Chapter 017: Two or three incidents when encountering policewomen on the road (2) ()

"I didn't say I'm right, but Miss, are you right? Let's not say it when driving in the evening," I pointed to the traffic sign around the corner and said, "Look at what is written there. Motor vehicles are prohibited from turning left before blackjack. The speed limit is forty kilometers. What time is now? 8:30! Look at the brake mark you left, the speed before the brake is probably far more than forty hours?"

The beauty was speechless by me, and her face looked better than eating Coptis chinensis.

I've seen it long ago. Even if this girl is a policeman, she is definitely not a traffic policeman. She is most likely in her heart, and she uses the opportunity to vent her vent. "I'm driving drunk, you turn left in violation of regulations, so we can't say anyone else. It's not good for both parties if it's bad. Since the person and the car are fine, let's just forget it. I'm in a hurry and leave first, please give it up."

If she has a little IQ, she should know it well. If she really makes things worse, she is more unlucky than me. At most, I will deduct my driver's license and fine, but she may face disciplinary punishment. Just imagine, if I am punished, how can I not complain to the police about her bad attitude just now?

The policewoman obviously couldn't swallow this anger and said fiercely, "You guy, you have a habit, it's better not to fall into my hands in the future..."

"So what if it falls into your hands? Do you dare to eat me?"

"you..."

Perhaps hearing the noise between me and the policewoman, Murphy in the car moaned softly, "Water..."

I was about to get into the car when I quickly opened the car door and replied, "Go home soon, there will be water when you get home."

"Stop, don't leave!" The policewoman who was already pale and as if he had just swallowed a dead mouse, after hearing Murphy's voice, he seemed to have injected excessive stimulant. His mind changed a lot of 180 degrees. Before I could react, she tightly stuck the owner with the car door. "Boy, I now suspect that you intend to rape a woman!"

What? I am a virgin who is clean and virgin, and I am still a virgin. Who is the woman? Is Murphy? This material is too messy! I am so funny and funny, both coke and angry. I have never seen a policeman with such a childish temper. "Sister, who did I rape me?"

The policewoman emphasized proudly: "I didn't say that you were raped, but you were intentional. I honestly told me that the six raped women's blackmail cases happened this month were all done by you? Could it be that you are the mastermind of the Beitian City Nude Photo Sect incident? Humph, when I saw you, I thought something was wrong. I said, look at you, you are not old and dressed so poorly, how could you drive a BMW? Say, what is your surname and what is your relationship with the woman in the car? Did you drug her?!"

"Have you made enough troubles? At least there must be a limit for kidding!" I was really angry, and the police were making unreasonable troubles. The nude photo scandal? Are you thinking I, Chen ○xi?! Will you still be wrongly accused me of rape of the old lady who picked up rags on the roadside? But before our eyebrows were raised, the cold sweat came down first, the gloomy and black guns hit my forehead!

It turned out to be a detective!

"Who is joking with you?" The policewoman said with a cold face and said word by word: "Answer my question honestly!"

Damn, do you even take out a gun when you are talking? I am pure and can't help but feel the desire to commit a crime. My buddy is willing to give her the first time and rape her! Thinking about it, we have no prospects, so we obediently reported our name, afraid that she would not believe it, so we handed her ID card and driver's license to her. I have lived for nearly twenty-four years. This is the first time I saw a real gun, and the gun was still pressed against my forehead. This perverted woman, and I know if she would tremble her fingers and get out of fire.

"Is the woman in the car your boss?" The smelly woman clumped her eyebrows and sarcastically said, "You guy has a unique taste."

Grass! I resisted the urge to suck her and said lightly: "If I like you, it will be a unique taste. My boss is at least thirty years younger than you, and she is only twenty-five."

The policewoman's expression, which had just calmed down a little, broke out again, grinding his teeth with hatred. Although he didn't say anything, from the reaction of glaring at me, this young man was quite confident in his appearance. It was rare that she could show a little feminine look.

"Miss, Miss, please wake up..." The smelly woman pointed the gun at the back of my head, and asked me to squat in front of the car window, trying to wake up Murphy in the car. Murphy had just vomited, and she was not sleeping very heavily. She raised her head in a daze, her tired pretty face had a unique charm, which made us both stunned at the same time.

Without the disguise of coldness and seriousness, Murphy looked just a young girl. I couldn't help but ridicule the female policewoman and said, "See, my boss is younger and more beautiful than you, older-Aunt."

"I..." The policewoman wanted to commit violence, but Murphy's youthful and beautiful appearance was placed here. She felt guilty when she said the wrong thing with her preconceived thoughts. She had to swallow her anger and asked Murphy: "Hello Miss, do you know this gentleman?"

Murphy looked at me dullly with a pair of misty eyes. With my encouraging and expecting eyes, her eyes gradually regained their spirits. She suddenly stretched out her hands, made a hug, and then called out a name that made me almost bite my tongue, "Dad..."

"Damn! You are indeed a lewd demon!" The beautiful policeman swears violently in anger and kicks me in the butt, "Don't tell me that you have a daughter older than you, you are so perverted. Let me see how you are still stubborn! Tell me quickly, have you drugged her?!"

I feel so frustrated that I don’t care about guns or cannons behind my head. I crawled into the window and shook Murphy’s shoulder hard, “Mr. Mo, my dear sister, you can at least see clearly before you speak. See clearly, who am I? Who am I?"

"Hmm?" Murphy lazily raised her body, and finally recognized it before the beautiful policeman thought I was intimidated, and asked in confusion: "Chu Nan? Why are you here? Where is this?"

The stinky policewoman ignored my aggrieved gaze and confirmed again: "Miss, do you really know him?"

"I know, of course I know," Murphy didn't get drunk, and she looked even more drunk, hooked my neck generously and said in a daze: "He is Chu Nan, we are colleagues... No, it's a friend, haha, my friend..."

"Is that true..." The smelly woman looked very disappointed, put away her gun, and glared at me angrily, "I'm sorry, I'm wrong."

I didn't see that she was apologizing at all, but Murphy was so drunk that my little ancestor Chu Yuan was still squatting at home. She didn't have time to take back her ID card and driver's license from her. She said angrily: "I'm generous and don't bother with you. I'll draw guns to ordinary citizens? You'll meet me today. If it were someone else, you'll be in trouble! Humph, I advise you to buy some Jingxin oral liquid after going home. If you're an endocrine disorder, you have to pay attention to conditioning. Don't catch people on the street casually. If you're seeing them, you will seriously affect the righteous image of the police uncle in their impression. Oh, sorry, you are a police aunt..."

People say they are drunk and talk about the wheels and the wheels are rotating. I can't avoid the common sense, and I'm so whispering that she always complains.

Perhaps the stinky policewoman realized the consequences of what I said, or she was just dissatisfied with my arrogance but could not refute it. In short, after I drove away, I saw in the rearview mirror that she stood in the middle of the road unwillingly, secretly wiping her eyes with the back of her hand...
Chapter completed!