Chapter 69 Battle Robot
The Spring Festival Gala that had been persisting for decades has become increasingly popular, but the content has become more and more boring. Ye Hua turned off the TV after just a few glances, turned on the computer and flipped through the novel that had already been yy without limits, and yy ate the dumplings and then went to bed...
The boring New Year's Eve passed like this, just like the New Year's Eve he spent in his previous life. He has long been used to this situation. He will neither be relaxed nor lonely. Wanfo is a person who has no family or friends...
It's 12:00 noon on the first day of the Lunar New Year...
Ye Hua, who had just woken up, opened the window and took a few breaths of fresh air, sighing: "The New Year's morning is so good! It's already noon..."
Wash your face and brush your teeth and have breakfast... Well, lunch, and then log in to the game...
The first thing is to go to the Babato Institute to see if the robot transformation has been completed. The 2-day deadline has arrived.
When he arrived at the research institute, Babato had indeed completed the transformation of the large drill bit, and he took Ye Hua into the workshop to inspect the goods.
A cat-man girl stood sideways in the workshop, wearing a tight top and a very short skirt, with stockings on her legs and long boots on her feet. Just looking at this outfit, Ye Hua scored 8 points.
The skin looks the same as a living person, but it feels very dry and hard to touch. I don’t know what material it is made of, but the processing is indeed very fine. Ye Hua gave him a 7-point score.
The 8-point is similar from the side, but the cat's ears are replaced with something like an antenna, and the tail is like a wire, indicating that this is not a creature, but a machine, and this only gives 5 points!
If you look at it from the front... OK, the whole left face is quite strange, and the left eye is replaced with a red big light bulb-like thing. There are metal patterns on the left face. The right face is no different from the real person, but expressionless face looks quite weird... But it has a strange beauty, which feels much more pleasing to the real person! Ye Hua gave him a 9-point score!
All of these are satisfying, but... Ye Hua pointed at the mechanical girl hanging from her shoulder to her back, and asked, "What is this extra pendant!? Don't you think it's weird to have such a big thing hanging on it? This is only 2 points!"
Babato explained: "Aren't you going to fight a robot? The models you brought are too small and cannot have weapons in their bodies. They can only hang them on their shoulders and behind them in the form of pendants."
Then he issued an order: "Big drill re02.1, start the battle form!"
The mechanical girl's expression did not change at all, but the pendant behind her clicked and opened. Several large guys popped up on both sides. The mechanical girl took out one guy from each side, and her body posed in a fighting posture and stopped moving.
Babato pointed to the guys and explained: "Look at this, yes, it is the large chainsaw on its right hand. This is my new product, chainsaw Sword Broken Bone Type 1; there is also a three-in-one assault gun in the left hand; there is also an electromagnetic whip with the right shoulder, a comb with the left shoulder, and a small ammunition box and an acceleration ejector behind it. The red eyes on the face are an anti-invisible device, and the function of a strong light searchlight..."
Babato explained one by one, and Ye Hua checked the attributes one by one.
The name of Chain Saw Sword Crusher Type 1 is indeed very cool, but it obviously says 'Failed Product' on it can only be used for cutting, but there is no cutting attack that a chainsaw should have, which means that the chainsaw cannot turn at all!
There are also three-company assault guns, which are actually large muskets and bore guns. Although there are three barrels that look very violent, it is actually very troublesome to load ammunition, and it is not as practical as a single-barrel musket!
As for the auxiliary equipment electromagnetic whip, this thing has electric shock damage, but the electric shock damage is only pitiful 1~1!! Even Xiaoqiang can't die!!
The last comb...Okay, this is really a comb. Apart from its unique shape, it is just an ordinary comb! Damn this is not a weapon at all!?
Babato explained to the comb question: "Although it is a mechanical body, it is also considered a girl. How bad is the hair messy after the battle? So equipped with a comb just in case."
After checking the overall attributes, Ye Hua said angrily: "Damn it! What kind of messy things are these!? Why should a combat robot be equipped with a comb?? Don't make inexplicable things here? Soul Dilm! And how did its level drop from level 45 to level 30!? Is this a combat robot?? It's not as high as a construction robot!"
Babato Danding said, "Well, because the teacher has never created a combat robot, I don't have enough experience... In addition, to meet your needs, I have added some gadgets to it, which has led to the overall combat power parity dropping to level 30."
Ye Hua said in confusion: "What do I need? What kind of gadget is it?"
Babato ordered: "Big drill re02.1, open your mouth, lift your skirt."
Then under Ye Hua's astonished gaze, Babato pointed to the mechanical girl's open mouth and said, "This place can vibrate 3,000 times per minute."
