Chapter 2: Bribe the Underworld Officials
He had the idea of pushing open this dilapidated wooden door more than once. He had grandpa and father there before, so he had to endure and suppress it. Now he is Xie Xiaoyao, the master of the family, but no one cares about him anymore.
He circled around the male corpse, as if he had a look at a donkey that had been pulled. After many rounds, he finally made up his mind.
"Maybe two old men are lying to me for being young and ignorant."
As Xie Xiaoyao thought of this, he opened the dilapidated small wooden door. A water curtain appeared in front of him. A curious scene, he reached out and touched it, and could actually pass by.
But what was passed to my hand from the mysterious opposite was a burning feeling, not the coldness I imagined. Lin Yi touched his chin and muttered: "It's really a different world. No wonder I've been curious for twenty years?"
It has always been practiced to produce true knowledge, but no random thoughts can lead to great truths. Xie Xiaoyao is not a timid person, so he jumped into the water curtain.
"Hey hey! I'll go to your uncle, and I almost finished my life." Behind the water curtain was a place that was only half a meter in size. In front of it was an iron chain bridge that was several thousand meters long, and below was a blood-red bubbled magma, which was actually more like boiling blood.
He came in just now and didn't know how to balance it, so he almost fell into it after a mistake! He patted his chest hard so that he could calm down.
After looking left and right, there was more than one iron chain bridge in front of him. There was one hundreds of meters apart, and there was no side left and right. I didn't know how many of them were in total.
There was a broken wooden board every half meter on the iron chain bridge. Judging from the degree of damage, it was probably barely able to withstand his weight of about a hundred pounds. While he was thinking about whether to move forward, two figures flashed on the water curtain next door. One was wearing black clothes, a cow horned iron hat, and a steel fork in his hand. This was the underworld soldier, and the other hand was holding an iron chain, tied up a thin old man, obviously a ghost.
Although he was doing the job of sending the coroner, he was a little scared to witness the ghost soldiers and fooling around for the first time!
"Go quickly!" the ghost soldier urged fiercely.
The old man slowly stepped onto the iron chain bridge, but the ghost was yin. The scorching magma and the heat coming out of the air kept burning the old man's body. He looked miserable and screamed in pain.
Xie Xiaoyao also began to walk on his own iron chain bridge like a frog, jumping and jumping, especially the section near the middle, the iron chains were hot, so he couldn't retreat, so he had to bite the bullet and continue moving forward.
When exhausted, I finally stepped across the iron chain bridge. In front of me was an extremely high iron door, but it was opened. I took a closer look at the two shining golden characters "Underland".
"It's really coming to the underworld."
Xie Xiaoyao was shocked. It seemed that the two old men did not have the help of him. There were slowly gathering countless ghost soldiers walking over the iron chain bridge and fools. They began to line up to enter the underworld.
The strange ghost soldiers around him ignored him, the living person who had been infiltrated, and let him join the underworld in the team like a mouse, looking like he was shopping in the mall!
What he hated the most was queuing up. When he just wanted to squeeze forward, he was educated by the ghost in front of him: "I'm rushing to reincarnate! Why are you anxious to die!"
As soon as he was speaking Northeastern dialect, Lin Yi curled his lips and lined up calmly, and good people didn't care about ghosts!
At a copywriting table, there was a small official from the underworld who looked similar to a normal person. The only difference was that two sarcoma bulged on his forehead. Lin Yi looked at it and seemed that the person who was working in the underworld was like this.
"Let's go here when Zhang Dalong is drowned."
"Walk where Wu Xiaoli was murdered."
"Yang Lihua is so old that she is here."
This is a huge square, with six bridges corresponding to the six realms of reincarnation mentioned by Buddhism. Through the first level of review by this little official, which bridge should these fools go to.
"Name?"
"Xie Xiaoyao!"
The little official asked mechanizedly without even looking at Xie Xiaoyao. He just took the book in his hand and flipped through it for a long time, but couldn't find Xie Xiaoyao's name.
Then he raised his head and looked at Xie Xiaoyao carefully and shouted: "Hu Nao, why are you, a living person, here? Who brought you in?"
It was still this little official who had the sensibility and could tell at a glance that Xie Xiaoyao was a living person and exuded a living spirit! In the eyes of the little official, he was full of red light.
"Uh! Can I say I came in by myself?" Xie Xiaoyao touched the back of his head and said embarrassedly.
After all, it’s people under the roof, so I have to bow my head!
"Are you a corpse sender?"
"Yes! Yes! Yes! You are still great!"
In fact, it was not the little official who was powerful, but his clothes and worn yellow robe. Otherwise, he would have walked across the Tielen Bridge safely and arrived here!
"Where is the corpse officer?"
"Xie Family, Zhongyuan City."
The little official immediately took out a red book and searched for a long time. He saw that the Xie family in Zhongyuan City sent the coroner. The current person in charge was Xie Xiaoyao's name.
"Do you know that you have violated the ban?" said the young official coldly.
"Forbidden stipulation?" Xie Xiaoyao asked back
"It's a forbidden line! Send the coroner to detain his life for life, and welcome the underworld to the dead to rest in peace. He cannot step into the underworld without authorization, otherwise he will immediately disperse the three souls and seven spirits." The small official said this forbidden order like a judge.
Not to mention that he really scared Xie Xiaoyao, he just came in and took a look and experienced it by the way. It didn't cost money to satisfy his curiosity. But he didn't expect to die. He didn't expect it to be so strict. He started to teaser and think about what countermeasures he had.
The little official also touched his beard. Seeing Xie Xiaoyao's appearance, a snicker appeared on the corner of his mouth and immediately put it away again. Although this little official is not very big in the underworld, his power is quite large. He is in charge of the six bridges of the underworld, which is equivalent to taking charge of the fate of all ghosts entering the underworld. Whether you can become a good woman in the next life depends entirely on which bridge you have stepped on, corresponding to the six realms of reincarnation mentioned in Buddhism.
"Sir, look at me so young, we still serve the underworld together, and we are also officials in the same dynasty. Because we love each other, you can see if we can be more comfortable. Today, you will pretend that you have never seen me and you can just give me a fart." Xie Xiaoyao said with a smile and bowing.
"Don't be nonsense. How can you, a little corpse, be compared with me, unless,,,,!"
The little official scolded Xie Xiaoyao and then rubbed his fingers and acted like counting money, so that Xie Xiaoyao, a clever ghost, could react immediately.
"I scared my master for a long time. It turned out that I just wanted some benefits. It seems that the underworld is really no different from the living. Otherwise, I would say that money can help ghosts and gods." Xie Xiaoyao made a judgment in his heart.
Looking at the little official, he said, "I don't know what the adults call me?"
The little official did not answer him, but muttered to the ghost soldiers beside him before saying, "Come with me."
The two of them came to a secluded corner one after another--
"Sir, are you afraid?"
"Hey! There is no way, this underworld is full of ghosts. I, Yin Xiaoliu, sit in this hot-eyed position, and have to be more careful."
"Don't worry, Lord Yin, after I go back, I will definitely burn some money for the adults. There are also those boys, girls, TV and villas, and I will definitely not forget the great kindness of the adults to me." Xie Xiaoyao patted his chest and said,
Yin Xiaoliu is in charge of the Six Bridges of the Underworld, but no one knows who he is. The ghosts and gods worshipped are all circulated in the world and already ranked, such as the Ghost Emperors of the Five Directions or the Ten Palaces of Hell.
Therefore, these little officials in the underworld can only extract some rewards from the ghosts reported to the underworld, and their lives will be very tight.
Chapter completed!