Option 1: You wash first - ladies are preferred, this is the etiquette of a gentleman and the most basic demeanor of a man.

Option 2: Let me wash first - men are superior to women. Now the world outside is equal to men and women, and strength is no longer the autocracy of men. When I get home and close my door, my buddy is no longer a bit arrogant and domineering. How can I revive my husband? So it’s okay to choose this.

After living together for so long, Dong Xiaoye cannot not understand me. Whether she chooses one or two, or she chooses me, I don’t care. To put it more elegantly, this is called multi-faceted values. To put it simply, it is both casual and easy-going. To put it bluntly, it means that we have the spirit at the bottom. For things that are too lazy to care about or are not worth calculating, we can achieve spiritual self-ansthesia through self-slight, self-deprecation, and self-resolving, and forget it. I have never liked to care about women, especially because of this kind of trivial matter of who comes first and who comes after taking a bath. But Sister Hu still throws this problem to me casually, which is a proof of hidden murderous intent.

I seemed to hear the lightning bursting in my head. This is a sign that only occurs when I feel a crisis. If I can’t choose a good choice, I guess I won’t think about it tonight...

I think the "wash together" of option three is both a joke and a trap. The reason why it is called a joke is because I don't believe that Sister Hu who has been bored all the way will have the leisure and elegance of jokes. Therefore, she must have wanted to use such a joke-like joke to numb me, let me relax my vigilance, and then get carried away...

I bet that once my sperm is on my brain and says 'wash together', there will be a blow and kick to wipe out my evil desires and wash away my dirty and filthy soul... But I must not escape guiltily because I noticed that Sister Hu was deliberately trying to find trouble and go crazy, hide in the bathroom to take a shower and suppress my shock, and sort out my chaotic thoughts, otherwise my fate might be even worse - God knows whether Chu Yuan threw the underwear he changed into "stood" in a place that I could see clearly at a glance? The only thing I can be sure is that the girl definitely did not bring the changed clothes out of the bathroom. No matter whether I touched or not touched those clothes after entering the bathroom, it turned out that they were all stolen and caught. The pervert is caught in the current situation... Today is different from the past. Sister Hu didn't care about these details because she just thought that I had a pure brother-sister relationship with Chu Yuan, and her relationship was closer, and there were not so many in life.

Taboo is also a normal category, but since she has this question, she obviously noticed it. As a criminal policeman, I suspect that it is the most basic professional skill. Now in the eyes of Sister Hu, some normal things in the past may have become abnormal, let alone those things that were not very normal. For example, in the order of bathing, Chu Yuan is always ahead of me. For example, she never wears a small cover at home, but she always likes to lean in my arms without any warning, shaking her snow-white little feet to watch TV. Sister Hu has to think about it. Every time I bow my eyebrows at that time, is I watching Chu Yuan's feet or enjoying the spring light under the neckline of the stinky girl? For me, Sister Hu applied all her toes with sexy nail polish and carefully cared for those little feet every night. She would definitely be curious, right? Am I a foot fetish or a girl...

"You go first, I have to make the bed." In the midst of lightning, I had a lot of thoughts and took over Sister Hu's move with the only correct answer and extremely natural performance, but my shirt was soaked in sweat and stuck to my back.

"Yeah." Sister Hu's reaction was beyond my expectations. She stood up happily and walked straight to the bathroom.

Could it be that I was too suspicious? Sister Hu was not testing me at all, but playing with the mandarin ducks in the water? She was silent all the way, not because of my relationship with Chu Yuan, but because of the woman's sentiment, and could not let go of Mrs. Duanmu's story? Then did I miss a great opportunity just now? Although Sister Hu and I usually do a lot of affectionate things, they are really not as intimate as to be able to take a shower together. On the eve of the first time the police organized the arrest of Sand Boat, we almost crossed the line. Sister Hu satisfied my ** in a different way and made apologetically promise. She let me deal with it after the action, but I couldn't tell what was going on. Since then, let alone go further, even that

I never had such an opportunity again. This is related to my guilt towards Liusu and I couldn't force Sister Hu, but I am ashamed that my spiritual restraint is far from being able to restrain my behavior of not being able to detect my mental and physical health. The thing about taking advantage of tofu happens every day. Although Sister Hu doesn't resist or resist, she often takes the initiative to throw herself into her arms, but her clothes are getting harder to take off. I don't mention the promise that day, and she pretends to forget. I even feel that in addition to guarding the last bottom line, this girl is obedient to me, and is familiar with and using my personality. I know that I will always accommodate her, so I try my best to make up for me and comfort me...

