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Chapter 95 Congratulations(2/2)

Jane had good eyesight, and she immediately saw that he was holding a large bag of condoms, and the packaging box had something written on it.

"So many condoms." Jane felt a little strange for a moment, "Is there something going on?"

"Uh..." Gu He was stunned. Everyone around Jian looked at him and couldn't help but feel a little nervous.

Lorna already rolled her eyes, and Gu He quickly said: "It's nothing, nothing happened."

Jane continued to preach to people: "As for condoms, I am not opposed to low-tech concepts. They should be a good thing, but we always advocate the most intimate union between people."

The old bicycle rang a clear bell, "Leviathan allows us to keep having sex without having children, thank you!"

You must be crazy... Lorna was speechless, put her hands in her skirt pockets, and walked forward quickly.

"Simple, you must be happy today." Gu He quickly left.

Fortunately, Danniu Niu stopped not too far away, so Gu He was able to quickly throw the bag of condoms into the off-road vehicle like a grenade. The two of them got in the car and drove towards Hongyu House.

Elizabeth has returned from Dongtu Street. They are going to Hongyu to do volunteer work and to see how she is doing.

When we arrived at Hongyu House, it was well organized and there were some simple New Year lighting arrangements. The street children had a better time this winter than any street children in any district.

The two of them saw Elizabeth in the main warehouse. She was wearing a windbreaker and jeans, with a sword hanging on her waist, and she looked very energetic.

At this time, Gu He held a purple-handled samurai sword in his hand, it was Yan Zhan.

Elizabeth's affairs on East Earth Street went quite smoothly. After the business talk, she showed a different kind of smile.

"Lorna, senior brother. I hear you...congratulations."

"This?" Gu He was really stunned, why did everyone seem to know, "What are you listening to? Who is here?"

"I visited Miss Caiyin last night, she and you are dating." Elizabeth said matter-of-factly.

"What's the point of dating or not dating?" Lorna rolled her eyes and raised the corners of her mouth slightly, "I saw that he was very pleasing to me, so I did it. I think you are more pleasing to the eye. If you weren't a girl, I would have done it a long time ago.

"

Elizabeth laughed out loud immediately. Although her senior brother and Lorna felt a little disappointed in their hearts, please keep going!

At this time, the sword hanging by her waist made an electronically synthesized sound:

"Start the Swordsman Dictionary, 'Love', page 365488. The meaning of the word is: stupid, very stupid, very, very stupid, but smooth and exciting, like a bottle of the best sword-protecting oil."

Gu He immediately raised Yan Zhan in his hand, and Yan Zhan lived up to his expectations and said: "Haha."

He and Lorna spent most of the next day at the Red Rain House. In front of so many children, and with Elizabeth and Jianbao watching, he had no chance to do anything to Lorna, so he just happened to drink wolfberry water and leisurely

Keep in good health.

In the afternoon, they left and went to watch a wrestling match at the nearby wrestling gang warehouse.

In the evening, the two went to the cinema to watch a movie.

Then, after walking for a long time in the neon-lit night streets, Gu He made a suggestion: "Lorna, why don't you go to my apartment?" Under the neon lights, he felt that Lorna was amazingly beautiful. She was not good or good.

not good.

"The holy water has been full for a few days. Let's activate the pants tonight to see if it would otherwise be such a waste." He added.

"I just want to see what wonders a pair of pants can turn into." Lorna strode over.

Gu He squeezed the thermos cup vigorously and secretly exclaimed, "Okay, it's okay tonight!"

Not long after, the two drove to the street outside Itada's apartment, got out of the car and walked. Gu He naturally picked up the bag of gifts from Miss Caiyin.

At the convenience store in front of the apartment, Mr. Itada, who was dozing off, suddenly stopped feeling sleepy when he saw their figures.

As the two of them walked by, Mr. Itada said slowly: "There are no restrictions on sex in the apartment."

Damn it, Gu He's heart suddenly suddenly felt bad. As expected, Lorna looked a little dissatisfied and muttered.

"Old Man Itada..." Lorna was about to curse.

"Good night!" Gu He quickly pulled Lorna and walked into the apartment, all the way to his room on the third floor.

Regarding what just happened, he also scratched his head, "This bad old man Itada is really bad sometimes."

Lorna sat down on the tatami floor and muttered: "These guys, I just fucked you a few times. How do they react? It's none of their business. It doesn't matter a few times in Flowing Light City. Really?"

, what a fuss.”

Gu He also sat down, "Uh, yes, Lu Jiudu is a wife, and he has good food and sex habits."

He took out Miss Caiyin's bag of gifts and said, "I'll count how many there are..."

Lorna almost sat down and kicked him, "Go and take out my leather pants and see what they are."

"Okay." Gu He had no choice but to stand up, go to the closet in the back room, and take out a pair of matte black leather pants for women.

His expression also straightened up solemnly, and finally, this moment came.

The current holy water energy is 100%,

As for the pants treasure, he looked at it carefully again, [Rare Item: Bronze]

Lorna put her hands back on the floor and looked at Gu Heduan walking over with her old pair of pants. She couldn't help but want to laugh. Why is this guy so funny...

"Then now?" Gu He.

"Come on, do you need to make any preparations?" Lorna asked.

"Well, this is your item after all. It's because of you that you have the gift of rare items." Gu He said, "How much I understand it determines my failure, so..."

"Stop talking nonsense." Lorna hugged his head and kissed him, "Hurry up!"

"Okay, okay, I'm energetic now." Gu He took the pants and released the bleeding thread to connect them. At the same time, he ran a few operations in his mind, Holy Grail program, consumption of holy water, everything!

Suddenly, he saw a strange light flickering in the entire pair of leather pants.

Lorna could also see it. Suddenly, she saw the legs of her pants swinging slightly, as if being blown by the wind. The top of the pants was swinging back and forth, making intermittent electronic sounds like leather and fabric rubbing:

"Rabbit ears, swallow tail, scissorhands are you, let's compare v, yeah..."

Both the black eyes and the green eyes were slightly glaring, and they both looked at the pants together...

Suddenly, several prompt boxes popped up in Gu He's mind:

[Holy water consumption: 95%]

[Successful activation of strange objects]

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