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Chapter 1264, Long Bo's Fart

Why is the time per day 24 hours, not 34 hours!! There is not enough time!!! For example, if I can increase my time by half -

Although the stone thrown by Wei Xiaobei was doing his best, Wei Xiaobei was not sure that just this stone could attract the attention of Long Bo people.

You should know that compared with the size of Long Bo's people, the stone is too small, and a leg hair is several meters long!

It is hard to say that in front of the extremely powerful skin of Longbo Zhimin, the stone could make Longbo Zhimin feel pain.

Therefore, Wei Xiaobei shook the Soul-falling Bell.

Of course, Wei Xiaobei did not expect the Soul Lost Bell to deal with Long Bo's people.

There is no way, the Soul-falling Bell is not very good for existence like the Giant Pen Immortal, let alone a giant like Long Bo Zhimin.

With such strong qi and blood, his soul may not be ordinary.

But no matter how you say it can affect the other party and attract the other party's attention, it is enough for Wei Xiaobei.

But what Wei Xiaobei never expected, neither the stone nor the sound of the fallen soul bell could attract the attention of Long Bo people.

The stone did not work, and Wei Xiaobei could understand it, but the Soul-falling Bell did not have any effect at all, which really made Wei Xiaobei a little confused.

Although the Long Bo people are very big, their qi and blood are as strong as the sea, their soul may not be as strong as their physical body. This is just like an elephant, but their brains are not as good as humans.

Otherwise, the biological level of Long Bo Zhimin would not be just the level of four-star horror!

The Soul-falling Bell has no effect?

Wei Xiaobei shook a few more fallen soul bells.

At this time, Long Bo's people were still putting their hands on the space channel and trying desperately to expand it.

Just as Wei Xiaobei was thinking hard and trying to find a way to attract the attention of Long Bo people, the Long Bo people suddenly stopped pulling out the space passage and let out a painful roar.

What's going on?

To be honest, Wei Xiaobei really didn't quite understand why Mao, the Long Bo's people, suddenly started to roar.

The next moment, the two giant hands that were pulling the space passage retracted into the gray fog. Not long after, Wei Xiaobei felt a darkness above his head. When he looked up, he saw that the two giant hands fell from the sky and landed towards him!

Fake! Peat! I say you are immortal Banban!

In an instant, Wei Xiaobei probably spit out all the swear words he could have.

How did this Long Bo people discover himself?

Of course, at this time, Wei Xiaobei didn't think too much about it. He kicked the ground with his legs and turned around and ran, like a sports car that accelerated rapidly.

Bang!

A loud bang came, and the place where Wei Xiaobei had stayed before turned into a huge pit, and two giant hands smashed into the ground, like two giant pillars that held the sky.

Then he raised his giant legs from the ground and chased Wei Xiaobei!

Wei Xiaobei's speed is naturally not slow.

But the Long Bo people were in a state of furious at this time, and their giant legs ran at a speed that was no less than Wei Xiaobei, and even a little faster than Wei Xiaobei.

So not long after, Wei Xiaobei, who was running for life, felt a dark head and knew something was wrong in his heart. Then he turned around and rushed out to the side.

And just less than ten meters away from Wei Xiaobei, an extremely huge foot board fell down!

Bang!

A shocking explosion came, and Wei Xiaobei felt an extremely violent gust of wind blowing from the side, and he couldn't grasp the ground at all, and in a flash he was blown away by the strong wind.

There was a lot of people around him. Wei Xiaobei didn't know how far he flew. After landing on the ground, he immediately lay on the ground. He chose a direction, leaned on his limbs, and crawled out quickly like a spider.

After Wei Xiaobei climbed out of the dusty land, he was shocked to find that he had left the scope of Cuihu University and was on an abandoned street, and the Longbo people were gone.

I should have been blown away by a hurricane caused by the collision between his feet and the ground, and this breath blows me out at least five or six thousand meters.

Fortunately, Wei Xiaobei's body is strong enough. If it were an ordinary human, he would probably fall to death in one go.

What's going on?

Wei Xiaobei carefully hid in the corner of a dilapidated building, and his mind quickly turned.

With his strong intelligence and a small turn of his mind, Wei Xiaobei quickly found the problem.

The thing should be like this: The Soul Lost Bell should have hurt the people of Long Bo, but the people of Long Bo probably responded a little slower to the pain, or in other situations, so they were so painfully angry before, chasing Wei Xiaobei.

But the problem is more troublesome now.

The Long Bo people probably returned to the space channel. Not to mention anything else, what kind of chaos would happen if the Long Bo people passed through the space channel?

You should know that the people of Longbo look like they are in human form, and there may be a little bloodline left by the country of Longbo in many human bodies. But the problem is that in the eyes of powerful monsters like Longbo, humans are not their descendants, they should be a fragrant snack!

