Chapter 311 Who is more valuable, a rabbit or a billion dollars
Chapter 311: Who is more valuable if a rabbit or a billion dollars?
"Damn, isn't this a scam?" Teacher Xiaoshe kicked Li Guo over and said, "I've told you more than 400 times! The bigger it is, the better!"
Li Guo got up, then looked up at the giant aircraft carrier that he created, which was about 500 meters long, and couldn't figure it out: "But you didn't say what should be..."
"That's right." Teacher Xiaoshe pushed his glasses: "Creation is not construction. Your thinking has been rigid, it has been rigid."
Li Guo touched her head: "I always thought that my mind was quite open..."
Teacher Xiaoshou gave Li Guo a blank look, then just patted his hands gently. Then a huge monster with nine cow heads but only one snake body wrapped around the aircraft carrier made by Li Guo. Three seconds later, a very advanced aircraft carrier was crushed into a pool of residue, and the monster's eighteen eyes were still scanning around with red light.
"You want to give life to your creations." Teacher Xiaoshe frowned slightly: "Niangla, if I were still the bad temper I used to be back then, I would have *** you."
Li Guo smiled and didn't care what she said. Although this little snake teacher not only swears during the teaching process, but also racially discriminated... But after all, Li Guo was influenced by Touzi Jing, and knew that this kind of girl was so smart and kind.
And there is another point...that is, if Toriko is a chatterbox, this little snake teacher is a fighter in a chatterbox. His speaking speed is so fast that Toriko is beyond the reach of a shot. There is absolutely no problem with 300 words per minute. Moreover, she is a very long-winded woman, and she said so cool at the beginning, "I will only teach you once, listen carefully to me. If you can't understand, I will only explain it once." But in fact, she almost told Li Guo about disassembly and slow motion to freeze every step.
As long as Li Guo doesn't satisfy her at all, she will be criticized and even physically punished... Li Guo will immediately return to the classroom of the semi-feudal and semi-colonial Chinese Street Primary School when she was a child...
"Give the creature life and give it a set task." Teacher Xiaoshou poked the ground with his hand: "That is, give your strength to life. This process is extremely complicated."
"It's not complicated..." Li Guo bit her lip: "Is an aircraft carrier not as good as a rabbit?"
"Mountain cannon! Dogs! Stupid!" Teacher Xiaoshe was indignant: "Okay, you can try it yourself."
Li Guo squirted, took a pen and wrote down this mountain cannon and rustic silly in the notebook. It sounded very rhyme and pleasant... I never expected that Teacher Xiaoshe even scolded people so rhythmically.
However, the process of creating a rabbit was really tortured by Li Guo... Whenever he used his mental power to communicate with the world to get a rabbit, he always came out with a plush toy.
Teacher Xiaoshe seemed to like the plush toys made by Li Guo very much. When Li Guo was sweating hard, she urged her to death: "The flowers come, the flowers come, the flowers come, the flowers come, the flowers come, the rabbit comes, the ears come, the rabbit comes, the ears come!"
After Li Guo could have imagined the rabbit shapes, including the rabbit on the white rabbit milk candy and the rabbit Bug, he finally gave up... The consumption of mental power made him exhausted both physically and mentally, and he made thousands of plush toys, and his efficiency was extremely poor.
"Did you see it?" Teacher Xiaoshe squatted in front of Li Guo with a bunch of rabbit toys, and wiped his sweat with his sleeve: "You must not understand that creating a hundred bad ships that you think you are invincible in the world will not be greater than creating a life."
As he said that, Teacher Little Snake stood up and stood on the cliff next to Uncle Shuhun who was dozing off, and spread his hands, which looked very similar to Brazilian *** in Rio de Janeiro: "After I created mountains, rivers, oceans and stars, it took about four million years to get the birth of the first rabbit. Do you know how long this was?"
Shu Master took down the book on his face, looked at the little snake that was pretending, shook his head helplessly, changed his position and continued to take a nap.
However, Li Guo is still quite panicked now. After all, since childhood, this is Li Guo’s third very difficult subject to understanding besides English and mathematics. The difficulty is even better than that of high-quality mathematics and business English.
Now Li Guo is envious of the protagonists of the novels who can understand the way of heaven and earth by looking at the sunrise, sunset, and small rivers and water. That understanding... It is a pity not to create the world.
And Li Guozhen couldn't understand what the power with thoughts and life is. What is the difference between such power and a cannonball? This is almost a philosophical proposition. No wonder most of those philosophers have no good results, and they usually have to die well. This is too brain-consuming...
