Chapter 1289 1289 [Work hard! 】(1/2)
In the dream, Shi Zhijian returned to Hong Kong, and his elder sister Shi Yufeng, his three wives Bertie, Nie Yongqin and Su Youwei went out to greet him.
The little black dog raised in the tenement building also rushed over, jumped into Shi Zhijian's arms, stuck out its tongue and licked Shi Zhijian's face.
Shi Zhijian pushed it away, and it came over again and continued to lick it with his tongue. It was numb and cold!
"Uh, shouldn't a dog's tongue be hot?" Shi Zhijian was stunned for a moment, then woke up from his dream, only to find something crawling on his face——
Shi Zhijian grabbed it with his hand and screamed: "Snake!"
It turned out that the thing crawling on Shi Zhijian's face and squirming back and forth was actually a small green snake.
The little green snake was thrown out by Shi Zhijian and hid in a flash.
Tang Long was also awakened by Shi Zhijian, "Snake, where is the snake?" If he hadn't been half disabled, he would have jumped up in fright.
Even if he is a famous boxing champion, he is still afraid of some things in the weakest part of human nature. For example, some people are afraid of snakes, dogs, rats, and even frogs.
"What's the ghost's name?" Axiang's voice came, and soon she ducked in. The little green snake ran out, crawled onto her body, climbed along her legs, onto her arms and then to her wrists...
"My little darling, it turns out you came here!" A Xiang glanced at the little green snake and smiled kindly.
Shi Zhijian looked stupid and said, "Hey, you think you are a white lady, and you want to accept a green snake as your little sister?"
A Xiang then looked at Shi Zhijian and sneered: "A grown man is actually afraid of a snake - and besides, I told you not to mess around when you sleep. I have drawn a circle for you. What are you doing here blindly?"
Only then did Shi Zhijian realize that he had rolled from the floor to outside the golden circle.
"Fortunately, it was Xiao Qing who showed up. If there were other poisonous insects, snakes and ants, you might be dead, and I would have to collect your bodies for you."
Shi Zhijian felt a chill and hurriedly hid in the circle made of gold powder, "You have a lot of those things here?"
"What do you think? My grandfather is a shaman, a Thai magician. He keeps some poisonous snakes, centipedes, toads, scorpions, geckos and the like. It's normal!"
"What a ghost!" Shi Zhijian almost cursed. Ever since he became rich, he has never suffered such a hardship, let alone living with a group of poisonous creatures. They are not allowed to hide in that corner.
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"Don't be afraid, as long as you stay in the circle I drew and don't move around, nothing will happen to you!"
"What should we do when we go to the toilet?" Shi Zhijian said, "Don't those babies you raise avoid automatically?"
"Well - it depends on your luck!" Ah Xiang shrugged and played with the little green snake and said, "It's already dawn. Let me go to the pawn shop first to see how much your watch is worth." After saying that, he turned around and
Leaving the place where Shi Zhijian and the others lived.
Shi Zhijian wanted to curse, but he felt that a grown man and a little girl were a bit narrow-minded.
At this time, Tang Long, who was lying on the stretcher, suddenly said: "That's what I said..."
Shi Zhijian looked at him.
Tang Long said a little embarrassedly: "I asked you if you could help me..."
"What to do?"
"I want to...pee!"
"Huh?" Shi Zhijian was stunned for a moment, "Can't you just bear it?"
"I can't help it anymore. Sorry!"
"Hold on!"
Shi Zhijian took a look inside the room and saw that there was no chamber pot or anything like that. There was only an earthen jar in the corner, and he didn't know what it was used for.
Shi Zhijian walked over and picked up the earthen pot and took a look. It was dark like some black rice and had a rancid smell, so he tipped the earthen pot upside down!
Wow!
Those black rice flow out!
At the same time, a big scorpion also crawled out of it!
"Fuck you!" Shi Zhijian shook his hand, threw away the jar and hid in the circle.
Tang Long was even more frightened when he looked at the big scorpion with its fangs and claws. If Shi Zhijian hadn't shaken the scorpion out, if he had stuffed the earthen pot into the bed...
So dangerous!
Shi Zhijian saw that the scorpion was arrogantly facing them and refused to leave, so he didn't care much and hurriedly grabbed the leather shoes beside the bed and plucked up the courage to slap them twice!
Just smash that unlucky scorpion into a pulp!
Tang Long looked at Shi Zhijian.
Shi Zhijian gasped and used his leather shoes to pull at the dead scorpion again. He was relieved when he saw that it made no movement and was obviously bloody and dead.
All monsters and ghosts are nothing but paper tigers in the face of the absolute power of leather shoes!
"Get out! Don't be discovered!" Tang Long said.
Shi Zhijian understood immediately, so he wrapped the dead scorpion in Tang Long's socks and threw it into the river!
