Location: Living room.

Characters: Sister Hu, Zi Yuan, Chu Yuan, Dongfang, and me.

Incident: It seems that they are planning to hold a trial and criticism conference, because they are sitting on the sofa, but I have to sit on a small stool and have handcuffs on my hands...

Dong Xiaoye, who served as judge, raised her legs and thought about it. She felt that the posture was not appropriate. The shorts were too short, and the thighs would be exposed for me to appreciate when I was sitting opposite me, so she quickly adjusted it, grabbed the can of cold beer that had not been opened and knocked on the coffee table, "Silent, Jingjing - Yuanyuan, turn the TV volume down first... Don't turn it off my little ancestor, sports news, the Lakers were against Thunder in the morning, I just had to ask Wan'er for advice on the game, forgot to watch it, and I didn't know the result, it will be broadcast soon, and the Lakers lost again... Cough, that, now the court is in court - the defendant Chu Nan, please tell me truthfully, who is the name of that female college student, and what is the relationship with you?"

I lowered the black line on my forehead. This guy was too bored, but he still confessed and said leniently: "Qiu Meimei..."

"What do you want me to do?" Chu Yuan said, "I am the plaintiff's lawyer."

"I mean, the girl's surname is Qiu, her name is Meimei, Ren Jiuqiu, charming Mei, I have nothing to do with her, I don't know her at all." I glared at the stinky girl, wondering, you are the plaintiff's lawyer, who is the plaintiff...

This matter was caused by me. I should have interrogated Chu Yuan, but now why did it turn around and I become the party being tried?!

"I remember the name so clearly, and I said I didn't know her, who would believe it..." Dongfang, who was sitting opposite Chu Yuan, did not raise his head and muttered in a low voice, "If it weren't before, I wouldn't think anything. Crying is Dongfang's usual style, but now I can smell that there is a bit of sour smell in the words, but it may also be that I am self-indulgent. Dongfang is not Chu Yuan after all, she is much more mature and open-minded than Chu Yuan.

Dong Xiaoye frowned and reminded: "Defendant lawyer, can you be more dedicated? Your duty is to defend your client, how can you put down the wrong person? Are you not afraid that he will not pay you a salary? I remember that your pocket money seems to have been spent almost..."

Upon hearing this, Dongfang quickly closed the magazine, cheered up, and said, "Judge, my client is really, really, really, really doesn't know the female college students opposite. If there is a witness to testify, I ask the witness to appear in court."

"Sent witnesses to court."

Dongfang gave Ziyuan a look. Ziyuan suddenly realized that she was different from Bai Tian. She was interested in following the three crazy girls. She was sitting next to Dong Xiaoye, who was peeling apples, stood up, held up her right hand, and said seriously: "Judge, I am willing to guarantee it with my personality and conscience. I will faithfully fulfill the obligation of testimony stipulated by the law, and ensure that I have made the truthful and unconcealed statements. I know everything I saw with me. If I violate the oath, I am willing to accept the punishment of the law and moral condemnation. When I was waiting for you at the door, I was invited by those girls to visit my home. I chatted with them for a while. I can be sure that Xiaonan really doesn't know Qiu Meimei."

Dong Xiaoye asked, "Reason?"

Zi Yuan smiled very kindly, but made Sister Hu blush and looked embarrassed. "The reason is that you have reminded them early in the morning. Xiaonan's pile of cow dung has already been inserted into your flower. No matter how brave they are, they dare not come to pry your corner, right?"

Is this a joke? Yes, but it's not pure... How could Sister Hu not hear the meaning of Zi Yuan hiding below the joke? So she did not emphasize that we were "pretending to be a couple". Spreading the relationship was part of her work requirements, because we had already come true...

Explaining with a smart person is equivalent to a stupid cover-up. Sister Hu understands it very well. It is far better to pretend to be confused than to pretend to be confused. At this moment, Chu Yuan echoed: "I can also testify that my brother has never been to the opposite door, and it is impossible to know the opposite door..."

Sister Hu took the opportunity to change the topic, "Plaintiff's lawyer, why did you get your identity wrong like the defendant's defense lawyer?"

The answer is very simple - the 'plaintiff' is the role assigned to her by Dong Xiaoye. In normal times, when encountering this situation, she would definitely act spoiled and willful and mess with me, cooperating with Dong Xiaoye's game, but now she doesn't. She doesn't want to show her childish and nonsense side in front of Ziyuan. She is deliberately showing her rationality, consideration and tolerance towards me.

To put it simply, if Zi Yuan is facing me, she will compete with me more than Zi Yuan...

The stinky girl glanced at Zi Yuan and said, "I am seeking truth from facts. People should live by seeking truth from facts, right? Knowing means knowing, not knowing means not knowing, just like, like if you like, don't like it, if you don't like it, if you have it, if you don't, if you don't, if you don't, if you don't, if you don't, if you don't, if you don't, if you don't, if you don't, if you don't, if you don't, if you don't have it, if you don't have it..."

She was not answering Dong Xiaoye, but telling Ziyuan...

Zi Yuan’s reaction surprised Chu Yuan and me, “I agree that people should be realistic, if there is, if there is, if there is, if there is, if there is, if there is, if there is no." After that, he smiled at Chu Yuan, making Chu Yuan a little confused - whether I am or Chu Yuan, they all believed that Zi Yuan came to figure out what happened in the morning, but her current attitude... made us completely unable to understand what she was thinking...

Dong Xiaoye made me handcuffs, but in fact, it was because Zi Yuan didn't say hello and left the company early. When he went back, he changed his clothes and ran to my house to wait... Zi Yuan didn't mention the reason, and I didn't take the initiative to ask. Of course, Sister Hu would feel the atmosphere was different - she knew Zi Yuan was from Yuezhi Valley, and today's Fengchang's high-level meeting was to discuss cooperation with Yuezhi Valley. Sister Hu thought that Zi Yuan was here for this, and she felt that Zi Yuan's arrival and her purpose made me embarrassed.

