Chapter 180: Run, boy.

Sichuan, in a deep mountain.

"I said. If you do this, something will happen, right?" Toriko's father sat on the eye of a giant formation with a diameter of two kilometers, with a deep expression: "I'm a little nervous."

Dad Guo waved his hand, lit a cigarette, and looked at the sun that had been blocked by half of the watch and head: "It should be fine..."

"Bastard, you! You bitch!" Toriko's father suddenly became furious: "You let me be the eye of the formation, you are not sure if you have anything to do! I'm not going to do it anymore!"

Dad Guo looked at the sky while looking at the watch: "I'm afraid I won't really come if my body is disabled and my mind is strong. What are you afraid of? Here are tens of thousands of swords to protect you, and even the King of Heaven can't touch you. Aren't we the only ones you belong to metal?"

"Do you think the name is the Golden-winged Roc, and I am the one in metal..." Niaozi's father's voice was sad: "I am the Wooden Scene... Wooden Scene..."

Dad Guo ignored him at all and looked back and forth at Badou, Touzi's mother, and the four old men who were setting up a four-size formation: "Second Master, do you dare to spit bubble gum? When you are in the formation, don't blow bubbles."

The old man in the Vermilion Bird position opened his eyes and looked at Dad Guo, then spit out the big bubble gum in his mouth on the ground with a thud, and then coughed: "It won't come, right?"

Dad Guo shook his head: "It has such a deep grudge against us, and it is probably not coming. Otherwise, this old bird will be the eye of the formation."

"Don't give me some good luck." Toriko's father sat in the eyes of the army and smoked uneasy, and cursed at Dad Guo: "Do you think I'm happy to do this?"

Dad Guo shook his head indifferently: "The time is almost over. Four uncles, let's start."

The old men in the Four Symbols looked at each other, and then each rushed out with a sword behind him, and the tip of the sword was towards the Daddy Naozi in the eyes of the formation...

"Wait...wait!"

Suddenly, a strange voice came from behind everyone, with a pure Beijing accent, and the voice was a bit rude.

With this cry, everyone turned to look at him, and saw two men appear out of thin air on the outer periphery of the formation that had been blocked by a blind eye.

The two men seemed to be around thirty years old last year, so stupid...

But although they are stupid, they are all very handsome. One of them is a foreigner, with a Nokia travel bag behind his back, which looks quite old.

"Fortunately, I'll catch up. Lao Dog, you are a pussy, I told you not to go to the buffet. If the master pulls your skin later, the foreigner was walking towards Dad Guo, while cursing at the handsome young man beside him: "All of you are a father. Your daughter must know that she has such a pussy father, and she will most likely hate you for the rest of her life."

The handsome man next to him snorted: "I don't know which country bumpkin knows he is going on a business trip today. He has been hungry since last night. Today, he has eaten twenty-eight fried steamed buns, fifteen crabs and half a pound of abalone."

The foreigner spat on the ground: "You two pussy, you obviously have to eat more than 200 beautiful leopards. You specially pick small tofu skin, cabbage and boiled spinach. You eat the five-dollar set meal at the Malatang stall downstairs at home, which is more than you eat today. You said you drowned when you were a child, and you insisted that you were anaerobic exercise. What are you going to do with you?"

"Damn it..." The handsome man was completely defeated, and the two of them had already walked in front of Guo Dad.

The foreigner coughed, and a standard Jianghu clasped his fists and released it, and then suddenly kicked the handsome young man: "Parassive, clasped his fists and pressed his right hand to the right hand. If you pressed your left hand to the left hand, it would be a death to report. It doesn't matter if you are embarrassed at home, don't embarrass me everywhere."

Dad Guo was confused by these two people and looked at the two people with his head tilted: "What are you?"

"Tianshou Gate, I am ordered by my master to help fellow Taoists in Shushan revitalize the great road." The foreigner casually gestured to the young man next to him: "This is Tian Dog, I'm afraid you don't have enough time, so I'll take it out to help."

"Your sister," the young man pinched the foreigner's neck with his hands: "I'm a Tengu, you canine, you canine."

Dad Guo was stunned...

Tianshou Gate, the most mysterious and strange sect since ancient times. It is recorded that this sect has existed from ancient times to the present, and it is definitely much longer than any sect's extension. However, in fact, no one knows where this sect exists, or even what they do. The only thing they know is that there are only two people in each generation of this sect, and these two people are all peerless masters in all of them.

But... No matter how hard Dad looked at the two unprovoked guys in front of him, he didn't look like peerless masters in a thousand, but like little gangsters who were used to eating and waiting for death.

