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Chapter 51: Let's have a grand wedding (thanks to Sister Lily's poisonous milk)

Jiang Yuebai, a female, claims to be a professional wedding planning and her deputy profession is a pastor.

Strange, female, claims to be a senior wedding planner, and her deputy profession is to forge a sword.

Two professional planners who claim to be planning tens of thousands of weddings in the future gather here to prepare for the most luxurious wedding for their best sisters.

"That ghost over there, I told you that the eighteen swords on both sides should be in the order of height and shortness. Jiang Yuebai, don't use my Biwa sword to kill the chicken." The sword-casting girl said in an extremely lazy tone.

"That chicken spirit over there! I'm just a dozen chicken legs, so you can lend me two! I'll throw you a great saint light technique and you'll have nothing to do! There's also the rose spirit over there that asks me to pull two flowers!" The girl who was obviously a priest but was very skilled in using a knife chased the dozen fairies and ran around the audience.

As a professional nurse, as long as you have a head that can breathe, she can breastfeed you in time. But if you don’t have a head, Jiang Yuebai is powerless because there is no place to knock on the stick.

However, these fairies are not at all aware of themselves. Even if a great holy light technique is dropped, it can not only restore the damaged limbs, but also make the body stronger. The more severe the injury, the higher the improvement. It is obvious that such an improvement is for all fairies.

So when Yu Lei and Zhao Ling came to the abandoned factory a few days ago, they saw a completely renovated retro courtyard pavilion in the Han and Tang dynasties, as well as a scene of chaos.

Chicken spirit, peacock spirit, pigeon spirit, octopus spirit, husky spirit, wolf spirit, goose spirit, bear spirit, salted fish spirit, rose spirit, repeater spirit... and dozens of other species of monsters were chased by a girl who looked about twenty years old and ran around.

In addition, the floating ghost was like putting the long sword into a sword formation.

"·····What's the situation?" It was obvious that Yu Lei was not mentally prepared for the current situation, although he could see what was going on.

First of all, the girl who looked quite lazy in a sword-casting suit was commanding hundreds of ghosts to arrange the scene. Although the scene was filled with swords, guns, swords and halberds, it didn't seem like a wedding but a school venue.

As for the girl who was holding a stick in her left hand and a knife in her right hand... Judging from his words and the wounds on the goblins, it was probably a cooking person?

"Miss Yuebai, your sword skills have regressed again after not seeing you for many days!"

Just as Yu Lei was stunned and watching a battle royale between predators and prey, a bold and familiar voice came out.

Looking back, Li Qifu jumped into the venue with a chef's blister. The kitchen knife in his hand flew up and down, and countless broken limbs raised in the air. Chicken wings, duck legs, bear's paws, octopus whiskers, wolf hearts, dog barking, beef offal, pig flowers and other ingredients are all in the air. The hairs of the legs are removed, washed, watered, and cut.

"God of Cookery·Three-Three-part Meat Sword!"

Then Li Qifu shouted, and all the cut ingredients were guided by gravity toward the rear of the courtyard where the kitchen seemed to be.

"This move is called [God of Food·Si-Sifang Rebate!]"

The fairies who lost some parts on their bodies were all frozen, and they were in a panic-looking position. For example, Yu Lei saw the Husky, who had two legs missing, still floating in the air in a running position. There was a layer of frost faintly on the broken leg, and the Husky's face also showed a shocked expression?

The Husky, whose tongue drooped from the corner of his mouth, did not have any expression of horror. Instead, he was curious about the fact that he could not feel the front and back legs, his body did not hurt at all, but was floating in the air.

Moreover, Li Qifu's three-part meat knife also has the function of massage the ingredients on the back of the knife, so many fairies now should be in a comfortable state of "very good~ I feel that my life has reached its climax~ I feel that my life has reached its peak~"

However, no normal fairy will feel comfortable in this situation. After all, even if one leg is cut off without pain and is very comfortable, it will make the demon afraid!

