Chapter 328: Crit
"Can't you stay? You can't hold it down!" The waiter was also very arrogant.
"You!" Lin Yin pinched her fist, then looked at Lu Yang, probably thinking about how high the chance that Lu Yang would clean up the mess for her if she took action to punch the waiter in the head.
"Okay..." Lu Yang stopped Lin Yin. Lin Yin now and Lin Yin who he knew at first seemed to have changed some of their personality, probably because of the impact of her being tied up by Lu Yang's second body.
Of course, after becoming beautiful, more people around you compliment and pursue, and your inferiority complexion with abdication will naturally be revealed.
Lu Yang is a man with a strong sense of patriotism. Of course, he would not easily be sensible to a 16- or seven-year-old ignorant country girl. Even if you want to attack a woman, it depends on the occasion. For example, for Zhou Ling, you must "fuck" when you should "fuck". At this time, there is clearly a better solution.
In addition, the problem of 300 yuan or 500 yuan per night is not a problem for him now.
However, Lu Yang decided to solve this problem because he is very energetic now... It would be a waste not to practice the new skills.
Lu Yang looked at the waitress with a smile: "This little sister, you are actually very beautiful. You have a big chest, a thin waist, and a thin butt under 18 years old. Your thighs are upright. Your future is unlimited! Don't be stern, you will definitely be beautiful if you smile..."
Lu Yang didn't mind what he said at all, because while saying these words, the light of the sun, moon and stars flashed in his eyes...
‘????’ skill cast!
The waitress, who had been rigidly facing and looked dull, had a very fierce reaction under Lu Yang's words...
"Stirsty hooligan!"
The little girl glared at Lu Yang with an extremely ugly expression, obviously treating Lu Yang as a shameless person who teases the good girl.
Lu Yang frowned... Why doesn't he feel that it's not right?
Oh oh oh, I remembered that the ‘????’ skill has a certain failure rate.
It is obvious that this young waitress is a kind of stinky and hard type, and she is relatively firm in willpower. In addition, she is not yet in the middle of the night, so she is also in good spirits, so she directly defeated Lu Yang's skill attack this time.
"Yangyang..." Lin Yin almost fell to the ground. She was thinking about how likely Lu Yang would be to help her stand out if she fought with the waitress. Now, when she saw his charming smile on his face... let it go!
Lu Yang did not have a charming smile on his face, but a black line on his face. He didn't expect that such a powerful skill was tried and tested before, but now it has failed. Moreover, it failed in front of Lin Yin and was laughed at by her. This is simply insulting!
no!
The small universe explodes!
Lu Yang instantly gathered all his mind, stared at the waitress who glared at him with a dead fish face, and spoke again...
"Xiao Lu, this, that, you are not moved at all when I see me as handsome and elegant, and elegant? Can't the price of the standard room be more favorable?"
The ‘????’ skill is cast again...
The name Xiaolu was when Lu Yang saw the waitress’s breastplate with the words Ye Yunlu written on it.
If this time fails, your face will be completely lost.
Lin Yin was even more stunned when she heard Lu Yang's disproportionate words. Although she knew that Lu Yang was very suspenseful, it was rare that he had expressed this way. Today, he obviously took the wrong medicine, and he could pick up girls successfully in this way?
What Lin Yin didn't expect was...
After Lu Yang's words, the waitress opposite disappeared, her delicate body trembled, but her face turned red in an instant...
Lu Yang knew very evilly... This little girl named Ye Yunlu had her pants wet just now...
Ye Yunlu's pants were indeed wet, and it was much wetter than Lu Yang imagined, because the air seemed to be filled with some smell.
"Skill cast successfully and produces a critical hit effect..." A prompt sound appeared in Lu Yang's mind.
Those who often play online games should have this kind of experience, that is, when players attack monsters or cast skills, they sometimes produce critical strikes.
Critical strikes are of course more powerful than ordinary attacks, and their killing effects are twice or even several times that of ordinary attacks.
The ordinary attack effect of the charming technique will cause a surge of "gudu", but the amount is not large, only a few ml, but the critical hit is different, a bit similar to direct hitting "**, and then... triggering the legendary "tide", "blowing" and so on...
Lu Yang failed to cast his skill for the first time, and he was very embarrassed in front of Lin Yin. When a competitive person felt embarrassed, he would naturally work hard to improve. In order to regain his face for the second time, his mental power was greatly concentrated, and the small universe exploded, which unexpectedly led to the critical attack of the skill.