If Wei Xiaobei let the Long Bo people ignore it, there is no need to say more about what kind of situation would happen in reality.

When Wei Xiaobei thought of this, he couldn't help but feel anxious, and got up and returned to the same road.

When Wei Xiaobei arrived in front of the space passage, his face turned pale, and a human-shaped giant was drilling into the space passage!

really!

This Long Bo people smelled the human taste that floated from reality, and wanted to pass through the space channel and enter the reality and have a feast!

Fortunately, perhaps the real world is rejecting Long Bo’s people, or Long Bo’s people are too big, so it is extremely difficult for the Long Bo’s people to pass through the space passage!

At this time, Wei Xiaobei didn't care about anything and took back the Soul-Falling Bell's Storage Ring, and his right hand flashed blue light, and then he took out the ink gun that was drawing ink in Qingmu Blessing!

"drink!"

Wei Xiaobei shouted, kicked his legs off the ground, like a tiger rushing towards Long Bo Zhimin who was stuck out his butt and crawling into the space passage!

It should be the easiest time to deal with the people of Longbo at this time.

His hands, head, shoulders and other half of his body had penetrated into the space channel, and he raised his butt to Wei Xiaobei. In other words, this Long Bo Zhimin was in a situation where it was difficult to fight back!

But for Wei Xiaobei, the only question is where should he attack the people of Longbo?

A sticking butt? Or what's in the middle of the butt? Flower?

But the problem is that this Long Bo Zhimin is too big.

Let me put it this way, the area of ​​an ordinary human butt is about 0.12 to 0.2 square meters, with fatter people getting bigger and thinner people getting smaller.

But the butt of Long Bo Zhimin is different, and its area unit should be counted in hectares.

According to Wei Xiaobei's vision, Long Bo Zhimin's butt is about the size of two football fields!

In fact, this is not surprising. You should know that the length of the two giant legs of Long Bo Zhimin reached more than 400 meters!

From this we can imagine how big the flower would be!

Well, when Wei Xiaobei rushed towards the flower, he heard a loud noise in front of him, and then a strong wind blew into his face!

Before Wei Xiaobei could stabilize his body in the strong wind, he smelled the huge stinking contained in the strong wind!

So smelly!

This smell is much smelly than the toilet that has not been cleaned for a long time.

In a blink of an eye, Wei Xiaobei reacted.

I'm afraid this is a stinky fart released by Long Bo Zhimin?

Peat!

This is the first time Wei Xiaobei has seen such a powerful fart.

The most stinky farts that humans can rush three feet in the wind, but the farts that Long Bo people blew was completely Hurricane Haoran, sweeping everything!

Wei Xiaobei was blown away by this stinky fart before he got close to him!

At this time, Wei Xiaobei had to admit the benefits of being huge.

The Long Bo people didn't have to fight Wei Xiaobei at all. They just turned a stinky fart and knocked Wei Xiaobei over to fly!

Thinking of this, Wei Xiaobei, who had finally stabilized his body from the stinky hurricane and rushed towards the Long Bo people again, couldn't help but feel hot on his face.

Fortunately, I am the only one here, otherwise if this matter is spread, my old face will be completely ruined.

Was he beaten thousands of meters by a fart?

I have to say that this is a realistic version of the joke, or Wei Xiaobei's stain!

When he thought of the disgusting smell of farts, Wei Xiaobei temporarily lost the courage to charge towards Long Bozhimin.

Just thinking about it is enough to make you disgusted.

Even if you kill Long Bo Zhimin, someone asked, how did you kill Long Bo Zhimin?

How did you answer? I was extremely brave and finally got into Long Bo Zhimin's chrysanthemum and killed it?

Therefore, when Wei Xiaobei launched the charge again, the target was immediately replaced by Long Bozhimin's butt.

Whether from the perspective of testing the other party's true defense or avoiding some tragic things, Long Bo Zhimin's butt is a good target.

Moreover, this goal is very big and it is easy to hit!

puff!

After rushing to Long Bo Zhimin, the ink and wash gun in Wei Xiaobei's hand was covered with real mercury mixed with lightning. The next moment, Wei Xiaobei bit his teeth and the sharp spear head stuck on Long Bo Zhimin's butt!

I have to say that when facing such a huge guy, Wei Xiaobei always felt strange, as if he was attacking the earth.

The hairs on Long Bo Zhimin's skin were as short as two or three meters and as long as more than ten meters long, like a black forest.

The head of the ink and wash gun was pierced on Long Bo's skin, as if it was pierced on a thick piece of rubber. The next moment, the head of the gun was bounced back.

With Wei Xiaobei's power and the sharpness of the ink and wash gun, the two are combined together, even a one-meter-thick steel plate will be penetrated by one shot!
Chapter completed!
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