Chapter 123 Mochou who drank alcohol is the most terrifying.(1/2)
Chapter 123: Mochou is the most terrifying after drinking.
"Hey, I'll say." Li Guo covered her heart-shaped purple block that was bitten out of her, and looked at the bird spirit with aggrieved face: "You are going to kill me."
Touzi Jing was full of resentment and put his white neck in front of Li Guo in anger: "Come on, come on, give it back to you."
"Auntie, where are you angry again, right?" Li Guo thought about it, but still didn't bite her mouth: "Can you stop treating me as a punching bag?"
Toriko Jing didn't say anything, but took off all her coat and pants, sat on the dining table, threw the bowl and banged, and pointed at Li Guo at the kitchen: "Super rice!"
"I serve it, I serve it." Li Guo wiltedly filled a large bowl of Bizi Jing with a soup bowl, enough rice to feed the pigs, and put it in front of Bizi Jing: "Eat it."
"Feed me!" Touzi Jing picked up a spoon and stuffed it in front of Li Guo: "I want to drink soup!"
Li Guo was stunned and thought to herself that you are getting more and more excessive.
So he inserted the spoon into the rice: "If you like it, don't you."
"Oh!" The Touzi Jing leaned into Li Guo's face, grew up and said vaguely: "It's okay to use your mouth to feed you. It's a bargain."
"Go and go!" Li Guo picked up a spoonful of rice and stuffed it into Touzi Jing's mouth: "What's the stimulation you have?"
Toriko said with a tingling mouth: "I said I don't eat KFC, but my parents insisted on taking Xiaoxin to eat it. How could he be so biased? I am their daughter, and these two old guys are birds, and they actually eat chicken wings with relish. They also have to ask for the Orleans sweet wine roasted chicken legs. Isn't this absurd?"
Li Guo coughed twice: "It's Irish sweet wine roasted chicken legs. Are you just getting angry about this?"
"Yes." Toriko's hair was almost exploded: "Isn't this annoying enough?"
Sister Xue smiled and pushed Li Guo with her arm: "She is jealous."
"Eat my daughter's jealous." The landlord sister also poured a cup of cold water: "Li Guo's daughter and I."
"No need to emphasize this..." Li Guo said, blocking her head with a bowl and pretending to eat: "Then you come back and bite me? This is the pervert..."
"I don't care!" The bird spirit bit the wooden spoon and pointed at Li Guo: "I want to give birth to one too!"
"Don't make trouble, okay..." Li Guo had an idea. Thinking that among so many people, the bird spirit liked the most, he decisively touched out the five poison beads that shone with the starlight in his pocket: "I'll let you play with this, stop making trouble."
When the bird spirit saw it, her eyes suddenly shone. She grabbed the Five Poison Beads and held them in the palm of her hand. Her eyes were all cross-eyed. After watching for a long time, her expression suddenly recovered completely. She put the Five Poison Beads in her pocket with great calmness, then picked up the chopsticks and started picking up food and eating.
"Eat, eat." Touzijin called the people around him: "Don't just look at me, I'll use my chopsticks."
As she said that, she accompanied the meal with vegetable soup and started to eat, as if she was anxious to go to play the game console.
"Look." Li Guo shrugged helplessly: "I have to take the right medicine."
Sister Xue raised her eyebrows and smiled cleverly: "Brother, how do you know this way can calm the bird?"
Li Guo took a look at the things outside the window and turned a blind eye to the bird spirit who was only concerned about eating: "Every woman who likes to bite people... was an angel with wings in her previous life. As long as she gave her some sweetness, she could take her wings back..."
The landlord sister and Xue immediately showed a clear expression. Almost at the same time, Toriko Jing put the bowl and said, "I'm done."
After saying that, Toriko stood up, jumped into his room with the Five Poison Beads, and then there was a crackling sound of locking the door, and then there was silence.
"Actually... a shitty angel." Li Guo smiled bitterly: "I remember learning when I was a child, saying that most birds have natural fanaticism about glittering things..."
After the three of them finished their meal slowly, the Touzi Jing had enough of the Five Poison Beads, walked out of the room, and sat down next to Li Guo: "Mine."
Li Guo nodded indifferently: "I originally planned to give it to you. What time will the plane you booked tomorrow?"
