Chapter 194 Wow...

"Okay, OK..." Li Guo gently touched the hair on Amber's back: "You are definitely worth more than ten kilograms of shit."

Amber kept tearing a cushion on the sofa, and was in no mood to pay attention to Li Guo. However, Touzi Jing was only wearing a three-point style and lying on the stall for breaststroke, her face full of freedom.

"It's still comfortable for my own home... it's comfortable..." The Touzi Jing was splashing unscrupulously, wishing to go straight to her mouth and *** the expensive wool carpet on her ground: "Long live, get out of the sea of ​​bitterness."

"How to place Xiaokui..." Li Guo kicked the bird's ass with her feet: "She is a big killer."

As she said that, Li Guo glanced at Xiaoxin's killer Xiaokui, who was taking Xiaoxin to the bathtub. To be honest, Li Guo didn't plan to bring her with her when she came back. After all, no matter how cute she was, she was actually too dangerous. Once she ran out one day and encountered something that she hated, Li Guo couldn't guarantee that the things would develop in any direction.

But the specialty of this little turtle girl is crying. Once something is worse than her wish, she will cry loudly. The tears of her naturally raised spirit beast, the black turtle, can cause the gathering of spiritual energy in the world. Xiao Kui is also watery, so when she cries, a large area will start to precipitate heavily... and directly lead to waterlogging.

Touzi Jing said that since Xiao Kui has, she doesn’t have to go to Taipei to watch the rain in winter…

"Don't be afraid, my husband, Mochou has been fine for this period of time, and it's okay to take care of her, but..." Mochou narrowed his eyes and looked at Li Guo and twisted his fingers: "My husband, Mochou wants to buy a 3,000 yuan of farts... Look..."

"Buy!" Li Guo stomped her feet cruelly and agreed to Mochou on the spot. After agreeing to Mochou, she looked at Touzi extremely viciously: "Did you teach me?"

"That's it." Toozi Jing lay on the ground with an arrogant expression, slapped his belly and thumped: "You always ask my little Mochou to do this or that, how can this be done? You have to pay it."

Mochou pouted: "You called Mochou a great immortal at first, but now you are refreshing. You have become your Mochou, Mochou belongs to your husband."

Li Guo was too lazy to be pretentious with Niaozi Jing, but just looked at the watch and lamented the convenience of taking the time and space channel. I really couldn't imagine that ten minutes ago, Li Guo was still sitting on the sofa in his hometown listening to the four-*** chess battle between Niaozi's father, Niaozi's mother, Gangba's father and Bad, in order to see if Li Guo could insert Amber and Niaozi Jing within one year...

How can Li Guo, who is showing off her talents, resist this topic?

So he quickly asked Amber, who was crying, to expand the time and space channel with him, and summoned Xiaoxin's sister to expand her mental power, so that everyone, including the landlord's sister, could spread the old house in an instant and suddenly appeared in the living room of Touko's house.

As for Li Mingxue, she didn't come back with her, and she had to have dinner with her first love's house, which made her first love's wife feel inferior. Li Guo felt that this was really bad, but there was no good way to stop Li Mingxue... After all, she was an unpredictable aunt, and Li Guo was just an honest nephew.

However, Li Guo always thought that Li Mingxue couldn't sleep, but she was depressed. Single women in their thirties always had strange and complicated thoughts of one kind or another. If they thought too much, they naturally couldn't sleep, just like Cui Yongyuan.

"I'll go see Sister Xue?" When Li Guo was thinking about it, Sister Xue's face suddenly flashed through his mind. He rolled his eyes: "She should be peeling off now, right?"

"Are you wrong?" Torikoji looked up and cursed: "It's almost two o'clock now, can you go see it tomorrow?"

Li Guo nodded, and he really felt that it was too late now. But Li Guo, who was in curiosity, felt like he was restless, as if there was a needle under his butt...

"What are you doing?" Touzi Jing frowned and looked at Li Guo: "Is it really itchy to lose your shit without cleaning it?"

Li Guo touched her forehead: "No, I won't go and check it out tonight, I don't think I can't sleep..."

"Get out, get out." Touzi Jing waved at Li Guo: "Where do you love?"

Mochou suddenly stood up and said, "Then, my husband, Mochou will accompany you..."

Li Guo waved her hand: "She said she could only let me go alone..."

"So stingy." Toriko-jin muttered, turned around and faced the ground: "If you don't let go, don't let go. Anyway, they are doing some shameful things. If you don't see it, don't look at it."

Mochou didn't care at all, but just looked at Li Guo with a innocent face: "Then... my husband, Mochou sent you there."

