Chapter 35: Wine, meat, smoke and women

Chapter 35: Wine, meat, smoke and women

No matter how good my midterm exam scores are, I don’t care much about how teachers and classmates say that I am. During class, I still stayed in the corner behind the classroom, either wandering or reading some books related to Taoism.

The exception is that my beautiful deskmate Wu Xiaoman didn’t come to school today, which has never happened before.

All morning, I felt my cousin Zhang Fuhong looking at Xiaoman's desk from time to time with anxious and suspicious eyes.

As soon as the morning class ended, my cousin called me to the playground and asked, "What did you do last night? Why didn't Wu Xiaoman come to school today?"

"What? Is there anything wrong? How do I know why she didn't come to school?" I replied angrily. It seemed that this kid really fell in love with Wu Xiaoman.

My cousin asked me unwillingly, "You didn't go home last night. Did you two go on a date there? Otherwise, why would you look refreshed in the morning?"

Uh! Oh my God! Wuliang Tianzun, this kid actually thinks like this. He is too sensitive, sweat!

"I have no obligation to answer your question. Do you believe it or not? Go and ask Wu Xiaoman yourself."

Leaving this sentence, I turned around and left. If I like Wu Xiaoman, I go for her. What does it have to do with me?

As soon as I arrived at the cafeteria, Cao Kui and Cheng Fan pulled me out, saying that I was going out for a big meal and Cao Kui treated me. It seems that this kid was so happy that he learned some martial arts skills in the morning. Haha! The cabbage in the cafeteria that has not changed for thousands of years is me, a monk, who is dizzy when I see it. Someone invites a big meal, OK! I like it.

We found a restaurant, and the three of us ate large pieces of mutton, glasses of beer, and cigarettes one by one, sweating! Look at me, a monk, and we are all here and there, and we are all here, and we are all here, and we are in vain Heaven!

Cao Kui said: "Are we short of what we are now?"

I smiled, and I knew what this guy was going to say by looking at the tone of his speech.

Sure enough, when Cheng Fan asked, Cao Kui smiled and said, "I'm missing three women, haha!"

More than ten bottles of beer have disappeared, and both of them have begun to be a little excited. When they talk about women, their expressions look even more exciting, haha.

Cao Kui's mouth was full of oil, smoking a cigarette and asked Cheng Fan, "Skinny Monkey, you like the classmate in our class, hehe, tell us!"

With blurred eyes, Cheng Fan shook his head and said, "Go to you, I have devoted all my energy to the great art career. Women, I haven't thought about it yet."

Cao Kui asked me again, "Where is Santong? Who do you like? Haha, you are so beautiful with Zhuo Wu Xiaoman, it must be her!"

"Go to you, I have devoted all my energy to great studies." I laughed and said, "You kid are too energetic. If you ask me and Cheng Fan like this, you must have someone you like."

"Haha!" A silly smiled, and student Cao Kui said embarrassedly: "It was my brother that I told you. Actually, I like English teachers!"

"puff……!"

"puff……!"

Cheng Fan squirted meat, and I squirted wine, and they all looked at Cao Kui, making the boy feel embarrassed.

"Hahaha! You kid, I'm so laughing to death. Oh my mother, I can't do it anymore." Cheng Fan was stunned for a moment and began to slap the table hard and laugh.

I laughed in silence, and I really didn't realize that Cao Kui actually likes the type of English teacher Lu Yanling. I was useless to create opportunities for him and Wu Xiaoman when I was on a trip.

Talk and laugh, eat and eat, I feel like a young man at this time.

Today, this is my first time smoking and I also fell in love with this thing. I don’t know if I am a practitioner of Taoism, will I become addicted to smoking? In fact, the greater fun of smoking is to spit out cigarettes from my mouth and then use my mind to control the fun of changing shapes. For me, cigarettes are really a good thing, Wuliang Tianzun!

Cao Kui and Cheng Fan were both a little drunk and walked out of the hotel. We did not return to school immediately. Even if the teacher didn't care much about the three of us not listening carefully in class, we could not tolerate the smell of alcohol all over us. We simply stopped going to the first two classes in the afternoon. So, opposite the entrance of the provincial capital university not far from our school, the three of us stood arm and smoked cigarettes and pointed at the beauty.

Wuliang Tianzun!

When the college students passing by saw us, they also pointed at us. My ears were quite sensitive, and their voices were inseparable from the word "porn".

Am I like a gangster?

I looked at Cao Kui and Cheng Fan around me, and it was really not a bit like a student!

Although I am not at all drunk, I like this feeling of not caring about other people's attention without restraint. It's good to be young, haha!

It was not until after four o'clock in the afternoon that the three of us appeared in the classroom after the smell of wine faded.

The students didn't ask any questions about us that we had a little alcohol smell and didn't come to class in the afternoon. Everyone was discussing a topic: Xiaoman came to work at noon and packed up his things and went home, saying that he was going to transfer to school.

Xiaoman is going to transfer to school? I walked to my desk and found that Xiaoman's desk was empty. It seems that she is really transferring school.

I sighed, and suddenly I was a little uncomfortable sitting alone. Cao Kui and Cheng Fan both patted my shoulders and comforted me to be more open.

Sweat! I have something I can’t think about. The one I can’t think about should be my cousin Zhang Fuhong.

I looked at my cousin, and sure enough, the boy's eyes were red, as if he had cried. When he saw me appearing in the classroom, his red eyes seemed to be about to spit out fire...

On the way home that night, my cousin started to make a big fuss with me again.

He said that I must have gone to date Xiaoman and bullied Xiaoman. Now that I don’t even dare to come to school, I’m wronged, but I’m lazy to explain.

In this way, after Xiaoman transferred, I started to live a high school life without a deskmate. After a few days, I gradually adapted to her absence.

Without Xiaoman's presence, the cute student Zhang Yu still often ran to me and asked for questions about learning, but I felt that her eyes were getting gentler when she looked at me, and it made me feel like I was tickling by a kitten. It was itchy and refreshing. Haha, Wuliang, that Tianzun, I like her eyes!

The days passed day by day. When New Year's Day was approaching, our English teacher suddenly said in class that she could not continue to teach us in the future, saying that she wanted to study abroad.
Chapter completed!