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Chapter 34 The Lonely Girl and the Barbed Gadget

.Outside the copy...

Nangong Tianhua yawned boredly and said to himself: "Why haven't you come out yet?"

Zhen Zongheng said proudly: "I must be afraid of me and dare not come out! Do you really think it's enough to just take time to hide in it? Even if I spend the winter inside, I will keep you until you come out!"

Nangong Tianhua suddenly remembered something, was stunned for a moment, and then he carefully reminded: "Brother, did you forget something? Didn't you say that Liuguang Yihuo's stupid x can have some teleportation skills?"

"Uh?...oh! Oops!" Zhen Zonghengheng slapped his head regretfully. He was about to curse a few words to vent his emotions, but also covered up his guilt when he saw a big guy rushing out of the dungeon.

Zhen Zongheng Wudi immediately said excitedly: "It's out! It's a steel bullet robot! It must be that stupid x Liuguang Yihuo! Everyone gathers fire and fuck him!"

More than a dozen people stood up around them. They waited since the morning until now, just to help the boss vent their anger. After so long, they all held their breath and rushed up and beat the "steel bullet robot" hard.

But the 'steel bullet robot' is very resistant to attacking. More than a dozen people did not knock it down after several rounds of attacks. The people hiding in its bucket were even more unharmed, and they broke through the encirclement and rushed out!

Fortunately, this guy didn't run fast, and he was only a little faster than the player's level run. Several warriors and thieves launched charge or speed skills, intending to rush forward and stop the robot.

At this time, a shout suddenly came from the robot's hanging bucket: "Jump!" As the sound came, a petite cat girl wearing a loose and flowing white robe jumped out of the hanging bucket without hesitation. As soon as her feet fell to the ground, she took out several black iron balls from her bag and threw them towards everyone.

"It's a bomb!!" These people had just seen the power of such bombs this afternoon, so how dare they continue to rush forward? They all screamed loudly and fled in all directions. Even Zhen Zongheng is shocked and quickly falls to the ground.

Zhen Zongheng Heng avoided the explosion, raised his head and scolded, "Mad! Who is this crazy woman?"

Nangong Tianhua, who was lying next to him, looked at him with hawkeye technique and said with no certainty: "It seems...it seems to be a billionaire with a level no.6?"

Zhen Zongheng Heng said angrily: "Billionaire? Isn't she dead lily? How could she try so hard to cover a man!?"

Nangong Tianhua asked in confusion: "Who knows?... Maybe it's because of a change in sex? By the way, there seems to be a woman in their team. Lily of Death is probably to cover that woman, right?"

True Zongheng said: "Made! Just a game, can you fight like this? Pervert is pervert, and it is indeed unreasonable!... Let the brothers find a way to get around! Never let the foolish x Liuguang Yihuo escape!"

Nangong Tianhua smiled and said, "Brother, don't worry, I have already marked the hunting mark on the robot, they can't escape!"

After saying that, he looked at the marks on the map and immediately wondered: "Huh? Why are there no marks? No!"

Zhenhong Heng Wudi frowned and said, "What the hell is wrong!"

Nangong Tianhua stuttered: "It seems... they used some skills to block my hunting mark?"

(Note: The public enemy of the world can block all map tracking and search skills.)

Zhen Zongheng Henghei shouted in annoyance: "Damn it! Then why don't you chase it quickly!"

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Ye Hua, who was running away with all his might, received a message from a friend of billionaires: ‘Tell me the address of my sister now! Otherwise I will let them go and chase you!’

What a bad thing! Dead Lily, you are so poisonous! Ye Hua didn't want to tell Dead Lily, and he planned to delete Dead Lily's friend after running away. But he didn't expect that he was not stupid and instead took Ye Hua and his army.

Ye Hua was worried now. Not only did he say an address, he wouldn't work. It wouldn't work if he talked casually. Now (2021) is different from the past, civil search engines are very powerful. Although it is impossible to search for which household is living, it is still OK to search for whether an address exists. If he talks about an address that happens to not exist, then Lily will immediately find that if the enemy is really let go, you will be finished...

It’s impossible to talk nonsense, and it’s even more impossible to tell the real address. What should I do? Ye Hua had an idea and thought of a solution. He immediately replied to his friend’s message: ‘No. 15, Unit 2, Building 29, Guangrong Street, Tiedong District, x City, x Province.’

Of course, this address is not a landlady, but it is not a mess. It is an address that Ye Hua is more familiar with. It is in the front building where he lives. It is an adult goods store. The reason why he is familiar with the address there is because he once wanted to enter and buy an inflatable... Ahem, everyone should understand that old bachelors are always lonely...