When Li Guo saw Mo Chou's appearance, she really felt that Mo Chou was really smart. Not to mention that he was just a little girl in the countryside, but in fact, in terms of IQ, Mo Chou had an absolute advantage. She obviously made full use of all the advantages of women, especially little women. When she really sent Li Guo, would Li Guo let her wait at the door... This is obviously not true. This is called saving the country through curves, curves...

"Forget it. I'll go by myself." Li Guo waved his hand: "Send me there, and when we land, we can see Moscow Red Square."

As he said that, Li Guo pushed open the window and turned her head to tell the landlord sister who had been reading books alone and supervised Xiaoxin to go to bed early, and then jumped down.

"I can't stand it very well, and I've learned to go unnatural." Touzi Jing curled her lips: "It's so slutty."

Mo Chouze covered his mouth and his eyes were filled with laughter: "It's ***..."

When Li Guo was about to touch the ground, he suddenly teleported and suddenly appeared at the window of the Touzi Jing... A circle of people in the room were staring at him blankly.

"My husband, didn't you bring the key?" Mo Chou asked Li Guo in surprise: "You haven't brought the key for a long time..."

Li Guo's face turned slightly red, pretending to cough twice: "It's okay... I just want to remind you to remember to close the windows, women in the room are not safe..."

This is obviously a cover-up. What is safe or not? Not to mention the fact that the Touzijin has arranged dozens of snipers here. Just the so-called unsafe women in the room, it is easy to subvert the regime of a small and medium-sized country, and it is also safe... Even Li Guo himself thinks that this excuse is too ridiculous...

So he took advantage of Mo Chou and the others' reaction and jumped down from the building again... He secretly decided that if he sent it back to the original place, he would not wear it for the third time. He just let the back of his head touch the cement floor. He could not afford to show off his feet.

Of course... Li Guo did not return to Niaozijing's home this time, but went back to his hometown directly... and directly met Guo's father who was squatting on the toilet with a cigarette in his mouth and humming a small song.

Guo Dad and Li Guo were both stunned. Guo Dad's cigarette was so scared that Li Guo fell on his pants...

"Little bastard..." Dad Guo hurriedly picked up the cigarette butt: "Get out!"

Li Guo said oh, and left the door in a dirt-faced manner. There was no one in the living room. Those who should go to bed went to bed, and those who should play with their wife also went to play with their wife. Only a cold moonlight reflected the living room through the window.

"People." The disability-stricken sigh came from Li Guo's belt: "It doesn't matter if you are stupid. What's important is that you must be restrained. I really rarely see people who are as unscrupulous and stupid as you."

"Is it over?" Li Guo sat on the sofa in disappointment and lit a cigarette silently, with her expression as if she had only filled in Tsinghua and Peking University for college entrance examinations. However, as soon as the transcript was released, she found that she had not even passed the college entrance examination, a good school in Hunan No. 1 Normal School, and was lonely and depressed.

"Little bastard, can you just learn to run away?" Guo Dad walked out of the bathroom in a messy manner, and his whole body was filled with a sloppy smell. Plush bunny slippers, plaid pajamas, blue pajamas with the words "sports" written on his blue butts. One corner of the plaid pajamas was still held in the pajamas, and he grabbed his butt while walking: "Do you dare not to play mid- and long-distance teleportation, just do it step by step. If one day you get into the women's bathhouse, your father, I have to go to the bureau to catch you."

Li Guo was very helpless... just leaned hard into the sofa: "Why is it not working..."

Guo Dad reached out and picked up a small "pawn" from the chessboard that had not been packed, Shi Shiran waved to the opposite direction of the chessboard, and the chess piece disappeared in the air instantly, but only after 0:001 seconds, the pawn accurately covered the old coach's position on the chessboard, unbiased and tightly fit.

"Damn... how did you do it?" Li Guo's eyes were *** and his face was full of shock: "I have tried this, it's almost impossible... How many things have you hidden?"

Dad Guo shrugged and looked indifferent: "There are not much, do you want to learn?"

Of course Li Guo nodded.

But Guo's father suddenly turned around and said, "I don't want to teach you, so I'll leave quickly. Remember to come back for dinner on the Lantern Festival."

Li Guo was shocked...

Just after Dad Guo entered the room, his body-dissolved Zhijian suddenly flew out of the air and said in a mysterious tone: "Your dad can't teach you."

Li Guo was stunned: "Why?"

"He was expelled from the house." When the disabled Zhijian spoke, his tone showed a face of a villain for no reason, and there was an indescribable pleasure: "The only ancestors of the Li family, your father was expelled from the house alone. Except for some specific situations, he could not take action, including teaching you. Otherwise, it would be contrary to the ancestral teachings."

Li Guo frowned: "What is this?"

"So, I have become an important factor in the responsibility of teaching you to become a talent." The disabled Zhijian circled around Li Guo: "Come on, kneel down and kiss the old man's feet, and call him godfather three times. Godfather will teach you."