"It's over 8 o'clock in the morning, it's about two hours on the way." As he said that, the bird's spirit suddenly lay on Li Guo's thigh and cried: "I don't want to stay here alone for the New Year..."
Li Guo grabbed her ear and picked her up: "How many times have you said it, you have to spend the New Year with your parents? Why are you so ignorant?"
"Is it that I am ignorant or they are ignorant?" Toriko started to count: "One hundred and seventeen years old. Just count it, I was only six years old, six years old! They abandoned a six-year-old girl."
"How do you calculate your age?" Li Guo touched her head: "Your mother looks like she doesn't look like you. Don't lie to me now."
Toriko-jin pouted: "It would be quite rude to ask this. But since you asked sincerely, I will tell you with great mercy."
"Thank you, Lord Long's eun..." Li Guo bounced the forehead of the Touzi Gen: "Hurry up."
"Actually, birds like me have no lifespan at all." The birds shrugged helplessly: "As soon as I was born, I'm like an ordinary bird... have you eaten feather eggs..."
"Don't talk about such a disgusting topic." Li Guo interrupted Toriko's words: "Continue..."
"Then when I was three years old, I began to turn into a human form, and then when I was six years old." Toriko's expression turned dark: "When I was six years old, I could have a baby... even if I was an adult. I'll just say that since I was six years old, I'm like this now... and then I'll have a long life in the future. I don't know how long it is. But I know that once a man fucks me, my life span will instantly be synchronized with that bastard. In other words, my best thing is to find a man of the same race."
After saying that, Toriko shrugged: "But I don't know who is the setting that cheated my father. Now, there is no male golden-winged big roll except my father... there is a mother... my mother and I. Do you think this setting cheated my father?"
Li Guo immediately understood why the bird spirit has never been involved in a man for so many years. He once fell in love, but he still hid far away before he fell in love deeply.
This thing... needs to be exchanged for endless life. Moreover, the bird spirit held the life that the person who had no, but repeatedly emphasized that he was looking for eternity. If Li Guo touched it with a literary mindset, he felt that the bird spirit was not actually looking for eternity, but finding someone who could love forever.
A woman I can't afford to love... Li Guo smiled. He suddenly realized that the Niaozijing is really a woman I can't afford to love. Once she is in love with such a woman, she will give you everything, and even the "eternal life" that many people have always dreamed of.
Toriko's words made everyone in the room silent at the same time. After she finished speaking, she suddenly received a text message. She only glanced at it and threw her phone on the sofa: "I'll ask me to pick it up after I finished eating... Are there any parents like this? It's true."
As he said that, although Toriko Jing was impatient, he still stood up and walked to the door: "Let's talk about it when I come back tonight. I'll take you on the plane tomorrow."
Li Guo sent her to the door and said to her before leaving: "Don't worry, maybe you will find it right away. It's hard to say the fate."
Toriko Min raised her signature eyebrows: "Are you looking forward to it?"
Li Guo was stunned: "What am I looking forward to?"
"Vision. Naked vanity." Touko-jin pointed at Li Guo's nose with his finger: "You are on the shortlist, but you may be out of order at any time."
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and laughed, and asked the Touzi Jing, whose figure had disappeared at the corner of the corridor: "How many people are there on your list."
"You are the only one for the time being." Toriko's voice was indescribable: "Replenish at any time."
Li Guo smiled helplessly. After closing the door, she walked to the cafeteria to help Sister Xue and Sister Li Kexin clean up the table, and said with a smile: "The bird is actually quite unrestrained."
Sister Xue squinted her eyes and smiled: "Brother, let's have a good time!"
Li Guo: "..."
After washing the dishes and putting the table, Li Guo subconsciously looked at the watch and found that it was almost two o'clock. He was stunned for a moment, turned his head and asked Sister Kexin, who was humming a song and wiping the cabinet: "Where is Mochou, why haven't you come back yet?"
"Ah..." Sister Ke Xin was suddenly stunned: "It seems that it's a little too long."
Li Guo was shocked, said hello and ran out of the door.
Almost lightning along the way, I kept saying, "Don't drink..."
When he arrived at the restaurant, he saw a group of waiters and a man in a suit standing at the door, looking anxiously inside.
He felt a slap in his heart and walked quickly towards the gate.
"What are you looking at?" Li Guo pressed the shoulder of a waiter at the outermost edge of the crowd. He stretched his head to look inside, but was blocked by the crowd so that he could not see anything.