This girl had preconceivedly judged that I and Zi Yuan were in opposition to each other, and there was a smell of gunpowder, so she made a joke and wanted to alleviate the suffocating atmosphere that came out... Sister Hu didn't know that the suffocation she felt was not between me and Zi Yuan, but between Chu Yuan and Zi Yuan...

"Well, since Zi Yuan and Yuanyuan both said so, the judge now pronounced the following sentence: The defendant Chu Nan, due to insufficient evidence, was not guilty of seducing a female college student from his neighbor's house. He was exempted from the death penalty and could not escape the crime of living. He was sentenced to make dinner for one week and immediately executed-"

"Wait!" I said dissatisfied: "Are you mistaken? Shouldn't you be released in court if there is insufficient evidence? Why are you punishing me for cooking?!"

"You are too cheap to behave well. Even if you don't know Qiu Meimei, have you touched her just now? Did you kiss her? You are full of tofu, but we are still hungry. Don't talk nonsense. Cook it quickly and stir-fry a plate of eggs and tomatoes for me, and then a plate of cold bitter melon. Did you eat Ziyuan? You didn't eat it either. Please order whatever you want to eat yourself, don't be polite."

"No! Do you think I am the chef of the restaurant?!" I said aggrievedly: "I ate tofu? I was ate tofu, okay? As soon as I was victimized, you didn't say to comfort me, and even handcuffed me. That's all, let me cook for you now? Is it natural?"

"The law of nature is - 'You are in love and I am willing'," said Sister Hu shamelessly: "Who told me to be a judge that you didn't object, you were not guilty, why did you handcuff me? This is what you are in love and I am willing to be tried by me, then no matter how I judge you, you have to obey. If you agree with the result of my judgment, please raise your hand!"

The three little hands responded immediately, including my defense lawyer Dongfang Xiaoniang...

"Look, everyone understands the truth, you are the only one who is just a mess."

"Okay," I sneered, "'You love me,' right? Okay, I'll go cook, but don't be idle, hurry back to the house and change clothes."

Sister Hu looked down at her home dress and said in surprise: "You are cooking, but you are not going out to eat, what clothes will I change?"

I smiled evilly and answered her with an exaggerated lip, "Change in a swim-clothing"

Tiger sister Chu Yuan Dongfang, the three girls' faces changed drastically. Dongfang reacted the fastest and quickly retracted his raised hand and pressed it under his butt. "It's too much to ask Brother Nan to cook! Sister Xiaoye, if you don't take you like this, you should immediately open the handcuffs of my client and apologize to him!"

"There's no need to apologize," I said to Dongfang: "Do you think that saying a few nice words now can make up for the psychological harm caused to me by raising your hand just now? I'll be full later and have the strength to squeeze my feet! Since it's 'you love and I'm willing', then you have to be willing to accept the loss!"

Sister Hu and Dongfang almost cried - we bet before that as long as I got off the ring without any injuries in the competition with Zou He, Sister Hu would wear a swimsuit for a week at home, and Dongfang would give me a foot massage for a week. On the contrary, if I lost, I would wear a swimsuit for a week to pinch my feet for Sister Hu to let Dongfang appreciate it...

But later, Jiang Yu fell off the boxing ring and injured his wrist, which caused a lot of commotion and chaos. I didn't mention this. Those who lost the bet, such as Tiger Sister Dongfang and Murphy, naturally pretended to be amnesia...

"I hate it~ Brother Nan, why are you kidding seriously?" Dongfang sold cutely, but unfortunately it was too fake. I don't want to eat this set.

"Just? If I lost, would you say this is a joke?" With my understanding of Dongfang, she would probably take the opportunity to take a few 'nude photos' of me to make it easier to overdraw my pocket money from me when needed...

Zi Yuan was confused when she heard this, "Why are you willing to accept the loss? What are you betting on? Why are you massaged your feet and wearing swimsuits..."

Dongfang hurriedly said: "It's just right, let Sister Xiao Zi judge the review--"

The little girl was very erotic and whispered. Not only did she explain the bet clearly, but she also described the process of my competition with Zou He in a clear and detailed manner. However, there were many roundabout mockerys about me cheating and bullying Zou He, who was poor in his age and had suffered injuries to his left elbow... In short, it was worthless to degrade my victory.

"Sister Xiao Zi, do you think Brother Nan shouldn't bet with us? We bet with him to care about him and motivate him. There is no malice, but now he is clearly trying to take advantage of us! Is this considered to be kindness and revenge, and repay kindness with grudges?"

Zi Yuan ignored Dongfang and asked Chu Yuan with a smile: "So, Yuanyuan, you lost even if you bet, right?"

Chu Yuan's pretty face turned red, "Yes..."

"Then..." Zi Yuan turned her face and asked me again: "Xiao Nan, has Yuanyuan kissed you?"

"No..." This girl smiled so much that I felt guilty.

"Why didn't you kiss? Didn't you agree? If you win, Yuanyuan will kiss you in public." Zi Yuan's questioning, with a bit aggressive momentum, although she smiled sweetly.

[ps: Sorry, everyone, I'm updated at this time... A certain slag has been feeling very uncomfortable these days, and it's extremely difficult to write. It's an old problem. Everyone knows that feeling. Last night, I applied ice bags with ice bags for a while, and then I was shocked. I put on glasses and couldn't see clearly in the left eye. I thought the glasses had fallen off... Now I finally recovered, and I was in a false alarm. It might be because the ice bags were too cold and the ice bags were applied for too long...
Chapter completed!