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Chapter 501 Don't mess with the monk

Chapter 501 Don’t mess with the monk

(During the Chinese New Year, there are social events that cannot be pushed every day. I go out in a clear day and go home in a daze at night. Not to mention surfing the Internet, I can’t even tell the keyboard. Today is much better. I wish you my old age, and I don’t say anything. I will make up for it. Today, I will try my best to use my head to hit the keyboard...)

The next day, the national dispute continued. Everyone who entered the ice peak for the second time was already familiar with the road, and everyone was also careful. When they went up, they all took chairs. Although sitting on the ice did not cause any harm to the health of the fighters, it was not comfortable to sit on them all. Fighters are also humans, so they would naturally not be willing to suffer if they could feel comfortable.

When some fighters, who were mainly simple, sat leisurely in the audience and were about to watch today's battle, they found that many people were staring blankly in the direction below the stage. The place was naturally the place where the Chinese group and the group were yesterday. When the unknown fighters looked over, their eyes were almost glaring out. Looking at the Chinese group of people, they realized how shabby the things they brought were compared to the group of guys in front of them. Look at a folding chair, a pot of wine or a cup of tea, and a cup of coffee on them. Those who like to smoke brought a few packs of cigarettes. But look at them, it was not like they were here to fight, they were clearly going out for camping.

Wine, meat, hot pot, tent, a burly man who was obviously not a Chinese actually carried a whole sheep! The most annoying one was the monk, wearing an oil-stained monk's robe and a wide cloth bag, which was stuffed inside. From the exposed side, it can be seen that the cloth bag was filled with chicken legs, elbows and other things.

Seeing everyone like this, the older generation of fighters not only smiled bitterly. This scene diluted the scene of life and death fighting. It seemed that everyone came here not to resolve their personal grudges, but it was like a small gathering in the world.

"This is the same as our New Year. The customs are here, and the taste is changed by his grandmother!"

Looking at the group of people around him and a group of green forest heroes who were swimming in Liangshan, sitting there eating and drinking, Li Tianluo, who was sitting beside him, finally couldn't help but curse fiercely, and immediately heard Li Aoxian's dissatisfaction with his sharp ears. Among them, his son Li Xiao and the great monk Shi Juexing were the most sensitive. The two of them looked back at Li Tianluo who glared at them, looked him up and down carefully, then looked at each other for a few seconds, and turned their heads to continue eating and drinking with a group of ***s.

Ignore! This is definitely a pure ignorance! Li Tianluo feels like he is going to get angry. I’m still not the “captain” of China? You are going to revolt!

"Forget it, it's good to live a comfortable life in this snowy and snowy place!" Taoist Priest Xuan Qing, who was standing beside him, quickly comforted Li Tianluo, who was in a state of "betrayal of relatives". Unfortunately, the latter did not appreciate it but glared at the old Taoist priest fiercely: "Don't pretend to be a good person here. Isn't they dare to do this because you, the old bull, take the lead? Do you have the nerve to come and persuade me?"

It turned out that Taoist Xuanqing was also carrying a bottle of fine wine in his hand. Looking at the scent of the bottle, it turned out that it had just been burned.

When the meat is eaten, you will find peace, and of course you have to fight. Although Li Tianluo was unhappy when he saw these guys, he could only bear this breath to restore his unique power and walk onto the stage. An invisible majesty kept spreading outward in his center. He stood quietly on the stage, but everyone felt a heavy pressure suddenly pressing on his body. His whole body was like a huge rock carrying a huge rock, making his chest feel extremely uncomfortable. He could only turn around and grit his teeth and stubbornly. Looking at Li Tianluo who didn't say a word on the stage, he cursed him secretly. This girl is really unkind. If you can't control your Chinese people, you will vent your breath on us little shrimps. You are also arrogant and fairy. Your mind is smaller than needle eyes!

In fact, this is a bit unfair to Li Tianluo. Li Tianluo, who broke through the original realm, is usually like an ordinary mortal, but as long as he leaks a slight breath, he can release great power. Not only are the fighters from the surrounding countries, but even everyone who was still eating and drinking just now was suppressed by this momentum and had to put down the wine bowl and chopsticks, secretly venting their true energy to fight this invisible pressure.

The originally noisy scene instantly became quiet, and everyone's relaxed face disappeared in an instant and replaced by a solemn and solemnity. Only a few old-fashioned strong men still maintained that leisurely expression, and could count both slaps. Of course, some people pretended to be indifferent on the surface, and their aura began to tremble slightly. Li Xiao could see at a glance that such a person had actually started to use his power to resist. For example, King Arthur, look at him, there was nothing on the surface, but in fact his right hand was already pressed on the hilt of the sword.

Those who want to live with face are talking about such people. Li Xiao curled his lips disdainfully, and he would die if he didn't pretend!

