpower of the Heavenly Site. If you want to go down the realm, you just need to say a word and I can give you a deposit and let you leave. I didn't want to pursue the matter of private escape from the lower realm, but I didn't expect that before you escape from the lower realm, you would steal five treasures from the Taishang Laojun. This is too unreasonable, and it's simply crazy."

Zhang Muxue reached out and said, "I ordered you to return all the five treasures of Jade Purple Gold Gourd, Purple Gold Rope, Seven Star Sword, and Bamboo Sphere to the owner, Taishang Laojun as much as possible."

After hearing this, Tang Sen suddenly realized that these treasures came from this way. No wonder a nine-tailed vixen actually owned the magic weapon of Taishang Laojun. It was because the golden horns and silver horns were stolen from the Heavenly Court and were threatened by taking photos. He had to give the treasure to the nine-tailed vixen, and then fell into his own hands.

Things gradually came to light.

When facing Tang Sen, Jinjiao and Yinjiao acted cute and spoofed, but when facing Zhang Muxue, he looked like a little quail who was so obedient. The two girls said pitifully: "Your Majesty, we really want to hear you, but... those five treasures are not owned by us now, they are already... in the hands of Mr. Tang."

Zhang Muxue felt a headache after hearing this. No, I really don’t want to talk to Tang Sen with this identity, but now she doesn’t seem to be able to say it anymore. She had to turn her head to Tang Sen and said in a silly voice: “Mr. Tang, have you heard it? Those five treasures…”

Tang Sen laughed: "I'm an unrelated person."

Zhang Muxue: “…”

Tang Sen smiled but said nothing.

Zhang Muxue had to smile bitterly and said, "I... I didn't know about it just now. May I ask, are those five treasures already in your hands? Why are you related to these two fairies? Why did the treasures fall into your hands?"

Seeing her politely questioning, Tang Sen didn't want to spoof any more. He was about to say what Jinjiao and Yinjiao did in the world, but he didn't expect that Jinjiao and Yinjiao rushed in front of him and said, "Token of love! Those five treasures were given to Mr. Tang as token of love. He happily accepted them and agreed to marry us."

Zhang Muxue's eyes turned dark and she almost fell to the ground. She was about to cry, but she heard Tang Sen say angrily: "Hey, don't talk nonsense here. You are going to marry you. Don't mess with me to give yourself a shield."

He turned to Zhang Muxue and said, "I have no relationship with these two women. They made trouble in the world and I took their treasures."

"It's okay?" Zhang Muxue was overjoyed: "That's good!"

Tang Sen continued: "But I cannot return these five treasures casually. If I remember correctly, I am in a hostile relationship with Heaven. Of course, I will not return them casually after I get the enemy's treasures. Otherwise, you will use them to deal with me again, and I will be Spartan."

The saying "I'm Spartan" is very unfair, but what's even more unfair is that Zhang Muxue can understand it. She found that she was very homeless and now she can understand many strange code words. She feels very happy when she thinks about it. In this way, there will be no difficulty in communicating with Tang Sen.

Zhang Muxue nodded and said, "You are right. Of course, the enemy's magic weapon must be snatched and cannot be returned. If you commit two treasures to the enemy at this time, you will still suffer in the future. Only the stupidest anime characters will do that kind of behavior. People in reality will never be like this."

Tang Sen said "Huh": "Jade Emperor, do you actually want to watch anime?"

"Cough!" Zhang Muxue said proudly: "I haven't seen much, like "Miss Sakurako's feet buried with a corpse", "35 Test Team of Magic Academy", "I was kidnapped to a noble girl's school as a sample of commoners", "Yao Ge Lily"... well, I basically watched it."

Tang Sendaqi: "Oh, Jade Emperor, are you a home girl?"

Zhang Muxue was asked by this question and felt a thrill. It was bad. The most important, most difficult and most difficult question in her life came. Although she had watched a lot of anime, she also carried out many activities to fill in. It was a bit difficult to say that she was a ouzu. She is now a ouzu who is desperately watching anime. She doesn't want to give up her ouzu life, but she is working hard to learn ouzu knowledge. This attribute is too complicated and difficult to explain clearly.

However, if she denies that she is a home girl, Tang Sen will definitely not like her. If she admits that she is a home girl, she is lying. Now she has gained Tang Sen's favor for a while, and when the lies are exposed in the future, it will make him even more disgusted.

It's so difficult to answer. God, help me, how do I answer Tang Sen's question?

No, it’s useless to ask God to help me. I am the Jade Emperor, and I am the God I am talking about. I can’t save myself.

Zhang Muxue's head almost exploded in an instant.

She used her supreme concentration to drive away the complicated thoughts in her mind, and finally she blushed and lied: "That's right, I'm an otakus. She loves to watch anime the most, likes to play games, and has waves at home, ps, psp, psv, nds... As long as it is related to game movement, I like to watch them all."

Her face was blushing so hard, but fortunately she was blocking her veil and her heart was beating wildly. As the Jade Emperor and the example of the fairy world, she had never lie in her life. This time, in order to win the favor of her beloved man, she actually lied for the first time... Gods of heaven, please forgive me, the incompetent Jade Emperor.

"Wow, it turns out that you are such a otakus!" Tang Sen was overjoyed: "Okay, since you are an otakus, everything is easy to say. You won't care about your pursuit of me before. Everything you do is right, and there will definitely be no mistakes."

Zhang Muxue is sweating a lot, are you mistaken? Just because I am a home girl, I can even write off the pursuit of you. How generous should you be? Oh, no, how spoiled you for a home girl?

Tang Sen took out the five treasures he had just obtained and handed them to Zhang Muxue all in his hand: "Since you are a stolen girl, everything is easy to say. Take them away, and you will be given the treasures stolen from the Heavenly Court."

Zhang Muxue's mind was a little too short: "Mr. Tang, you really gave me back this way? Returning the magic weapon to the enemy is a very bad behavior. You won't be like this, right?"

Tang Sen smiled and said, "If it is an ordinary enemy, then my behavior is a crime. But you are a ouzuma. The reason for chasing me must be very strange. You definitely didn't really want to kill me, but I chased me? It must be because I have some unfair reasons, so I will not be considered a crime."

Zhang Muxue covered her face and thought to herself: It's over, he really hit it. I sent someone to arrest him for some unfair reasons. (To be continued...)
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