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Chapter 170 This is fat

The old Taoist's method is very good. As the scented eggs smelled, the big centipede came back from the forest with a tall one. The big clip on her head and mouth also had a human eyeball. After jumping back, she threw it at Lei Zhenyun's feet as if she was flattering.

Lei Zhenyun smiled bitterly, and he thought it was not good to kick his eyes away. Unexpectedly, this big bug was a little human. However, before he was happy, trouble came. The golden silkworm suddenly jumped onto Lei Zhenyun's shoulder, and the red dots flashed like a neon red light, and began to scream at Lei Zhenyun. Lei Zhenyun turned his head to look at it, but he didn't know what it wanted to do, but when he saw it, he knew it was angry.

Lei Zhenyun hurriedly looked at the old Taoist with his help. The old Taoist Qingyun smiled bitterly and shook his head: "It's jealous and angry, and ask why you only give the centipedes good food."

Lei Zhenyun said in shock: "Do they still understand this?"

The old Taoist Qingyun laughed and said, "The insects are spiritual. Since they are following you, you will have to take a bowl of water to level it. In fact, they are pretty good. If two Nanyang ghosts descended, they would have been beaten to death now."

Lei Zhenyun looked at the golden silkworm in embarrassment, picked up the eyeball from the ground and said to the golden silkworm: "Look, look at what others have done. It has made contributions, so eat it first. Wait, I'll give you fried rice when I go back."

The golden silkworm lit up the red dots on its head one after another, and reluctantly crawled back to Lei Zhenyun. The old Taoist Qingyun reminded Lei Zhenyun: "You have to do it if you say it, you can't lie to it, otherwise it won't believe you next time."

The centipede has actually made great contributions. This eyeball was picked out from the eyes of an old man who ran away. When the two old guys were about to fight the old Taoist with one blow, they happened to catch up with two P8 rapid descents. Seeing the Japanese soldier being beaten to pieces, the two old guys turned around and ran away in fear. They couldn't beat them up. No one who surrendered spirits was worthy of carrying shoes.

When they fled in panic, they only focused on running for their lives, so they didn't pay attention to the big centipede that was also in the forest. At this time, the big centipede was lying on the side and gnawing a surrender who was bitten to death by it. When they saw these two old men, they immediately became interested.

The centipede wanted to fuck them just now, but she was also careful of the old woman in the forest, so she kept holding her anger and didn't move. This time, when she saw them coming, she immediately left the dead ghost to search for a gap and tracked it down, and silently jumped onto an old man's legs and sniffled.

The old man screamed and fell to the ground. Another old man turned his head to look at him in surprise, but the centipede had already bounced to the tree beside him, jumping over and looking at him with his eyes. The old man hurriedly covered his face and screamed. In desperation, the other old man immediately hit a mixed drop on his companion's face.

This mixed reduction is a detonator wrapped in the poison reduction, so it is extremely powerful. The old man was so panicked and painful that he actually shot directly into his companion's mouth, which was so painful that he flew out of the back of his head, causing his entire head to explode, and even knocked the centipede with his eyes flying away.

The centipede immediately shook its scales when it landed. It was about to give the old man who had injured his leg another surprise, but at this moment, the fragrance of fried eggs came.

Lei Zhenyun packed up the equipment of the two dead devils and took the old Taoist back to Sishu Chaban. After this trouble, it was already past two o'clock in the afternoon when he returned here. He went back to the cave to report the news. He was worried about receiving the airdrop for the first time, so he planned to stay here and wait for the airdrop to arrive.

The old Taoist Qingyun didn't care about anything now. While sitting and waiting for the airdrop, he actually found a packet of Japanese soldiers in Lei Zhenyun's bag. He lifted the canned beef in a few tricks, tasted it with his finger and threw it aside and said, "What's the thing? You soldiers eat this?"

Lei Zhenyun picked up the can with distress and said, "Master Dao, can you eat meat?"

The old Taoist Qingyun frowned and said, "We don't avoid meat in our teachings, but just don't eat cattle, dogs and other five animals. The rest of the pigs and sheep can be eaten. I said you are considered meat? The smell of rice bran is irritating when you chew it."

Lei Zhenyun took out the Japanese compressed biscuit and handed it to him and said, "You can eat this. We call this canned food canned cow shit. In fact, it is made of beef blood mixed with rice bran. It has nothing to do with meat at all."

The old Taoist Qingyun said in surprise: "Niu Xue? Alas... It seems that I broke the precept again. Forget it, I, the Taoist priest, have you... have wine?"

As soon as these words came out, Lei Zhenyun shrank his neck. He planned to break all the precepts here. Just as he was thinking about how to refuse politely, the old Taoist sighed again: "I'm so cute, so why are my father still looking at you?"

Lei Zhenyun couldn't sit still anymore, so he put down the canned cow dung and said, "Master Dao, you are a Taoist priest, so...you don't have to be sad. After you finish your work, you will leave home. Even if you have done too much for the anti-Japanese war, there is nothing embarrassing to go back."

The old Taoist laughed, took off his Taoist robe and went down to a bunk, lay on it, chewing biscuits, and said, "What do you believe in what I said? I mean, don't be afraid of this and who are afraid of me, I'm wary of Fan Jie. Zhengyi's teachings cannot stop eating meat and drinking, and there are no such rules and regulations. I don't have a wife and children, which is enough... If I had known that I would not be able to practice Taoism, it would be great to make myself a family."

Lei Zhenyun didn't know how to persuade him, so he thought for a while and said, "As long as you have... what you admire in your heart, just like Jigong, can you achieve the right result?"

Old Taoist Qingyun choked on the compressed biscuits, coughed several times and said, "Monkey Jidian is not keeping his mouth shut. I don't want to keep anything. Give me the wine, and I know you will hide the wine in your backpack."

Lei Zhenyun took out the bottle of foreign wine from his bag in anger and said, "How did you calculate this?"

After taking the wine, the old Taoist smiled and said, "What do you need to count? I saw it when you took out the can." After that, he took a big mouthful and sprayed.

After the old Taoist sprayed, he got used to it. He drank a bottle of wine and dried food. The foreign wine was so strong that when the British plane came to the airdrop, he was so drunk that he couldn't open his eyes.

Seeing a parachute falling from the sky and a parachute falling down, Lei Zhenyun wanted to kick the old drunk cat to death. It was over. He thought he had just sent two or three packs of supplies, but unexpectedly, there were 20 large iron boxes two meters long and one meter wide. Lei Zhenyun stood in front of the box with a helpless look for a while, and used the pry hook on the bayonet to pry open a box and looked in. What a guy, a box full of cans.

Just as he was holding a can and was about to open it and taste it, Azan flew to him at some point, looked up at the spectacular transport aircraft in the sky and said, "All these are your friends?"

Lei Zhenyun just opened the canned seal, so he raised it with a smile and gave it to A Zhan and said, "Try it, this is authentic British stewed beef, which is much better than the Japanese canned beef shit."
Chapter completed!
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