[Smoke Pot Palladium] Spoof Gecko vs. Ximen(1/3)
This story took place a long time ago~~~~ but it's known how long it took to be 8!
**** Among the mountains, a large pair of people shuttled through a very narrow mountain road. The leading man was wearing a white long gown and looked quite handsome. This man was a famous Grand Secretary in Beijing. Lord Yang Rui and Yang, followed by a sedan chair. The person who was accused was Lord Yang's wife Chen Ziyue. Behind it was densely followed by a large group of soldiers holding drastic moves. Because the mountain road was too narrow, he could only walk with two people. Therefore, this group of people looked like a long dragon from a distance.
It became more and more difficult to walk in front of *******. There were mountains on both sides. At this moment, hundreds of men holding weapons suddenly appeared in front of them. The weapons in the hands of these people were all kinds of, which was quite funny! ~
******* "I have opened this mountain, I have planted this tree. I have to walk here and leave to buy money." A handsome man in the lead said, his voice was not loud, but everyone present felt as if someone was saying it in his ears.
******* "Protect Lord Yang, Mrs. Yang..." The soldier in the head shouted loudly, but after saying this, I felt a little dizzy. But I still cheered up. But the soldier behind seemed to have no response. When I looked back, I saw that the soldiers fell down softly~! The soldier was shocked... "How could it suddenly...ah...my head..." He fell down before he finished speaking! ~
**********There is nothing but Lord Yang and his wife in the field.
******* "Mr. Yang quickly hand over the pure copy in your hand, and I will be able to put the master and your wife... Haha~~~" the man in the lead smiled.
******* "What kind of manuscript is saved?" Lord Yang pretended to be confused.
******* "I don't tell lies in front of the Ming people. I have known for a long time that Lai Changyi and Master Lai have handed over all the pure manuscripts in his hands to you. Lord Yang will hand them over quickly to avoid the pain of flesh and blood." The man said.
*******"Hehe... I don't know the surname and name of the Sage Master in front?" asked Lord Yang.
*******"Hehe... If you don't have a name or a surname when you are down... The lewd door - the West Gate blows snow." Ximen said proudly.
*******"Oh... Is that blowing snow in the west gate that is afraid of sunlight and shade? "The man from Yang Dazhao was surprised to prepare a dress for food. "I admire you for a long time..."
******* "That... is just a ** number given by a friend in the Jianghu. How can Yangda** people willing to hand over the saved manuscript?" Mr. Yangda** who heard the famous Beijing teacher actually knew his name, and Ximen was satisfied.
******* "Then it depends on whether there is any ** book under the wall? When will the other party come out and change it?" Lord Yang said in a voice.
As soon as the ****** sound stopped, only a moment saw. There were 2 men and 1 woman appearing on the body of Yangda**.
******* "You... are you the famous man who is afraid of sunshine and hand-written by the West Gate's big snow blowing squid?" One of the more old-fashioned men said wonder.
******* "Well..." Ximen Dafeng certainly disdained to talk to such people. "It seems that Yang Daren has a trick? I still underestimated the adults. But he couldn't help but use these two people to take down hundreds of my lewd brothers?" Ximen didn't even take the first man to say the first thing.
******* "I have also admired Mr. Ximen for a long time... I have a pure party, Maple Forest Gecko, this is a little zombie in my inner rosy." As he said that, he gave up a woman in gorgeous clothes and looks quite beautiful. The woman has curved eyebrows, long eyelashes, rosy mouth, and tender and smooth skin.
******* "The little girl, Xiao Zodiac, met Mr. Ximen... I have long admired Mr. Ximen's name. I am lucky to see him today. It is a blessing for the little girl." After saying that, he gave a gentle bow.
******* "The girl is so polite, she really kills the young actor..." After saying that, she was also worried about giving a gift. "Go back to the point, should you give me a gift or not? Give me a happy gift?" Seeing that Lord Yang didn't say anything, Ximen was also anxious. The two masters of the Pure Party actually came out. It seems that it is a bit difficult to save this manuscript. What are you afraid of if it is difficult? I am afraid of who has passed.
******* "My husband, this young master Ximen is afraid that there are some urgent matters. I think we should finish it as soon as possible." Xiao Zorokao looked at the gecko with a smile and said.
******* "My wife, this young master Ximen is anxious, so why don't I be anxious? I have been with this old ** Yang for more than a week, but I haven't done anything I love with her for a while." After saying that, she smiled evilly.
******* "Honey, are you anxious? After you send this old Yang, I will let you choose..." He looked at Ximen with spring.
********** "This adulterer and erotic woman actually said this hundred people from all over the place, saying these words, where did I place my erotic gate?" Mr. Ximen thought.