"That..." The foreigner fiddled with his bangs: "Actually, don't be a foreigner, I'm a white-skinned and yellow-hearted person. My English level is still in the second semester of my second year of high school... Don't be too surprised, so please start quickly. I'll help you."

As he said that, he took out all kinds of strange things from his bag on his own, including talisman paper, various spices, and a lot of spell casting materials.

Most of the people present were knowledgeable. Among the spices and materials, there were thousands of years of camphor and ice crystal-like ambergris, extremely heavy black golden sand, and yellow powder with strange appearance that exuded a strong aroma...

"These things are so expensive..." The foreigner held the pile of things in his hands with great pain: "It's tens of millions... Old dog, hurry up and set up the formation and give you ten seconds."

The handsome black-haired man said, and after taking the material, his speed suddenly increased...

"Tengou?" Guo Dad had time to interrupt at this time: "Is it the official?"

The foreigner nodded: "Are you a civil servant."

As soon as he finished speaking, the man who went out to set up the formation ran back empty-handedly: "It's gone."

"If it's gone, there's nothing..." The foreigner suddenly realized: "What! If it's gone! So many are enough for me to use it five times... Are you deliberately looking for trouble?"

Tengu nodded: "That's right, it's just a matter of finding fault."

"Sunzi, please wait for me." The foreigner was anxious and pointed at Tiangou and cursed: "When I go back and tell your wife! You can't do anything serious, and you'll be a loser."

At this time, Crodou suddenly appeared in front of Tengou, his eyes turned into dark green vertical strips, and he looked at Tengou with excitement.

"Sister...Sister... Can you let me go? We're all human, stop playing cat and dog battles. I can't beat you." Tengu subconsciously retreated: "Really...I'm a companion dog..."

"Are you afraid of being beaten to get fucked by a woman who is so fragrant?" After teasing, the foreigner looked at the sun in the sky: "There are fifteen seconds left, total solar eclipse. What's that... what's the name of fellow Taoist?"

"Li, Rushui." Guo Dad also clasped his fists: "When it succeeds, I will treat you to a good meal tonight."

The foreigner shook his arms and took off his coat. His naked upper body was covered with shiny small formations: "For this meal, I'm going to do my best! Mocking Feng, you can lend me five minutes of strength!"

Dad Guo collapsed at that time... The first time I heard the boss swearing when he leveraged his power...

And Dad Guo didn't have time to think too much, so he turned around: "The four old men... have begun."

"Four symbols, ten thousand swords!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the power of heaven and earth was wrapped with heavy sword lights, including the unsheathed Zhan Lu and the black substantia white chapter, penetrated into the sky in the midst of the lightning. The instant resonance between the sword formation and the heaven and earth formation rumbled through the huge vibration.

And the entire mountain under Guo Dad's feet gradually floated up...

"According to the National Earthquake Administration at 13:15 p.m. on the 19th, a magnitude 6:5-magnitude earthquake occurred in Sichuan. The epicenter was located 400 kilometers north of Chengdu. It was simply an unmanned area and did not cause any casualties. However, it may be accompanied by other geological disasters. The officers and soldiers stationed in Sichuan rushed to the disaster area and blocked the access roads to avoid casualties."

While watching TV, Li Guo suddenly saw this. He was stunned and suddenly thought that his father was going to Sichuan, so he quickly took out the phone and dialed it.

But there is a busy voice that cannot be contacted because there is no signal on the other end of the phone...

"My dad won't be in trouble, right?" Li Guo touched her chin: "Eighty-most not..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Guo's phone rang. He answered the phone and it was really Li Rushui.

"Dad...are you no signal?" Li Guo asked curiously: "Why are you so troubled?"

Li Guo heard the sound of drinking and drinking on the phone, and the sound of having sex and having another cup of wine was endless. And there was also Touzi's father singing Cui Jian with nothing...

"It's okay... we'll come back tonight. It's just a treat." Guo Dad's voice also seemed the most intimate: "Be careful in the future, I can't protect you for the rest of my life."

After saying that, Guo's father hung up the phone. Li Guo, who had only a question mark, was left with a question mark, savoring his father's inexplicable words back and forth on the sofa.

Unsheathed and Zhanlu had already flew back, but it refused to tell Mo Chou what was going on, so Mo Chou, who was so angry, locked himself and Unsheathed in the room and communicated for half an afternoon.

Toriko was taking a nap, while the landlord sister and Amber were studying how to stew the sunfish weighing 400 kilograms in the kitchen, while Shin-shin and Turtle sister were grilling oranges with charcoal fire at the door. Only bored Li Guo was left in the room watching the nonsense TV alone.

