Chapter 67: There is no dark cloud cover in the sky

There has never been a accurate belief in the world. Li Guo would never think that he was called a useless person's body, and his ability to soak shit turned into a treasure.

Moreover, this stuffing is really a stuffing of shit, not an ancient time unit like a stick of incense or a cup of tea...

After Brother Shanyuan, who used Buddhist mental methods to wipe his butt, rushed to the door of the Zen room, even when he was about to die, Brother Shanyuan, who remembered to send his phone out, kicked the wooden door away with one kick, and then lie under his bed with his butt sticking out, squirting and squirting.

Mo Chou, Touko, Xiaoxin, and a cat playing with Xiaoxin's girl and Li Guo at the door were staring at his sexy buttocks swaying left and right. Li Guo even found that the sign hanging next to his monk suit was Li Ning! Li Ning!

"My husband...he?" Mo Chou looked for a while, then quickly ate the snacks on the table, patted the scum on his body, and stood beside Li Guo: "My husband, is this person a devil obstruction? You must know that this person who practices Buddhism is the most good and easy to turn into extremely evil."

Li Guo waved his hand: "I will not stick my butt to us if I am extremely evil."

As Li Guo said, Brother Shanyuan groped for a while, and found a dusty thing wrapped in oil paper from under the bed, and screamed at the little black cat who was squatting on the coffee table at some point: "Yedigo, go get me a rag."

The little black cat licked his lips, and with a meow, he crawled out of the door, and within a few seconds he took a wet rag and walked in.

Li Guo was shocked when she saw it: "You are so good at scolding all the cats?"

Brother Shanyuan picked up his nightmare and teased him: "It's not a cat, it's a dream-eating beast. He grew up with me since he was a child."

As he said that, he used a rag to clean the dust from the board that had just been touched from under the bed, took off the greased paper and placed it on the coffee table.

This board is like a black Go board, but the longitude and latitude are countless times finer than the Go board, and the dark shell seems to be vaguely flashing with starlight, full of the tone of mysterious unknown objects, and there are also dense words written on it as the pin tip. Li Guo is sure that if he does not use a magnifying glass, normal people will definitely not see the words on it.

"What is this?" Li Guo put her head up and even touched it with her hands. It felt warm and moist, like a piece of black jade: "It seems quite valuable..."

Brother Shanyuan shook his head: "This is not a valuable thing, it's just a star horoscope. It's like a compass in the hands of a Taoist priest. I use this to tell fortunes."

Li Guo suddenly realized: After doing it for a long time, Brother Shanyuan turned out to be a fortune teller for himself.

But Li Guo clearly remembered that when he was a child, his grandfather often took him to famous half immortals all over the country to tell fortunes, and everyone said the same thing. Li Guo could even remember the words of the half immortals without any effort: "Come on a boat with the wind, build a shaft on the ground, no wind or waves, and enjoy peace."

When he told Brother Shanyuan, Brother Shanyuan smiled mysteriously: "Your fate has been changed, and it's nothing strange to be the same. Now, let's see what fate you have, and it will actually be a big deal that only in the legendary fate change technique."

Hearing this sentence, everyone, including Xiaoxin, surrounded him. The Touzi Jing even stared at Brother Shanyuan with his big eyes: "Why is it getting more and more mysterious as I listen to it? Where can anyone change his fate? That's already invincible..."

But Mo Chou shook his head: "When Mo Chou was walking, there was a rumor that Li Shimin himself did not have the Nine Five Destiny. He relied on his disciples to use his fate as a guide to exchange a person with the Nine Five Destiny with him. In the end, he sacrificed three thousand warlocks to achieve great achievements."

Li Guo's scalp was numb at that time: What's the concept? Only the fate of three thousand people can change a person's fate. He never knew three thousand people from childhood to adulthood. How could this happen?

Brother Shanyuan squinted his eyes and looked excited: "This is a skill that is only known in legend. I finally saw it. But let's calculate your fate."

As he said that, Brother Shanyuan asked Li Guo to report his birthday, and as he began to mark every corresponding point on the astrology with Li Guo's birthday, he began to mark every little nail.

During the whole process, everyone, including Mo Chou, stared at Brother Shanyuan's operation with his breath, but his kitten kept meowing under the table.

"Give me a drop of blood." Brother Shanyuan pointed to a groove in the upper left corner of the astrological chart: "Drips here."

Li Guo pinched her fingers in fear, then glanced at the Touzi Jing: "I was bitten yesterday..."

The Birdzi Jing hummed, without saying a word, and grabbed Li Guo's fingers with a click. In a slight sniffle, Li Guo's fingers suddenly became bloody, and the bloody appearance made Mo Chou look heartbroken, but Li Guo surprised not to cry out for pain, but instead stared at the Birdzi Jing with big eyes: "Why doesn't it hurt?"

Toriko Jing smiled slightly: "Technology."

After the blood dripped into the groove, the drop of blood inexplicably rolled into a ball, and began to move on its own like a disc fairy played by a young man in a horror novel.

