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Chapter 2 The beginning and end of Zhu Tianzi Changluo returning to heaven

"Brother Feng, brother Feng,"

Fang Jifan was panicked and quickly pulled his clothes and stood up, walked around to the opposite side of the table, shaking Zhang Fengyi's arms vigorously.

However, Zhang Fengyi seemed to be crazy and had no response to Fang Jifan's deep call...

It's over, it's okay that I've had abstinence!

Fang Jifan quickly turned around and asked Lai Fu: "What's wrong with your young master? Didn't you do well a few days ago? Why did you suddenly become like this?"

Although Lai Fu was also anxious, he really didn't know why his young master looked like this, and his head was full of confusion: "I can't figure it out, I only know that since the young master got up this morning, he has been sighing and saying something about eunuch... The fire is not the time... Anyway, the villain can't understand a word!"

"Eunuch? The fire is not the time?"

Fang Jifan was stunned by these words. He thought hard and tried to solve the hidden secrets in this by relying on his educational level of homeschool for two years.

The reason why Brother Feng became like this may be related to this!!

In fact, Lai Fu also thinks so...

For a moment, in this small medicine shop, the three old men fell into their own thoughts together, and the air suddenly became silent.

However, at this time, Zhang Fengyi's mind was like a storm. All kinds of information learned from his previous life rushed to the top of his head, making his head almost explode...

Zhu Changluo seemed to be the first day of August... Yes, it was the first day of August, and then...

Then... Damn, what happened again? Oh, by the way, the late emperor imperial concubine who always disliked him... seems to have the surname Zheng, right? Yes, Concubine Zheng!

For some unknown purpose, Concubine Zheng gave him eight top beauties, each of whom looked like a fairy, and was proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, singing, dancing and music.

Zhu Changluo originally did not like Zheng because of the dispute over the foundation of the previous dynasty, but when he saw the eight women... Oh, "It's very consistent with my wishes, very consistent with my wishes!"

Lao Zhu, who had been oppressed for nearly forty years, finally ignored everything at this moment. He didn't care about it first and then talked about it. So "a few people were lucky overnight", and the result was that "the holy fate suddenly decreased, and the emperor was ill in less than ten days."

Then it seemed that within a few days, Lao Zhu was so sick that he couldn't even get out of bed. At this time, what was the eunuch called him... It didn't matter. Anyway, it was just an eunuch who was in the same position as Wei Zhongxian later. He said that although he looked neither male nor female, he actually "I have also practiced medical skills and studied medicine and stones in detail." Then he prescribed a prescription for Lao Zhu, who was already sick, and decocted the medicine himself to serve Lao Zhu and drink it.

Then... Lao Zhu pulled out his pants and pulled it out in a dim light... Now, Lao Zhu not only couldn't get out of bed, but it was difficult for him to straighten up...

...All the way, Lao Zhu ascended the throne for nearly a month, and it was almost impossible. Then Lao Zhu himself was probably very clear that he was afraid that he would be in a mess this time, so he urgently summoned the cabinet chief Fang Congzhe and began to entrust the orphan to arrange the funeral...

According to the general process in history, the chief minister should have cried bitterly, first saying something common to the emperor and then swearing to assist the new king with all his might. After this trouble, when the emperor returns to the Xixinjun ascends the throne, everyone is in peace and what they should do. However, the murderous Honglu Temple Chief Li Kezhuo didn't know what was wrong, so he insisted on putting it there and shouting that he had the elixir in his hand and wanted to offer it to the emperor...

Damn, you are a little sesame official from the sixth rank. You are a little bit of a fool to join in the fun. Even the Imperial Hospital has tactfully declared the emperor's death sentence. You are going to offer "immortal pills" at this time... Isn't this a fool's 25th slut!!

Lao Zhu, who was already ready to face death calmly, heard that there was an immortal pill, quickly struggled to get up from the quilt, grabbed the neck of the Shougong Fang, and asked where the immortal pill was, why didn't he send it to me...

Fang Shoufu had originally refused the so-called "immortal pill". He was not as 250 as Li Kezhuo's mind. He knew that this thing was actually a gimmick and was not good at ordinary times. The emperor was like this and he still had this trick. If he had trouble at that time, he would probably not even get rid of himself...

But Lao Zhu is the emperor after all, and he is a senior official and is crushed to death. In the end, the assistant Fang had no choice but to issue a notice, asking Li Kezhuo to come to the palace with the elixir. That day, it seemed that it was August 28th...

Finally, I saw the immortal pill. Lao Zhu's eyes lit up. He ate one at that time. After lying for a while, he felt different. He was so energetic that he wanted to eat and "think about drinking and eating". The next day, it became even more amazing. Lao Zhu could get out of bed and move his muscles and bones. He thought that this immortal pill was indeed extraordinary, and it was simply a "young and healthy product"! So he quickly called Lao Fang and I wanted to eat another one!

On August 29th, Comrade Zhu ignored the cracked wall of the Imperial Hospital and the ministers, and swallowed the second "immortal pill" presented by Li Kezhuo. As a result... he kicked his legs that night and was burping.

Now the Chief Fang was panicked. Although the immortal pill was not presented to the emperor himself, and he had tactfully opposed this matter at the beginning, as the saying goes, "The cat can't take off the claws when it catches glutinous rice cakes." If you really want to investigate this, you can't get rid of it. So he quickly drafted a will in the name of the emperor, declaring that the matter of taking the immortal pill was something that Lao Zhu insisted on insisting on, and I couldn't even hold it...

Then... Then... the matter was indeed as Lao Fang expected. The Donglin Party in the court, who had always regarded himself as a loyal minister, began to raise waves of doubts. After a long quarrel, even Wei Zhongxian became the eunuch of the boss, the eunuch of the rituals and pens, and the matter was not yet over...

The final result was that the Chief Guardian Fang resigned and retired, and Li Kezhuo was exiled to the frontier. This matter slowly subsided...

...

After sorting out the matter out, Zhang Fengyi finally came back to his senses from his contemplation and breathed a long sigh.

Fortunately, this matter would not have to be beheaded, otherwise he would have lost his life in a daze, and he would have been laughed at by the authors of Qidian.

Because this is so bad, it is even worse than losing fifty novels by eunuchs!

After moving his neck and seeing the two guys beside him who were motionless like sculptures, Zhang Fengyi couldn't help but twitch.

"What are you two doing, COS 'thinker'?"

Fang Jifan was originally in a mess. With his ink that only knew his name in his belly, he analyzed the phrases and finally stopped at the level of "Is there a eunuch who wants to set fire? Brother Feng accidentally learned about this, and then hesitated whether he should report to the official immediately."

In fact, it was difficult for him to analyze this, so when Zhang Fengyi spoke, he woke up first.

"Ah? Brother Feng, what do you say? What is the 'thirsty thinker'..." Fang Jifan looked confused, and then said with a sudden realization, "Is the eunuch setting fire to make the thirsty thinker?...what is that the thinker...?"

“…”

Zhang Fengyi was shocked. He was originally worried that he would have revealed his identity as a time traveler because he was careless and said something from the 21st century. He didn't know that this young master Fang's understanding turned out so much...

Well, I'll feel relieved.
Chapter completed!
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