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"How could this happen..." Wu Chen couldn't help but sweat: "Did he fall down when he turned just now!"
"Your name is Wu Chen?" The strange female voice rang from behind, and Wu Chen jumped up with a wow sound. The props in his hand fell to the ground in a sensation.
"Thank you my brother's blessing, my sister is very safe. But your integrity is still there with me?"
Seeing Wu Chen's face flushed, the woman glanced at the various props printed on the ground with the second-dimensional beauty, and smiled slightly and said, "Do you like role-playing?"
"No, no, no, there is no." After seeing the woman's condition clearly, Wu Chen calmed down a little and tried to ask, "Are you... not drunk?"
"You really want me to be drunk?"
"Yes, no, actually, yes, actually not..." The more he said, he became more and more confused. He glanced at the watch subconsciously, and Wu Chen was immediately discouraged, "It still failed after all."
"Failed?" A tight leather jacket set off the woman's arrogant and domineering demeanor. No wonder so many bone pickers want to steal her.
The powerful aura made Wu Chen, who was already guilty, unable to raise his head. Then he gritted his teeth and said the causes and consequences: "That's right, tomorrow, no, it's today. Today is my birthday..."
"Acquaintance of coming-of-age." The woman said in one sentence.
"I originally thought of it under the overpass, but I was very unwilling to accept it..." Wu Chen sighed. Anyway, he had failed and he was unable to defend himself.
"So I thought of going to bar street to try my luck." The woman in leather finally understood. For her who had also experienced adolescence, she could understand the significance of this 'birthday mission' to Wu Chen.
"Wu Chen, why don't you find a girl and have a natural relationship?"
All I know are girls from the second dimension, okay! Wu Chen just curled his lips, but couldn't help but be stunned: "How did you know me, Wu Chen?"
"What's so strange about this?" Touched the Bluetooth headset on the ears, the woman in the leather spoke in an amazing voice: "I am a god."
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"Hey, what's your expression? Is the God Messenger very strange?"
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"Just because I know you were peeking at a girl taking a bath at the age of 6, started to have nocturnal emission at the age of 9, bought pornographic films at the age of 13, and there were 18 forbidden clip arts under the bed disguised as Dragon Balls." As she said this, the woman couldn't help but curl her lips: "The bitch who hates cartoons the most! Every book in the bookstore is cut like a skylight, how do you look at it?"
He moved the corners of his mouth, but didn't say a word. The secret that was most jealous in his heart was shaking out one by one. What else could he do?
"Are you following me?" After gritting your teeth and thinking for a long time, Wu Chen finally started to fight back.
"Tsk!" The woman in leather dress curled her lips disdainfully: "Little brother, who do you think you are? Could it be that my sister has been aiming at you since you were naked?"
"That's right." Wu Chen scratched his head, and the next moment he opened his mouth wide: "Are you really a messenger?"
"..." The woman patted her forehead covered with black lines, waved her arms at him, "Take it and take it."
Wu Chen took it casually, and it was a plain white paper roll.
"Open." The woman was too lazy to talk to him.
Hearing the sound, he gently looked at it, but the white paper roll gradually became transparent in his hands!
Bar!
Accompanied by splashing saliva, the blooming light immediately condensed familiar Chinese characters on the scroll of paper!
Mission name: "The villain also has spring"
Rating level: S
Time limit: None
Level limit: None
Scarce attribute: Only bound
World characteristics: all attributes
Projected items: All attributes synergies
Mission description: "The spring of the villains is here!"
"Your paper is indeed a little trick." Wu Chen nodded: "Although I am ignorant, I have also heard of the news of curved LCD screens. Your paper is just a little ahead of the curve, don't try to scare me."
"I didn't plan to use it to scare you." The woman in leather snapped her fingers gently, and the Chinese characters disappeared immediately. As the light wandered, she formed a picture on the white paper again.
Looking at the man in formal clothes in the picture, Wu Chen nodded again: "Although I have never seen the world, I also recognize him as Ang Lee. Looking at the scene, this should be the Oscars!"
"Listen." As the woman signaled, the picture began to flow: "Thankyou, movieGod."
Wu Chen's eyes rolled: "Although I haven't read a few books, I know the meaning of this sentence in English."
"My little brother, who is he thanking?"
"..." Wu Chen couldn't laugh, "The God of Movie."
"I've told you a long time ago!" The woman smiled arrogantly and said, "I am the messenger of God."
"That's a polite greeting, okay. It's like saying 'Thank God'." Wu Chen was still vindicating: "Where is the God of Movies..."
"Then do you dare to play a game with your sister?" Since you can't convince yourself with words, then use actions to prove it.
"How to play?" After hearing this, Wu Chen felt a little expectant. In fact, what the woman said was not completely denying, but was skeptical!
"Little brother, sister has a magical movie ticket that can bring people into the movie world. Do you dare to accept it?"
"What will happen if you take it?" Wu Chen asked knowingly. He had seen the old movie starring Arnold.
"He will send you to the world of movies." The woman in leather dress said in a deceptive tone: "You will experience the wonderfulness and excitement you have never experienced before. Contact with many interesting people and things... In short, try to be a winner, and you will find that you have gained much more than you think."
"What if there isn't?" Wu Chen was obviously already moved!
"Then my sister will cosplay (role play) and accompany you for one night." The woman looked at the props scattered on the ground and said, "Bunzitou Chunli, right? No problem."
"Okay...right." Thinking about it, there seemed to be no loss. He stared at the woman's explosive body. Wu Chen rubbed his red eyes hard and wiped the nosebleed that began to flow out again.
Sliding the movie ticket between the slender jade fingers, the woman raised her eyebrows and smiled: "You can't regret it."
"Tsk!" Wu Chen raised his hand and snatched it.
It is just that the world is not afraid of the world. At the age of being a joke in horror movies, I dare to go to a nightclub to pick up corpses without a driver's license. Now I am overwhelmed by curiosity, but I still know what fear is!
The movie tickets in his hand are indeed very old. The yellowed ticket body is not only engraved with complex patterns, but also printed with many symbols and words that he cannot understand.
"Tear open?" Wu Chen asked, pointing to the line in the center of the chief and deputy coupons.
The woman did not answer Wu Chen's question, but stared at his eyes and said calmly: "Xiao Chenchen, if you accept my ticket, you will automatically become my disciple. As a test of getting started, you must complete a task I designated."
Wu Chen nodded: "S-level, the only binding task. Because it is a binding task, it can only be transferred to others through some special method. For example: inheritance. In this way, the task of "the villain also has spring" must have bothered you for a long time."
"Although the emotional intelligence is low, the IQ is very good." The woman patted Wu Chen's shoulder with a look of relief and cheered him up: "No matter whether the task is completed or not, it will not affect our master-apprentice relationship. So, from this point of view, you have no loss."
Chapter completed!