"Let's see what this fate is that has been sealed up." Brother Shanyuan stared at the astrology with all his attention, and used his pen to follow the rolling animation of the blood on the astrology on the notebook.

At first, the drop of blood was still rolling slowly, but the further it went to the back, it became more and more like the lard dripping on the red knife, making a sizzling boiling sound while quickly starting to roll on the astrological disk. But every time it rolled to an intersection point, Brother Shanyuan could always keenly capture the intersection of that moment and record it in the notebook.

"Every point above is a radical." Brother Shanyuan explained, while quickly playing with Wubi characters on his laptop: "It was improved by my master."

Gradually, the blood slowly stopped in the middle of the horoscope, and turned from the blood beads into ordinary blood, slowly stretched along the grid on the horoscope, and finally disappeared on the horoscope.

Brother Shanyuan breathed a sigh of relief, put his notebook on his chest, and silently recited the Buddhist scriptures a few times: "The following is the moment of witnessing miracles..."

After saying that, he slowly put his notebook on the coffee table, and everyone around him, plus a black cat, put his head together.

But... But when they saw the crooked words on the notebook, they all took a breath.

"Kid, don't make trouble for nothing."

Li Guo murmured on the mat, crying without tears: "Is this my fate?"

The Birdzi Jing had already covered her stomach and rolled around while laughing. Even Mo Chou's expression seemed a little strange, and even Li Guo saw a deep hidden laugh...

The only seriousness around the coffee table was left with Xiaoxin and Brother Shanyuan. Xiaoxin pointed to the notebook and looked at Li Guo: "Dad, what does this mean?"

Li Guo rewarded Xiaoxin's sister and kissed her on the face: "It's okay... my life is just strange."

"wrong!"

Suddenly, a sound like a roar made by the Vajra while masturbating in a tall building came from Brother Shanyuan. His tiger's eyes wide open, his tiger's body trembled, his tiger's teeth exposed, and his tiger's waist thrust: "No! It's not like this!"

"What else can I do... I told me not to meddle in other people's business." Li Guo smiled a little embarrassedly: "My life is quite special."

After Mochou calmed down a little, she gently leaned on Li Guo's shoulder and pecked him on the side face: "My husband, Mochou is Mochou forever."

Even Xiao Xinxin was not willing to be outdone and smelled the smell of Li Guo's mouth to the mouth: "I am too, too, I am also my father's Mochou."

Mochou: "..."

Brother Shanyuan slapped the table: "This is not your life! Someone is interfering with me."

After saying that, he suddenly sat cross-legged, closed his hands, and instantly changed more than a dozen gestures: "May my world be clear!"

His words were like a big bell, and every word hit Li Guo's eardrum like a substance, and it was twisted in his mind. Li Guo, who was in good condition, was actually causing his head to start to swell up by this.

But not long after, Brother Shanyuan, who had already left the ground and meditated fifty centimeters, suddenly fell from mid-air. The fifty centimeters made his face land first, and one of his front teeth fell off in an instant, and even his nostrils were bleeding.

"...it's like a living search..." Brother Shanyuan, who was talking and running, got up from the ground, exclaimed, and quickly adjusted his condition: "I'll try again."

When Li Guo heard this, he quickly grabbed his arm and shook his head at him: "I'll call first...you stop the bleeding first."

After saying that, Li Guo's first call was to dial Li Mingxue's cell phone, but as soon as he was about to speak, Li Mingxue came over: "Little bastard, what did you say to your father? Do you know what he did outrageous things? He gave my phone and address to the nerd who had started bald before he reached middle age. He arrived in Beijing in the afternoon!"

Li Guo was perfunctory for a long time before she could really get in touch with Li Mingxue. He asked Li Mingxue very seriously: "Aunt, my grandfather, does your father have special abilities?"

Li Mingxue was also confused when asked, and hesitated for a moment and said, "My dad is very surprised. I have never seen him have any special abilities. However, when I was a child, I saw him often sucking your dad, and I was so happy every time I sucked. No... Now the retribution is coming."

After Li Guo promised to help her settle the boyfriend that Guo Guo's father ordered, Li Mingxue finally let Li Guo go and hung up the phone safely and proudly.

"It seems that my family has no problem... I can only start from another place..."

Speaking of this, the bird spirit jumped up and slapped his hands on the table: "I'm sure now, it's almost done by that organization! They were afraid that Li Guo was too awesome, so they transferred your unborn brother to you from the beginning, which means that you are your brother now, and your brother is you..."

Li Guo: "I..."

Brother Shanyuan was also stunned: "What a complicated logic."

Mo Chou stared at his big watery eyes: "Mo Chou is ashamed, I can't understand..."

"Okay! While there is time now, I will tell you all the causes and results!" Touzi Jing stepped on the coffee table with one foot, exposing her sexy green pants to Li Guo's eyes directly opposite her: "I was..."

Fortunately, at this critical moment, Xiaoxue suddenly called to save the situation.
Chapter completed!