Chapter 183 Come and have fun.

"Hey... is it Li Guo?" A soft and fragrant voice came from the phone: "Don't be late in the afternoon, in the luxurious bag on the third floor of Lafangshe."

"oh."

Li Guo's answer was extremely simple, and after the answer was finished, he hung up the phone. Because Toriko was sucking his ears on his phone, eavesdropping meticulously.

"No matter. I'm going." Toozi Jing burst out with a spoiled look: "Don't make excuses, I'm going."

Li Guo spread her hands: "No!"

"Guoguo..." The birdzi Jing shook Li Guo's hand: "You just take him there. He is so stunned that his mouth fades out of his head. Not to mention that he doesn't have a pussy because he is greedy for my beauty, he can't even see a few hairs."

As Toriko said, pointing to Mo Chou, who was learning to wear sweaters with Guoma on the sofa: "It's still the same."

Then he pointed to a lake where a man was squatting in the corner of the wall and spraying gel water on his tail: "This is...

Then he pointed to his landlord's sister who was dismantling a Gatling machine gun in the yard and often sprinkled with oil: "This is the case..."

Finally, I looked helplessly at my mother who was sitting on the tree branch and staring blankly at the blue sky, not knowing what she was thinking: "With this kind of thing."

"Is there a normal creature by my side?" The more I said the more I looked angry, "I'm so bored... Ah. Guoguo, please... take me there. Take me there, and I'll help you to push oil tonight."

"No!" Li Guo had already made up her mind and did not take any of them.

After all, if you don’t take a single person, Li Guo will be laughed at most, and you won’t be laughed at. After all, being single is not a shame. But once you bring a weird thing like the Bird Scientist, Li Guo really doesn’t know anything weird will happen at all. After all, those people know that they want to show off their outstanding brain, physical strength, energy and financial resources, and they don’t have much malice. It’s good to reminisce about the past and miss youth.

But if she brought the Niaozi spirit there, she might really summon the Niaozi spirit guard to kill all Li Guo’s few classmates...

"Be good." He coaxed the bird's spirit like coaxing a child and gently touched her hair: "When I come back tonight, I will bring you snacks. Is the peanut cake good? What you like the most?"

"No, no." Tooko shook Li Guo's hand in a delicate voice: "I just want to go with you."

Li Guo paused: "It's really not possible... Next time, how about next time? You're going to cause trouble again."

"Li Guo!" The Touzi Jing suddenly turned his back, stood up and pointed at Li Guo indignantly shouting: "I tell you, are you asking me to go today? I'm going to go! I'll go to bed first. When I wake up and can't see you, you will be in trouble."

Li Guo waved her hand without changing her face: "Go to sleep."

In fact, as Li Guo, who has learned all the bird's spirit, he knows well that no matter how big the bird's spirit has, he will forget everything as long as he sleeps. When she gets up, if something can attract her attention, let alone Li Guo's classmates, she may not even remember Li Guo herself. So Li Guo of course did not care about her threats at all.

After five minutes after Touzi Jing entered the room, Li Guo then stood up... and said goodbye to a circle of people around him, turned around and ran out, sat on the Audi, which was still smelling of vegetables brought by Touzi Jing, and headed towards the city with lightning...

Because Li Guo knew that in five minutes, it was enough for Touzi Jingxiang Meng to make seven or eight...

"Young man." The disabled Zhijian suddenly appeared in Li Guo's passenger seat: "I have fun, can I not call this old man Li Guo was stunned. He turned his head and looked at the disabled Zhijian: "What are you doing?"

"Of course, I'm here to be your good friend. For love, let's go hand in hand." The disabled Zhijian raised the USB cable that was tied to it and inserted it straight into the wireless Internet slot on the car: "Well, this network speed is not fast. The 3g network is not as powerful as fiber optics."

Li Guo looked at the disabled Zhijian and his head was wide: "Uncle, how good you are to stay at home? Why are you joining in the fun with me?"

"No, boy. You are Tang Monk's flesh now. People or ghosts want to suck you. We are good friends for life. I cannot help but sacrifice my spare time to protect you from the evil hands of bad people." As he said, the disabled Zhijian used a very gloomy and terrifying tone: "Without me, tomorrow the newspaper will say that an unknown naked corpse appeared by the river, a man. He was suspected of being sexually assaulted before his death. Oh, Virgin Mary... is so cruel. His little heart was scared."

When Li Guo heard this, he freed up a hand holding the steering wheel and pinched his forehead: "You're thinking too much, brother. I've been like this for more than twenty years, and I haven't seen any strange people or things."

"Of course, you were protected by your father at that time. But now, you are so domineering that you can smell the slutty air on your body between three hundred kilometers." The cannon Zhijian said extremely sensational: "If a monster really sucks your essence dry, I will be thrown to the steelmaking process by your father and your little wife."

Li Guo coughed and couldn't help but lift her butt: "Are you talking about a female monster..."

