These days, Ximing, from time to time, chats with the girl who loves to laugh on the chat software.

Today, the entertainment headlines also burst into a big news.

The Empress Sun Li became popular again. As a "netizen" of Jack Ma, she became the first cross-border student to listen to Hupan University.

This Lakeside University was formerly a private club under Jack Ma's name.

On January 26, 2015, Liu Chuanzhi, Jack Ma, Feng Lun, Guo Guangchang, Shi Yuzhu, Chen Guojun, Qian Yingyi, Cai Hongbin, and Shao Xiaofeng; the Lakeside University project was launched in Hangzhou, and eight people became the first members of the school board. The first president will be Jack Ma.

Lakeside University focuses on cultivating a new generation of entrepreneurs with the entrepreneurial spirit of the new era of business civilization, advocating adhering to the bottom line and improving society.

The students' admission to Huban University is to start a business for more than three years and have a team of more than 30 people.

On March 27, 2016, the second opening ceremony of Lakeside University was held in Hangzhou. Yao Jinbo, Wu Guoping, Jia Guolong, Huo Qiwen, Li Chen, Wang Guobin and other 39 entrepreneurial students officially entered the school under the witness of the "second-grade" seniors, principals Ma Yun, school directors Liu Chuanzhi, Feng Lun, etc., and started a three-year lakeside journey.

At the World Women Entrepreneurs Conference, the queen Sun Li revealed that she had known Jack Ma for four or five years.

At the meeting, she said that she and Ma Yuan were netizens.

She once sent a message to Mr. Ma and left a message.

"Mr. Ma, I am Sun Li. I heard about Lakeside University. Can I go and listen?"

Jack Ma replied: "Are you real Sun Li?"

After the video interview, Niangniang became the first attendant at Lakeside University.

Netizens said that the great Empress is, in fact, we are also netizens with Jack Ma, or his God! Our customers are God!

You see, Jack Ma is so rich and famous. Even if he is rich, he will not get my QQ number and will not become my netizen. He said, "I can't eat grapes."

Jack Ma’s female netizen is the beautiful queen Sun Li.

Ximing thinks that her female netizen loves to laugh is not bad either. The chats from time to time make him feel very good. He feels that the girl who loves to laugh is a very soulful woman, and she is extremely co-starring with her spiritual world.

In addition to spiritual resonance, Ximing also had some physical reactions.

He had a shameless dream last night.

During the day, he chatted with a girl who loves to laugh, and often fantasized in his mind that the girl who loves to laugh has an angel-like face and a devilish figure. Because he has never seen her before, he can fantasize about her beauty in all kinds of ways.

So I went crazy last night and had a shameless dream.

In the colorful flowers, he saw a woman wearing a gauze dress as thin as Zen wings. She was relaxed and naked, lying across the flowers.

She stroked the flowers with one hand and stroked her flying hair in the air with the other. Her bright and moving eyes blinked in the blue sky. The gauze on her body danced gently, and the snow-white body exuded the spring light.

Xi Ming couldn't help but approach. When the girl looked back, she smiled like a flower, like a spring breeze.

"Hello, I'm a girl who loves to laugh..."

Then there was naturally ambiguous among the flowers... When I was on a trip, this smiling girl was actually a shameless girl!

This dream once spent the spring night.

Wake up with a smile, Xi Ming scolded herself for being shameless and couldn't help but pick up her phone and enter the girl's space again.

Looking at the three-character poems written by the girl himself, the girl suddenly became pure and clean

Judging from the girl's literary cultivation and temperament, Xi Ming could not associate that girl with a girl as ugly as a dinosaur. If she was really a dinosaur, he would rather let the dinosaur have a full meal. As the saying goes, dinosaur dies under his mouth, and he is also romantic even if he is a ghost...

After chatting for so long, Xi Ming has not asked the name of the girl Ai Xiao, and it is not that he is too lazy to ask.

Because the reason you are interested in a girl...it won't be the name...

And the more beautiful a girl is, the more likely she is to be asked for her name... she will be annoyed after asking for it for a long time...

So when you don't ask her name... she will instead tell you...

"What if she tells you the name...

Today, because I was busy with shared bicycle marketing, I didn’t chat with the girl who loves to laugh.

Late at night, the night cat that came from outside the window was unknown, and the three long and one short hair/love cries sounded again in the night sky.

drop.

The chat software sounded.

"Mr. Bai Kaishui...I haven't slept yet so late?"

Ximing gave a grinning expression.

"Mr. Baikaishui, I'm in a bad mood and can't sleep... are you?"