The screens on it are all reporting total solar eclipse, saying that a complete total solar eclipse can be observed in most parts of the country, and that such as astronomical prosperity has been rare in decades. Some experts have come out to refute the rumors, saying that this is not a sign of the end of the world, but just a normal earth-moon orbit problem. Li Guo is really boring when she hears it.

"The New Year will be coming tomorrow." Li Guo crossed her legs and chatted with the baked oranges that were so hard to swallow, saying: "Do you have any New Year messages to tell me?"

"No." The sound of a disabled and smart man sounded quite disappointed: "You won't take me to chop people."

"How could you be so perverted?" Li Guo spat at the disabled Zhijian and said, "I'm still chopping people, what are you thinking in your mind?"

The sword blade, which was disabled and strong, sometimes spitted out golden light, and sometimes disappeared completely, which obviously seemed inexplicably boring.

"I was wondering when I could become a complete sword again, my friend." The scattered Zhijian sighed deeply: "That day I had a dream, dreaming that I became a handsome guy, and then licking the girl out of the sheath... I feel so perverted myself."

Li Guo was silent for a moment, and was really confused by the thunder of his body: "Why is it licking..."

"Because...because..." His body was disabled and hesitant, and finally he seemed to have made up his mind: "Because I am an incomplete male lust!"

I lost to you... Li Guo silently stuffed his body and Zhijian, who was singing a sad tune, under the sofa cushion. Then she began to fiddle with her new phone.

But after playing for a while, the phone suddenly rang again. Looking at the unfamiliar number, Li Guo was stunned for a moment before picking up the phone: "Is it Li Guo?"

"Yes..." Li Guo became more and more strange. The phone was a girl's voice, and it was definitely not any of the voices he was familiar with: "Are you?"

"Wenwen, high school classmate." The voice over there was a delicate voice: "We are going to have a class reunion on the second day of the Lunar New Year. We haven't been together for many years... This year, everyone is here, you must come. It's best to bring your other half with you."

Li Guo was stunned and turned his head to look at his partner's partner... It seemed a bit inappropriate if he brought him there... This kind of class reunion, especially the class reunion that could take his other half, was the one that Li Guo hated the most. In order to show that he was capable, rich and beautiful than others, those people were simply doing everything they could. If they wanted to bring a bird spirit or Mo Chou, it was probably half of them who died, and if they brought the landlord sister, the enemy would be destroyed... Amber, 80% would not pay attention to Li Guo. After a long circle, it would be Sister Xue, but Sister Xue is now more than 40 meters away, so taking it over can make the floor praise.

It's really difficult...

"Hey? Why don't you talk?" The slutty little class girl who claimed to be Wenwen and in high school smiled cleverly on the other end of the phone: "It doesn't matter if you don't have a partner. Remember to come. I'll send the address to your phone. Remember to bring the money to make up for the money. There should be hundreds of dollars? If not, I can give you it for you."

Li Guo smiled: "Thank you..."

After hanging up the phone, Li Guo began to feel a little depressed. He was somewhat vain. Under this situation, he seemed to be able to take care of himself...

"You don't think about it. You are a damn dam." The voice of a disabled man suddenly came out from under the sofa cushion: "I refuse to go to any place full of ambiguous emotions with you. I am a person with a girlfriend."

Li Guo's face was numbed by him: "How can you know what I'm thinking?"

"You haven't cut off your mental contact with me since the beginning, okay? Friend... I also know that you liked the girl who called me just now." The disabled and firm voice was humble: "Young man, don't refuse to recall the ridiculous things when you were young. That's your precious wealth in life...what are you going to do?"

Li Guo had a dark face and was soaked in the water tank of the toilet directly.

"You are so inhumane, friend." The disabled Zhijian shouted in the toilet: "You are escaping from reality! You coward! You masturbation master, pornographic little king, perverted young. I curse you!"

Li Guo smiled and said, "Besides, I will soak you in the toilet."

"Okay, you won this time." The disabled Zhi sighed firmly: "Who told us to be friends? As friends, I want to remind you that the young man does not know the preciousness, so when he is old, he is crying."

Li Guo's face became darker and she covered the water tank cover steadily: "You can reflect on it here for a while."

"Don't... don't leave me alone. I'm afraid of the cold, I'm afraid of the dark... I'm afraid of loneliness." The disabled Zhijian protested loudly, his voice crying and complaining: "It's so cold, it's in your water tank all winter. are you my snowman, I'm waiting in a daze..."

After closing the toilet door, Li Guo suddenly felt that the world suddenly became pure...
To be continued...