The waiter turned his head and looked at Li Guo with a sad look on his face: "At noon, there were more than a dozen beautiful women... At that time, we all said we were lucky. But after ordering the dishes and serving wine, the beautiful girls suddenly said they wanted to book a venue. The two leaders also said that they were consulting on what sect... and drove us out. They would poke the people with chopsticks when they entered. If it weren't for the manager, we would have called the police."
Li Guo was immediately amazed and crying. He really couldn't figure out what Mo Chou was doing, so he walked to the man who looked like a manager and smiled politely: "Hello... the one who took the lead in it is my fiancée."
"Dear mother..." The manager turned his head and looked at Li Guo in surprise: "How many miscellaneous women are there in Neng?"
Li Guo exclaimed: "What?"
The manager coughed: "How many fiancées do you have... If I hadn't seen them beautiful, I would have called 110 long ago."
Li Guo apologized repeatedly, then took out a bank card from her pocket: "I'll compensate for the loss."
"It's fine." The manager was very pleased: "The boss said they were making enough trouble."
"boss?"
Li Guo was stunned. Just when he was about to ask the boss if he was a Toriko Spirit, the window of a Jiangling Lu Feng next to him suddenly opened, revealing the red face of Li Guo's full-time male secretary: "It's me..."
Li Guo walked up and handed Honghong a cigarette: "Why are you here?"
"President." Honghong lowered her voice and greeted Li Guo: "I just had dinner, and then I heard Huajiao call me and say someone in the restaurant is causing trouble. I rushed over to take a look. When I saw this... I can't care. Shangfeng has given me all the information about the people around you. This is your fiancée."
Li Guo shook her head and handed the card to Honghong: "The loss is mine, and the company is not my company. I'll go in and take a look."
"Be careful..." Honghong opened the car door, followed Li Guo to push the crowd away and came to the door, then picked up a small chair and threw it inside. As soon as the chair flew in, the chopsticks shot out from somewhere, and directly nailed a good chair into a mace. It was a terrible sight when it landed on the ground.
"I..." Li Guo didn't say anything for a long time. He saw that this was Mo Chou's work.
What is this little baby playing?
Li Guo sighed, turned around and looked at the people who were marching: "I'd better deal with it... Otherwise, it would be a bloody incident. There are martial arts masters inside..."
According to the theory of psychology, if Li Guo doesn't say it directly, the city will be full of storms tomorrow. The spreading speed of such fun things has always been far higher than the spreading speed of doing good deeds for bravery. But when Li Guo mentioned martial arts masters casually, everyone put their own guesses into martial arts masters. The influence during communication was directly reduced by more than 90%. Although it may be reduced by 80%, it is useful at least.
Although Li Guo is not a psychology major, he is knowledgeable and talented after all.
After saying that, the onlookers outside took a step back together, and Li Guo also breathed a sigh of relief, closed her eyes, and walked in with a pair of chopsticks in her hand.
The reason he had to close his eyes was because after all, Mochou's methods were not easily handled by Li Guo. Not to mention chopsticks, even a piece of rag was placed on Mochou's hand, he could take the head-level magic weapon thousands of miles away. So Li Guo had to close his eyes and let him practice it with Uncle Shuhun, but he had never used the most awesome perception skill - mental power fluctuation perception, to feel the mental power attached to the chopsticks.
The most awesome skill was the first time he appeared, but he actually dealt with his child bride. Li Guo was really moved.
However, what disappointed Li Guo was that after he walked in, none of the chopsticks ejaculated. Instead, several women walked out of the private room, plunged into the bathroom, and followed by a violent sound of vomiting.
Li Guo breathed a sigh of relief, followed the route of the women and got into the private room.
But as soon as he entered, he was immediately stunned by the scene inside.
Sister Jianxian was standing on the stool with one foot and on the dining table with one foot. She put her hands on the hips and held a chopstick in the other hand while pointing at the person below while talking loudly.
"Have you forgotten all the morals of the heroes?" Mo Chou's face was flushed and his eyes were turbid. He seemed to have drunk wine at first glance, but he didn't seem to drink much: "Since you hold a sword, you should be to help the weak and help the poor."
As soon as she finished speaking, the people from the radish sects of the fairy gates around her suddenly raised their glasses and shouted: "Ritter the rich and help the poor!"
To be continued...