After slowly scanning for a week, Li Tianluo spoke slowly. His voice was plain, but some fighters with lower skills felt a loud bell sound in their ears, and their heads were buzzing.

"I announce that today's national dispute begins, so please fool the two parties who are aggrieved to come to power."

Li Tianluo said just one sentence and walked off the stage and sat back to his seat. He returned to his previous expression as if things were not what he did, but no one around him did the trick. The scene finally returned to the seriousness that should be in the life-and-death battle.

One minute, two minutes, maybe it was as if Li Tianluo was shocked. The scene was silent for two or three minutes, but no one said a word. This scene made Li Tianluo frown a little, and he had to open his eyes and speak again: "Hmph, is the world really so peaceful now that everyone is starting to fall in love with each other? The couple often quarrels. I don't believe you are living in such a harmonious life now?"

As soon as the words were finished, someone finally moved from the audience. The Holy See slowly walked out of a person. His position was easily seen from his clothes and dressed up. However, when everyone saw the face of the Cardinal, many people began to gasp again.

"It's Morpheus! The archbishop in the first place in the Holy See!"

Morpheus's rise brought a considerable impact on everyone's vision. The next day, the Holy See, as a veteran fighting player, had played two games, and all the people who came up were masters, which was a bit unusual.

He didn't care about the whispers of the onlookers at all. Morpheus first bowed to everyone before smiling: "Once in ten years, a national dispute. I didn't expect that everyone would be so friendly and peaceful under the guidance of God. As God's people, God will definitely be happy to see it!"

I'll go!

Lou Yeyu and Li Xiao, who were under the stage, sprayed out the wine in their mouths at the same time, staring at Morpheus on the stage in a daze. With a word, we were all drawn to God’s people? You are shameless and have a limit, okay?

As soon as these words were said, it was like a huge rock thrown into a quiet lake. It immediately caused countless splashes. Many fighters stared at Morpheus, and sarcasm broke out. However, Morpheus seemed to have not seen it, and still said with a smile: "But there are disputes among the people. I hope this place is a place to calm everyone's differences. God is fair, please believe it!"

"Believe in your sister!"

Before Morpheus could finish his words, a loud shout came from the audience. Everyone looked at it and saw a yellow shadow standing among the Chinese fighters, with a shiny bald head, a yellow cassock covered with oil stains, and a bone of a chicken thigh that had just been gnawed in his mouth. Looking at Morpheus on the stage, he sneered and hummed: "Shameless to you, Buddha is so angry that he sees you. If you want to fight, you should go down. If you don't fight, just whine to Buddha. Just whine here!"

I was so sad. Li Xiao looked at Shi Juexing and even forgot that the mutton grabbed by the chopsticks fell into the wine bowl. This monk is so mighty!

Morpheus's face was scolded in front of so many people. He finally couldn't hold back his smile. He put away his smile and turned to look at Shi Juexing, and said coldly: "I wonder why this monk wants to blaspheme God's will?"

"Stop giving on your Châteaurus' faces. The monk believes in Shakyamuni, and he has nothing to do with your Jehovah's eight poles. Also, please call me a master. Don't use the word monk. We monks are all single. You add a "couple" to make the monk think that he has broken the precept of lust, so that the Buddha will get angry. After the monk passes away, he will go to the Pure Land to worship. Don't throw dirty water on the monk."

Looking at Shi Juexing with a striking expression, everyone in the audience burst into laughter. Unexpectedly, this monk was so sharp-tongued, and he didn't say anything dirty, but also hurt the Holy See. The people's meaning is very clear. We are not a system, so we should stop pressing our affairs on us!

Looking at the conversation between the two sides, everyone in the audience finally understood that the last confrontation between the two sides was finally on the surface today. When Morpheus came to power, the Huaxia side would definitely not be outdone. No, this monk, no, this master immediately stood up and did not give you the face of the Holy See. Looking at the provocative eyes, everyone understood that they actually wanted to go on stage to play two moves with you.

The boss is hard on his fists. If he talks too much, he will talk nonsense. If there is any reason, let’s talk on the martial arts stage! Many fighters have already retreated one after another. They have a premonition that this competition must be very intense, unless Morpheus shudders and dare not respond.

Sure enough, Morpheus took two steps back, gave up half of the place, looked at Shi Juexing and said seriously: "Since this monk has a disagreement with the teachings of our Holy See, it seems that we can only solve it in this way. This is a scene that God does not want to see."

"But I believe that the Buddha would be willing to see it!" A quick-step enlightenment had already stood opposite Morpheus, unbuttoned the bag tied to his waist and shook his wrist. The bag flew lightly into Taoist Xuanqing's hand: "Old bull's nose, don't eat it secretly. When the Buddha finished teaching this hypocritical guy, he had to count it!"

"Okay, I will never steal food!"
Chapter completed!
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