Chapter 94 The style of pig ass
When the big white pig saw someone entering the pigpen, he was immediately excited. In the past, the owner would give it pig food every time he entered the pigpen, and then cleaned his own hygiene. He loved the owner who entered the pigpen so much.
It snarled, and its mouth kept flowing out of water.
The pig is indeed a pig, with a look of pig brother, Tang Yiming couldn't help but swallow his saliva nervously.
Damn it, it's really disgusting!
"Old Tang, give the camera, we want to see the pig!"
Tang Yiming held his cell phone and looked at the fat pig. He could not find less than 300 kilograms. The farmer was so big, white and fat.
The group immediately had a barrage.
I would like to raise a thousand fat pigs for uncle! They were immediately conquered by the white pig. They were big and powerful enough, in line with the tall and powerful momentum of my Tang Tang.
This is a perfect match!
Everyone in the group had already laughed and urinated, and the barrage of expressions was like scrolling.
Tang Yiming, please kiss me quickly and stop talking.
We will promote that pig into an internet celebrity pig at that time and will not let you suffer any losses.
After Tang Yiming entered, he really regretted it. He didn't have to sing the opposite of those flatterers. The boss's judgment was not very accurate during these days.
It was unable to save face for a while, Tang Yiming did not move for a long time, but the pig moved. It was waiting for the owner to come over for a long time. The owner did not move. What was that? If the owner didn't come, it would go over. It spread its hooves and ran towards Ximing happily. Seeing the pig coming towards him, he looked like he was about to urge him. He immediately wanted to run away, but the pigpen door was closed by him just now.
"Damn!"
Looking back, the pig came, he had to give up and run around the inner circle of the pigpen, but the fat pig chased him hard, and everyone saw a thrilling pursuit in the group video.
One person is running, and one pig is chasing.
One ah ah, the other ah ah ah.
"Don't chase me!"
"Aoao."
"Hahaha, you're so funny, Tang Yiming, even a pig!" Some people kept chatting in the group.
"Master, don't run away, give me pig food."
A chasing battle between man and pig.
"Damn, my Anima leather shoes were all pig manure that I bought last month after my salary." Tang Yiming roared.
Xi Ming studied a handful of grilled fish with strange smell, but he didn't feel anything. He planned to check the information on his mobile phone, but the silent chat group on his mobile phone was blown up at this moment. Tang Yiming actually went to the pigpen to kiss the pig's butt today. That boy, isn't that just a joke? He is still so serious!
He was drunk too.
He was a little amused and cried, questioning that there was nothing wrong with himself, and that people grew up slowly through doubt.
I really didn't ask him to kiss the pig's butt, and he didn't encourage them to do that. After all, people have self-esteem and dignity, but Tang Yiming took the initiative to lose his composure and do it.
This made Xi Ming look at that person with admiration. In the future, he can promote himself. At that time, he is a good candidate for public relations and corporate crisis. He is enough to be respectful and shameless.
Haha, talent...
"Don't chase after me anymore." Tang Yiming roared at the fat pig.
How could the pig understand what a human mean? When it saw its owner yelling at it, it chased it even harder and suddenly passed it over it. Its speed scared Tang Yiming so much that he slid down and sat on the ground. At this moment, the whole group burst into laughter. Everyone around him hugged and laughed crazy.
Seeing that the owner fell, the fat pig stopped immediately. It arched, but it didn't find any pig food. It swayed around and searched everywhere.
Tang Yiming fell, and his blood and tears were flowing in his heart. This was the Bannie Ma I bought last month, with branded pants, sitting on the pig manure.
Fortunately, he was a man, so he forced himself to not cry. Everyone saw his expression uglier than crying.
When everyone was starting to be so happy when they saw Tang Yiming being chased by a pig, they looked miserable. Everyone suddenly realized with conscience that he was still their colleagues and comrades-in-arms.
Zhu Siyan "Everyone spare Tang Yiming, it's almost done when it comes to the meaning."
Zhou Fa: "Step until it's not harmful to the body. He has made us happy for so long."
"It's just a fun thing. The boss once again looked forward to the original attention and had already established absolute authority in his heart." Su Cancan posted eight little stars of admiration.
Of course, there are always people who are still unwilling to accept it. They said in their hearts that a few times a blind cat met a dead mouse, which does not mean foresight, but is just a benefit of this two horse.
"Tang Yiming, come out quickly, we won't let you kiss the pig's butt."
"Tang Yiming, if you go to the pigpen, you will pass."
"Tang Yiming, you were bullied too badly by pigs."
"Tang Yiming, your mother called you to go home and take a shower, and she would sigh out that she was in a pigpen!"
"Ah no, the man spits and nails!"
The young man said this, but in fact he didn't want to do it at all. This is called not to be beaten to death, and he was stubborn!
"I am a gentleman. Once a word is spoken, it is hard to pursue!"
"Tang Yiming, there is no horse chasing you, it's a pig just chasing you, okay?"
The fat pig kept wandering in the pigpen, and soon swayed to Tang Yiming again, and soon his butt was facing Tang Yiming.
Then, the fat pig stopped moving and stood there magically and honestly, as if thinking about something. It seemed that it was not hungry. It was not time to eat now. Maybe the pig was comforting itself. I am not a pig, so how could I know what the pig thought. So I can repair the pig's brain by myself.
Looking at the fat sow's butt, it was all white, and it was still a white tiger pig, without a trace of fur.
Tang Yiming remembered his unbeliever in his own way that day, and he was so unbearable that he would not have a third wave of market conditions. So he fought with everyone to make a bet, and he also bet on kissing the pig's butt. After thinking about it, he was drunk, but he couldn't take back what he said.
"Recalling my bold words that day, I, Tang Yiming, just don't believe in evil, and the boss will be inaccurate. I will analyze that there will be no bottom-up, and there will be no third wave of market conditions. I will leave the words today and bet with you, who is afraid of whom!"
The regretful things are gone.
Seeing Tang Yiming eager to get to the pig's butt.
Everyone screamed.
"Tang Yiming, don't!"
"Tang Yiming, forget it."
"We're just kidding, don't take it seriously."
"It's not fun anymore. We won't laugh at you anymore. Come back."
Thinking that he wanted to be a man with a stunning moment, he couldn't save face in such a thing, how could he become a millionaire, how could he become a millionaire? Successful people are a group of people who can tolerate it, and if others can't be able to be a person, he moved closer to the pig's butt.
Seeing that the fat sow was not moving, he waved for a moment and kissed the pig gently on the buttocks.
At this time, the old man outside called all his neighbors, saying that the people in the city were really good at playing and wanted to kiss their sow's butts. So everyone came to see the scene in the pigpen.
They couldn't stand up straight, some could hold trees, some could roll on the ground, and some could kiss the pig's butts. This was so interesting and funny. I thought about it many years later and I thought about it.
Hahaha... I laughed so hard on the spot!
Everyone in the group lined up to speak seriously.
"Tang Yiming, you are so awesome!"
"Tang Yiming, you are so awesome!"
...
"I accept it!"
Ximing turned off the chat group, and those guys were having a lot of fun. His heart twitched again and again. He wanted to laugh but didn't want to laugh. Tang Yiming was really willing to do so, which made people admire him!
Chapter completed!