Chapter 4 Offending the Tabby Cat
I haven't felt this kind of heart-warming feeling for a long time.
The moment this girl named Xiao Yao appeared, I felt my heart pounding, and my cheeks were hot, but my face was blushing very much.
Duoduo’s sister...
I wonder if the little lady is married or not?
I really want to go up and ask if this girl has a boyfriend, but I quickly came back to my senses. Looking at the girl's beautiful appearance and no one chased her, it was basically impossible.
When I think of this, I can't help but feel depressed, and I feel that flowers are always stuck on cow dung.
Following the little demon girl, we came to the small canteen of the scorpion farm. The small table was filled with a wide range of dishes, with plates and plates filled with fragrance and very tempting. Lu Zuo came over with a plate. Seeing us, he smiled and said that our Duoduo cooked in person, you are lucky.
Will asked us to sit down and said, "Lu Zuo used to run a restaurant. Their Duoduo's skills are definitely first-class. Many people can't eat even if they have money."
We walked to the dining table. Will introduced us to a man in a green robe next to us, saying that this person was Xiao Keming.
I looked up and saw that this man was in his twenties or thirties. At first glance, he didn't look very good. However, if you look closely, you could see that his body was full of dust and a kind of fairy flying from the sky.
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I thought this person was a cold character who refused others, but he didn't expect that when he saw us, he greeted us warmly, saying that he had heard of you two long ago and dared to compete with the old coffin boards of the Huang family in Jingmen. Not to mention anything else, with this courage, I would have to have a drink with you later, and my life would be gone.
He spoke up and said what we were most proud of, and we hurriedly greeted him.
Xiao Keming chatted for a few words, then pointed at me with a smile and said, "Old Wang next door, brother, can you share with me your experience of prying the corner of the wall? I am quite interested, hehe..."
When he didn't laugh, he had a fairy-like temperament and had a master's temperament. Unexpectedly, this smile immediately became a little bit vulgar.
I don’t know what happened, but I was very concerned about that little demon girl being present. I was afraid that she would misunderstand me and behaved improperly. I quickly explained it. Xiao Keming said with a smile: “Uh, I understand. We will talk about this topic carefully when we don’t have children, haha…”
Well?
Boss, just let us go. I really don’t have the experience to teach you. I, a magician, can’t save you myself.
Besides, do you, a Taoist priest, need to learn how to break through the corners?
Although it was quite embarrassing to be teased by Xiao Keming, after the meal started, I immediately left all my worries behind, because the food Duoduo cooked was simply amazing.
Really, I have never eaten such delicious food in more than 20 years of living, and I almost bit my tongue.
Will and Lu Zuo and Xiao Keming are comrades-in-arms fighting side by side. They haven't seen each other for a long time. When we meet again after a long time, drinking is naturally inevitable. After drinking one cup after another, Lu Zuo mentioned Will's affairs. Xiao Keming saw that he was a person who couldn't stay idle. He slapped the table and said, "Damn, someone dares to bully my brother, kill him, let's go, let's go to Europe!
Lu Zuo is younger than Xiao Keming, but he is calmer than him, saying that this matter needs to be discussed.
Xiao Keming was so excited that no one could stop him. He said that he would discuss this matter. Coincidentally, I have nothing to do with you and I just thought it was just going there for a walk. Will, are you reimbursing this round-trip train ticket?
Will held back his laughter and said, "Brother, we have to take a plane to go to Europe."
Xiao Keming said it was good to take a plane. I don’t know what the quality of the flight attendant who flew abroad was. In addition, the taste of the ocean horse, hehe, Will, you are a landlord, you have to help arrange it...
The little demon girl ate a few bites next to her and became full. Seeing Xiao Keming turning yellow, she pulled Duoduo and said to him: "Brother Xiao, there are children here."
Xiao Keming made a fuss and laughed: "I keep silent, keep silent!"
The little demon girl glanced at him and said, "Just take Lu Zuo to ruin it."
After saying that, she took Duoduo away. Xiao Keming had no taboos. He pulled Will and talked about European affairs, which made Will very embarrassed. He said, "Brother, I don't go to that kind of place often."
Xiao Keming was furious and said, "You are a seed of infatuation, how could you not go?" The girls are gone, don't pretend to me here!"
Erchun was burying his head to eat. When he heard this, he raised his head and showed a greasy face, saying, Brother Xiao, I am not a woman?
Xiao Keming said, it’s you, you’ll just eat when you’re spoken.
Will said innocently, "I only love Angelina in my life and will never be moved by any woman."