******* "What a couple of adulterers and mistresses, they actually said such words in front of me, lewd door. Lao Ziying Chuan Zhen'er didn't overestimate her ability to ask for some tricks." A handsome young man with a long sword in his hand walked out! ~
******* "Will you go to me or my young master?" "I'm evil... Bah... I can only feel wronged. I'm interested in men's rice!~" After saying that, he grabbed a handful of Xiao Zodiac's PP. Xiao Zodiac's face turned red, and he waved forward slightly, and then he broke away from the gecko's lewd palm.
**** Yingchuan Zhen'er was quite dissatisfied with seeing that ** was ** a woman came out to fight. As an elite sect, she actually ran out of a woman when she was handsome for the first time. If she lost, she would be unable to gain a foothold in the future. So she was even more careful.
******* "This sword is unknown. When I was 11 years old, I found it in a secret room in my backyard. The sword is 1.6 meters long, 0.08 meters wide, and weighs more than 3 kilograms. I have learned the sword-transfer method of Yingchuan Sword since I was a child. Please, a girl." After saying that, he made a gesture of invitation.
*******"Little woman, this whip - water-like (sporting flowers) is more than 2 meters long, please give me advice."
******* "Occursed..." Before he finished speaking, Yingchuan Zhen'er had already attacked with a sword. He stabbed the left chest of the ** beauty. "Ah... why are you so careless..." Yingchuan Zhen'er began to feel annoyed. She was too heavy to attack again and was unable to defeat her. But before Yingchuan Zhen'er had finished complaining, the beauty in front of her had lost her trace. Yingchuan Zhen'er was shocked and felt a strong wind coming from the back of her head. She quickly lowered her head and almost avoided a move. Unexpectedly, the whip turned around in the air like eyes, and attacked Yingchuan Zhen'er the next time. Yingchuan Zhen'er had no power to fight back in front of the little Zodiac tiger.
******* "Stop, the 2nd-rate member of the family actually bullies me **The second-rate member of the Lustful Sect, what is the purpose? Is there no one in the Lustful Sect?" Ximen saw that Yingchuan Zhen'er was no match for fighting and was not aware of it, which would only ruin the reputation of the Lustful Sect.
********** And our Yingchuan Zhen'er felt even more depressed. When the labor and capital entered the lewd sect, the head of the sect said that labor and capital were the elite of the sect, so he should have been demoted to a second-rate person in this way. He felt so depressed! ~ We won't say much!
*******Watching the changes on the field, Lord Yang's brain was also running like lightning. He just speculated that the three geckos were not Ximen's opponents. It seemed that he was the only one who used the killer move first. He muttered silently, and his hands kept changing gestures...
******* "My wife, I just fooled my husband. If I have someone with 3-long and 2-shortness, how can you live in the future? ... I have lost someone to help me warm my feet." Gecko pretended to be heartbroken.
*******"It's all my fault. You shouldn't scare your husband. After you go back, Zoropause will let you deal with it." Xiao Zoropause said pitifully.
******* "Sister Xiao Zodiac, your whip method has improved greatly~ Do you often practice it with Gecko at home?" The honest-looking man next to him said lewdly. Looking at this person's appearance, he would never believe that this words came from him. Mr. Ximen here also discovered the problem. Lord Yang's gesture made him alert...
******* "Young Master Ximen, I... I am your fan~~ Do you want it for me to sign an autograph?" After saying that, the man crossed his hands and twisted the thick PP in front of him.
*******"Wow..." Dozens of lewd slutty sect members vomited on the spot...
**********The little Zodiac tiger resisted the impulse of vomiting and said, "That little woman asks Mr. Ximen to give me advice..."
********** "Slow..." As the words came out, a young man also held a long sword.
********** "Do you still remember the next one?" the man asked with anticipation.
******* "You are... Brother Aesmerada?" Xiao Yaohu also showed a sincere smile. "Brother Aesmerada has not seen each other for many years, so my little sister is very worried."
********** "Yes... Do you still remember the spring you and I had in the past? "
********** "Brother Aesmerada is going to be talking about it. Now my little sister is already *. I hope my brother will forget about his youth earlier, right?"
********** "Is this what you can forget if you can forget? Do you know what the most painful thing in the world is?" Unconsciously, the names of the two people also became warm. "There was once a sincere love in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. I regret it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me a chance to do it again, I would say three words to the girl: I love you. If I have to add a deadline to this love, I hope it is... ten thousand years... **" After that, I unconsciously left a tear.