Especially the wild boar demon in front of me is only left with his head, skeleton and a skin!

Look! It's still gasping!

"This is called [God of Food - Preservation!]"

When Jiang Yuebai saw Li Qifu treating these ingredients neatly, he ran over excitedly, threw the sword-like sword, and then held up the scepter and shouted cutely: "Look at my Great Sage Light!"

"Duang!Duang!Duang!Duang!Duang!Duang!Duang!Duang!Duang!Duang!Duang!·······"

Jiang Yuebai showed a firm look, like a pure white phantom swept the audience. Without Yu Lei seeing nothing clearly, the audience heard one after another, making him feel like he was on the set of a shampoo advertisement.

Immediately afterwards, the fairies who were frozen in the field began to emit dazzling light, making Yu Lei think that he had arrived at the scene of a special film in a leather case again.

Finally, as the light gradually disappeared, Yu Lei saw that the bodies of the demons were restored as before, with bright fur. Except for some of them, the other demons were regaining their vitality. Although a big bag bulged on their heads, after being blessed by the Holy Light Technique, the entire demon would be sublimated to a certain extent.

Although this will be of great help to transform in the future, all the demons thanked him for this and said that in the future, they will definitely "cherish the demon's life and stay away from the priest!"

"Duang~Duang~" However, there was still a fairy still being cast by Jiang Yuebai. From Yu Lei's perspective, many large bags were raised on the pig's head. At the same time, many crystal white silk threads began to appear on the wild boar's skin, slowly wrapping the pig demon, leaving only one head, and was constantly hit by Jiang Yuebai like a wooden fish.

Li Qifu took the ruler-long kitchen knife back the shark leather scabbard and greeted Yu Lei, who had been standing at the door for a long time: "Yo, fish! Come with your girlfriend?"

"Yeah..." Yu Lei was about to answer Li Qifu's words, but he was pushed open by a sudden force and hit the door frame on one side.

"Hey, Sister Lily, you are here!" Jiang Yuebai didn't care about Yu Lei being pushed away by him, but instead waved enthusiastically to the woman not far away.

Yu Lei rubbed his old waist with Zhao Ling's support, looked not far away from everyone's eyes, and found a woman like a fairy slowly walking towards her. She had burgundy hair and brown eyes, and was wearing the crown robes of the princes decorated with stars, showing a hint of nobility and elegance in her laziness.

The woman who walked slowly seemed to step on something that hurts her feet. She took a step back slightly and gently waved the sandalwood folding fan in her hand. A colorful star anise crystal floated out of the soil, slowly fading away the original mud stains in the air and showed its original appearance.

"Wow! Sister Lily, you have picked up the sacred colorful crystal again!" Jiang Yuebai pushed Yu Lei aside and rushed towards the woman named Lily.

Yu Lei felt a little curious about such a mysterious girl. So he reactivated the quinhedron that was integrated into his body and began to use the practical life skill of "The Vicious Vision of Salted Fish" which is actually a "True Penhedron"'s own exploration function.

[The European Emperor's interstellar body, which "draws miracles in a single way, and has ten consecutive treasures" will automatically evade any ranged attacks. The initiator of the melee attack on the target will inevitably experience an accident.]

‘Are I the only one in this world?’ Yu Lei thought so sadly in his heart, and then he threw the exploration function to the girl who had just met but didn’t know his name.

[The lazy girl sword-casting master is actually a successful assassin who no one knows. He has had the legendary experience of assassinating Wanjun from it.]

[The priest girl with melee ability MAX, she can let you experience life and death and then resurrection from the dead, and has no resistance to food.]

After understanding my true identity and gaining a huge improvement in my ability, I clearly know the most fundamental secret of this world, the combination of two surprises should be a bigger surprise.

But why, why? Why are you all meeting big guys? Why are you always the weakest ones?

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Chapter completed!
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