Dong Xiaoye is a straightforward and simple person. He always says whatever he wants and does whatever he says. But this thing has always been something that I can't understand. But I am shy and hypocritical, and I am embarrassed to ask.

"Miss Xiaoye..."

"What? Have you changed your mind? Want to wash together?" Dong Xiaoye stopped at the bathroom door and turned around. She smiled arrogantly and charmingly. Her soft and thin white hands that seemed to be made of tofu but could break tiles and bricks. One was on the waist and the other supported the door frame with her elbow, pressed against her cheeks, and pinched the orchid fingers pretentiously. Her two slender legs stood slightly crossed in front and back, her chest was raised and her buttocks were raised, and her body bent into an S-shaped shape with a large amplitude. This kind of charming behavior was not suitable for her, but she was indeed very pretty and sexy.

"No..." I shook my mind and secretly shouted to be calm. Not to mention that falling in the ** would make this girl look down on me, I would be even more sorry for Liusu. Besides, Chu Yuan hasn't slept yet... No, I shouldn't have such thoughts now. Are there few strange things that happened tonight? Dongfang Mom, Mrs. Duanmu, I haven't figured it out...

"You forgot to get the clothes you changed." I reacted quickly and said.

"Hmm?" Dong Xiaoye was stunned and couldn't help but laugh. She had reminded Chu Yuan just now, but now she made the same mistake.

When Dong Xiaoye took out the changeable pajamas from the room, I was laying out my folding bed. She asked intentionally or unintentionally: "Dongfang has gone home, are you still sleeping in the living room?"

I felt guilty and didn't look back. I stuck out my butt and spread the mat, pretending to be confused while I was conscious, and said, "Where will I sleep in the living room if I don't sleep?"

"Sleeping in your big bed with Yuanyuan."

Sister Hu seemed to say it casually, and her tone was nothing unusual, but the more normal she was, the more I felt that the word "big bed" that came out of her mouth touched my heart. I didn't know whether she doubted whether she had a doubt about my relationship with Chu Yuan, nor did I know whether I should continue to hide it or confess immediately.

I silently whispered and didn't say anything. Dong Xiaoye slowly entered the bathroom and closed the door. I turned around and fell on the bed. It seemed that Sister Hu really didn't doubt Chu Yuan and me...

I can't tell whether it's relieved or guilty, and the psychological burden is heavier. Before I sighed, I saw that the bathroom door was opened with a crack. Dong Xiaoye, who had taken off her shirt and only wore underwear, stuck out her head and faced me who had been avoiding her sight all night. Even if I was guilty, it was not good to look away now, and I saw her and said expressionlessly: "Chu Nan, Duanmu... No, it's Zheng Xuedong, do you still remember her evaluation of you?"

"Evaluation?" I didn't react.

"I'm not frank, but I'm still honest," Dong Xiaoye said, "I think she's right. If I asked you just now, why didn't you sleep in your big bed with Yuanyuan, you answer me immediately, and I'll definitely give you a slap."

Sister Hu still doubted my relationship with Chu Yuan! I was embarrassed, ashamed, and blamed myself. I didn’t know which expression to face her, “Why? Do you think I would lie to you?” Saying this is equivalent to confirming her suspicion. I know, but I still said so.

Dong Xiaoye shook his head and said confidently: "You won't lie to me. If you spoke just now, I believe you are 100% confessing to me about you and Yuanyuan."

Her trust in me cannot calm down the panic and uneasiness in my heart at this moment, but I am more puzzled, "I confess, you still beat me up?"

Dong Xiaoye nodded, very serious and serious, "Frank confession is more terrible than lies, because you lied to me to keep me, but if you confess, no matter how sincere your attitude is, there is something that cannot be changed."

“What is it?”

Dong Xiaoye stared into my eyes, saying word by word, "You have only thought about it all night and have been mentally prepared to lose me - if I only have this little weight in your heart, do you think I should beat you to death?"

【ps: Too much vomiting, my throat can no longer speak...】
Chapter completed!