******* "What's the use of brother saying this? You have entered the lewd gate. And my younger sister is also the leader of the Pure Party. We are bound to meet each other." After saying that, she made up some determination to raise the long whip in her hand. The sound of a whip hitting the ground was the sound of a whip. "Young Master Aesmerada, we will come today to save the grudges of the past 10 years!"
**** "Is this really the only one?" After saying that, my eyes were extremely sad. "Then come on..."
******* The little Zodiac was already ahead of him, and Esmerada also pulled out the sword in his hand to stand with the little demon tiger. Others may not be able to see anything, but all this fell into Luo Ximen's eyes. Esmerada is the leader of the Lustful Sect 2, killing more than a thousand enemies. This time, this time, just looking at his movements was a move to seek death. Ximen secretly used his energy, and a finger force attacked the little demon tiger with a beating one finger. I don't know if this finger force is too small or the little Zodiac didn't pay attention to these, and the finger force hit Luo Xiao Zodiac's feet directly.
****"Ouch..." The little demon tiger fell to the ground without having time to stop the force...
******* "Sister Xiao Yaohu, what's wrong with you? Why did you fall down? Are you too excited to meet an old lover?" The man with an honest face said and walked over and wanted to help Xiao Yaohu up. "My toes hurt!" The little Yaohu's face was flushed and in pain. The man was embarrassed to tease him again.
******* "Then let me help my sister take a look." Without waiting, the little demon tiger's reaction was how to sit next to the little demon tiger, and picked up the little demon tiger's injured foot. He skillfully took off the little demon tiger's shoes and socks... Suddenly a cute 3-inch golden lotus appeared in front of the man. "You should be gentler in the pot, it's the first time I... I'm so crooked to my feet... afraid of pain." The little demon tiger said embarrassedly. Who knew that this man had forgotten where he was, and just looked at the legendary 3-inch golden lotus foolishly. He turned a blind eye to the words of the little demon tiger. The gecko could not stand the movements of the two people, but he thought of the little demon tiger with that ** What is so clear and heat-clear, so I haven't come here. But now my woman has taken off her shoes and socks in front of someone else's eyes. It's something that only I can appreciate. Now I've been seen by other men. In the future, I'll ask me how to get on the gecko in the world. I thought to myself and walked over quickly... But I saw that the ** man holding his wife's golden lotus and what's that shiny thing. The paralyzed SB actually drooled and was so angry. He walked up and kicked him directly. "Ah... Brother Gecko, what do you mean?" The man who was called a pot crust by the little Zoroastrian tiger after taking a kick said aggrievedly.
******* "You** said good-lookingly, looking at my wife's feet, saliva flowed out." Gecko said angrily.
******* "Brother Gecko is misunderstanding, and he is embracing his attitude, and he has no other thoughts in his heart." As he said that, he touched the saliva on his face and said to himself, "Damn, I haven't been into a woman for a long time, and now I'm getting worse and worse. I'm saliva when I look at my feet.
"Brother Gecko is misunderstanding, and he is emphasizing, and he has no other thoughts in his heart." As he said that, he touched the saliva on his face and said to himself, "Damn, I haven't been into a woman for a long time, and now I'm getting worse and worse. I see that my lower feet are even saliva flowing out. Fortunately, I brushed my teeth when I woke up in the morning, and this saliva is not too smelly."
**** "This is also something you can appreciate? Labor and capital..." He acted as if he was about to kick the potba again.
*******"Honey, do you dislike Zodiac?" The little demon tiger on the ground said sadly.
******* "My wife, my husband loves you too late, how can you dislike you? Don't think too much, let's be kind to you when you go home. Let's leave, it's nothing to do with these things, it's bad for the interest of labor and capital. Madam, let's go home..." Then he picked up the little demon tiger on the ground.
******* "I follow my husband's arrangements in everything..." The little demon tiger snuggled in the arms of the gecko shrimp, looking happy. Aesmerada, who was looking far away, felt inexplicable pain and anger.
******* "Well... I'll leave this to you. My wife and I are in a hurry to go back and do something we love. We don't have time to care about these things." After that, the two disappeared in front of everyone.
"Did Lord Yang have any tricks that have not been taken out?" He PASS directly for this disgusting person.
******* "You, who has identified a lifelong contract with me, quickly show up to help me help me understand the miscellaneous things in front of me..." As the singing was completed, a light curtain appeared between the lewd gate and the gecko. After the light curtain dissipated, the person who appeared in the place was a M6 automatic rifle, with bullets hanging on his shoulders. There were 5 grenades on his waist. The towering chest proved that she was a woman. She wore a huge sunglasses on her face and couldn't see the long and miscellaneous appearance. However, from the outline of her face, she could still tell that she was a big beauty.