Xiao Keming shook his head and said it was boring, boring...
Everyone gave me some cups and exchanged views. Seeing that Xiao Keming had agreed, Lu Zuo did not worry about the matter anymore. Instead, he and Xiao Keming went there. Duoduo and Xiao Yao naturally needed to bring them with him, so he just kept Erchun here to guard his family. As for the tiger cat...
Speaking of this, he was stunned and said, "Where is the tiger cat, where did the person go?"
Everyone was stunned and said they didn't see it. They didn't know where they went and didn't come back to eat.
Lao Gui and I couldn't interfere with each other, and we couldn't figure out who this tiger cat is?
Until evening, Will, Lu Zuo and Xiao Keming went back to the room to continue drinking. When Lao Gui and I went back to rest, someone asked in the dark again: "You silly Boy, dare you call yourself the old king next door?"
who?
The room was dark, and suddenly such a sound broke out, which scared me and the old ghost. I turned over and shouted into the darkness, and then I heard the man shouting: "I'm...uh!"
The sound suddenly came. When I opened it, I saw the old ghost appear by the bed, holding a colorful bird as huge as a hen in my hand.
This is……
The fat bird kept struggling, but it could not compare with the strength of the old ghost. Its head was held by the old ghost and its mouth couldn't be opened.
I was stunned for a moment and asked the old ghost, saying that the hen was talking just now?
The old ghost was also a little surprised. When he saw this guy, he was a little at a loss and said that he looked like a parrot, but why did the parrot start to curse?
I said carefully: "It seems like it has something to say. You can let it go, there should be no threat."
The old ghost said, and then reached out and let go.
As soon as the fat bird left the old ghost's hand, he immediately flapped his wings, flew high, and shouted in a scream: "You two stupid Boys have offended me, you have offended me, you have offended me, Tiger Skin Cat, I want to make you suffer for the rest of your life, tell you to block my mouth, and ask you to pull out my feathers..."
What, this fat hen-like bird is what Lu Zuo and the others just mentioned?
It shouldn't be a cat, why is it a parrot?
Just when we were stunned, we suddenly felt a heat on our heads. I reached out and touched it and it turned out to be a bubble of hot bird shit.
The old ghost suddenly got angry and said, believe it or not, I will strip your feathers naked?
The fat hen shouted, "How can you be able to do it?"
The old ghost jumped and jumped directly to the top, almost caught the bird. The guy shook his body and was startled. His huge body flew out of the window and cursed: "You don't pull out my feathers, you will be my grandson!"
The old ghost is so angry, a fat bird dares to challenge us?
Without saying a word, he jumped out of the window and jumped high from the second floor. However, the bird was not fat, but it was very flexible and avoided the old ghost's catch.
The old ghost fell to the flat ground, and the bird's dirty words cursed out.
The old ghost took a deep breath, and suddenly became a big bat, heading towards the air. The bird finally panicked, shouted "Oh my God" and flew towards the sky. However, it was fast, and the old ghost was even more swift. After a few seconds, it wrapped the bird and then slowly fell towards the window of our room.
When the bird was once again pulled in by the old ghost, it suddenly lost its temper and said, "Fuck, I'm a god, I'm a god, I'm convinced, let me go."
The old ghost said you won’t even say anything softly, who are you?
The fat bird said dejectedly: "Fuck...well, okay, I'm convinced, isn't it just a joke? Are you so desperate? You vampires transformed into bats and were very injured at one time. Is it necessary to be so tall?"
The old ghost glared at him and said you just scolded my mother.
The fat bird said no.
The old ghost said there was.
Fat bird said no, it means no...
The two of them had a fight for a while, and then a strange laugh suddenly came from the window. We turned our heads and saw that the little demon girl appeared at the window at some point, looking at the two guys who were fighting.
On someone else's territory, bullying the birds is not a good thing. The old ghost hurriedly let go of the fat bird and said, "Little Demon Girl, we are having fun."
The little demon pointed at the tiger-skinned cat who was flapping his wings in the air and laughed and said, "Hey, stinky cat, you have today too."
The tiger cat did not quarrel with her anymore, but glared at us viciously and said, "Wait, sir, I will make you regret your behavior today."
It spread its wings and parted, while the little demon girl looked at us with a smile and said, "You two, please do your own things."
After saying that, she jumped out of the window.
This girl is so neat and really charming!
I looked at her back and couldn't help but drool.
However, at that time, Lao Gui and I didn't understand how serious the consequences of offending Lord Tiger Skin Cat...
Chapter completed!