Chapter 40: Internet celebrity Brother Taishan

Over the past period of time, several incidents in the capital have caused a nationwide sensation.

First: Fairy Lingbo and Mount Tai are suddenly seen in downtown areas.

This was first released on Youku. In just one day, the number of clicks exceeded Professor Yang Yongxin's popular science collection of electroshock therapy. However, what is strange is that the fairy who quickly became popular was not the fairy in the white sportswear that had entered the mortal world, but the inappropriate Ape Brother wearing Giordano.

The video was taken on a mobile phone, and the picture was not satisfactory, but it clearly recorded the howl of the ghosts and gods like a mountain of ape. The male protagonist of the video was holding a bag and holding a high hand in the other, which looked like the ape. He was intimately called Brother Taishan by netizens, and his horn with a few sounds of force became a new vane on the Internet. After I went there, the divine horse and other iconic words, it was a new weather vane.

Most of them are used to answer other people's questions.

For example, someone asked, "Are you here?"

You can use this sentence "Ah...oh...oh...oh..."

Moreover, it is very useful and almost a universal way of answering... No matter how you use it, you can exude a strong sense of masculinity.

Second: The extremely cruel massacre of the family.

The sensation of this incident has reached an unprecedented level. The reason is that the murderer was a junior high school student born in 1995, and the reason is that he submitted the love letter to the wrong address. Because he was afraid of being told to his parents and teachers, he killed the family of the victims who received the letter in an extremely cruel way on a dark and windy night. This has triggered criticism from all walks of life for Chinese education and is likely to lead to a new educational reform.

Third: The strange rainbow in the sky.

This happened on the day when the snow broke out in the capital. Thousands of people saw a straight rainbow, which ran east and west through the entire sky. Even in Zhangjiakou and Shijiazhuang, you can clearly see the wonder of nature. It has attracted the attention of many people who love rainbows in the world. Adidas even designed a series of sportswear and new advertisements for this rainbow.

However, relevant experts explained that the reason for this strange natural landscape is only because of the outbreak of sunspots, which leads to disorder in the earth's magnetic field, so the aurora that can usually be observed at the poles in low-latitude areas.

Of course, such irresponsible remarks cannot fool the general public at all. People have speculated about the reasons for this phenomenon. Some people even linked the frequent earthquakes, volcanic eruptions and floods in recent times to this rainbow, and triggered a new round of doomsday syndrome. Mineral water and instant noodles in supermarkets in some places have been sold out, and many people have even begun to set up tents on the green belt overnight.

A series of industries related to this have been affected to varying degrees, and the transaction volume of the real estate market in Beijing has even dropped by as much as 30%. In recent years, it has shown a downward trend for the first time.

Fourth: After falling from a high altitude, a young girl suddenly became injured.

This is a strange story that happened in a single dormitory in Beijing, and has appeared many times in the news information of the Chaowen Tianxia of CCTV and Oriental Satellite TV.

This is also a video recorded and uploaded by netizens. There is a girl in her twenties who looks over 20 on the screen. She is standing outside the fifth floor in the cold winter wearing hot pants. She is suspected to be jumping off the building, but she is playing with her cell phone in her hand, not like a person who wants to commit suicide.

But I don’t know if it was because the onlookers below angered her. Before the fire brigade had time to inflatrate, the girl suddenly jumped down from the fifth floor and landed on the ground with her feet. A sag of five centimeters deep was stepped on.

From the video, the woman jumped off and seemed not injured. Instead, she went forward and started fighting with a crowd of onlookers.

In the end, both parties were handed over to the public security organs for handling.

This video and Brother Taishan’s video can be said to be sister videos. Although it has been questioned, it has also made the Chinese people regain their confidence in Chinese Kung Fu to varying degrees.

Of course, more people think this is the magical effect of Brother Xinchun...

These things are quite influential. There are also news such as "A sudden fire in an abandoned factory in Hebei on a rainy night, and no casualties were found", which is not worth mentioning.

However, while Chinese netizens are paying attention to these, there are also all other people and organizations that seem to be indisputable.

For example, at this moment, the intelligence room of a research institute in Japan.

"Colonel, this person seems to be the temporary guardian of the first new human."

A tall and thin man with a mustache nodded: "Damn it, the waste of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Now that we are going to enter China, we can't bring any weapons at all, and ordinary weapons have no effect on the monster Asakawa."

"Then the colonel, the two-year deadline is coming soon, which means..." Another officer with a slightly lower rank smiled: "In other words, can I continue to sell my Kanto cooking?"

