Chapter 15 Bring back a monster
Liu Yanzhi was overjoyed. Isn’t this Zuo Ci? He still holds grudges after more than ten years. He has no good feelings for this demon. In addition to being hostile, he also has some fear. After all, this guy is the most powerful sorcerer in the Three Kingdoms period.
"The golden elixir has been digested for a long time, and it has turned into shit and burped into the fertile fields. If you want, go to the wheat field at the entrance of the village to find the most vigorous millet field." Liu Yanzhi casually whispered, smog the seven orifices of Zuo Ci's qi, and quietly took out the plasma stick developed by Hannibal with his right hand and hid it behind him.
"Then I will use your flesh and blood to create another golden elixir. Let's see how it is!" Zuo Ci waved the vine stick in his hand and smashed it towards him. Liu Yanzhi flashed, and the bachelor in his hand gently stroked Zuo Ci's neck. The high temperature of plasma of ten thousand degrees immediately qian turned the flesh and blood. Zuo Ci's head flew out and shouted in the hollow seed: "What a quick knife!"
"This is not a knife, it is a flashlight." Liu Yanzhi withdrew the plasma flame, turned his back to Zuo Ci without looking back, and called the Party Aiguo: "Let's go."
Dang Maiguo pointed at Liu Yanzhi behind him, showing a look of horror.
Liu Yan turned around and saw a stream of blue smoke coming out of Zuo Ci's neck, curling up into the sky, forming a new Zuo Ci in the air, with clear hair, eyebrows and eyes, but the lower half of the body was not clear enough.
Dang Maiguo rubbed his eyes. Although he had heard of illusions, he had never seen such a real and terrifying illusions. Zuo Ci was indeed well-known.
Zuo Ci in the air laughed: "Thief, what are you doing to me?"
Liu Yanzhi was shocked. He really had no choice but to use Zuo Ci, but thinking about it on the other hand, Zuo Ci also had no choice but to use himself. He put his hands on his hips and laughed wildly at Zuo Ci in the air: "Demon, what can you do to me?"
The two of them quarreled from time to time, but neither of them took action. Zuo Ci didn't take action because he couldn't beat Liu Yanzhi. Liu Yanzhi didn't take action to cut Zuo Ci because he knew it was just a phantom, and it would be useless if it was cut. But then again, where is Zuo Ci's real body...
He quietly kept his mind, his muscles tightened and his secretly alert. Sure enough, his hands invisibly strangled his throat, but he could not see any trace.
Dang Maiguo was surprised to see Liu Yanzhi fall to the ground for no reason, and he was struggling in pain, which scared him to retreat repeatedly. Zuo Ci was indeed a monster, and Liu Yanzhi was not his opponent. What should I do? Two monsters fight, so he should lean aside, just as he was a mortal. Just when he was about to slip away, the situation suddenly reversed 180 degrees. Liu Yanzhi turned over and pressed the invisible monster under his body, punched him hard, and punched him seven or eight times. Then Zuo Ci disappeared in the air. A blue-robed Taoist appeared under Liu Yanzhi and begged for mercy and said, "Stop hitting!"
Liu Yan stopped his hand, jumped up, stood up and bowed, "Mr. Yuan Fang, offended." He pretended to be painful just now, numbing Zuo Ci's vigilance and taking the opportunity to stop it, but he stopped when he saw it, and it was not realistic to completely kill Zuo Ci.
Zuo Ci stood up and patted the dust on his body. It can be seen that this is indeed his true body. After twelve years, his appearance has not changed at all. He is still a fairy-like figure, as elegant as a scholar, and his blindness is just an illusion he disguised.
"Forget it, this is also your fortune." Zuo Ci said angrily, "I ask you, are you willing to be my apprentice."
"What did you say?" Liu Yanzhi didn't believe his ears. He was fighting so hard that he would take someone as his apprentice if he had a disagreement. Zuo Ci really had a personality.
"Agree quickly, agree quickly." The Party patriotism urged in a low voice, "The opportunity is rare."
Liu Yanzhi said, "Why? Why?"
Zuo Ci was furious: "If you don't agree, you will return my golden elixir!"
Liu Yan said straight: "The golden elixir has become a fat field, you want to find a farmland!"
Zuo Ci said: "All nonsense is talking, the golden elixir has long been transformed into your body. It is not ordinary grains that can be reincarnated. If I kill you and do not die, I can only accept you as my disciple. Only then will I not be wronged by these golden elixirs."
Liu Yanzhi's heart moved. He swallowed Zuo Ci's gourd golden elixir, but he had not yet performed his effect. Taking Zuo Ci as his master can awaken these sleeping golden elixirs. Maybe he is like the lucky ones in martial arts novels who fall off a cliff and meet the dying master, and instantly increases his skills by several cents. However, Zuo Ci will never do a loss-making business, and he must tie up other conditions to accept disciples.
"Do you want me to help you support the Han Dynasty?" Liu Yanzhi thought of Zuo Ci's joke about Cao Cao in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and deliberately teased him.
"The Han Dynasty has been exhausted, and Cao Wei cannot hold on for a few years. The world is divided and merged, and what he does." Zuo Ci said, "The Taoist people do not care about ordinary things, and becoming immortals and enlightenment is the great way."
Liu Yan said straight: "It's all my business to become an immortal."
Zuo Ci was so angry that he smoked: "Then give me the golden elixir!"
