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Chapter 79 Legs are too high

I heard that eunuchs in ancient times were very miserable. First of all, from the perspective of human sexual function, they lost their normal life as men. So no matter how high the power and wealth they had, they would be empty in the end, without a wife or home, without children, and hard work, so why are they?

Therefore, many times, the eunuchs have a somewhat perverted mentality. They may be more jealous than women, or they may plot you to death because of a very small thing. In short, when you are with these eunuchs, you have to be careful and give them enough face everywhere, otherwise you will be unable to deal with it. △¢

Of course, the suffering of eunuchs is only one aspect. In fact, in their lives, there are more unknown hidden things in their lives. For example, after they are castrated, the lower part becomes bare and only a hole is left. How do they solve the problem of urination? Speaking of which, some people may not believe that their urination problem is actually a big problem, and they are afraid it is more troublesome than women. It is said that when they are slapped, the water is sprayed in a fan shape, and they often urinate their legs and are warm and slutty. It is conceivable how painful this is. It is okay for a day or two. If you keep this in your life, it is better to die. Another thing is that some eunuchs are cut deeper, what will happen? What is urination (four tones) urine? It means that they can't hold the door. They are often walking on the road, and the urine flows out unknowingly. Tell me how sad this is?

Therefore, from a historical perspective, history owes eunuchs, and eunuchs are 100% victims of history, and they need honorary compensation.

Mr. Jin’s Smiling and Proud Wanderer is one and the only masterpiece that specializes in promoting eunuch culture. It is an inner character, from the number one master in the world to an inconspicuous small character. Many people decisively castrate themselves, thus achieving unborn martial arts achievements. After reading this book, you can even summarize one sentence: Do you want to become a top master? Then, castrate yourself.

Things are that simple, so Dongfang Bubai, Yue Buqun, Lin Pingzhi and others decisively castrated themselves. Even the ancestor of the Lin family, Lin Yuantu, the powerful fake monk, was suspected of castrating himself.

Not only that, Mr. Jin seemed to think that this was not enough, so he waved his sword and cut off the only person in the book with a normal function, that is, Tian Boguang. Well, from now on, the whole book is full of simple power struggles. As for beauties, they should stay wherever they are cool. If you don’t care about this thing, you don’t care about it!

After careful investigation, the only highlight of the whole book is not Linghu Chong. In fact, Linghu Chong is very mediocre, even incompetent, nor Ren Yingying, because her thinking has some obstacles. It is very puzzling to like Linghu Chong for no reason, which makes people very confused, and it is even more impossible for Dongfang Bubai. This guy died as soon as he appeared, which is really meaningless. So, after looking at it, it only makes people feel a hint of real chivalrousness, which truly reflects the core values ​​of Jin Yong's martial arts system. Therefore, Tian Boguang is the soul of the whole book, so Liang Hong has a deep memory of Tian Boguang and even likes this person a little.

So now they are fighting.

However, after they fought, Liang Hong felt a little depressed. Tian Boguang was indeed well-known. Not only was his sword skills, quick and sharp, but he also had a deep internal strength and unlimited stamina. In addition, this guy ran very fast, which really made Liang Hong feel a headache. He felt that this man was the biggest enemy in his life, and he had a little idea of ​​surrendering on the spot.

However, after gritting his teeth and persisting for a while, after careful observation, he finally discovered an inconspicuous problem.

When Tian Boguang ran, he would move forward in small steps. When he jumped, he would mostly jump up with his legs together, and he rarely had such a big step. Why is this?

No need to think about it, this must be that Tian Boguang's injuries have not yet recovered. This is easy to understand. Although Tian Boguang is a master, he is also a flesh and blood body after all. Therefore, after being cut by Monk Bujie, even after careful treatment, the injury still did not heal completely. Therefore, he did not dare to do too much action at this moment. He was worried that he would tear the wound and suffer himself.

However, although he didn't want to tear the wound, Liang Hong insisted that he tear the wound apart.

So, Liang Hong laughed very hard, making Tian Boguang feel guilty, and he didn't know what the guy was trying to make.

"The wind swept through thousands of clouds! Brother Tian, ​​I'm ready to take it!" Just as Tian Boguang was wondering, he heard Liang Hong's shout. The guy suddenly changed to defend and attacked him very fiercely. The long sword in his hand was hissing and blew the wind under the urging of internal force, and instantly a sword shadow appeared, covering Tian Boguang's entire body with caution.

"Good come!" Tian Boguang was afraid that he would not fight with him well, so when he saw this situation, he couldn't help but feel excited. He shouted and quickly stepped forward. The sword in his hand also instantly swung a dazzling cold light. In the blink of an eye, "Dangdang--" and Liang Hong had a dozen head-on collisions. The two big swords were in ruthless force, and a brilliant fireworks were blown out.

