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Chapter 303 Heartbeat(1/2)

Chapter 303 Heartbeat...

"According to the procedures in Japanese movies..." Tooko Jing and Li Guo were sitting on the bed in the hotel. Tooko Jing was holding a booklet on his hand, with something similar to a note: "You should take a bath first. Let's go! Li Guo, go take a shower!"

Li Guo was suddenly called back by this cry. He trembled all over and turned his head to look at the bird spirit: "Isn't that good..."

"***, don't men like to take a bath?" The bird spirit drooped with an eyebrow: "Are you a man?"

Li Guo snatched his ears: "I think it's a little... a little weird. And, can you tell me what's the thing on your hand?"

"This?" Toriko raised the booklet in his hand: "It's a peerless movie to read. It took me nearly thirty years to write it. I always think this kind of thing is ready for any eventuality. Look, use it."

Li Guo covered her head: "I feel even more strange."

"Hurry up, I'm taking off my clothes and going in." Touko Jing took off her clothes one by one in front of Li Guo, and kicked Li Guo's back with her feet: "Hurry up. The presidential suite, the big water bed and the beautiful girl, dear."

Li Guo turned his head and looked at Touzi Jing: "Don't you think it's strange?"

"It's a little weird. But there's nothing to choose anymore. These days, it's important to be efficient. Anyway, I've been worshipping my son and burning the fragrance. It's time for the delicate girl to become a tender young woman."

"Where did you come from this set of things..." Li Guo smoked her head and looked sad: "You know, I'm very confused now."

"I don't care whether you are tangled or not." Touzi Jing wiped his nose: "You won't come in within ten minutes. I want you to look good."

As he said that, Touzi Jing covered her chest with a towel and waited for the vital parts to run to the bathroom with barefoot barefoot, and stood on the other side of the sliding door, stretched out her feet and hooked at Li Guo: "Grandman, come quickly, Bigman."

Li Guo waved helplessly to the Touzi Jing, then pressed the cigarette butt into the ashtray, and collapsed on the shaking water bed like a dead dog. Looking at the gorgeous chandeliers on the ceiling, I felt infinite emotion in my heart.

Logically speaking, Li Guo should be anxious about this kind of good thing in the bridal chamber. After all, she has not given medicine and has no ***. If she wants to do it, she will do it. She just worshipped the bride who just worshipped the heaven and earth yesterday. This is nothing contrary to emotion, reason and law. It can even be said to be a way for heaven, which is natural.

But even so, Li Guo was always worried about herself and felt inexplicably anxious. The main reason may be that the fusion object was actually the zodiac spirit...

Although Li Guo and the Niaozi Jing often do things that seriously exceed the boundaries of ordinary friends, in general, in addition to the beginning, Li Guo also had sex with the Niaozi Jing, and later, when he faced the Niaozi Jing, he almost couldn't get hard. After all, compared with the Niaozi Jing, Li Guo felt that he was not a man at all...

"No!" The bird's spirit who was about to take a bath with Li Guo was so arrogant that he crawled out of the bathroom with a towel, and then sat next to Li Guo: "I can't get through this level."

Li Guo sat up and rubbed his face with his hands: "Do you really know Nirvana or you just pretend to know Nirvana?"

The Touzi Jing hit Li Guo with an elbow and directly knocked Li Guo over to the water bed that was swaying like fat: "Is this a fucking lie? I have nine hours left, you can do it yourself."

Li Guo covered her chest and sat up from the water bed again, saying with a sad look: "But this matter... is not forced..."

The face of Touzi Jing has long been red and hot, so hot that it can boil water. Now, after Li Guo said this, he became more embarrassed and turned over and grabbed Li Guo's neck: "I'm so short? Do you know how many people want to get into my body?"

Li Guo rolled her eyes exaggeratedly at the top and said intermittently: "You... listen to my explanation..."

The Touzi Jing then let go of his hand and stared at Li Guo with a thrill of force. He was so fierce that he would "be a special person" when he had a disagreement, and urged Li Guo to quickly tell him his reasons and reasons, otherwise the punishment would be the basic punishment.

"Look...that's actually very immature with my confidant." Li Guo explained tremblingly: "But I am a mature man again. Moreover, this really challenges my moral bottom line. I am not a pile driver, so I will eat it if I meet a woman..."

The bird's eyes were rumbling, and he hugged his knees with his hands and shrank at the head of the bed: "Then think of a solution."

Li Guo had no choice but to rack her brain like a pleasing goat. Until she felt that her head was in pain, Li Guo raised her thumb: "Try drinking some wine. If you dizzy, you can treat you as a woman you don't know..."

Toriko-jin snorted coldly: "I'm afraid I'll kick you to death after drinking."