When the critical strike occurs, the damage intensity of the skill doubles. The young waiter Ye Yunlu was born in a relatively closed town. Without human affairs, he didn't even know how to touch himself. Therefore, the water was more depressed. Once he was injured by Lu Yang with his skill, he would naturally collapse and burst out of control, and even triggered the legendary "tide", "blowing", and so on. It is not surprising.
Ye Yunlu's heartbeats very fast at this moment, and her face is very red, which makes her look shy when she looks at Lu Yang. When a woman finds that she can actually have such a violent physical reaction when she looks at a man's eyes, she will certainly think that she is moved by this man, so...
"No... I won't give you... face... OK, just accept... you... two hundred, this is the bottom line for me... to make the decision..." Ye Yunlu's tone suddenly softened, clamping her legs tightly, holding back the twitching under her lower abdomen, looking at Lu Yang shyly, as if she suddenly fell into a first love that she fell in love at first sight.
"Forget it, just press 300." Lu Yang's skill was successfully cast, and he saved face in front of Lin Yin, and unexpectedly caused the skill to hit critically. He couldn't help but feel very happy, so he decisively slapped the service desk for 1,000 yuan, took the key and pulled Lin Yin to the other side of the stairs.
Poor Ye Yunlu stood at the service desk, twitching strongly had not stopped completely. She looked at Lu Yang's back disappearing into the stairwell with a look of loss. She couldn't figure out why she suddenly "loved" the man...
What's even more terrible is that the pants were so wet. When I looked down, I saw that the thin white pants outside were soaked in a large area, and they were almost soaked in my knees.
Dead! Is there urinary incontinence? Why did this problem occur? It’s over, should I go to see a doctor?
It’s so disgraceful, how can I see a doctor in that place?
...
"What magic did you use to that 'Xiao Lu'?" Lin Yin witnessed the whole process and saw how the waitress Ye Yunlu stared at Lu Yang with a rolling eyes, suddenly turned red and her heartbeat, and her face looked like a ~chun, which made her very strange.
"How can I do any magic? I'm just polite to people." Of course, Lu Yang would not tell Lin Yin about his super invincible and shameless '????' skills.
"Peaceful?" Lin Yin looked like she was unwilling to believe it if she was beaten to death.
"Be low-key in life." Lu Yang was very serious and warned Lin Yin inconsistently.
...
Judging from the hotel's furnishings, it should have been a relatively "luxury" type. The shadow of the town's prosperity can be vaguely seen. After mining companies left one after another in recent months, fewer and fewer people came to "conferences" and "inspections", and they gradually became depressed. If this phenomenon does not change, it is estimated that the hotel will definitely go bankrupt in a few months.
After putting down their luggage, Lu Yang and Lin Yin went to the farm restaurant diagonally opposite the hotel, ordered a few dishes, and after eating, they walked around the town. Lin Yin led them, Lu Yang quickly found the place where Hu Yulan's house was.
Hu Yulan's house is a two-story building, which is much lower than other families. This house was left by Hu Yulan's parents. Now it belongs to Hu Yulan's brother Hu Changxi. The outside of the house is full of wreaths, with Hu Yutao's name written on it. According to Lin Yin, Hu Yulan is probably just considered missing by people in the town, and no one has discovered her murder.
Because he didn't know who the murderer was, Lu Yang didn't want to alert the snake for the time being. He wanted to come over at night to explore the situation and find a formal reason to visit the Hu family tomorrow, so he just watched from a distance, recognized the way and turned around and left.
After it got dark, it rained lightly in Hongsang Town. The town was very small and there was no entertainment. Lu Yang and Lin Yin found a place like a house and sang karaoke for a while before returning to the hotel.
Because he thought about going to investigate at night, and having been riding the car all day during the day, Lu Yang was a little tired. Although it was less than nine o'clock, he wanted to go to bed after taking a shower.
But Lin Yin stopped obeying. After her repeated requests, Lu Yang had to be intimate with her.
Just kissing and touching made Lin Yin very dissatisfied. Lu Yang couldn't sleep and had no choice but to strip her pants and try to impose a stick policy on her once and for all, but Lin Yin refused to obey.
This is how Chinese women want to be intimate with you before getting married, but they won’t let you feel happy.
Lu Yang was still a little worried about doing something with Lin Yin. He was worried that once he entered, whether in front or behind, the two of them might change again, so they just clicked until they were not strong enough to her.
Since you don't want to, let's go to bed...
Unexpectedly, Lin Yin started to torture Lu Yang again, and kept hinting at him... a gentleman would not move a stick, or something like that...
Lu Yang was irritated by the trouble, so she had to take time. The gentleman talked and took action. He went over and kissed Lin Yin for a while. After two or three times, she completely knocked her down, and then she would never make trouble for Lu Yang again. (To be continued)
Chapter completed!