Chapter 443: Seven Days of Strange Talk (Part 2)

"I said this meeting is still over?" The Great Sage of Seafood sitting in the Tianshou Gate conference room impatiently knocked on the table with disposable chopsticks: "From yesterday to today, judging by your attitude, 80% will it still have to be tomorrow, right? It's still people who live without people. You are living every day and waiting to die. I have a job. I have already asked for leave yesterday, and I have another leave today. If you take another one day off, the year-end bonus will be gone."

"You can calm down, it's just that there's so much." The handsome young man from the Nine-tailed Heavenly Fox was chatting with a girl from a senior high school while sighing helplessly: "Who is not working here? I have turned down three financing negotiations today, and the loss is over 100 million."

The Great Sage of Seafood didn't look at him, so he raised his hand and threw the leftover half of the fish-flavored pork rice bowl at him: "Bao San, I hate sissy the most, get away."

"You bullied me again." Tianhu stretched out his hand and held a plate of rice firmly in his hand, without spilling it out at all: "I'm not a sissy, but I'm a little quieter. Actually, I'm a pure man."

"My mother, my mother." Tengu, who was playing with his cell phone next to him, raised his head and squirted: "Yesterday I saw you trying women's clothing in the house. How far you can get me. If I dare to bring my son like you, I will eat you."

"You eat me? What do you want to eat me?"

This fox was so charming when he spoke. He choked the Tengu and coughed continuously. The noodles were sprayed out from his nostrils. It took a long time to take them all out and wiped his mouth: "Damn it, I would have asked you to sell your butt when I knew you had known you. What a fucking injustice."

All afternoon, the conference room did not stop. Noise, whirlwinds and all kinds of dirty jokes emerged one after another. Only Sister Xue sat in her seat with her eyes closed and her face was very solemn.

After all, it is absolutely no exaggeration to kill him ten times. But yesterday, when the first vote of *** was voted, all the people sitting there abstained. The meaning of abstention means that they must have a second meeting today to discuss a perfect solution together. This solution does not rule out that it is proposed to issue a killing order to Li Guo again. After all, only Sister Xue knows that none of the people who can sit here are good people, and they are all perverts as if they are taking off their pants and shit. Not to mention the first group of Tianzi, the expert pervert who is simply annihilated while chatting and laughing.

Fortunately, the second master is going to get a retirement salary today, so this will be discussed and developed freely. In this case, the chance of killing Li Guo will be relatively small. After all, the second master is the biggest fool in the world. He casually fanned the wall and started a fire. That thing is really going to be a big deal.

"A Xue, are you anxious?" The parrot beside Sister Xue was putting on makeup while pushing Sister Xue with her arms: "It's no big deal, this is just a formality. These people are so smart. Your husband may be the highest executive in a few months. Let me tell you, these guys have a QQ group in private, and they have already colluded. ***. It's better to just give up collectively and everyone will make a good deal."

Sister Xue laughed as soon as she heard this. She really didn't expect that these guys who were so powerful and insane had such a worldly side, and more importantly, they could pretend to know nothing so well and fight for this matter...

"Where to go to play at night?" The leader of the 17th Group, codenamed Longque, stretched lazily: "I finally took a few days off. If I didn't take a good rest, I would be sorry for myself: "I'll go to the cashier to book the venue in the evening, I'll treat you."

But after he finished speaking, he suddenly sat upright and said mysteriously: "Do you know, Penglai wants Yang Fan?"

As soon as he said, the whole audience suddenly became quiet. Everyone knows this place. The major fairylands at that time were actually recorded in Tianshou Gate, and there were different descriptions, saying that Shu Mountain was close to the bright moon, Kunlun Mountain was small in the top of Kunlun, Penglai Yangshang traveled thousands of miles, and Taoyuan flowers were blooming like fire.

Shushan and Kunlun are both familiar. Penglai is actually very similar to Shushan, but one is the air force and the other is the navy. Most of the mirages in the East China Sea are caused by the overflow of Penglai's spiritual energy. Moreover, it is a huge floating island. The speed of this island is four times that of Shushan and is much smaller than that of Kunlun.

What about Taoyuan? It is the Tianshou Gate. This place seems to be a small building with red bricks and green tiles hidden among the mountains, but in fact it is also to cater to Feng Shui. It is also to suppress the four star corners of the southeast, west and northeast, and it never accepts disciples or advertises. It has never heard of fighting for fame and fortune. So even Li Guo doesn't know that this place is actually called Taoyuan... There are no other three places here. In addition to a portal connecting a land of nothingness in the basement, there are only flowers outside Taoyuan. Because in the five elements, this Taoyuan occupies two lines of earth and wood, so it becomes a flower fair in spring... The reason why there is a doorman here and the reason why the second master stays in this place is that every spring, the second master can rely on the ten-yuan tickets per person to get nearly two million yuan in huge banknotes.

More importantly, the second master does not have to pay taxes. Even if he cleans up, he will let his guards clean up... Moreover, this Taoyuan is the only place among the four great fairylands that is not the power of heaven, violates the laws of physics, but is a place that has achieved the reputation of the fairyland by artificially changing Feng Shui to the reincarnation of the earth chakra.