"You are taught now, if no one teaches you." Teacher Xiaoshe turned his head and sneered at Li Guo twice: "You will know what life is worse than death."
Li Guo said oh, and after a while of silence, he asked the question he had just thought about. He was very careful when asked, for fear that he might get a strange temper and a very strange mind.
But to Li Guo's surprise, Teacher Xiaoshe's condition did not worsen after hearing Li Guo's problem. He just squatted in front of Li Guo, revealing his career line with a not-so-deep head under the suit: "This question is very good. Then let me ask you a question, which one is more powerful, a shell or a dog."
Li Guo didn't think about it: "Castball."
With a bang, a real shell fell to Li Guo's side, and a thick cylinder with a metallic luster poked straight there. Then a furious Doberman appeared in front of Li Guo, with blood-red eyes and saliva-filled mouth all looked gloomy and terrifying against its sharp teeth.
"Bite him." Teacher Xiaoshe made a gesture: "You can fight back with the shells."
Li Guo was stunned on the spot...
After half an hour of fighting, Li Guo lay on the back of the tamed dog with scars, panting and unable to say a word.
"This is impossible to compare." Li Guo rested for a long time before he said angrily with a face: "You are cheating, are you going to give me a nuclear bomb?"
The little snake snorted coldly and snapped his fingers... Then an object with a core logo appeared beside Li Guo, and the dog also turned into a nine-headed demon who was still waiting for the order... the nine-headed demon who was not seen at the head, and was as thick as the Dinghai God Needle...
"I admit defeat." Li Guo spread her hands: "Okay...you continue."
Teacher Xiaoshe patted Li Guo's head: "The reason why life is powerful is because it can create endless possibilities. What you said is nothing more than comparing who is bigger and stronger. If this is the case, in the future, the two countries might as well compare whose tanks are advanced and whose planes are better and whose cannons are higher. The one who loses automatically surrenders, how good is that."
"Yes..." Li Guo nodded in agreement: "This is really good."
"Okay? Then you have been plowed three or five times by Japanese imperialism, American imperialism and Soviet Russians." Teacher Xiaoshe smiled disdainfully: "You can't figure out what a truly powerful force is."
"How did you know about Japan and the United States..." Li Guo was very surprised: "Two different worlds..."
The little snake shook his head: "Ignorance! He can drink Tsingtao beer, and of course I can wear Daphne, which is not a problem at all."
"Okay, start practicing by yourself. If you don't succeed, don't think about going out."
After Li Guo received this hard task, he was completely spartan. If Mo Chou or the disabled Zhijian knew that he was locked up in the world of Uncle Shuhun, he had been searching hard for a while, but just to get a rabbit out... Maybe they would be ridiculed by them for at least half a month, especially the disabled Zhijian...
But there was nothing we could do. After all, Uncle Shuhun was a master and he didn't even speak. How could Li Guo dare to disobey his wishes?
So Li Guo simply abandoned the messy idea and focused on creating the rabbit...
Time actually doesn't matter to him. According to the theory of relativity, although he spent a lot of time, it was always just a short moment in his silent heart.
Teacher Xiaoshe also said that rabbits are just processes, not results. The reason why they can create in this world is because Uncle Shuhun has authorized Li Guo, and in that world, they also need authorization from others. But one thing is that their own power does not require authorization from others. Even if they cannot use the power of the world, even if they can use Li Guo's own power, it will be a qualitative leap, a leap!
With the birth of plush toys that are vivid but never lively, Li Guo gradually began to understand the true meaning of the sentence Xiaoshe said to him, "If you want to make a rabbit, you must understand the rabbit's life." But Li Guo has been taking detours for so long, but his body is not that important. What is really important is to create a thought that is used to restrain the life of the things he created...
And this one is hard to compare with than creating a spaceship.
So he kept thinking, constantly defending himself, and constantly overturning himself. These three things became Li Guo's compulsory courses.
"I said he had a good bone." Uncle Shuhun sat up from the recliner and gently touched Teacher Xiaoshe's hair with his hands: "How come you care so much about him? This is not like you."
Teacher Xiaoshe smiled like a flower and said, "Maybe I am still thinking about home. He is from his hometown."
Uncle Shuhun shook his head: "I'm afraid it's not that simple."
"Old fried dough, don't fucking me." Teacher Xiaoshe frowned: "What do you think? It's been so long. Do I still want to rebel? Stop making trouble, you can't even win."
"You mean it?" Uncle Shuhun scratched his face and pointed to the sky: "It is much more kind than we think. Why do you do when you go back on the road? My only fun now is to teach my disciples."
Chapter completed!