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230 The Curve to Save the Nation

Within the medical circle, the Department of Gastroenterology is probably not ranked among the top three in terms of nausea. For that matter, other departments in the surgical system regard general surgeons as feces pickers and do not even bother.

There are things even more disgusting and terrifying than the gastroenterology department, such as the burn department. This department, especially in cities with developed chemical industries, only has god-like talents.

Even more disgusting than the burn department is the anorectal department of my surgical brother Zhongdi. There is Xihua in Sanchuan, and the best in the basin circle cannot be better.

But the companion next door said nothing, and took out the brother-in-law, just like taking out a hot pot, leaving Sanchuan speechless.

What is more disgusting and terrifying than the Department of Anorectal Disease is the Department of Dermatology (A), which is the best in the world. Really, for example, in a city in the Yangcheng Circle in the early years, the dermatology doctors there could become gods.

If the disease is mixed with anorectal and dermatological (a) disease, then no disease can be found more terrible and evil than this.

The chain of contempt in the medical circle is that surgery mocks internal medicine, internal medicine despises surgery, orthopedics despises general surgery, ophthalmology despises all surgeries, and neurosurgery despises all medical disciplines. It is exactly like the telephone company in Manchuria.

Just like the three major phone companies in China despise each other, be careful of mobile fraud! Be careful of telecom payment fraud. Be careful of telecom fraud in mobile payment!

In all medical circles, the anorectal department has always been the younger brother! And the Department of Sexually Transmitted Diseases and Dermatology makes all doctors unable to look directly at it! Because this department is so powerful, it is as powerful as the sky, and it is so powerful that it is against humanity.

The anorectal department of Tea Su was in a state of collapse after the director ran away with his wife.

Zhang Fan has now set an example for the anorectal department. As long as you are willing to work hard and struggle, I, Zhang Fan, will spare no effort to support you!

The operating table was really smoky, like a camping barbecue chef with two knives.

The assistants, who were leaning slightly to the back, straightened their arms and tried to stay away. But the main surgeon couldn't, he couldn't stay away.

Wang Zipeng held the electric knife and gave it a sizzle. He had to move in and out quickly. If he went in too slowly, the rotten flesh around the lesion would wrap up the electric knife. If he went out slowly, the high-temperature metal sheet of the electric knife would wrap it up.

The tissue was burned to create a large area of ​​scar.

This place is too special, and the lesions are densely packed. If one lesion has a little more scar, the accumulation will make the entire lower part invisible.

If it is just about aesthetics, the doctor can think of another way, but it will be troublesome if there is a large area of ​​contracture. This place is either the anorectal orifice, or the urethral orifice. If the scar area is too large, the contractures in these places will be together, and the consequences will be thought of.

I dare not even think about it.

This kind of surgery tightly restrains the doctor. Really, the doctor who performs this kind of surgery has the heart to cry.

When roasting lamb, even if it is fresh lamb, the barbecue chef will straighten his arms and pull his neck to stay away from the fumes.

The doctor, now the chief surgeon Wang Zipeng, is like an old lady threading a needle, almost always crawling between the patient's legs, and he can vaguely smell a mixed smell every time he breathes in.

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Every time it burned, pink foam exploded and splashed on his protective mask.

He must ensure the smallest area of ​​burns, and must ensure that every lesion must be completely and cleanly removed without leaving a base, otherwise it will not take long for the area to spread like a fire.

The mask can prevent liquid splashing, but it cannot prevent blue smoke. Zhang Fan held the suction device and followed Wang Zipeng's electric knife as much as possible.

Unfortunately, it’s useless!

There is too much oil fume because this area originally contains a large amount of fat pads, and the subcutaneous fat content is particularly large. When the electrosurgical knife breaks the skin, yellow fat is what comes to the face.

If it were just pure fat, the fumes would actually be bearable, just like the aroma of barbecue, but with a little less seasoning.

However, what is unacceptable is the smell of the lesions, because viruses cause the body to grow, and bacteria cause pus to form.

So when the electric knife is burning, the smell it emits is so unpleasant, a hundred times worse than the smell of burned shoes and broken plastic.

There is a strange smell in the scorch that cannot be described, but it can make people go straight to the sky.

Wearing a protective mask, Wang Zipeng burst into tears, as if his beloved toy had been roasted into a charcoal gourd. He couldn't stop it! It was smoky and disgusting.

But man is a strange creature.

Watching other people eat delicious food can make you secrete a lot of saliva to quench your thirst. Seeing a drunk man vomiting all over the floor can make you secrete a mouthful of saliva in disgust.

But now, Wang Zipeng is shedding emotionless tears, as if his girlfriend he has loved for decades has run away.

It was obviously so disgusting that the dog would kill him, but there was so much saliva in his mouth that it almost floated to the surface of his tongue, like an endless river of tea.

If you swallow it, it will be disgusting! If you don’t swallow it, it will be even more disgusting. Really, this kind of surgery is too uncomfortable.

Green smoke spread in the operating room. Although a lot of it was sucked in by the suction machine, there was still a faint smell that filled the operating room.

Naughty male compatriots may have smelled this smell when they were young.

Just like the smell of a dead rat that has been doused with kerosene and set alight, the operating room smelled hot and burnt.

Even the roving nurse wearing a three-layer mask can’t stand it~

Little by little, the pink color disappears little by little at the anorectal opening and between the two legs, and the charred color becomes more and more black.

