Chapter 52
Liu Jun stared at the scarlet eyes tightly at them, with blood emitting from behind his butt, and was stunned for a long time.
"Fatty, do you have any misunderstandings about what I said?" Liu Jun slowly turned his head to look at the fat man.
Liu Jun looked at the wild boar below and had no intention of leaving at all. No way, they all sat down and delayed the time. I hope that when will the wild boar be idle enough, I will leave.
After sitting for a while, I was tired and lying on the rock, stumping our generation of ghost-catching masters to die in the mouth of a wild boar. This ancestor has invented so many Taoist techniques, but none of them can beat a wild boar?
Think about the means you can use. The Five Thunder Talisman is not good. This thing is okay to slash ghosts, but it does not harm much to living creatures. Lihuo Talisman? Roasted suckling pig? It is not okay. Once the Lihuo Talisman is thrown, the wild boar is not stupid, just run out of the range. And it seems that the wild boar's IQ may be higher than the fat man.
Liu Jun stood up and looked at the wild boar. The wild boar didn't seem to be a patient pig. He also got up and kept spinning around, probably a little bit about leaving.
"Brother Liu, I want to pee," the fat man also stood up next to Liu Jun and said.
"Then pee, why do I have to find a toilet for you?" Liu Jun said angrily.
Then, Liu Jun stared at the fat man slowly moving down the rock. Just as Liu Jun was thinking about when this guy was going to do, the fat man took off his pants like lightning and started peeing at the wild boar. Seeing the fat man urinating it with his urine, the wild boar was furious and had no intention of leaving. He kept pulling under the rock and rushing up to tear the guy apart.
He asked hello and danced the swan dance in his mind. What kind of magical operation is this? The spy sent by the enemy?
Liu Jun took a deep breath: "Fatty, go back and go to the underworld with me."
"What's wrong? Brother Liu, why are you going to the underworld?" The fat man turned his head and looked puzzled.
"Go to the underworld to check the life and death book. I want to see if I killed you in your previous life. You cheated me so much in this life. Then the wild boar wants to leave, why are you doing it if you sniff it!" Liu Jun said angrily.
"I don't think about whether it used to mock us." The fat man said softer and softer, as if he knew he was cheating again.
"Forget it, I'll try to kill me. It's going to rain this day, so I'm just waiting to die." Liu Jun rubbed his face and looked at the dark clouds.
Liu Jun thought for a long time and now he could have a way to deal with this wild boar, so he only had to ask for magic skills. The only benefit of asking for magic skills is that anyone with some Taoism can use it, such as many witches and talismans who like to use this. But one thing is, why do orthodox Taoist disciples not like to use this? Because you don’t have enough Taoism, you can’t guarantee what you are like to use.
If you are a senior or awesome person who invites the immortal world, then nothing is wrong, at most the sequelae are more serious. If you are a historical celebrity, you will basically be stable. If you invite a demon, if you don’t have enough Taoism, you can’t expel it, then congratulations, your body has changed hands.
There were people who were asked for magical skills in the past, and they were also a bit particularly positive. They asked for magical catching little zombies, but the result was the clone of Erlang Zhenjun. He killed the zombies with one move. When he left, the price paid by the little Taoist priest was that he had matured for twenty years. If there were only twenty years left to live, he would pay homage.
Just when Liu Jun wanted to invite the gods, the fat man quietly approached the wild boar with a hunting rifle. With a "bang", the wild boar shook his head and failed to hit the eye. With a roar, the wild boar jumped up. The fat man ran back in panic, but accidentally stepped on his urine. Not only did he fall and slip, he also wiped his urine clean.
When Liu Jun saw this scene, his head hurt. His brother, no matter how stupid he is, he can't feed the wild boar, so he quickly went to pull the fat man. As a result, he overestimated himself and underestimated the fat man's weight. He took Liu Jun and slid down. Brother Lin woke up and saw this scene, hurried over to pull Liu Jun, but the three of them slid down.
Because the fat man slipped down first, the wild boar also had the greatest hatred for the fat man. His two fangs directly inserted two holes into the fat man's butt, and the fat man screamed in pain. When the wild boar was about to attack the fat man for the second time.
Liu Jun gritted his teeth, took out a talisman for invitation, and pasted it on himself. Sister, I will fight for it, it depends on the fate of death or life.
"Heaven and earth are united with me, I am united with heaven and earth, gods and men come to me, I go to gods and men. Now I meet evil demons, I invite Shangqing, and celebrities from all generations to come to me to help me."
A mysterious force quickly gathered on Liu Jun's body, and in the blink of an eye it took over his body. Although Liu Jun could not control his body, he obviously felt his muscles bulge and became extremely powerful. The mysterious energy in his hand condensed a huge axe.
"Who is the monster? You dare to be arrogant in front of my Left Guard General!" Liu Jun made a rough voice, not his voice at all. But he was relieved, his idea was quite right, and it was obvious that the person who was above was a famous historical general, not other ghosts and gods.
The wild boar should have felt the huge threat of life, gave up on the fat man, slowly retreated, as if he wanted to run. But the fierce general finally got on his body once, how could he let it run away? He jumped up and shouted loudly: "Eat me an axe"
The giant axe in his hand suddenly swung down. The wild boar wanted to avoid it. He didn't expect that the axe was too fast and too big, so he was directly chopped off his head.
Feeling the giant axe in his hand disappearing, and the mysterious power slowly disappeared. Liu Jun slowly recovered his control of his body. He was about to turn around and see how the fat man was hurt. Suddenly, he saw a ghost next to him looking at him with a depressed look on his face, as if a thread was tied to Liu Jun.
The ghost saw Liu Jun looking at him, and his figure gradually became clear. He had thick eyebrows and big eyes, ugly appearance, and a big beard, and his voice was thick and thick.
"Little guy, I seem to be unable to live without you" ("Some" means "I" in a certain era)
Liu Jun was in a bad mood. He seemed to be the famous general who had just joined him, but what was the operation of robbing a civilian man with this person?
"Well, thank you for your help just now. When I go back, I will definitely burn a few beauties for you. You can let me go. I don't like men, and I don't like male ghosts," Liu Jun begged. This ghost's Taoism has been at least a thousand years old and can't afford to offend him.
"Why is your mind so dirty? It means that there is something in your body that holds me and cannot leave, so you can only stay in your body for the time being."
Liu Jun looked confused, and he looked confused. Why did he ask a god to keep his upper body in his body? What is my body?
"Do you know what's in my body?" Liu Jun asked.
"If someone knew, how could he be trapped? If he broke free, he would be "the ghost said angrily, as if he was very depressed.
Yes, if I was originally a thousand-year-old ghost who was wandering around, I was suddenly imprisoned. I don’t know when the imprisonment will be lifted, and I am also depressed.
Liu Jun was thinking, and Ghost Shadow looked at him without saying a word for a long time and flew back into his body. Liu Jun looked at himself, and he was also very worried. After thinking for a while, he stopped thinking. Anyway, Ghost Shadow Brother had no malice.
Suddenly a big head was stretched out from his chest, which was Ghost Shadow's head, and his mouth opened and closed: "Since someone has lived in your body first, you have to know who someone is. He is Cheng Yaojin, the founding general of the Tang Dynasty." Ghost Shadow shrank back after saying that.
Liu Jun looked at the scene in front of him and was extremely terrifying. If another Taoist priest was there, he would have a head on his chest and would not kill him to eliminate demons and act on the way for heaven.
Chapter completed!