Chapter 13 Can this kind of joke be made casually?
"Ding Dong!"
The one who opened the door was Jiang's mother. Since Jiang's father became rich, she quit her job and was at home to be a good wife and mother, handle housework and take care of her children. She did manage the family of four in an orderly manner.
"Good morning, Auntie, Jiang Yu is still sleeping?" Ling Xiao suppressed the haze in his heart and barely smiled at Jiang's mother.
"Haha, don't you know him yet? During the holiday, he won't sleep until 10:00 a.m.? Have you eaten breakfast? Aunt cooked porridge, and it will be fine soon." Jiang's mother smiled gently.
"No, no, I've eaten at home." Ling Xiao nodded, "Then, aunt, I'll go find Jiang Yu first, I have something to look for him."
"Well, go, the porridge is almost ready. I'll give Xiaoxue some more. I don't know if the temperature has dropped today." The relationship was too familiar. Jiang's mother no longer regarded Ling Xiao as an outsider. After saying that, she went to work hard.
The matter may be even more serious than expected. Ling Xiao no longer cared about Jiang Xue's body temperature. After hesitating for a moment, he still came to Jiang Yu's room first.
Sure enough, as soon as I opened the door, a series of snoring sounds came to my face. I don’t know how this guy did it. He was so gentle and didn’t smoke, so why did he just snore like this?
Without saying a word, Ling Xiao came to Jiang Yu's bedside and lifted up the quilt.
"Wake up, wake up!" Ling Xiao pushed without hesitation.
"Well...who! I'm so sleepy..." Jiang Yu muttered.
"I, Ling Xiao, wake up quickly. Something big happened!" Ling Xiao said hurriedly.
"What a big deal? What a big deal?" In a daze, Jiang Yu finally opened his eyes barely when he heard Ling Xiao say something big.
"Get up first, the little brother retreats, and then speaks when he wakes up." Ling Xiao held back the eye-catching scene and said disgustingly.
"Your sister! What's the trick of this early morning?" Jiang Yu rushed forward without caring, sat up, and said angrily.
"Are you awake?" Ling Xiao said.
"If you have a fart, let it go!" Jiang Yu kept rolling his eyes, almost turning his eyes into his eyes.
"Think about it carefully. After I fainted the day before yesterday, besides the altar that shook the ground, was there anything unusual? " Ling Xiao said with a serious expression.
"......Isn't this a complete story? Why are you mentioning this again? Is there still a end?" Jiang Yu was angry at that time and forced me to wake me up early in the morning, just for this?
Ling Xiao said nothing about this. He knew that it would be impossible not to give Jiang Yu some cruelty, so he immediately took out a knife from his pocket that he brought from his home.
"...Brother, what do you mean? How come you start to use the knife directly when you speak?" Jiang Yu was stunned when he saw this, but he didn't feel any fear, and said in surprise.
Ling Xiao still said nothing, took off his short sleeves and stabbed him in the chest!
"Damn! Are you crazy?!" This guy scared Jiang Yu so much that he jumped up quickly, looking at Ling Xiao's chest with a pale face, and the sleepy insect completely disappeared.
It's about to die! It's a knife worth more than ten centimeters long, and it just pierced directly into it?!
Still in the heart!
Ignoring Jiang Yu, who was so sarcastic, Ling Xiao still didn't say anything. He quickly pulled out a few sheets of paper from the bedside table and wiped his chest with a look of pain.
"Speak! Are you crazy?!" Jiang Yu reacted and hurriedly stepped forward to check Ling Xiao's injuries. But after searching for a long time, he didn't see any cuts.
"Huh? Where is the wound? The mother was squirting blood just now?!" Jiang Yu was stunned and looked up at Ling Xiao, as if he had seen a ghost.
"Where is the knife? Give it to me!" Jiang Yu snatched the knife in Ling Xiao's hand and checked it carefully.
He decided that if this knife was indeed a toy knife, then he must teach Ling Xiao a lesson this time!
Damn it, too, can you make such jokes casually?
"Is this...a real knife?" Jiang Yu checked for a long time, and it was not until he pierced a small hole in the bedside table that he confirmed that this was a real knife.
"What...what happened?" He was really stunned.
"You are so stubborn and stubborn that you won't let you see with your own eyes. If I say it, you won't believe it... Damn, it hurts!" Ling Xiao then spoke up after knowing that Jiang Yu had been completely suppressed by him.
It is true that the chest can recover, but it hurts, it really hurts!
"This...this is so fucking...what is going on?!" Jiang Yu opened his mouth wide and stuttered.
"After I went back last night, I found some black lines on my chest. I tried it with a needle several times and found that no matter how hurt this part was, it could be recovered instantly." Ling Xiao reached out to draw a picture and drew the area the size of a duck egg.
Jiang Yu looked along, and sure enough, there were indeed some black lines on the skin in the area that Ling Xiao said.
"So... do you think it's because of dominating the altar?" This time, Jiang Yu finally followed Ling Xiao's routine.
"I don't think it's certain. I just said that the unknown liquid will definitely change after entering my body!" Ling Xiao nodded vigorously, "Don't you believe that there is any unknown liquid? Do you believe that now? The knife is in your hand. If you don't believe, you should stab it again?"
"Or...I'll give it a try?" Jiang Yu's eyes lit up and he was eager to try.
"...I'll try you!" Ling Xiao was in a bad mood.
"Okay, if you don't try, why are you fierce?" Jiang Yu said embarrassedly and threw the knife aside.
"Do you believe me now?" Ling Xiao said.
"If you believe it, you will be self-harm. How can I not believe it?" Jiang Yu nodded repeatedly.
Indeed, the facts are right in front of him, and he can't help but believe it.
"So, now you can tell me, after I fainted, were there any other unusual changes?" Ling Xiao asked the question at the beginning.
"Okay... it seems that there is no unusual change?" Jiang Yu frowned slightly and recalled carefully. "If you want to say it is unusual, you can only go down to the altar and retract yourself. Then I will pull you into the car and drive back."
"Well, I'll give you some tips. Think about it carefully. When we went there, I remember it was sunny, right? You even said you wanted to wear a hat to avoid tanning." Ling Xiao tempted slowly.
"Yes, yes, yes, I remember, you said that I was big-headed and wearing a hat was like a stick, and then I didn't wear it." Jiang Yu nodded.
"Well, keep going, then when you drive back, did you notice it? Is there still sunshine?" Ling Xiao continued to ask.
"Um... I think about it, it seems that it's gone, and the sky is so cloudy. By the way, I remember that I turned on the headlights." Jiang Yu recalled.
"This is the match!" Ling Xiao slapped his hands suddenly, "Sure enough, this strange global cloud is indeed related to dominating the altar!"
"What kind of global clouds?" Jiang Yu was stunned. He didn't know about this.
Then, Ling Xiao repeated the news broadcast he saw in the morning.
Chapter completed!