At this time, really, although the areas looked like battlefields bombarded by artillery shells, although they were dark and scorched, they were no longer as scary and disgusting as they were at the beginning.

People are really weird. For example, the skin on the buttocks (a), regardless of whether it is maintained or not, is definitely softer and tenderer than the skin on the face. This also shows from one side that cosmetics may not be more effective than boxer briefs.

The fat canyons after being grilled are like the pimples of youth, with pits and pits, but these pits are so cute at this time and not so disgusting.

In the hospital, patients in various departments have more or less similar gaits.

For example, in the respiratory department, the patient is covering his chest with his right hand, putting his left hand on his waist, coughing with each step, and each patient is thinner than the last.

For example, in the Department of Gastroenterology, there are many patients who cover their mouths with one hand and their buttocks with the other hand, fearing that they will catch colds all the way up and down.

As for the patients in the sex department, every one of them walked like a short Taijun when he came to see the doctor.

The female patient walks like a grasshopper, hopping step by step.

After the treatment, both men and women are almost like crabs. They can spread their legs as wide as they want, pull them out, and walk extraordinarily boldly.

Why do you have to go like this? It's grinding and painful, even if you don't have to be arrogant.

The pink color between his groin was finally completely burned away. The tearful Wang Zipeng raised his head, looked at Zhang Fan with red eyes, and closed his mouth tightly.

"Yes, the technique is good, the patient's wounds are small and accurate, the operation is clean and the damage is not serious. It seems that time has not been wasted in the past six months, not bad!"

Wang Zipeng grunted and swallowed the saliva in his mouth excitedly!

"Zhang Yuan..." There was a sob in his voice.

He recalled how hesitant he was when he was admitted to the department. When he was transferred to another department, he was busy falling in love, and none of the surgeons wanted him. At that time, he regretted it, and finally the family spent money to enter the anorectal department.

It was not a bright future, but the young man gritted his teeth and wanted to get approval from his parents, his girlfriend, and even his girlfriend's parents. He worked hard. When he was in Shanghai, he worked hard day and night.

Now, the reward is here, the hard work finally bears fruit, tiring, but fulfilling, disgusting, but gratifying!

The next day, at the morning meeting of the anorectal department, Wang Zipeng was appointed as the chief resident! Zhang Fan had high hopes for the anorectal department!

Wang Zipeng and Dai Yongshou were even more excited, "We must let chrysanthemums bloom all over the mountains and fields!"

In the hospital, the youngest doctors are like chicken blood. They are not afraid of hardship or tiredness. They are afraid of not being recognized, and they are afraid that they will be ranked according to their seniority despite their efforts.

But now we have a role model!

Before Ouyuan became Secretary Ou, Zhang Fan's life was quite smooth.

With a flying knife, he can leave as soon as he wants. Sometimes he doesn't even need to make a phone call. Just send a text message and the old lady can give him support.

Now, Zhang Fan wanted to leave, so he sent a text message, and it was as silent as a cow drowning in the sea. When he called, he either didn't answer or was on the phone! Zhang Fan sometimes wondered whether this old lady had sent me a message.

Blocked.

In the past, there were many invitations to Zhang Fan for dinner, but Zhang Fan declined all the invitations he could. Now, more and more people are inviting Zhang Fan to dinner, and some of them even come to the hospital to block the door.

The hospital director from a neighboring city came to Chasu to study and conduct research, and Zhang Fande came out to receive him.

Every year, Zhang Fan is invited by the boss of a major hospital for physical examination, and Zhang Fan has to come forward to accept the invitation.

Really, sometimes, Zhang Fan felt that he had fallen into Ouyang's trap.

"Director, you have to help me." Ouyang was not here, and Lao Gao's energy finally improved a lot.

Looking at Zhang Fan, who was recruited by his carrot recruitment, Lao Gao felt full of pride. The Zhang Fan in front of him had a personality similar to his own, and his temper was even more similar. He was not overbearing, reasonable, and could show his best to everyone.

A sincere smile is enough!

"What's the use of oppressing me? I saved the country by curve!"

Lao Gao smiled and said, "Why, you can't take it anymore? No, look, I'm telling you, you are just getting started now.

If you can't stand this, how will you build a team in the future?

Do you just expect others to use love to generate electricity?

Rights, achievements, income, status, you don't need to consider any of them, this is also a kind of practice."

"Director, why do you have the same tone as the European Academy!"

Zhang Fan said unhappily that when he faced Ouyang, he mostly acted like a little scoundrel, because Ouyang only tolerated the soft and not the hard.

When facing Lao Gao, Zhang Fan was able to show off his temper.

"Haha, you, okay, tell me what you want me to do."

Lao Gao smiled helplessly, saying he couldn't help him. The Zhang Fan in front of him was his medical support.

"Hey, I knew that the director didn't tell me. The hospital's annual bidding is about to begin, and you have to help me check it! You take the lead on this."

"Okay, I will definitely punish the evil ones."

Spring is warm and the flowers are blooming. The sun is shining brightly in April. It is already hot in the south and everyone is sweating profusely. Even in the urban area of ​​Chasu, it is time to wear a thin coat.

But on the border of the plateau, severe cold is still the mainstream. On the snow-capped mountain plateau, winter is not terrible for soldiers patrolling the border, and the equipment issued by the state is enough to withstand the severe cold.
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