He pointed to the white pants exposed below: "The one below can vibrate 5,000 times per minute."
Finally, he pointed to the back and said helplessly: "In order to support the vibration in front, the added vibration device occupies the entire buttocks, so the hole behind is dead and cannot be used."
Ah puff!!! Oh, what does it do if the vibration frequency is so high? By the way, what does it do if there is vibration in that kind of place?? Is this a combat robot? This is the Yuliya 100 style!? Although it looks very good... But what I want is a combat robot that can kill the enemy! It's not that I can't "attack" my own "fighting" doll! By the way, it can appear with such blatant things, how did this game pass the review? He Crab Master, you are not powerful! But this function is very entangled, do you want it but don't want it... 10 points or 0 points?...
Babato continued to introduce: "It also has a unique vocal function, which is a new achievement that I have spent a lot of effort to research! Let me show you now! Big drill re02.1, speak!"
The instructions were issued, and the mechanical girl's little mouth opened and closed stiffly, making a strange sound mixed with metal sound: "Ah... Mei... Ciali... One... One... Ku..."
Ye Hua was shocked and said, "Damn it! I'm scared to death! Is this thing trying to scare people into impotence? This is a machine used to promote family planning!? By the way, I don't want such a weird 'battle' doll! What I want is a combat robot! You can quickly remove all these curious things for me!"
Looking at Ye Hua's crazy look, Babato wondered: "Do you really don't need these functions? I have invested 70% of my efforts in this."
Ye Hua said angrily: "It's not that I don't need it, but I don't want it now! Please don't use your hard work in such a crooked place, okay? Can you create a serious combat robot?"
Babato pondered: "Well...but I really don't have the experience of creating combat robots. Even if I remove these functions, I don't know what to add..."
Damn, are you practicing engineering in an adult toy store? Ye Hua asked with a slight slight attitude: "Then what kind of machinery are you good at making? Don't tell me it's toys!"
Babato said: "There is only engineering. The big drill bit before the transformation is the robot used for engineering."
Is engineering use better than combat use? OK... Ye Hua nodded and said, "Then change it to engineering use!"
Babato reached out and said, "Get money, 10 gold coins."
Ye Hua glared and said, "Why are you asking for money again? Didn't you give you 30 gold coins??"
Babato spread his hands and said, "You said you wanted to fight the robot. Now you have to go back on your word, of course you have to add a renovation fee."
"I!...you!" Ye Hua lost his words and struggled for a long time. Finally, he took out 10 of the only 10 gold coins in his bag and gave them to Babato... It would be impossible not to give it to him. You can't bring this thing called the combat robot, but it is actually the 'fighting' robot, right?
Ye Hua endured his heartache and gave the money to Babato, repeatedly reminded him: "Don't make a mistake. After the transformation, you must be level 45 at the lowest level, and level 45 at the lowest level!"
Babato agreed and asked Ye Hua to come to pick up the goods tomorrow. But Ye Hua was still worried. He had nothing else to do now. He just stayed in the research institute all day today, processing the orders given to him by Babato, while staring at Babato's transformation project. Although he couldn't understand it, he still had to see it in order to be at ease...
At night, Ye Hua did not go offline to rest. He waited until 3 o'clock in the middle of the night before Babato wiped the sweat from his head and said to Ye Hua who had been supervising next to him: "It's finally done! Come and take a look."
Ye Hua looked over and saw that his appearance was exactly the same as before, and the awkward large pendant on his shoulders was still there, so he couldn't see any changes... But the level has risen to level 50, which is 5 levels higher than the original large drill bit! It seems that the combat power is much stronger than the previous level 30 "fighting" robot!
Ye Hua asked to look at the accessories, and Babato ordered the mechanical girl to unfold the pendant on her shoulders and show the guys who were used for engineering.
Ye Hua pointed to the accessories displayed by the mechanical girl and shouted angrily: "Hey! Why is this exactly the same as what I just now! Old guy, are you fooling me??"
Babato curled his lips and said, "Look carefully and make an evaluation!"
Ye Hua looked at the properties carefully and found that it was indeed different. These accessories, whose appearance looked exactly the same as before, had their names and attributes changed...
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ps:lk's evaluation is a novel that you can read when you have free food." What is the level of dry food surplus... Is it higher than hay? I really don't understand...
The evaluation is not very good, almost everyone talks about shortcomings, and sincerity is suspected... Forget these, at least they are very correct and accurate, help us find out the main shortcomings...
What we want to say is why I just gave a review today! I have been nervous for several days! I have nightmares and nightmares when I sleep!
Chapter completed!