Chapter 163: Sweet Private Turtle... (Part 1)

Li Guo and his children lined up on the roadside less than twenty meters away from the Li family's house, watching the divine dog Xiaotian and Daiyu scratching each other.

Bored.

The chatty genius and Mo Chou, who occasionally like to talk, were getting together with Mo Chou's mobile phone to study how to access the Internet. The landlord's sister, who is a strange woman in the world of slutty and Li Guo, was lowering her head and cutting a piece of wood she picked up.

The kindergarten double evil spirits were talking about some topics that Li Guo couldn't understand at all, and it seemed to be kept secret. Xiaokui looked up from time to time to see if anyone was eavesdropping around her. When she found that Li Guo or someone else was a little closer, she would hit the ground with her fist. One punch was a pit, which was many times more powerful than an inflatable drill.

On the contrary, Amber, who had just arrived, was studying Li Guo with interest, poking him from time to time, and then asking Li Guo if there was anything he didn't adapt to.

This made Li Guo really uncomfortable. After all, he was usually invaded by the linguistic linguistic, but now he was directly touched by a black cat, which made Li Guoqing feel so sorry for him.

As for why Li Guo knew that this amber was a black cat... it was because Li Guo just gave her a piece of cake. After eating it, she felt very happy, and then exposed her ears and tail without authorization. The tail was almost the same as Daiyu's shape after eating the fish. Li Guo had raised a cat, so he knew that this meant that the cat was in a good mood.

"Do you know that your Li family actually has a curse?" Amber seemed to not take anyone other than Li Guo seriously at all, but just rubbed Li Guo alone: ​​"That is, ordinary female guards will fall in love with their master's son, and will never forget it for many years."

Toriko Jing was shocked on the spot and covered her ears: "Stop talking!"

Li Guo looked at the suddenly psychotropic bird in surprise: "You are not a vigilant beast, what are you afraid of..."

"Dear mother." Touzi Jing grabbed his hair in a mess: "My mother, yes, you didn't see my mother looking at your father... I can't bear it anymore, my bones are almost slimming. My father doesn't mind at all. I want him, so I've lifted up my sleeves and started to fuck."

Li Guo was said to be quite embarrassing... But this is the truth and cannot be changed.

"It's like this, it's the curse effect." Although Amber looks wild, she is surprisingly in her speech with a female attitude of an intellectual: "So after Li Guo and I signed the talisman, my mother took me to Brazil to avoid this vicious circle."

Li Guo looked up and down at the cat-eared lady Amber: "Have you succeeded?"

"Yeah." Amber smiled like a cat, then took Li Guo's arm and rubbed her face on it: "It was only a little bit big at that time, but now you are so big."

Li Guo was shocked and wanted to pull his hand out of her, but it was fruitless. At this time, Daiyu, the old cat who had just defeated the divine dog Xiaotian, suddenly rushed from the ground to Li Guo's shoulder, staring at Amber with fierce eyes and meowing.

"Go away!" Amber actually put on the same expression as Daiyu. That furry expression is not something that ordinary people can do: "Ugly."

As soon as she finished speaking, the old cat Daiyu's claws suddenly stretched out, and she knew that she had scratched Amber's front face without saying a word. When the old cat Daiyu saw that the blow succeeded, she ran away without saying a word...

Amber was just a little stunned, then suddenly screamed like a cat, and rushed out in a hurry. Before her feet touched the ground, her whole body suddenly shrank and turned into a big cat with snow-white body with only black ears and tail. She chased Lihua Daiyu and killed her...

Where Daiyu can drill, she can drill too. Daiyu can climb trees, she can climb trees... To put it bluntly, this is like a struggle between two cats...

"My husband." Mo Chou raised his eyes and looked at the two cats crawling in the grass: "How boring is this."

Li Guo shrugged: "Have you ever raised a cat? Cats are like this... When you are in a good mood, you can act coquettishly with you in two or three minutes. As long as you are in a bad mood, you can leave as soon as you say it."

Touzijin nodded seriously: "That's right, it's better to raise birds."

"You can eat eggs with birds." Li Guo continued casually, but as soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt that he seemed... maybe... maybe he said the wrong thing...