"Don't think about it. Asakawa and Chu No. 1 were thrown in our hands. If the time comes, let's cut the stomach." As he said, the officer took out a handful of rusted ribs from the locker in the intelligence room and played with it in his hands: "Twenty years, hundreds of billions of research funds. Maybe we should have defected to South Korea. One of my netizens said that Incheon's kelp tastes unique."

"Don't we have other models?" The low-level officer flipped through the information in his hand: "Just use them to hunt down Asakawa."

"Karuhi-kun, do you know why you have not been promoted for so many years?" Colonel Suwon leaned on the desk with a sad face: "Asakawa is our most successful work, and other models are simply not comparable to her. Moreover, if China knows that we have put biochemical weapons on their territory, the soft men of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs will use us as scapegoats. Imagine, international courts, crimes against humanity, prisons, gallows..."

"Col. Now the International Court of Justice has been reformed. It is no longer used to hang. It is deoxygenated with blood. It can ensure painless death." The low-level officer named Haruhi said heartlessly: "And if it is discovered, we will not admit it."

Colonel Suwon covered his forehead, and a helpless light flashed on his glasses: "My friend, do you really treat the whole world as a fool? My grandfather was left in China because of this, and he has not come back yet."

"That must be dead. I feel sad for you, Colonel Suwon." A sad expression appeared on the face of the low-level officer: "The thing I regret most in my life was that I studied bioengineering at MIT. Not only did those damn Americans laugh at my English pronunciation, but after returning to China, they would also be forced to conduct human experiments by those in the military. If I had known this, I should have listened to my grandmother and carried forward the Kasuga family's Kanto."

Suwon sighed deeply and moved his eyes to the face of Li Guo who had been processed and became very clear on the computer screen: "Haruhijun, think of a solution. We are not in time, and the New Year is coming soon."

"Send other models to China and capture Asakawa and the First." The low-level officer repeated: "There is one more thing, I hope you will be forgiven, Colonel."

"What?"

"Because I have always liked Asakawa, I installed an electromagnetic kinetic energy device on her without authorization." Haruhi smiled: "That is, the satellite weapon that failed to be developed to the top last time. But I promise that this was definitely a copy of it myself, but it was just using the core of that large device."

After hearing Haruhi's words, Colonel Suwon suddenly picked up his collar: "You mean... you dismantled the core of the electromagnetic weapon provided to us by the Americans without authorization, resulting in tens of billions of dollars becoming a pile of scrap iron, just for your little love?"

However, before Haruhi could speak, Mizuhara put him down: "Actually, because of my admiration for her, I also removed the self-destruct device in her brain without authorization."

"Okay, okay, how many crow goddesses do we have?" Colonel Suwon seemed to have figured out something: "Our sin is enough to die hundreds of times, so what's the point of having a little more."

"Five, but three have been judged to be dead, and one...well, two are normal, but one of them is now working as a waiter at the base. Without her, we would have to drink bad instant coffee and eat bad ramen. No one would wake us up in the morning, no one would say good night to us at night. I can't do without her."

Colonel Suwon frowned and thought for a while: "That's really bad... Then send me the data for the last one."

At the same time, Li Guo was standing on the balcony of a three-story building in the city village, holding Zhan Lu in his hand and was doing sword training. Mo Chou was supervising, and Xiao Xin girl also followed the wooden sword made by Mo Chou behind his butt and gestured.

Li Guo has moved out of Li Mingxue's house for more than a week. In order to make a cheaper price, he took Mo Chou and Xiao Xin's girl to the city village to find a rubber bag house. Although the conditions and environment are relatively poor, it is enough for the family of three to live in this place. Moreover, the landlord here is a kind old lady who lives on the first floor, so Li Guo will hardly be disturbed.

So for this period of time, he would go out to find a job every day, and then come back from outside at 5 pm, and Mochou cooks for him at home. After dinner, he would order Li Guo to practice swordsmanship.

From 6:30 to 10 o'clock every day, it is the time for Li Guo to practice swordsmanship, and Xiaoxue also added a task to him the day before yesterday, which is the time for learning Guigu Taoist Technique from 12 o'clock.

Toriko Jing originally wanted to join in the fun, but after thinking about it, she only left: "Or... benefactor, I will teach you how to hatch eggs..."

Things were already developing towards a better side. But, Mo Chou and Xiao Xue both unanimously evaluated that his progress was less than one-tenth of Xiao Xin's sister.

Because Xiaoxin's sister could have made her cute little wooden sword dance vividly in just a few days, and Li Guo's Zhanlu was almost used as a hatchet.

"So... benefactor, I'll teach you how to hatch eggs..."
Chapter completed!