Artificial...artificial...

Of course, ccav also explained the mirage in the East China Sea and the barren land of Kunlun. The four seasons are like spring and the blooming of flowers here. Everyone knows the explanation of the mirage. The explanation of the Kunlun is that the mountains there are missing a hole, which attracts warm and humid airflow from the Indian Ocean. The explanation of the four seasons are like spring here is even more cute because a large number of algae die during the glacier period, which leads to particularly fertile land...

Even the second master praised ccav as a good media for the country after watching it, and was determined to reduce the people's IQ as the only driving force for progress.

When Sister Xue thought of this, she suddenly shuddered and took her thoughts back. She supported her hands on the table and listened carefully to Longque’s story about a series of changes in Penglai Yang Fan during this period.

"Four days ago, I was buying vegetables. My wife loved to eat tomatoes. I usually give her some scrambled eggs with tomatoes." Longque recalled hard: "By the way, do you know how to make scrambled eggs with tomatoes delicious? I'll tell you a trick..."

Before he finished speaking, the parrot hit his forehead with a melon seed: "You big man, why are you talking so much nonsense? I want to listen to Penglai's dynamics."

Longque touched his forehead: "Okay, okay. You all know that I am a native Shandong native. Although I have been through reincarnation for several years, I have parents, and my wife and children immediately. By the way... My wife really likes to eat sour foods. People say that they are sour and spicy. Do you think she wants to give birth to a son for me?"

His words attracted a lot of people, and everyone slapped the table in protest. A petite girl code-named Lion Scorpion even climbed onto the table and kicked the dragon bird with her feet.

"Please pay attention to your image! Image!*** has all come out!" The uncle, code-named Shadow Tiger, pulled off the lion scorpion, and then scolded him harshly: "How did I teach you? Why don't you remember?"

"But...master..." Lion Scorpion pointed at the Dragon Bird: "He is so annoying."

"You have to bear it. He has been disgusting for a long time." Yinghu glanced at Long Que: "He has this kind of virtue."

The dragon que shrugged and looked calm: "You guys don't know how to respect people."

But after saying that, Longque coughed and really got to the point: "After I went to buy vegetables that day, I suddenly found that there was a high-intensity spiritual reaction less than 100 kilometers away from me. You all know that although our jobs are different, we still have an obligation to investigate when encountering such sudden situations. Even if I am just a wool sweater, I still have a heart that can match the world."

When others saw him, they seemed to be about to break the topic again, and immediately coughed in unison, asking him to return to the right path and stop leaving his body.

"Oh... Then I went to take a look and found that Penglai Island, which had been dormant for nearly a hundred years, its core actually began to operate. This means that someone has activated the formation, so I will tell you another secret." Longque coughed heavily: "The core of Penglai will be activated, and it will be activated with its mountain protection artifact. At that time, the Demon Locking Tower, the Megi Map and the Dinghai Pan Three Flowers gather together, and it will be very pleasant."

"Three flowers gather together..." Sister Xue was suddenly stunned: "No one except you."

"Of course I don't know. Dinghai Pan itself is a suit, Dinghai Zhu Dinghai Pan, plus Dinghai God Needle, you always know this golden cudgel. But no one knows Dinghai Pan because it never recognizes its master and is only responsible for manipulating Penglai's spiritual energy. At that time... I think we will be in trouble."

"Sister Doctor, what is our magic weapon?" Lion Scorpion quietly approached Sister Xue and asked quietly: "I am young, I don't know..."

"You're going to be the captain after you walk through the back door, right?" The parrot laughed, hugged the lion scorpion in his arms, and pointed at the Master Xuanfeng who was sleeping with the chairs together: "This guy is our magic weapon..."

"Ah..." The lion scorpion blinked: "It's him, I lied to him for money yesterday."

At this time, Long Bi lit a cigarette and took a sip: "The reason I know is that I once wanted to detain the Dinghai Pan. They all called it Kongtong Seal. Although it has nothing to do with the Qishen Fist. But it is obvious that I failed. After all, I don't know the method. But this method of removing it also disappeared with the disappearance of the Penglai main sect. It is easy to start but it will be difficult to stop it. But it's okay. At that time, we can see how the three major sects gathered again. It's actually quite dramatic, right?"

After saying that, he added: "Kunlun is not destroyed. As long as the country map is not destroyed, Kunlun will never fall. So far, Shushan is still weaker than Kunlun, but these two sides seem to have reached some ulterior motives. One magnifies the witch and the other destroys the Jiuzhou Realm. This cooperation... is really tacit understanding."

Sister Xue lowered her head and didn't say anything. After all, this dirty thing was done by that guy in her family. The man directly pointed out that he wanted to find something for Tianshou Gate. At that time, Long Shenxue didn't stop him. She actually thought it was fun... and even gave advice to help make trouble.

"Sister Doctor, if I guess correctly, it's almost all your Ge Ge who is doing it here." Longque picked up the jasmine honey tea and took a big mouthful: "It's okay if you want to use your brain on the right path. If you want to do something nonsense, I'm afraid no one except our second master will be fooled."