Unfortunately, Ye Hua was not very face-to-face and couldn't go in to buy things. He just wandered around the door a few times, so he remembered the address.

After receiving the information, Lily Lily received the information, as Ye Hua expected. She quickly opened the built-in browser and checked the address. It really existed! It should be true! Ahhahaha, it was so great! I really didn’t expect that my sister would actually live in the same city as me! It seems that God supports this marriage! Sister, wait for me! I will definitely take you to immigrate to the Netherlands!

(Note: Same-sex marriage is allowed in the Netherlands...)

Although I got the information I wanted, billions of babies also knew that they would never escape, and it was inevitable to hang up once. Since I had to kill them, I should give it a good deal for my brother-in-law. It can be considered as making a good relationship. Judging from his understanding of his sister's situation, maybe he will use him in the future.

The group of people in Zhen Zongheng stepped up the offensive, but they were all intercepted by the excited billionaires with bombs until her bomb was exhausted...

The explosion in the distance was interrupted. Ye Hua, who had already escaped far away, turned around and looked at it. Suddenly, he felt a sense of emotion in his heart and murmured: "The wind is slight and slight, Yishuihan... The lily will never return once he leaves... Alas, it is such a persistent dead lily."

Ye Hua suddenly wanted to smoke a cigarette. Maybe it was because the dungeon took too long and was too tired? It took about an hour and a half to drive a big drill to find a remote small village. After confirming that this was not the sphere of influence of the enemy, he entered the only hotel in the village, "stored" Lao Gus in the hotel room, and then went offline...

After getting off the line, Ye Hua found the cigarette box in the room, but unfortunately it was empty. There was no choice but to go out and buy a pack of cigarettes.

Since he hadn't left the house these days and looked very sloppy, Ye Hua could only organize himself, wash his hair, shave his beard, tidy up his clothes, wipe his shoes, and grab the balls. Seeing that it was almost done, he went out and went downstairs and walked to a small supermarket in the front building.

At the same time, a taxi parked in front of a building, the door opened, and a decently dressed, pretty face, a lively eyes, and a petite girl walked out of the car, took out a small book from her carry-on bag, opened it and looked around, then looked around, and after confirming the direction, she ran into an adult goods store next to her.

When the girl blushed and pushed open the store, she was still thinking: Sister is so slutty~ she actually opened such a store~~

When the girl entered the small shop, she saw not her beloved sister, but a fat middle-aged aunt who was knitting a sweater. The girl thought that this might be her relative, and wanted to give people a good first impression, and kept a soft smile on her face and walked over.

The middle-aged aunt thought it was a guest coming to the door and said with a smile: "This girl, you are here just in time. I just launched the latest vibrator today. Do you want to take a look?"

The girl's face twitched for a moment, and she didn't answer the question, but asked with a smile: "Auntie, may I ask my sister...well, is Yin Lihua at home?"

The aunt said blankly: "Who? I am the only one in my store? Do you really not look at the latest vibrator? The vibration frequency is twice as high as that of ordinary ones!"

The girl's smile froze on her face and continued to ask, "Is there really no such person as Yin Lihua?"

The aunt nodded and said seriously: "Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway... There is also this vibrator, it is in the shape of a caterpillar, with many small thorns on it."

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The girl walked out of the store in disappointment, and the box in her hand contained a caterpillar-shaped gadget... Ahem, everyone should understand that the girl is also lonely...

The girl walked to the side of the road and suddenly screamed wildly: "Ahhh! You're actually fooling me! I must peel your skin!" After shouting, she raised her foot and kicked the electric pole on the side of the road, then lame her legs and walked away little by little on the ground...

Passers-by were shocked by the girl's screams and looked in the direction where she left.

Ye Hua bent down and picked up the cigarette that had fallen to the ground, wiped it with his hand, then took it to his mouth and took it, thinking to himself what happened to this crazy woman? After entering the adult goods store, is it that the vibrator model is wrong and it hurts?

Having said that, this woman is very righteous, just like she ran out of a comic. Such a woman also plays with adult toys, so what should men in this world do?... Alas, the world is so declining, and people's hearts are not old...

Ye Hua sighed all the way and returned home, smoked another cigarette before logging into the game.

He planned to take Lao Gus to rush back to Bone Town overnight. If there is any place in this game world that is safe for Lao Gus, in Ye Hua's perception, there is only the remote Bone Town.

Ye Hua left the small village of Laogus and hired a small sailboat in a remote port to let the ship sail directly to Bones Town.

As soon as the ship left the small port, Ye Hua received a friend's message. When he opened it, he found that it was sent by Dead Lily...

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Chapter completed!
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