Li Guo raised her eyebrows and threw her body into the microwave, then turned on the roast chicken button...

This move was drawn out of the sheath and told Li Guo through Mo Chou. The reason why he was disabled and could speak can become a human form is because of the concreteization of his mental power. The thinness of the microwave oven is exactly one of the energy sources of this special spiritual band. When it is hard to charge, it can block all his nonsense and escape, and seriously disrupt his perception, just like a person who is forced to pour three big bowls of chicken soup. Although the chicken soup is very nourishing, no one can enjoy the three big bowls of greasy chicken soup. So once the body is disabled and is cheap, he will throw him into the microwave oven, and the heat comes for two minutes, and he will be honest immediately.

Sure enough, after the microwave let out a crisp jingle, Li Guo took out the disabled Zhijian from the inside and asked with a smile: "Do you feel good?"

His body was disabled and his mind struggled in Li Guo's hands for a while, and he floated softly: "Beast..."

"You are so inhuman..." The voice of the disabled and stalwart changed: "Who... who told you this trick! The uncle is useless!"

Li Guo smiled: "Your girlfriend."

"Well..." Shican Zhijian was silent for a while, and then suddenly said: "Wait, see if I go back, don't beat her to death."

Li Guo nodded: "I'm waiting to see you beat her to death."

The disabled and the Zhijian was silent again: "I'm just kidding."

At this time, Dad Guo suddenly opened the door and put his hands on his hips: "Are you two still finished talking nonsense? Can you see what time it is? If you want to leave, go quickly, go to bed quickly if you don't leave!"

Li Guo was stunned and stammered: "That...I'll leave...I'll leave..."

After saying that, Li Guo shook directly into the space tunnel, and when he appeared, he found himself on his way down from the building...

"You're cheating..." Li Guo stared at the ground getting closer and closer. Now she didn't have time to make any moves. The feeling of closing her eyes and waiting to die suddenly appeared in her heart...

But at this moment, Zhijian, who was trapped in his body, suddenly braked suddenly, and strangled Li Guo's belt and made him hover directly less than twenty centimeters from the ground. The feeling of being strangled in an instant made Li Guo feel dizzy and numb in his limbs for a moment...

"Young man, look, the uncle saved your life again." The disabled Zhijian threw Li Guo back to the ground: "Thank me, worship me."

Li Guo covered her stomach and sat on the steps downstairs of Touzi Jing, with a look of pain: "You...you might as well let me fall down, that posture is so cool...Oh..."

"Very good." Zhijian, a disabled man, spat Li Guo: "It's even cooler that your limbs are broken and your brain breaks down."

Li Guo ***ed for a long time before she felt the pain almost disappeared. But as soon as she stood up and turned around, she saw Touzi Jing, wearing small hot pants in navel-exposed clothes, walking out of the elevator door with a garbage bag, whistling.

When Touzi Jing saw Li Guo, he was stunned: "Don't tell me, you have been staying here and not leaving after you jumped out of the window."

Li Guo smiled bitterly: "This... there is a reason..."

"How can there be someone as stupid as you..." Touzi Jing looked at Li Guo up and down: "If you continue like this, you will basically not use your watch in the rest of your life."

Li Guo shook her face: "Let's go..."

This time, Li Guo really left here and crawled into a strange space... After he appeared, there was a scent of fragrance. He looked around and found that he was actually in a spacious room with women's clothes scattered on the floor of the house.

"Hurry...Li Guo." The scattered Zhijian suddenly whispered to Li Guo: "That transparent little ***! Take it and run away! Quick!"

Li Guo was stunned... Just as he was about to do as he was disabled, he suddenly felt a cold and hard thing on his neck pressing against his trachea, and he had a wet arm on his take-out.

"How did you find mine?" The voice was very light, and the soft gas hit Li Guo's neck: "Is this called seeking death?"

Before Li Guo could think about it, she crawled into another strange space without saying a word...Leave a bare butt lily holding a lady's razor standing there with a question mark, then clicked her mouth: "The Li family is all crazy."

After saying that, she quickly packed up her clothes on the floor and walked back to the bathroom where she was still running...

"What was that just now?" Li Guo, who had been inexplicably sent to a cave, asked panting: "You want to cut me with a knife..."

The disabled Zhijian seemed to be silent. It was not until Li Guo called him the third time that he barely responded: "It's Lily. It's strange, why do you have a way to connect with her... If so, if she wants to find you, it will be easy. This way is two-way."

Li Guo was stunned: "What? What?"

"What the hell is she going to do?" Zhencan Zhijian pondered: "Don't you know that you and Lily have a two-way channel?"
To be continued...