"Well... you seem to be sucked by female monsters every day." The voice of the scattered Zhijian suddenly became very cheap: "Next time you are sucked, remember to link the neurons with me, and I will feel it too."

Without saying a word, Li Guo opened the storage box and threw the cannon Zhijian in. Then he silently opened the car window and lit a cigarette: "If you want to say such shameless words, I will change you into a screwdriver."

"The cross-patterned screwdriver." Li Guo added.

The disabled Zhijian was silent in the storage box for a long time, and then suddenly said: "I like a piece of silk pattern. Can you actually pick up a pair of scissors for me? The scissors hand is small and Jianjian."

Li Guo shook her head helplessly, then parked the car behind an uninhabited factory building, and then took out a bag from the back of the car, which was full of high-end clothing...

"Young man, what are you going to do?" The disabled Zhijian appeared in front of Li Guo with curiosity: "Are you going to change into good clothes and show off your wealth?"

"Is it... I have to be a little vanity." Li Guo touched her hair: "It's all about clothes and pants, and I haven't worn them once. I can't find the opportunity... I can't waste the good intentions of Mochou Birds and the others in vain, right?"

"But..." Li Guo took out a simple Tang suit with a big red satin texture: "This must have been bought by Mochou, her taste is very strange..."

After choosing left and right, Li Guo finally chose a casual men's outfit that seemed very simple and simple, but in fact, Amber customized from Italy. After wearing it, the slightly tight trench coat made Li Guo's indulgent temperament significantly improve.

"No wonder everyone says good clothes are good." Li Guo looked back and forth in the car mirror for a long time: "This outfit looks really low-key, just like me."

"Oh... you are still so pretty." Zhencan Zhijian said and appeared beside Li Guo, then a bright light flashed, and Zhencan Zhijian suddenly became a person...

Yes! It's just a person. Under Li Guo's surprised eyes, he became a man, a man with a height of at least 1.85 meters, wearing a loose white shirt, but obviously he could see six-pack abs, a tough and slutty face, and wearing white jeans and Converse canvas shoes. The haircut similar to Li Guo made him look more spiritual.

Looking horizontally and vertically, they are all high-quality idols that fascinate thousands of girls, and they are also the battle base among gay friends...

"Who are you..." Li Guo subconsciously jumped back: "Difficult to body and firmness?"

"Cough..." The man coughed, leaned on the car door casually, and gently flicked the window with his hand. His eyes were blurred and lazy, his skin was tight, and he shone with a healthy light in the winter sun: "Young man, do you not even recognize me?"

"I... do you want to be so handsome?" Li Guo's eyes widened: "Get out of here quickly... don't show up in front of me."

"Young man." The scattered Zhijian pressed Li Guo's shoulder with both hands: "Jealousy is the original sin. The sword blade can transform into a person. Can the hilt of the sword not be? Seeing this uncle's appearance, are you addicted in an instant?"

Li Guo lit a cigarette and handed it to Jian Jian: "Don't you say it's so disgusting, okay? Do you smoke too?"

"Not smoking." The scattered Zhijian twisted the cigarette and gently placed it on his solid lips and took a deep breath. He looked more casual: "But I can accept all the destruction in order to show off my handsomeness."

Li Guo waved his hand: "Can you always stay like a human?"

"When..." As soon as the words fell, the handsome guy's body was broken and his mind turned into a wisp of blue smoke with a slight sound. The blue smoke dissipated, and the disabled sword suddenly appeared: "However, it can't..."

Li Guo took a deep breath and patted her chest: "It's okay..."

"Young man, it's wrong for you to do this." Zhijian, a disabled man, crawled straight back to the passenger seat: "As a friend, you should be proud of having a friend as handsome as me, and I will not hook up with your girlfriend. It's so fierce to get out of the sheath."

After Li Guo got into the car, it was wrong to think: "You are at my bedside every day?"

"Yes. Sometimes you will call me when you talk in your sleep."

"I will take you to the bathroom to take a shower every day?" Li Guo's face turned dark.

"Yes, you are actually quite informative. No wonder you can satisfy that metal monster."

"Your mom, pussy..." Li Guo couldn't help but curse.

The disabled Zhijian paused for a moment, and then his voice suddenly increased: "You are so fucking holding me, Zhanlu, and helping her to wipe her body with alcohol every day. Did I say anything? Did you say something? She is my first love, your damn, it's a little wife who nods her hair out of the sheath and nods her head! Is there any? I'm already humble when I didn't poke you into a honeycomb coal, what else do you want to do? "

As he said that, his voice suddenly lowered: "Friends, we are friends for life. Don't be upset because of this little thing. Do you still wear swimming trunks when you go to the bathhouse to take a bath? I am a sword, not a human. Do you get an erection even when you see a chopstick? Do you know if your condition is good, don't think so vulgar. Don't you realize that when you are having sex with your girlfriend, do I go into the sword box? You, you are so naive."

