Chapter 172 Pretend to force the class to start the eighth more
The eighth update!
"Who is that? Dong Zheng? Impossible!" A figure naturally appeared in Chu Qingxue's mind.
The waiting time is long, especially today, for Chu Qingxue, it is definitely one of the most unforgettable days in her life. Even her psychological quality has become impetuous.
She had hope in her heart, hoping that the planning book would help her and hoped that she would win the bid. But this hope was too vague, everything was illusory and could not be grasped at all.
The bidding meeting is exclusively for hotels, where Chu employees are located, and there is no repression.
"Why? Is the atmosphere so depressing?" Ye Chenfeng came and looked at everyone's expressionless faces. He couldn't help but say.
Everyone looked up at him, no one dared to say anything, and Chu Qingxue even glared at him.
"Oh, it's so boring like this. Let me tell you a joke?" Ye Chenfeng touched his head and said.
Surprisingly, Chu Qingxue nodded: "Okay, tell me! Everyone relax!"
Ye Chenfeng said: "Okay, let me tell you a few jokes about ancient people pretending to behave?"
Ye Chenfeng immediately attracted everyone's attention, and Du Ziteng looked surprised: "What's the matter? Ancient people could show off?"
"That's sure, life is endless and pretending to behave. Pretending to behave is a science, passed down by our ancestors!" Chen Long continued.
Wang Feng narrowed his eyes: "If this is the case, are we pretending to be the rise of China?"
Everyone discussed it mainly around the word "pretending to show off". In the end, they were divided into different realms. The first level is tangible, the second level is invisible, and the third level is forcibly pretending to show off.
The senior executives of Chu Qingxue and other companies were also drunk. They were obviously a group of security guards, but they actually created a strong atmosphere of academic discussion.
Ye Chenfeng shouted: "Invisible pretense is the most deadly, it's my turn for everyone to be quiet! The ancients' pretense class started!"
Then everyone looked at Ye Chenfeng with bright eyes.
"The first thing is that there are two Biaodan in Qi State, and now they are funny. One lives in the east of the city and the other lives in the west of the city. One day, the two met on the street.
"Heroic! Do you dare to drink some?"
"What's the point!"
Drink! Then both of them got drunk.
"Will there be no meat when you drink wine?"
"You are meat, and I am meat too. Why do you say there is no meat?"
So they drew their swords and slashed each other.
Cut the meat and drink it.
In the end, the two died of excessive blood loss.
"puff!"
All the tea that Du Ziteng had just drunk was sprayed out, sprinkling Wang Feng's face.
"I'm so tired!" Wang Feng was anxious.
"Haha... This is really pretending to be with life!" Du Ziteng really laughed to the point of stomachache.
The others were also smiling from ear to ear. Even Chu Qingxue was smiling and her mood improved a lot.
"Ye Chenfeng, you are very good at making nonsense!" Chu Qingxue said.
Ye Chenfeng looked unhappy: "Mr. Chu is not nonsense. This is from the top affairs of the Lu family's Chunqiu. If you don't believe it, go check it yourself!"
"Brother Ye continues! It's so funny!" Du Ziteng urged.
Ye Chenfeng's mouth curled up a curve of confidence: "The last ancient example of pretending to behave. In fact, this story is indeed showing off, but this story is very suitable for me! It is the fact that it is completely describing me!"
"What story? Tell me quickly! Brother Ye!" Du Ziteng and the others could no longer wait.
Chu Qingxue and Qiu Muran already knew that Ye Chenfeng's narcissism had reached its peak, and his skin was twice as thick as the length of the Great Wall!
Everyone guesses that the story he tells is probably this kind of person!
"The last story of ancient people showing off is also the ultimate show off! It can be described as the third level of force pretentious show off in the third level of realm!" Ye Chenfeng said with a smile.
Everyone raised their ears one after another.
"There is a legend that there is a character named Li Ao. Li Ao is good at pretending, and he said
God knows everything, and I don’t know anything because I am second only to God.
Someone asked, "Master Li, you are so awesome, may I ask if you have anyone admired?"
Master Li said: "Of course I don't have anyone to admire. If I want to find someone I admire, I have to look in the mirror."
Li Ao was very moved by reality. According to him, he had two major regrets in his life: one was that he could not find someone like Li Ao to be my friend, and the other was that he could not sit down the stage and listen to Li Ao’s wonderful speech.
He can be called a saint who pretends to be arrogant."
"I'll go, this lifelike pretends to alarm the whole country and the Party Central Committee!"
Everyone burst into laughter again, and many people were laughing so hard that they leaned back and forth, and the depressing atmosphere was wiped out.
Ye Chenfeng's lips raised: "This guy is really too good to show off. I feel that the country uses his face to designate the body armor! But one thing is that what this guy said is indeed reasonable, but it probably describes a person like me!"
"Puff!"
This time, water was sprayed out, but it was still twice, but it was not Du Ziteng, but Chu Qingxue and Qiu Muran next to Ye Chenfeng.
Originally, Chu Qingxue and Qiu Muran thought that the story of Ye Chenfeng's ancient pretending was over, and they happened to be a little thirsty, so they tacitly picked up the water cup. But Ye Chenfeng pretended to be like this from now on!
So the two of them laughed at each other, and Ye Chenfeng, who was among them, was blown away and was sprayed on his face.
Ye Chenfeng wiped the water from his face with his hand, shook his hair, and showed a bad smile: "No wonder someone in the TV series uses Chang'e's bath water to make big cakes. It's true. The saliva of a beauty tastes so fragrant. Whoever washes her face with a beauty who has been drinking it? I feel cute!"
"vomit!"
Chu Qingxue stared at Ye Chenfeng with beautiful eyes: "Disgusting, mom praising him!"
"So disgusting!" Qiu Muran, who was standing beside him, replied tacitly.
"Mr. Chu is very happy to see you, so you should be quite sure of bidding, right?" A sarcastic voice came from afar, and Jiang Qi came arrogantly with the representatives of Jiang's family.
As soon as he saw Jiang Qi coming, Chu Qingxue's face suddenly became gloomy and he sneered: "Does Mr. Jiang give up?"
"Haha, Mr. Chu is really good at joking. How could I give up after I prepared for bidding for so long?" Jiang Qi smiled.
"Oh, don't give up!" Chu Qingxue pretended to nod.
At this time, Ye Chenfeng stood up: "Mr. Jiang, long time no see!"
Jiang Qi decided to embarrass Ye Chenfeng, looked at him, and asked disdainfully: "We know each other?"
Ye Chenfeng smiled: "It's normal for Mr. Jiang not to know me. After all, I haven't played with Mr. Jiang every day. It's normal for you not to know me!"
"You... please be careful when speaking!" Jiang Qi's female secretary no longer agreed.
Chapter completed!