After a rapid fight, the two of them suddenly separated, feeling very happy, and they couldn't help feeling a little sympathetic. The eyes of each other looked at each other with a little admiration. However, after careful analysis, Liang Hong's feeling in his heart was actually a little more fearful than Tian Boguang, because he felt numb at this time, so if he continued to fight like this, he probably wouldn't be able to hold on for long.

At this moment, Liang Hong turned around and ran away.

Tian Boguang was in full swing, how could he let him go? At that moment, Tian Boguang sneered and quickly chased after him.

"Step forward and forward somersaults, the air's body is tilted back by 360 degrees, the difficulty coefficient is 2.0. Brother Tian, ​​is Liang's style still beautiful?" Liang Hong turned over and jumped onto a bluestone platform more than one meter high, stood on it, looked back at Tian Boguang, and asked with a smile.

"Hahaha, I didn't expect that Brother Liang is indeed a bit skillful in embroidering skills, but Tian is not worse than you, wait!" Tian Boguang laughed loudly, and rushed forward quickly. Then he jumped up from the ground with his legs together, and the long sword in his hand slashed towards Liang Hong in the air.

However, at this moment, Liang Hong suddenly had a cunning smile on his face. He did not take the knife, but lowered his body and slid down from the stone platform. Then he waved the knife to cut Tian Boguang's legs. Tian Boguang was shocked and quickly spread his legs. As a result, his figure stagnated, so one leg stepped on the edge of the stone platform, and the other leg fell to the ground, and a beautiful horse came to his legs.

"Good leg skills!"

Seeing this situation, Liang Hong was not pressing, and shouted, turned around and left. However, Tian Boguang's face was purple and red at this time, and his expression was a little strange. It was obvious that there was something abnormal in his body.

However, he still didn't want to admit defeat, so he immediately closed his legs and turned around to chase Liang Hong. Liang Hong circled around and jumped onto the stone platform again after a few strokes. Tian Boguang had no choice but to chase after him and jumped onto the stone platform again. As a result, he jumped up this time, but because his legs were inconvenient, he could not jump up with his legs. He could only go out with one foot first and another one again, so he made a big step, which caused somewhere on his body to tear even more violently, and he couldn't help but feel a little bit unstoppable.

At this time, Liang Hong still didn't fight him head-on. Seeing him jumping onto the stone platform, the bastard turned over and jumped off the stone platform, turned around and ran away. His speed was faster than a rabbit, and it was so angry that Tian Boguang was so angry that he was alive.

"Liang Hong, if you are really a hero, just fight well, don't jump up and down like this. Tian doesn't like this kind of children's game!" Tian Boguang looked embarrassed and looked at the stone platform. He wanted to jump down, but he was worried that Liang Hong would jump to the stone platform again after he was about to wait for a moment, so he hesitated.

At this time, the onlookers looked at the situation of the two, and were a little confused and didn't know what had happened.

"You want to fight him well? Humph, it's harder than climbing the sky. When will this bastard fight with someone like a man? You're really a ghost!" At this time, Lin Pingzhi looked at Tian Boguang with a look of sympathy.

"Brother Liang really can't change his vulgar spirit. He always runs around like this in fighting, which is so annoying to death!" The little nuns of Hengshan Sect also sighed helplessly.

"I think this guy doesn't have any real skills, right? He can't beat Tian Boguang at all, so he will run away. Hey, it's really despising," the heroes also whispered.

However, just when everyone was suspicious, Liang Hong smiled and stood in the field with a knife, waved to Tian Boguang and said, "Brother Tian, ​​come on, let's fight again."

"Hmph, I can't go down. Don't you like to jump on this stone platform? I'm waiting for you here. If you have the ability, come up again!" Tian Boguang looked at Liang Hong and said.

"Hahaha, Brother Tian," Liang Hong laughed, then looked at Tian Boguang with a wink and said, "I'm afraid you don't want to come down, but because of some other reasons, right? I've heard of this, I've raised my legs too high and it's easy to get the eggs. Hehe, hehe--"

"You!" Hearing this, Tian Boguang's face suddenly turned pale. He quickly understood Liang Hong's idea. He knew that he had fallen into his trap. He couldn't help but be furious and jumped down with gritted teeth. He waved the knife and wanted to find Liang Hong to fight desperately, but Liang Hong smiled wickedly, and then rushed towards the stone platform.

This time, Tian Boguang was completely discouraged. He was too afraid of the stone platform. After staring at the stone platform for a while, hesitating for a while, he had no choice but to throw the knife and bow to Liang Hong and sighed: "Brother Liang is very tricky, Tian is ashamed of himself. Tian lost this game."

"Hey, what's going on?" Tian Boguang's words immediately made the people around him stunned, and then someone shouted: "What's this called? Why did you admit defeat? Chase and kill that bastard!"

"Yes, that bastard is so rude, beat him up!"

"Blow him, pick up the knife, Tian Boguang, you are useless!"

"It's not useless, it's just absent, hey, it's really disappointing!"

“…”

The heroes were furious and each waved their fists and cursed.
Chapter completed!
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