Liu Yan said straight: "I snatched it with my ability, why should I return it to you?"
Zuo Ci was speechless for a moment. After enduring for a while, he adjusted and said slowly: "These seventy-two golden elixirs were refined by me for thirty years of collecting the spiritual energy, blood, flesh and soul of all things, birds, and beasts. If you take it, you can ascend in the daytime and be ranked in the immortal class, but you are still missing something..."
"I'm afraid it's not that simple." Liu Yanzhi stared at Zuo Ci and said, "Don't think I've forgotten in the past twelve years. These golden elixirs were refined by you using the flesh and blood of demons in the world. You are furious because you can never find so many demons again, right? So you want to calm me down, take you as your teacher, go back to the mountain with you, find an opportunity to trap me and kill me, and use my flesh and blood to refine another big golden elixir."
Zuo Ci, who was told to be worried, shook her sleeves and turned her back to her face.
"Actually, there is another way to solve it." Liu Yan said straight, "I know that there are monsters in a place that are rampant. You, a warlock who likes to collect monster flesh and blood, will definitely be very happy when you go there. I will take you there. Tell me how to use these golden elixirs, so don't use the guise of apprenticeship. Do you think this business can be done?"
Zuo Ci thought for a while and said, "The deal is completed."
Liu Yanzhi whispered to Dang Aiguo and asked him when he could make the crossing cabin. Dang Aiguo said that the crossing cabin is easy to build and wormholes are difficult to find. At present, only the wormholes on Cuiwei Mountain can be crossed in two directions.
Zuo Ci had excellent ears, and the two of them could not hide their whispers from him, and said dissatisfiedly: "You just need to tell me the location and I can go by myself."
Liu Yan said straight: "You can't go even if you say it. It's too far."
Zuo Ci said, "You wait for a moment." After that, he disappeared without a trace, and after a stick of incense, he reappeared with a green banana in his hand.
Their location is in Shandong Province, with a temperate climate, and the places where bananas are produced are all tropical. Not to mention the late Eastern Han Dynasty, even in the north of the Republic of China period, bananas are rare. Even for families like Zhang Xueliang, it is a luxury to eat bananas. Zuo Ci can rush to the tropical rainforest to pick bananas within fifteen minutes, which is impossible for Liu Yanzhi to do.
"Where can't I go?" Zuo Ciyang asked proudly. Liu Yan went through the banana to check, and the sputum was still fresh, obviously it was newly picked, not the props hidden on his body.
"How did you do it?" he couldn't help asking.
Some of the magical records in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms are not fabricated. For example, Zuo Ci was able to catch bass only produced in Songjiang in the fish pond in Cao Cao Yecheng, and could draw a dragon on the wall and take out the dragon's liver from the dragon's belly. These may not be foolish, and some are real skills.
"It's too late to become a disciple now." Zuo Ci finally calmed down Liu Yanzhi, in a good mood, and smiled while stroking his beard.
"He can quantize himself, and he can move instantly and be everywhere." Dang Aiguo explained, "This is mysterious, but it is not without scientific basis. In fact, like the principle of the Detroit time travel machine, our return process is actually a process of quantum reshaping. Zuo Ci did not master the ability to travel through time, perhaps because of the limitation of cognition. His world is three-dimensional and there is no concept of four-dimensional space."
"But why do we take him back?" Liu Yan was confused, and the magic and science were mixed together, and he became confused.
"Try it." Dang Paiguo Road, "Let's stand hand in hand and start the return program to see if we can pull him back."
It took Zuo Ci five minutes to explain the four-dimensional space. Zuo Ci was so excited that she burst into tears. She sighed that such a simple truth could not be thought of, but thinking about it is one thing, and doing it is another. Anywhere he can move to instantly is the place he has been to, keeping the coordinate positioning in mind, letting him teleport until two thousand years later, he had no way to start.
The three of them found a secluded place and stood hand in hand. Dang Maiguo started the return procedure, and the three of them disappeared instantly.
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In 2020, in the rural farmlands in Dezhou City, Shandong Province, three people dressed in Eastern Han Dynasty suddenly appeared. Zuo Ci opened her eyes and looked around, but there seemed to be no change.
He walked out of the farmland and looked around. Not far away was a village. The walls were painted with advertisements for the county's home appliance shopping malls. Most of the houses were small buildings with two-story buildings and the bungalows were covered with tiles. A Juli brand agricultural vehicle passed by, and the machine roared, which scared Zuo Ci.
Four young Shamatts sat in the carriage of the agricultural vehicle, dyed colorful heads and colorful faces. They went to the market to participate in the singing and dancing competition held by the county mobile company. They were dressed in a very charming and weird manner today.
"It's indeed an era where many demons emerge." Zuo Ci was so excited that tears flowed all over, and he was about to hunt the demons.
Liu Yanzhi quickly pressed him down: "Zuo Laosi'er, don't move for a moment. These are little monsters. They are not worthy of your constant attacks. There are even bigger monsters."
"I believe you for a while." Zuo Ci stopped and the three of them watched the agricultural vehicle pass by. The Shamatts held cigarettes in their mouths. Looking at the three uncles dressed in ancient costumes, a young man joked with a strong Texas accent: "At such an old age, he is still playing with Cosprey." With a flash of his hand, the cigarette butt flew out far away.
Zuo Ci took a few steps, picked up a cigarette butt from the ground and looked carefully, murmured: "What does big chicken mean?"
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Chapter completed!