A girl’s mood is like a black box, like a girl’s relative, and she will always come in a month.

Xi Ming is not very good at comforting girls, but he is a person with a strong sense of empathy.

"I'm in a bad mood... Today, I feel a little foggy." Ximing said this. In fact, he was in a bad mood or not. He just said it according to the woman's words.

"Mr. Baikaishui, why are you in a bad mood?"

"A girl who loves to laugh, you are in a bad mood, how can I get better?"

After Xi Ming posted this sentence on his mobile phone, he felt that he was so bad. It seemed that it was a conditioned reflex just now, but he was not in a brain.

"Mr. Bai Kaishui, I was very moved after hearing your words, and you just said it!"

today

Feeling

It was foggy.

"Mr. Baikaishui, you are really talented."

Xi Ming didn't know whether he had talent or not. He was lying nonsense. He sympathized with this girl who loved to laugh so casually and changed a lot of emotions.

A little empathy routine moved her. Ximing felt that this girl who loves to laugh is really a simple person. She is such a novice, so she can handle him so easily. Can those veteran drivers on the Internet fool her into bed with just a few words!

"The girl with long hair loves to laugh...it is my honor to make you feel better."

Xi Ming felt that he was indeed much different from reality on the Internet. He could say such shameless compliments, which was obviously a hook-up girl...

"Huh?...How do you know I have long hair?"

How did Xi Ming know that his long hair is what he feels? A literary young girl must have classical beauty and temperament. It is normal to have long hair. He also hit it casually, and even if he didn't hit it, it would be nothing.

The woman's surprise made Xi Ming's evil taste suddenly come true.

"I not only know that you have long hair...I also know that you don't wear skirts often..."

"Hey, you know that even this girl doesn't like wearing skirts?"

Ximing is purely nonsense, but there is also a little rational analysis. Girls with classical literary temperament tend to be conservative and do not like to expose large pieces of skin.

Of course Ximing won't be honest.

So he replied.

I just think you must have beautiful legs…so you shouldn’t let your skirt cover your curves…”

Men are not bad and women don’t love each other. Before, everyone thought Xi Ming was too honest, so they couldn’t find a girlfriend. Xi Wei even told him about his martial arts skills in picking up girls.

If a man is thick-skinned, he will be half successful in chasing a girl.

Sugar-coated shells and spoiled words are essential medicines, and you must also learn to fish for big fish with long lines.

You must be humorous and lustful, but you must grasp the degree, dare to speak, not be afraid of saying the wrong thing, but you are afraid that you will not dare to say it. If you make a mistake in the calculation, you can also comfort you.

Xi Ming was a joke when he heard it, but now he has used it subtly on the Internet. The first trick to pick up girls is to praise girls. You must know that men must learn sweet words. When men say sweet words, the biggest enemy is not the woman's ears, but the man's stomach. When you speak any disgusting words that flatter and flatter without letting your stomach feel cramped, you can get out of the way.

Xi Ming remembered Xi Wei's words, and he felt that he could really be independent.

The girl who loves to laugh when she heard Xi Ming's words, she didn't know what was going on on the other end of the phone.

However, it can be seen from the screen that the girl is so happy that she doesn't know how to type, but instead posts a lot of laughing faces.

This is a common trick for girls to accept a person's praise, and an expression represents her mood. You can save a lot of words from n, and express your beautiful mood in a labor-saving and implicit manner.

"Are you in a better mood?...a girl who loves to laugh..."

Although Ximing is very curious about why she is in a bad mood? He must not ask her directly. Because when a girl is in a bad mood, her emotions are very unstable, and asking straightforward methods often makes people step on the thunder.

"Well, smiling face, it's much better, Mr. Bai Kaishui."

"I know you're in a better mood...my mood also improved...Is it strange?" The flattering girl was so slapped, Xi Ming felt... Did he just beat her up?

...

"Ha... Mr. Bai Kaishui, it's time for me to go to bed."

"I'm ready to go to bed, too."

"Mr. Bai Kaishui, I have to do something bad tomorrow. Can I chat with you when I am in a bad mood?"

"I'll go through fire and water... and I'll never refuse... let alone chat with you?"

Xi Ming felt that Li Bai was possessed. If he had such depth... Since he made it himself, he actually had the talent to pick up girls!

"Haha...then we'll chat tomorrow...good night, Mr. Bai Kaishui."

The wild cat outside the window was making a sound of three long and one short hair, and the sound of it was even louder... Xi Ming's heart.
Chapter completed!