The first four three cute, smart Li Jing
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Li Jing was in a daze, well, no, she wasn't in a daze, she was looking at the sky...
Weituzhi and Bi Yuewu dare not underestimate the King of Tota. No matter how stupid this woman is, she is still at the level of the King of Heaven, and she is truly possessed. She is different from the fake Marshal Tianpeng who likes to slut out and be lazy. King of Li once conquered Nezha with the Linglong Pagoda and led a large army to encircle and suppress the demons of Huaguo Mountain 500 years ago. Her military achievements are great, how can she underestimate her?
Now, this king is too lazy to pay attention to the stomach pheasant and Bi Yuewu, she only looks at the sky. ◎,
The cheesy and Bi Yuewu were pounding their hearts. What's the good thing about the sky? Could it be... this is some kind of trick? The two couldn't help but follow Li Jing's gaze and turn their eyes into the air.
There are white clouds in the sky, there is a goshawk below the clouds, and a colorful bird below the goshawk... Could it be that King Li is watching the goshawks prey on the birds and want to understand the truth from it?
The mood of the turtle pheasant and Bi Yuewu couldn't help but feel nervous, and they watched the movements of the goshawks and the birds carefully. However, after a long time, the goshawks were still gliding in the sky, and the birds were still passing by at low altitude, and nothing changed.
What exactly is the King of Heaven looking at?
Wei Tuzhi and Bi Yuewu couldn't help it, and they said to Li Jing in unison: "What are you looking at?"
Li Jing's eyes were dissipated, she took them back from the sky and fell on the faces of the two of them, and said strangely: "Look? I didn't look at anything just now."
"Then you look up at the sky with your face, aren't you looking at things?"
Li Jing spread her hands: "I'm crazy, why do I have to watch the sky? There are no police and gangster movies in the sky... I just suddenly felt that the movement of tilting my hands behind my back to the sky was very cool, and it had a scent of 'I am an expert', so I'll try it."
"Pubo, pubo!" The stomach pheasant and Bi Yuewu fell to the ground one after another.
The two almost vomited blood. They finally suppressed their anger and got up, constantly telling themselves: "Li Jing is a lunatic, don't be as knowledgeable as her."
But Li Jing looked down at the ground again and said leisurely: "The bright moon in the Qin Dynasty was in the Han Dynasty, and the light boats had passed thousands of mountains. Fireworks were coming to Yangzhou in March. I would never return until Loulan was destroyed."
The two of them sweated at the same time, feeling very stressed. This poem... feels written with charm and an indescribable philosophical flavor. Well, it's so awesome. I feel that every sentence is written very well, and it is definitely the level of famous poems throughout the ages, but why do you read it together? There is a faint feeling of pain?
This poem describes the poet's heroic spirit of taking a boat from the Qin and Han dynasties, passing through ten thousand mountains, and coming to Yangzhou in March without breaking through a place called Loulan. It's like a bunker.
"No, this poem is just a crazy person who is talking nonsense!"
The turtle chees and Bi Yuewu raised the table together and shouted: "Li Jing, don't get crazy, come and die..."
Before they could finish a sentence, the two suddenly felt that the sky had become darker. It seemed as if the sun was covered by dark clouds. They felt quite strange. The sky was blue and white, so where did the dark clouds come from? At the same time, they looked up and saw an extremely huge exquisite pagoda falling from the sky, covering them with a loud bang.
"Damn, we were actually plotted against by a lunatic?"
"She looked up before, and then bowed her head and recited the poem in order to interfere with our attention, so that we could also think about the meaning of her broken poem..."
"So that's what... What a cunning King Tota Li Tianwang!"
Weituzhi and Bi Yuewu were slapped the tower body desperately in the pagoda, trying to push the Linglong pagoda up. However, this thing was not so easy to push away. The two of them used their strength to cover them well.
Li Jing spread her hands outside and hummed, "It's so stupid. Such a simple trick will be hit. How did you live such a big life?"
Angriji feels very stressful, it’s not right. According to her understanding of her when she was in the Heavenly Court, the King of Tota Li Jing should be a slut and idiot. Why do she know how to play conspiracies now? She suddenly becomes smart?
Only Tang Sen knew what happened. He sighed and said, "It's all good things that you conspirators did. Some people used Wangyou Yin to block the memory of King Li Tian. As a result, this guy's stupid personality was sealed. Now he has become much smarter than before. You still treat her as an idiot, it would be strange if you don't get mad..."
The Angriji felt very stressed and quickly shouted: "Suhuo Monkey, Ginseng Water Ape, go overthrow the Linglong Pagoda and rescue the stomach pheasant and Bi Yuewu."
The squid fire monkey and the ginseng water ape are actually two monkeys, one is the fire monkey and the other is the water ape.
Well, in fact, what is the difference between "monkey" and "ape", Tang Sen couldn't tell it. Anyway, these two guys looked like monkeys. The two monkeys rushed towards the Linglong Pagoda together, and rushed to the middle, suddenly pounced forward at the same time, and fell on the ground, and fell a dog to eat shit... On the ground, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh can't get up for a long time.
Angriji was furious: "What are you two doing?"
The monkey and the monkey in the water said in unison: "I don't know what I've been mixed up..."
