Chapter 296 The smile of the mystery of resistance!
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Since signing the Treaty of Shimonoseki, which is the unequal treaty, Ximing has a good habit every day, abides by the rules of his boyfriend every day, and actively studies in the presidential class, he also wonders whether he should also make a girlfriend's treaty, otherwise he would be too restricted and would he be too passive all the time.
So he wanted to recruit.
The girl is positive and has a good lifestyle. She is a standard goddess. After observing for a while, she has no loopholes at all.
I am a man, have I always listened to that little girl obediently?
It seems a bit shameless.
So Ximing began to find his seniors to leave their wives and girlfriends on the Internet.
He really found a lot.
For example, a buddy wrote a story about a married man who avenged his shame, and he set a schedule for his wife to become a good wife.
And strongly urge all men to conscientiously implement the following rules for their wives:
The work and rest time is like this. First, ask your wife to get up and open her eyes. First, check whether her eyes are clean and whether her hair is soft. Only after you have tampered with your eyes and tidyed up your hair can you gently kiss your husband. And the movements are twelve-pointed lady.
The second item is to make breakfast. You have to make breakfast according to your husband's requirements, but basically your husband will not have any requirements. Although he said it was casual, breakfast was casual. There must be many tricks, including bread, milk, eggs, soy milk, fried dough sticks, rice noodles, buns, steamed buns, and porridge. There must be no repetitions! No, go and learn quickly, should you be a good wife?
The third item is to wake up your husband, don’t rush on your husband like a savage girlfriend, or lift the quilt directly, slowly pull it away, and take the opportunity to peek at your husband’s strong body. At this time, you must say that your husband is the most handsome and your husband is the most majestic!
The fourth item is to help your husband wear clothes. You cannot order him to wear anything like his mother. You should check it gently while you are not ironed flat enough. You should dress your husband very elegantly without being artificial.
The fifth item is to help your husband wash, squeeze toothpaste, and prepare a razor for your husband. Don’t forget to use special foam. You don’t want your husband to hang color early in the morning, right? The last item is to help your husband straighten his hair, don’t be too creamy, and you can’t be full of weeds. Of course, I hope you are willing to attach a small strip. Remember to clean the marble countertop after washing up, and spray a little men’s perfume for your husband).
The sixth item is to have breakfast together, be a lady, eat less what your husband wants to eat, and eat less what your husband doesn’t want to eat, and would rather waste it.
Can't eat voraciously.
The seventh item is to send your husband to work and never forget the crucial kiss goodbye. If your husband needs to take the bus or txi, prepare the change and check in in advance, then charge the card in advance!
The eighth item is that women also have to go to work, and don’t treat their husbands as coolies or cash machines.
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The eleventh item is necessary to take a nap, and you must not chat with gg or WeChat on the go, and you must not have any love. You must always remember that you are your husband's patent.
The twelve items of hard work, you can’t make money without working hard, you don’t have to do beautiful clothes and expensive cosmetics.
Buy it for my husband.)
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Project 18: Eat dinner, accompany your husband to the restaurant he likes, and show your concern for your husband in front of his colleagues.
Love and obedience.
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And study the special dishes of this restaurant in private to ensure that your cooking skills are constantly moving closer to the level of a four-star chef! If you eat at home, you must wait for your husband to eat first. If your husband wants to go to the restaurant, order the dishes your husband likes the most. You can eat less yourself. What should you do if you have a meal at home? Women must be good at managing the house and be diligent in being frugal!
19: Walking with your husband, you can't stop your hands, you must hold your husband's arm. You can't stop your mouth, and you can't stop your mouth, you can't be sour when you are coquettish.
.You can't stop your eyes. No matter whether you are fighting or crashing around, you must keep staring at your husband's handsome face with admiration.
Item 20: After dinner at home, let your husband read the newspaper and the TV after dinner. Don’t disturb him. Find something meaningful to do, wash dishes and wash clothes.
One 21st item: Women take a bath every day and take a white shower. For the sake of smooth skin, they must take a bath seriously. Use various bath lotions, bath salts, and essential oils to make themselves fragrant and delicious. It is best to wash with your husband and learn.
Item 22: When sleeping, you must put the quilt first and change your sexy pajamas. Today is the bear's kawaii, and tomorrow is the silk pajamas to make you mature and sexy... Before my husband goes to bed, he must turn on the ambiguous desk lamp at the head of the bed and study fashion magazines.
Item 23: To meet the physical needs of your husband, you are not allowed to refuse, except during the safety period.
If your husband wants to talk, he must not ignore it. Only when he is sure to hear some snoring can he go to bed with confidence
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This looks very good, Ximing is planning to use this template to make a treaty of Shimonoseki equal to Xiao Tiantian.
After spending endless brainpower and endless time, Xi Ming finally completed the great cause of the Treaty of Shimonoseki a week later.
One morning, Ximing happily took the treaty to the place where the summer sweetness went.
"Xiao Tian, look at this one of mine."
As soon as Xia Ritian got it, her pretty face was so cute. Could it be that she was impressed by her brother's imagination?
Halfway through seeing it, Xia Ritian raised her head and smiled at Xi Ming, "Big brother, this is the case, I will continue to watch it, you will go to the pen in the room."
Xi Ming was surprised. Xia Ritian was actually going to sign. It was beyond his expectations!
However, when Xi Ming turned around, the little girl added, "Brother, take out my share for you."
"Hey, sign me, why do you have yours?" Xi Ming was suspicious and couldn't figure it out, but he still did it.
The pen was brought, and the Treaty of Shimonoseki was brought.
"Brush!"
Ximing watched the girl write an attached clause on the blank space on the paper she wrote. Her boyfriend was not allowed to ask her girlfriend to do the unwilling thing. In other words, Ximing racked her brains for a week and was invalid. The things she used her brains to use were actually all that Xia Tiantian didn't want to do.
Ximing was speechless. How old is the sweet girl? A species like a beauty has such a high wisdom. It is completely uncooperating with her own drama. Everything is based on her drama!
Aww...
After doing everything, Xia Ritian smiled charmingly at Ximing. Big brother, don’t you mind if I throw this one of yours into the trash can.
Under Xiao Tiantian's fascinated smile, Xi Ming's tone plummeted from the previous man.
"Don't mind."
"Then let's go to school."
When he entered the school with the girl, Xi Ming always accepted the envy and jealousy of others. Only then did he feel unique vanity and happiness, and then he was more psychologically balanced. Having a goddess-level quirky girlfriend felt that it was a pain and happiness.
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