Sure enough, the Touzi Jing burned on the spot. She turned and jumped beautifully, jumped behind Li Guo, her arm was directly locked on Li Guo's neck, and strangled his neck desperately: "Let you eat eggs and let you eat eggs! Say! Is it still going to eat!"

After Li Guo was fucked like this, she could not speak. So she fell into a vicious cycle. Seeing that Li Guo didn't speak, she was not light or heavy, so she was using her strength more and more...

Of course, Li Guo didn't even kill him, and the bird spirit had no choice. Once the absolute defense was opened, she would pull it...

At this time, a pair of small hands suddenly pinched the waist of the Touzi Jing, and then Xiao Kui's voice was measured: "You can't bully him!"

The Birdzi Jing turned green on the spot... It's easy for others to say, but this guy is not a joke. This Birdzi Jing can still be clear. As long as you are impulsive... then you will be crushed by this giant turtle.

"I surrender, can I surrender?" Toriko-jin raised his hands obediently: "Can I let me go, sister."

Li Guo smiled very happily. The number of times the Birdzi Gen suffered was a handful of times. No one here, including Mo Chou and himself, had never suffered the Birdzi Gen. Only Xiao Kui, since her appearance, has always been the nemesis of Birdzi Gen. After all, Birdzi Gen's nonsense is tangled with girls like her, and it does not work at all. Moreover... she can also pinch people.

Seeing the surrender of the Touzi Spirit, Xiaokui smiled with satisfaction and let go of the Touzi Spirit. Then she walked to Li Guo and waved timidly at Li Guo: "Come..."

Li Guo looked around and found that she was indeed calling herself, so she followed Xiao Kui's butt to the autonomous region divided by the Shuangsha of the kindergarten. Xiaoxin was squatting on the ground and drawing something with a wooden stick, and her whole body was filled.

"What are you doing?" Li Guo squatted beside Xiaoxin's girl, looking at the strange patterns on the ground: "Are you studying another world?"

The girl Xiaoxin raised her eyelids and looked at Li Guo, then stood up and pointed to the pattern on the ground: "This is the national flag I designed. This is dad, this is mom, this is me."

After her explanation, Li Guo could see clearly that she actually painted a family portrait in her ugly box... And she said, what is this thing? The national flag?

"What?" Li Guo buckled his ears: "What is this?"

"National Flag!" Xiaoxin girl inserted her waist and looked like she was guiding the country. Then she used the wooden stick in her hand to compete in the sky in the vast grassland behind Li Guo's house: "My little sister and I have decided to establish our own country here! After the New Year, I will take another little sister here. I want to be the queen. Dad, will I give you the Grand Marshal?"

Li Guo rolled her eyes and looked... This grassland is an integral part of the People's Republic of China. Xiaoxin girl is afraid that she is not going to make an independent cause...

And...who is the other little girl?

Li Guo thought for a while and slapped her head: "Little poisonous man Lingsha..."

"What do she want to be?" Li Guo pinched Xiao Kui's face with an IQ of 11 or 2, but her IQ was less than six: "Prime Minister?"

The girl Xiaoxin shook her head, her eyes showing seriousness and seriousness: "No, she can't be the prime minister, I'm going to let her be the general of the country protecting the country!"

Li Guo picked up Xiaoxin's sister and kissed her hatefully: "Okay! Let's listen to you!"

"Really?" The girl Shin-shin's eyes emitted an extremely flashing and excited light: "Then dad, can you give it a name?"

Li Guo opened her mouth, but didn't say anything... He is already stupid enough to cooperate with Xiaoxin's girl. If he named his open space, this kind of thing would not seem like a normal adult could do. This might be laughed at by Toriko for a month... and even a few nicknames would be added.

Xiaokui walked forward and squatted beside Li Guo. She subconsciously held Li Guo's hand, then turned her head to look at Li Guo: "You...you...you..."

Li Guo was stunned and looked at Xiaokui curiously. Xiaokui was actually very afraid of being angry, especially in human form. Although she was cowardly and crying, she was extremely curious. She also had a strange characteristic. She would blush no matter who she talked to during the day, but at night, she would blush and stutter...