Angri was stunned, then suddenly realized, "Get out of the mirror with a photo of the demon." The soldiers behind him immediately handed a huge mirror, and Sha Wujing's pretty face slowly showed in the mirror. She also made a V-shaped gesture in front of the mirror and shouted, "Oh, I've successfully tripped over two enemies and attracted attention! My presence was once again revealed..."
"Gather your sister's attention." Tang Sen was furious: "I asked you to go and save the princess quietly. What did you do when you ran halfway through the two monkeys fall?"
"It's not my fault. I'm secretly heading towards the princess, planning to rescue her, just passing by here." Sha Wujing said aggrievedly: "They came over and tripped on my calves, and their calves were still hurt."
Tang Sen: “…”
Angri Chicken: "…"
Two monkeys: "…"
Ang Riji shouted, "Hurry up, guard the princess, take the demon mirror and look at it in all directions, don't let Sha Wujing touch it."
The soldiers raised several demon-looking mirrors and looked at the princess from all directions. The many bright big mirrors made the young master feel a little liked. She looked at the mirror and exclaimed: "Oh, why is there a white hair on her head? You have to pull it out quickly..." After that, she pulled out a white hair in front of the mirror, then looked left and right, and looked sideways. She blinked her eyes, quite narcissistic.
Everyone sweated heavily.
Only Tang Sen expressed his calmness. He actually helped the princess defend: "I don't think you should make a fuss about this kind of thing. As a normal woman, there are many mirrors in front of her. How can you not take a look? It is human nature to take a look, and it is strange if you don't take a look... I understand Miss Kong Yi's behavior very well."
"Don't help her with everything just because she is a home girl. This is obviously an act of not being able to grasp the key points." Everyone around him complained at the same time: "I was taken hostage, and the heavenly soldiers and generals were fighting with monsters and gods. She was still in the mood to look in the mirror to pull out her white hair. What a crazy woman he is."
Tang Sen spread his hands: "That's why you don't understand the occupant girl. She is a good woman. If she faints when she screams now, or is so scared that she trembles all over her body. Screams and comes to save me, what's the difference between that and a cliché girl with a public face? She has already had a relatively mild reaction. If my mother is here, she slapped all the soldiers around her to the ground with two slaps, and then took a handheld game console to play games. Her style is."
Everyone: "..."
Ang Riji wanted to overturn the table and shouted: "Everything is serious. What is the situation now? Don't discuss the behavioral pattern of the otakus. We don't want to know what the otakus will be like... Huo Huo Monkey, Ginseng Water Ape, you two take action together to kill Sha Wujing."
"No, right? You actually sent two generals to deal with me alone?" Sha Wujing smiled happily: "It feels so good to be valued."
"Okay, you'll lose your life." Tang Sen shouted: "Be careful..."
The fire monkey waved a long whip and whipped Sha Wujing's slender waist. She twisted her body and flew away lightly. In fact, her combat effectiveness was worse than that of Zhu Bajie, but she was defeated by her weak sense of existence. It was always difficult for the enemy to see her true outline clearly, unable to grasp her vital points, or predict her move.
The whip of the fire monkey blew up, and the ginshui ape rushed up again. He used a long whip and swung forward. Sha Wujing was avoiding the whip of the fire monkey. She was not careful of the ginshui ape's attack, but she was immediately entangled in her calf.
The Ganshui Ape was overjoyed and pulled back with force, trying to pull Sha Wujing over to control it, but unexpectedly, the one who pulled into his arms was actually a magic wand. He hit the ground and pushed the Ganshui Ape to his chest, and he squatted and fell to the ground.
Sha Wujing smiled and said, "What are you doing when you use a whip to wrap my magic wand?"
The ginshui ape shouted: "I'm obviously tangling my feet!"
Sha Wujing's presence was so bad that it would be better to attract hatred than to subdue the wand. She smiled and pulled back the subdue wand. The whip of the whip of the Fiery Monkey arrived again. She waved the scepter, but the whip of the Fiery Monkey turned around, and walked around from an incredible angle, entangled her wrist.
Sha Wujing shouted, "Oh, my wrist is entangled."
What the monkey heard was: "Hand...wrap..."
I thought to myself: Why is this guy so easy to entangle? It must be a fraud. I want to conspire to me like I am overthrowing the ginshui ape... I must have entangled this time with a magic wand. Let's look at the demon-scanning mirror next to me.
He turned his head to look at the demon mirror...
Experts fight together, how can you turn around and look at the mirror next to you?
Sha Wujing shouted lightly, flew up, kicking the fire monkey to the ground.
Ang Riji said furiously: "Two stupid monkeys, use more brains to help me lift my divine power and condense it on my eyes and ears. Then I can sense Sha Wujing and kill her, hurry up."
The fire monkey and the ginseng water ape quickly condensed their divine power. Their divine power is not weak. Once they become serious, they can see Sha Wujing's faint demonic shadow. The two of them screamed at the same time and rushed towards Sha Wujing.
Sha Wujing's real combat power is not as good as Zhu Bajie. How could he be the opponent of Liangxiang? He quickly ran away. She was a faint demon. When she was determined to escape, she was really elusive. As long as she was behind a tree, she would sway behind the stone and disappeared immediately without a trace. The two monkeys had to look for her for a long time to find her... (To be continued.)
Chapter completed!