******* "My lord doesn't know what orders are, Tang Yu Lingding should have given all his strength..." The beautiful girl knelt on one knee in front of Lord Yang and said.
******* "You don't have to be too polite to the Yu Ling. Please get up quickly." As he said that, the woman who returned home helped her.
**Tang Yuling's appearance was greatly unexpected to the lewd gate... A sudden appearance appeared in public, and everyone was incomprehensible to everyone due to the completely different character from everyone. But when everyone saw Tang Yuling's appearance, they were very surprised, and there was also amazing...
********** "Does my master want Yu Ling to solve the character in front?" Tang Yu Ling asked, but while she was speaking, she had already put the M6 automatic rifle in her hand on the good hall and opened the safety... A series of ** "kaka" sounds and Tang Yu Ling's actions surprised everyone in the lewd gate.
********* "That's right, you don't have to reserve anything, you can just let go and fight." Lord Yang said sternly.
********** After saying "yes", he pulled the trigger.
*******"Tat..."
********** "Everyone retreated." Ximen stood up sternly and used his "sun-fearing hand" that shocked the world. Countless bullets attacked the lewd sects, and Ximen stood in the middle. There was no fear on his face.
********* "Dangdang..." Ximen actually bounced away the bullets fired by Tang Yuling.
*******"Kaka..." More than 100 bullets on Tang Yuling's body were shot in an instant... But when he saw that the person in front was standing in front of ** without any injuries.
**********"Dingding..." Ximen spread his hands and left all the bullets in his hand. "My God... what kind of hidden weapon is this? It's so soup when I send it out... It's weird that I can't afford to simmer two or three times. It's so miserable. When I was intimate with Mimi at night, my hands were like this, so what would I feel..." Ximen said hatefully. "No, my hands hurt so much now. Hurry up and find a place with water to bubble. Well... that's it."
********** "Where are the four great protectors?" Ximen said seriously, and there was no sign of inappropriateness on his face.
************ "I'm here." Four people with uneven appearances immediately walked out next to "I'm here."
********** "This is for you for now... This sect leader has some small matters to deal with." Ximen just hoped to find some water to soak his hands quickly, but he couldn't show it too urgently. If these sects saw how they could establish their authority in front of them in the future. So he had to say carelessly to the four people.
********** "This..." The four people looked unwilling. All the members of the lewd sect saw the fierce attack of the weapons in Tang Yuling's hand just now. How dare they take over this hot potato? "I don't know what the head of the sect has to do, so it's better to hand it over to the next few people..."
********** "Rareless, do you have to do something with you and others?" Ximen interrupted angrily.
********** "Yes... Is it... I'm damn, I wonder how long it will take for the head to go? How to deal with the affairs here?" said one of the young men in his 20s.
********** "Today I will let you four show your strength and let others know how powerful I am in the 4 guardians of the Lustful Sect..." After saying that, before the four people** responded, they rushed out quickly, and the final shadow was lost in the blink of an eye.
**********Watching the leader's departure, the army was even more dismal. Seeing the power of the murder weapon in Tang Yuling's hand, the four people hesitated and dared not step forward, but when they thought of the leader's explanation, the four people winked at each other and took a step forward at the same time.
******* "In the lower east, Mr. Qiao Sheng..."
******* "Forget clockwise in the lower West Evil..."
*******"In Xia Nanjian Cocoa Coffee..."
******* "I am in the Tang Dynasty, the remnant of the Northern Dang Dynasty... Please give me advice..." The four of them did not dare to ask for help when they saw the fierce weapon, so they asked for a fight together.
**********At this time, everyone present woke up from the fierce attack of Tang Tang. When they heard the words of the four people, they all looked full of admiration.
******* And our Lord Yang and the Guoba brothers of the Pure Party were also secretly marveling Ximen's "Sun-Shadowing Hand" just now. After all, Guoba is also a martial artist, how could he not know how fierce the attack was just now? If he were a half-baked guy, he would have been killed on the spot... Lord Yang was also secretly shocked, but Ximen's sudden departure also made him know that although Ximen had nothing on the surface, he must have suffered a secret loss. Thinking of this face, a smile could not help but appear.
****Xiao Tangtang didn't expect that someone could take on the continuous attacks of his M6... After hearing the four people's words, they didn't report it yet! ~
**** "Wowhaha... The lewd gate is indeed shameless. Four people joined forces to bully a woman?" With the cheerful laughter of geckos and the little demon tiger appeared in everyone's face.
To be continued...