When Shi Zhijian turned around, Tang Long was looking at his foot with only one sock left, and asked Shi Zhijian: "Why do you use mine instead of yours?"
Shi Zhijian said: "You can't stand up anyway, maybe you won't be able to use it in your life!"
Tang Long lay on the stretcher and thought for a while. He couldn't help but feel that it made sense. Before he could feel sad, he said to Shi Zhijian: "Please, can you bring that earthen pot first? I can't hold it in anymore..."
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At noon.
Master Ma, the master of Jiangtou, cooked some glutinous rice porridge for lunch. When they saw the glutinous rice, Shi Zhijian and Tang Long looked at each other and thought of the big scorpion hidden in the rice pot. They didn't know if they were feeding the fish at the moment.
"Wow, now that I think about it, I almost forgot to feed my pet Xiaoqiang!" Master Ma slapped his forehead, got up and walked towards the bedroom where Shi Zhijian and the others lived.
Shi Zhijian and Tang Long suddenly felt excited.
As expected——
"Hey, where is my Xiaoqiang? And why is this earthen pot so sexy?"
Master Ma took the earthen pot and walked out with a suspicious look on his face, and came to the dining table.
Shi Zhijian hurriedly moved his body away.
Tang Long couldn't move, so he tried his best to turn his head away.
Master Ma raised his nose and sniffed at the jar: "Weren't you so naughty before?"
Then he looked up at Shi Zhijian and Tang Long: "By the way, you live in that house, have you seen my Xiaoqiang?"
"Xiaoqiang? He looks very handsome just by his name, but he doesn't know what kind of treasure he is?" Shi Zhijian said calmly.
"It's a scorpion, there are many of them!" Master Ma gestured, "It's as big as a fist!"
"Oh, it turns out to be a scorpion as big as a fist..." Shi Zhijian nodded, "Maybe the weather has been hot recently, and Xiaoqiang couldn't stand the heat and wanted to go to the river to take a bath..."
"No way, Xiaoqiang doesn't know how to swim!"
"How is it impossible? There are so many weird things in this world!" Shi Zhijian said, "Besides, your little guy is so big, he is almost a spirit. Not to mention bathing in the river, even if you say he eats fast and chants Buddha's name, I will believe it...
"
Just when Shi Zhijian was talking nonsense, Axiang came back in a boat, jumped off the boat and said: "Grandpa, it's done! That watch is really valuable -"
"It's not valuable, it's very valuable!" Shi Zhijian corrected, "I bought it in the United States for 130,000 US dollars!"
"Uh, 130,000?" Axiang was stunned.
Shi Zhijian looked at her and stood up suddenly: "Don't tell me that you only pawned tens of thousands of dollars!"
"Uh, tens of thousands of dollars?"
"Could it be that--" Shi Zhijian pointed at Ah Xiang, "You didn't even pay tens of thousands?!"
Ah Xiang blushed at the comment and hurriedly argued: "Does anyone know that your broken watch is so valuable? Are you a liar? The pawnshop told me that the maximum price is eight thousand U.S. dollars. Because I know you well, I gave you one thousand dollars more."
The total is nine thousand, plus your one thousand can just cover the medical expenses!"
"Nine thousand? I'm going to give you an extra thousand because I know you well? Are you a fish in water? You don't have a brain?" Shi Zhijian said with a smile, "They are just playing tricks on you and treating you as a scapegoat!"
A girl from Axiang was told this before. She got angry and said, "So what? I'm happy with it! Anyway, what if you don't want the money?"
Shi Zhijian shrugged and said it didn't matter: "Of course! At worst, I can redeem the watch when I make some money! As for you, you will gain wisdom every time you go through it!"
"Ahem, do you want to redeem your watch?" Axiang looked strange.
Shi Zhijian could see clearly and pointed at Axiang's nose: "Don't tell me that what you are doing is a dead-end scam that cannot be redeemed?"
Ah Xiang's chest puffed up and she said confidently: "Of course it's a dead giveaway! Otherwise, why would they give me an extra thousand US dollars?"
Shi Zhijian rolled his eyes and was speechless.
Ah Xiang was still quibbling: "Besides, when it comes to pawning things, you have to haggle over the price. Even if you bought it for 130,000 yuan and you are in urgent need of money now, you still have to sell it even if I give you 3,000 yuan? What do you think I said?
Isn’t that right?”
Shi Zhijian spread his hands: "You are right! Can I call you grandma? You are so capable and good at doing things. When those pawnshops meet you, they really meet grandma, the God of Wealth..."
Master Ma couldn't stand it anymore. Knowing that his granddaughter was at fault, he coughed and changed the topic: "Since you have the medical expenses, then I will help your friend see how the injury is..."
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To be continued...