"Wait..." Li Guo used expensive clothes to sniff: "You mean Zhanlu... can it turn into a human form?"

"No." The disabled Zhijian denies without hesitation: "It's OK to unsheathed, but he was seriously injured in unsheathed, and is still recovering. If Zhan Lumei said that, it's already a great improvement for her to chat with you. Swords are like humans, not everyone can become masters. But you know, I beg you not to call Zhan Lu next time, just call me if you have something to do. Zhan Lumei is very kind and doesn't like to kill people."

Li Guo nodded: "I know, I haven't stabbed anyone with it until now."

"This is what I like. Sister Zhanlu told me that she followed you because you promised that she would not get blood until she had no choice." Shican Zhijian poked Li Guo's head with a sword: "This is very manly."

"Get out." Li Guo pulled the disabled Zhijian aside: "Your wife now has a compatible skill with me, which makes me very embarrassed."

He was disabled and firm in his body and his mind was hushed, "It doesn't matter. I was just joking at the beginning. This kind of thing actually has nothing to do with morality. After all, the sword is a tool. Even if he has his own thinking, it is still a tool. It's like she is unsheathed. She is always ready to poke people, but when have you ever seen her go out and poke people by herself without Mochou's order?"

"When there was... poking you." Li Guo seemed to recall something: "Also, she can influence Mochou's thinking."

The body was a disabled Zhijian pondered for a while: "Actually, I can do it, but most of the time I will not do it when she is unsheathed. Unless your little Mochou has a 100% tacit understanding of something. Unsheathed is an ancient evil sword. Not to mention bewitching people's hearts, she can do it with one sword."

"What about you?" Li Guo bounced the cannibal Zhijian: "What can you do? Will you peek at me taking a shower?"

"I don't know how to create war, but I have the ability to stop war." Zhenjian said lightly: "Look, this is so awesome. I learned from military programs on CCTV, and it is very appropriate for me to use."

Li Guo curled her lips and started the car: "Brave. I've seen you as a flashlight until now."

"Let's see." The disabled Zhijian whistled.

It was still early now. Li Guo, who had changed her clothes, first took her things to Ha'er's house for a New Year's greeting, then had a big meal of the alkaline water surface that Ha'er used the secret sauce of his ancestors to make. Then he went to the video game city to play King of Fighters 97... and fought against the candid Zhijian, and was beaten to death by the candid Zhijian. Finally, he went to the free central park, and gave advice to the old man who played chess with the candid Zhijian, and was driven away with a cane.

During this period, Li Guo discovered that if he needed to turn into a human form, he had to rely on Li Guo to provide spiritual power as nutrients. Ten minutes of consumption was enough for Mochou to travel around the earth with his sword for one and a half. However, for the whole afternoon, Li Guo and Li Guo Zhijian really attracted the attention of many girls in the video game city.

After all, although Li Guo is not as handsome as a disabled person, he looks refreshed. In addition, the inadvertent talent and witty words that the two of them were talking and fighting made the girls, especially the little girls, wander around Li Guo and his disabled person intentionally or unintentionally.

There was even a bold girl who walked up to ask to take a photo with Li Guoshen Zhijian, saying that she hadn't seen such a beautiful homosexual for a long time...

Li Guo cried on the spot...

"It's been a long time since I turned into a human form." The disabled Zhijian sighed silently: "I've been staying for a thousand years."

Sitting on the bench in the lounge area, Li Guo drank Coke and looked at the disabled Zhijian: "How great if you were a woman."

"Brother, I'm a woman and I'll let you ruin it." The disabled Zhijian looked at Li Guo with disdain: "Do you still think there are not enough girls around you? Do you want me to unsheath them and send them to you? Your bitch."

"I don't bring scolding people. I'm very upset when I'm always called homosexual. How can I meet people in the future?" Li Guo pointed to the passers-by who was going back and forth and looked at him and the disabled Zhijian: "How much do I look homosexual with you?"

As he said that, Li Guo suddenly paused... and then he suddenly realized that his body was disabled Zhijian was no longer by his side. Instead, he walked behind a pure girl riding a motorcycle and held the other person's waist with his hands: "A little bit here, yes...yes...a little bit here...it's very awesome..."

"You pervert." Li Guo shouted: "Do you want to be so obscene?"

As soon as he finished speaking, after listening to the unscrupulous Zhijian, he patted the girl's shoulder with his hand: "My gay friend is summoning me, you can play slowly by yourself."

"You... can you call me?" The girl who looked still in junior high school stood in front of her with a red face: "Can you ask you out next time?"

"I'm sorry." Shican Zhijian gently slid his fingers on the girl's face: "It's the most beautiful thing to meet by chance."

After saying that, he turned around, looked at Li Guo, and said with his mouth: "Retreat..."

"See?" The disabled Zhijian returned to his sword shape and leaned against the seat: "The playboys want this."
To be continued...