"This is difficult..." Li Guo put his hand on Touzi Jing's shoulder: "Your brain is easy to use, think of a solution."

At this moment, even the Bird Scientific was confused. After all, no matter what, even the Bird Scientific is so fierce that he dared to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, he is still a yellow boudoir. Although he has watched many peerless movies, after all, that kind of thing is just scratching the surface and cannot have the effect of teaching by words and deeds.

Perhaps Sister Xue had instilled some of this concepts in her, but Touzi Jing never had enough confidence to help a man find a way to deal with him.

So she also racked her brains before saying depressedly: "It's better to take a bath for couples first..."

Li Guo sighed, and the words were as high as this, so there was nothing to refuse. Li Guo stood up and pulled the bird's spirit up: "Okay, okay, I'll accept you."

But the bird spirit suddenly shuddered and suddenly shrank his hand back: "Skip this section first... I... I'm shy... I'll go take a shower first..."

Seeing the bird spirit running into the bathhouse again, his face full of sadness. When the sound of water flowing in the bathroom was heard, Li Guo scratched her face and snapped her fingers.

"Don't ask me what to do. I haven't done anything at home. You can think about it yourself. At worst, you can just think of it as unlucky and be suppressed by ghosts." The elusive little *** appeared beside Li Guo: "But from the current situation, you are afraid you can't escape."

"The key is... I'm psychologically stressed, dear." Li Guo sighed and handed a cigarette to Jian Zhijian: "You said, why is this trouble?"

He was disabled and firm in his mind and pretended to be deep, with a loyal and fierce dog on his face: "Your Majesty, I think you should come up bravely, touch her! Lick her! Fuck her!"

Li Guo rolled her eyes at the cannon Zhijian: "You speak like you fart."

But the disabled and the strong-minded shrugged indifferently: "After that being said, the girl's behavior is enough to let you do it, so she already recognizes you. Originally, the golden-winged Roc would never let anything other than her spouse do. No mother. Look, you actually take advantage of it. The girl's plate is so smooth, and her long legs are definitely strong enough."

"I'm not talking sarcastic about you when I let you come." Li Guo kicked the cannon Zhijian: "Serious!"

The disabled Zhijian huh long, "Okay, I'm done. I just made an appointment with the new Korean cuisine to eat spicy cabbage. You can't delay too long with you."

"Get out, get out..." Li Guo waved impatiently to the cannon Zhijian: "You are poisoned by food."

The body was absent Zhijian and rubbed his nose: "Enjoy it, dear. I'll pack two servings of bibimbap for you. What kind of flavor do you have?"

Li Guo frowned: "I want spicy chicken, fish-flavored shredded pork."

"Damn... have you treated the noble Simida dishes as a rice dough? "The rustic guy." The disabled Zhijian cursed disdainfully: "Nothing that, I will bring you a tiny waist flower at most."

After saying that, he was disabled and firm, he disappeared in front of Li Guo. Li Guo always felt that this iron-clad and waist-flowered bibimbap was not strange...

Shortly after his disability, Touzi Jing came out of the bathroom with a tight wrap: "Who said just now?"

Li Guo rolled her eyes: "I am disabled and ambitious... He asked you if you eat bibimbap with iron-clad waist flowers."

Toriko squirted: "You tell him later, I want a sweet and sour tenderloin."

Suddenly... Li Guo felt that the bibimbap man should be crying.

"It's your turn." After sitting down, Touzi Jing wrapped herself tightly with a quilt, and stretched out one leg to kick Li Guo's butt: "Wash it clean, otherwise you will get gynecological diseases."

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and felt like she was crying but not crying. After a long period of time, she was rushed to the 39th degree and 8th degree East longitude by these simple words "gynecological disease".

Li Guo tried her best to delay the time when taking a shower. He even wrapped his cell phone in a shower cap while flushing the water and making condolences phone calls to Guo’s father and landlord’s sister respectively.

Guo's father was very determined. He warned Li Guo that if there was no grandson or granddaughter born before the beginning of next year, he would take Li Guo a concubine one month from January 1, 2012 until the child was given birth.

"If you want to force me like this, I'll go ligation." Li Guo threatened Guo's father viciously: "You can do it..."

Dad Guo was silent for a while: "Go, let alone ligation. Even if you are uprooted, I have a way to pick you up. But for the sake of our brothers, I can give you some grace."

Li Guo cried...

However, when talking on the phone with the landlord sister, Li Guo got some useful things. Although the landlord sister was not smart enough, she was better than a woman and a family woman. She rationally adjusted the rules and regulations for Li Guo and encouraged Li Guo to sacrifice her lust for the sake of the life of the bird spirit. At worst, she would be regarded as unlucky and be suppressed by a ghost...