"Aren't all the Tianshou in this kind of virtue?" The Nine-tailed Tianhu smiled sissyly: "I know why the second master admires the one in Sister Xue's family so much. It's clearly looking at myself when I was young. Then who? Gecko, continue talking, I haven't heard enough."

"Kunlun is the Qi Sect, Shushan is the Sword Sect, and Penglai is the Scholar. Therefore, there are countless demons and ghosts sealed with magic techniques in Penglai. The Qi Never End Sword is strong and strong, and each has its own strengths and weaknesses. The weakness of the Scholar is that its endurance is insufficient, and the magic will become invalid with the resurrection of Penglai Island. That is to say... the entire coastline will cause different levels of monsters to cause chaos during this period. I have summoned my combat team, and you can also as soon as possible."

As soon as these words were said, all the people were shaking their spirits. After all, it was not easy to find something to do in such peaceful times. When they heard that there was a large-scale haunt there, they were full of energy and they all started to divide the territory one by one.

"Shandong, Shandong is mine."

"Then I want Zhejiang."

"No, no, I want Zhejiang and Jiangsu belong to you."

"I have few people, so I can only want Shanghai."

Just as these people were about to divide half of the country of the Heavenly Kingdom, a person suddenly walked in at the door, putting his hands in his pockets, wearing a large windbreaker that reached his knees, and the momentum on his body was beating like a pulse, obviously suppressing the breath on his body with force.

"Help... the three great saints are here! Kirins... don't eat others!"

I don’t know who shouted, and the scene suddenly became chaotic. After all, among the three great saints, the Qilin is only ranked last, but the other two are either lazy or bound by rules. Only this Qilin is in charge of the origin of the life body. Although it cannot kill, its deterrence to monsters is definitely hundreds of times stronger than Feng Jie. Some people with poor abilities with karma will be scared to death...

And this room happened to be full of authentic monsters.

The Qilin Great Sage slowly walked into the house: "I chose the one named Xiaoge."

"I've chosen it? The Qilin Great Sage has chosen his disciple." The seafood Great Sage clapped his hands: "Good, my brother mocking Feng ordered Li Guo, you can come to Li Guo's good friend. Are you still infatuated with my brother mocking Feng? You have no hope. You both have families. Let's break up. It's better to have a short pain than long pain."

"You are quite corrupt now, can't you stand the two handsome guys playing well?" Master Qiangfeng woke up and sat up slowly: "After all, you are the demon master Kunpeng, don't do this."

The Great Sage Kunpeng raised a finger and said, "Okay, I like Li Guo's type. She is gentle and cold and ruthless, and she is very manly. Xiao Ge is too unreliable, has a big head and no brain, and is self-righteous and smart, and deserves to be played by Li Guo. That's it, I'll announce the end of the meeting. Everyone is ready to subdue demons and eliminate demons, kill a 50,000 yuan, and mock Master Feng to pay the bill. He has money."

As soon as he finished speaking, the captains in the room, who were forced to be tyrannical, ran away, leaving only Sister Xue, sitting down with her head down and refused to leave.

"Little White Snake, are you worried about your Li Guo?" The seafood saint jumped to Sister Xue and touched her belly dirty: "Short Oil... I envy you so much."

Sister Xue smiled tactfully and generously: "Thank you. I can't figure out why you didn't go to him directly, and insisted that he was scarred outside."

The Great Sage of Seafood sighed: "If possible, I will throw him directly into my world, such as immortality, full of force and domineering kings. These attributes can be added to him, but the key problem is that none of us has the right to break the rules. Kant once said: There are two things. The more we think about them regularly and persistently, the more fresh, awe and unabashed praise in our hearts, that is, the brilliant starry sky on our heads and the moral law in our hearts. This sentence is the same in us. I can understand the starry sky and even despise the starry sky, but I cannot help but respect the law that belongs to me. We are both the creators of the law and the most determined guardian. Do you understand?"

"You are so profound. The demon master is a cow!" Master Xuanshen stood up and lit a cigarette: "To put it bluntly, we dare not."

Sister Xue nodded, stood up and bowed deeply to the three powerful men, and let out a long sigh: "I'll thank you for Li Guo."

"Thank you? I don't know who thanks whom." The Great Saint of Seafood laughed: "Tianshou also has another title called the Great Demon Guardian. Because we also have feelings, and having feelings will trigger various stories. Tianshou exists to supervise us, and even accompany us for life. You still hope that Li Guo can give you a smooth answer, otherwise he will definitely be finished. Okay, baby, go back early to accompany Li Guo. After the matter is over, I will ask you to play mahjong."

Sister Xue nodded and quickly left the room.

After she left, the seafood saint sat on the table and swayed his legs: "Let's make a bet and see if Li Guo can succeed if you are not optimistic about it."

Master Meng Feng spread his hands: "This is quite complicated, I don't have enough brains."

"Oh...oh my God." The Great Seafood Sage slapped his forehead: "I've forgotten that you are a ***."

"You are just ***... Your household registration book is ***, it's not right... Your household registration book is under my name." My mocking thought for a while: "Your entire unit building is ***."

"I live upstairs of you, ***!"
Chapter completed!