This made Li Guo rarely communicate with Xiao Kui, and only let her hang out with Xiao Xin girl all day long, trying to get Xiao Xin girl to train the shy Aoi to be easily trained.

But in fact, Aoi seems to be so naturally. No matter when she talks to Li Guo, she will blush. Moreover, Li Guo found that her IQ seemed to be fluctuating, sometimes like a ignorant girl of twelve or thirteen years old, and sometimes she would call Xiaoxin's sister.

This kind of fluctuation, it is said that Guo Dad said that Xiao Kui has not yet fully formed. It originally took at least ten years to ten years, but now that this ten years are missing, everything is normal, but it is not very stable...

But today Xiaokui will call Li Guo on her own initiative, so she must have something to say, or if she wants Li Guo to help her if she has something to do.

"Xiaoxin, can you play with your mother for a while?" Li Guo touched Xiaoxin's head: "You don't dare to speak here, Xiaokui."

Shin Shin's eyes rolled around twice: "Then you can't take the opportunity to take advantage of her. If you want to take advantage of me, just take advantage of me!"

Li Guo blew up the forehead of Xiaoxin twice speechlessly: "Come over here!"

The girl Xiaoxin ran away happily, and then Li Guo glanced at the two cats that had now crawled on the roof, and then took Xiao Kui to the grass away from the crowd: "Can you tell me now?"

Xiao Kui nodded, then squatted down, untied the red rope anklet on her leg, and handed it to Li Guo: "Hold it."

After Li Guo helped Xiao Kui hold the anklet, she opened her schoolbag again and looked at Li Guo with embarrassment: "I...I have something to give to you."

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, stretched her head and looked into her schoolbag, and found that it was full of jelly, bubble gum, potato chips and chocolate...

Li Guo doesn't want these... He doesn't eat much snacks, and he is ordered to lose weight by Touzi Jing...

However, after taking a long time, Xiaokui took out a small black bead from a bunch of snacks: "Eat..."

Li Guo took the beads and put them under her nose to smell them. She found that there was only a faint smell of water. He frowned: "What's this?"

"Eat... I won't hate you after eating Xiaokui." Xiaokui's expression was still so innocent, but Li Guo suddenly saw a hint of cunning...

Li Guo's brain began to spin rapidly again in an instant... Then dozens of possibilities took shape in his mind, and then the most likely possibility suddenly appeared on the paper...

Li Guo felt that if he ate this strange thing, his body would start to grow scales, and then an extra shell would appear on his back for no reason, and his hair would slowly fall off. Finally... the skin turned dark green... Then he took the lightsaber of Can Zhijian on his body and became a composite integrated version of the Ninja Turtle and the Jedi Warrior - the Jedi God...

Then there is no need to shout "The Force gives me strength." It is directly shouting "Pizza gives me strength..." Of course, it may also be "Spinach gives me strength"...

So, no matter what, Li Guo could not eat the food given by Xiao Kui, a strange animal, at will, especially the things with this smell. He once read novels, those magic medicines all exuded a refreshing fragrance, but the things that exuded a refreshing fragrance in the real world were Xia Shilin, except for the flower dew water...

Obviously, these things are not edible.

"Eat quickly!" Xiao Kui seemed to have used accent: "Hate..."

"What... what is this for?" Li Guo pinched the ball in his hand and looked at it for a long time: "Dad said, you can't eat strange things casually..."

Li Guo was also helpless. Recently, he spoke more and more younger, and it was all Xiaokui who made trouble...

Xiaokui looked at Li Guo with a red face: "It's the elixir of immortality."

Even Xiaokui started to lie... Li Guo looked at Xiaokui with tears in her eyes.

"Really...really..." Xiao Kui seemed to be a little nervous when Li Guo saw it: "It is definitely not like Aoi's medicine after taking it! Really, I promise!"

Puff... Li Guo was so amazed and crying. He didn't even know why he was so fond of girls. When he was in school, he was not as good as a bullshit. Even the toad girl in the class who was full of acne and threatened that she would rather sit in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle. She didn't care about bicycle men like Li Guo, let alone those slightly handsome ones.

But since Mochou appeared, Li Guo's world has become more and more pink... Now even Xiaokui, hello kitty, is deliberately trying to occupy Li Guo.
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