After the two calls, Li Guo's skin was soaked in water, and he hurriedly put on soap and thought about the philosophy of life for two minutes while rinsing. Li Guo hurriedly wrapped herself in a big bathrobe and walked out.

As soon as he went out, Li Guo suddenly found Touzi Jing sitting on the big bed, crossing her legs, eating the fruit plates given for free in the hotel and watching TV, her feet shaking.

But when he saw Li Guo appear, the bird spirit suddenly turned over and threw the fruit plate back on the bedside table, drilling into the quilt. Only his head was exposed, his shiny eyes flashing, and he looked at Li Guo ignorantly.

This is not like the usual bird spirit. In the past, she was so fearless and a hero among women. When she teases Li Guo, she is like a traditional female hooligan. When she fights, she is a female bandit leader.

But now, her face was at a loss, and she met Li Guo with four eyes...

"Then..." Li Guo sat on the edge of the bed, her heartbeat was particularly fast: "What should I do next..."

The Touzi Gen bit her lip: "Are you still a virgin? Ask me?"

Li Guo scratched her head: "To be honest... I'm very at a loss when facing you."

"I heard your heartbeat." Touzijin stretched out a white arm and pressed it against Li Guo's heart: "You are very nervous now."

Li Guo looked down at Touzijin's arm and found that she was trembling. Obviously, her heart rate was too fast due to tension, which resulted in such an effect.

"Take a few deep breaths..." Li Guo held the hand of Touzi Jing: "If one of us died suddenly here, it would be embarrassing..."

Toriko Jing followed Li Guo to take a long deep breath, then nodded in agreement: "This is a good method, I will teach you how to practice yoga. I practice every day, have a good figure, and my waist and horse are steady and powerful. I can kick a telephone pole with one foot without any effort."

Li Guo was stunned and suddenly realized that the bird spirit seemed to be even more nervous. This nervousness is the most prominent feature of the bird spirit. Anyway, her mouth cannot be stopped, but when her mind is confused, she will naturally become confused...

"I have to call you Bai Mengning." Li Guo smiled bitterly and played with the hands of the birdzi spirit, saying nothing about it: "It's still a Pechoin."

The Touzi Jing blinked her eyes: "Just don't challenge isatis root..."

"Then..." Li Guo lowered her head and stared at Touzi Jing's eyes: "Do you feel the atmosphere is strange?"

Sure enough, with Li Guo's words, the Touzi Jing suddenly jumped up from the bed and slapped his thigh: "Wow, ah, I can't bear it!"

After saying that, the Touzi Jing pushed Li Guo down on the bed with a cloud palm, then turned around and rode on Li Guo, and pulled Li Guo's bathrobe down, leaned down and bit Li Guo's neck: "You're so angry that no one can save you!"

But before Li Guo could react, the Touzi Jing suddenly turned over and crawled down, followed by a crying sound. The crying was very dynamic and rhythmic. Tears were waving down.

When Li Guo saw it, she knew that the Niaozi Sperm was a psychopath, so she quickly got up and knelt in front of the Niaozi Sperm: "What's wrong, ancestor..."

The Touzi Jing pointed at Li Guo, and cried in a nearly childish voice, "You don't like me at all..."

Li Guo yelled: "What are you doing..."

The bird's cries were still crying, and she didn't say anything. Li Guo sat next to her, waiting for her to vent her emotions. Although Li Guo could not speak about the bird's cries well, she had a deep understanding. She probably had a degree of understanding that she should have reached the level of a couple in love for about fifteen years. So Li Guo knew that the bird's cries were not crying because she wanted to cry. It was probably because the nervousness hit her trigeminal nerves and other things, which made her behavior impossible to understand by ordinary people...

However, after the emotion was vented, the cries of Touzi Jing gradually calmed down, leaving only a gentle sob. Li Guo wiped her tears with her fingers: "Don't be afraid."

"Um……"

The bird's soul, who wiped away the tears, suddenly lay on the bed without warning, stretched its hands and feet in a large shape, used all its strength, closed its eyes, and spoke as serious as a martyr who was about to go to the court: "Come on! I'm ready!"

Li Guo shook her head and pinched her nose with her hands: "It's better to drink some bar, I'll admit that I'll be kicked to death by you."

When the Touzi Jing heard this, she bounced up like a spring: "I also have the monkey wine I stolen from the wedding banquet. Last time, I hid it when my parents were not paying attention. I drank half of Mo Chou and the others, and there was still half a bottle left. It should be enough?"

As he said that, the bird spirit lay on the edge of the bed and began to search in the travel bag he carried. Li Guo saw all kinds of strange things from there, such as various brands and varieties of ***, lubricants, eye masks, respirators, gas masks, pistols, high-compression disposable tents, Swiss army knives, kerosene lamps and mountaineering picks...
To be continued...
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