Chapter 30 Fengmen Farce
The rising sun shines on Danfengmen Street, and the wind blows over to bathe in the warm and warm body and mind.
Just like the crowds of Muyang in front of me rushing to the front to watch the fun, bursts of hot air invisibly emitted, and the wind was filled with enchanting heat.
I saw everyone turning their heads left and right, looking for something, and they just wanted to squeeze in front of them to see what they were like, and they were passionate.
But people dared not speak out, and held their anger and showed a puzzled and excited expression, opened their eyes wide and conveyed their emotions.
Isn't this boy really afraid of death?
He dared to stop all officials from entering the palace to meet the saint, and it was not surprising that the emperor held him accountable and all the family was executed.
But not only did he despise the imperial power, he also forced himself to the prime minister and showed a despicable attitude towards the cowardly minister.
He is so arrogant, who gives him such courage?
Could it be that he was crazy about the devil? If he hadn't been crazy about the devil, he wouldn't have been stupid enough to seek death like this?
God is pitiful to see that he was so young and was crazy about the palace gate and was seeking death.
What a pity, I hope he will no longer be crazy in the next life.
Otherwise he would have to die a few more times...
His uncle, these people showed strange eyes, what about looking at fools? Wang Langjun looked around the crowd and looked at the crowd, and he looked like he looked at the dead, and he was completely in a bad mood.
Is it okay that my brother is so unrespectable?
They didn't think that Lao Wei was trying to smooth things over for Brother. What could he do?
Do you think it's not enough?
Wang Langjun left the crowd and looked in a resentful look on his face, waved his hand and said, "Hey, are you the Lord Zhang who forced the palace to usurp the throne and finally escaped from death?
Are you really not dead?
Yesterday I heard someone say you are not dead. I thought that the man was lying. It seems that the man did not tell lies, and you are not stupid enough to die.
But you are so stupid that you are covered up and you can even save your life by forcing the palace to usurp the throne. Are you awesome?
Tell me, what do you have?”
"Baby, don't talk nonsense.
Today you dare to gather people to stop all officials from entering the palace and delay all officials from meeting with the emperor to discuss politics, which is equivalent to forcing the palace to rebel.
The emperor holds you accountable and convicts you of treason for rebellion against the court, and you will be executed as a family of people..."
Seeing that this damn little boy deliberately proclaimed his scandal, Zhang Song was frightened and sweated. He looked around with guilt and looked around the crowd. Everyone looked at him with contempt and resentment. He suddenly felt the meaning of stabbing his backbone, so he glared at Wang Langjun and scolded him.
Wang Langjun looked at his guilty look and touched his chin and smiled: "You open your mouth to be a crime of rebellion, and the disaster will lead to the death of the whole family.
But it is not certain that the emperor asked who the whole family would be killed.
The emperor has not yet attended court, so you are not in a hurry to attend court. You just stayed and made a bet with me in public, betting who can leave safely.
Do you dare to bet?"
"Hahaha, this is a huge joke.
You dare to make gambling when you die. It’s really irrelevant. I want to see how you die. Just bet..."
The emperor was sentenced to death by surrounding Danfeng Gate and forcing the palace to rebel, so he went to die. Zhang Song despised Wang Langjun like he saw a dead person, and said angrily and laughed.
At this time, an old man stood up from the crowd on the left. The old man struggled and turned around and shouted, "Master, don't bet..."
"Zhang Tong, why are you here? You, you..."
Bastard, what's going on? Zhang Song was so cold all over his body. He raised his hand and pointed at Zhang Tong with a trembling voice. He couldn't say it was complete.
Zhang Tong is the Zhang family's general manager and usually rarely goes out.
But why did he take these people out today? What did they do?
How could they fall into the hands of this little boy and not resist?
What does this little boy want to do?
Could it be, it's not good...
The effect was good. Wang Langjun looked around the audience, and everyone stared at Zhang Song as if he was looking at a monster, showing contempt, joke, hatred and other expressions. He said with stinginess: "Mr. Zhang, do you still dare to bet now? The bet is not limited, one or two is not too little, and one or two taels is not too much.
I just don’t know if you dare to have fun with me and bet?
The person who lost the bet crawled back to his nest with only his butt…”
"Shut up, wait, wait for me to report to the emperor and ask the emperor to issue an order to kill you, a little boy..."
No, I must kill this little boy. Zhang Song squeezed away the crowd ferociously, rushing forward, pointing at Wang Langjun angrily, and roaring with gritted teeth.
Idiot, did you just leave like that? Wang Langjun thought about it and stopped Zhang Song in front of him, yelling: "Dao, you bold thief, dare to overpower the imperial power in public, and intend to command the emperor to issue an order to kill him?"
"Ah, you're killed, no..."
Don't come over, Zhang Song collapsed on the ground and continued tremblingly. Suddenly he realized that he had said the wrong thing by mistake and was so scared that he looked deserted.
Commanding the Emperor, how can I have the courage to do this?
But I said the wrong thing when I was anxious. What should I do?
Finished, dead?
It was all caused by this damn little boy's provocation...
Coward, Wang Langjun stopped when he saw it was good, and turned to General Li in front of Danfeng Gate and said, "General Li heard and witnessed Zhang Songling's words and deeds on the emperor's head and gave orders to the emperor. He was witnessed by all the officials and the people.
Everyone can prove that Mr. Zhang and his uncle intend to direct the emperor to issue an order to do things.
I wonder what the emperor should do about this matter?
Can the Emperor hear it again?”
"You, you are cruel. You wait for me to come to the palace and report it truthfully and wait for the emperor to give it."
The bastard, such a scheming. Seeing that he was serious and serious, Li Shan felt that he was shot while lying down and felt palpitations. If this matter was a big deal, it would still cause trouble to him. He immediately rushed back to the palace and wanted to report to the holy person...
No... Zhang Song was so scared that he rushed out of the sky, and he rolled and crawled to chase General Li and shouted: "No, General, stay..."
Li Shan ran away deafly, as if afraid that he would be implicated by Zhang Song when he turned around.
Zhang Song fell and ran into Danfeng Gate and disappeared.
Wang Langjun watched them disappear from sight, turned to Qin Qi and Shuhua, and asked them to lift Zhang Tong to the front and tied Zhang Tong's hands and feet, then squatted, reached out and pressed Zhang Tong's back and said, "Your mouth must be very hard and won't tell the truth easily, but in this way you will tell the truth and walk..."
As he spoke, he secretly used the inner strength of the grass and trees to slapped into Zhang Tong's body.
The warmth entered the body and became itchy, and itchy. Zhang Tie couldn't help laughing and rolling on the ground, and finally burst into laughter.
This scene made the onlookers look confused and scared when they saw it.
Is there such a hilarious criminal law in the world?
Seeing the old man trembling with his body, he was convulsing and laughing loudly, laughing without hesitation.
His throat was bursting, and he still laughed?
This is a rhythm that makes people laugh to death.
Unfortunately, his hands and feet were tied to death by ropes. If he couldn't struggle, he couldn't use his hands to keep itchy. The taste wouldn't itch into his bone marrow?
Why did you look at him laughing? It's so itchy?
Looking at this scene, Wei Zheng stood behind the crowd and rushed to the wall with the officials several times and couldn't rush over. He could only watch Wang Langjun interrogate the old man and was anxious.
No, I can't laugh anymore, Zhang Tong couldn't stop laughing, and looked tremblingly with his trembling eyes, asking for help, let me spare my life.
When he came, it was easy to handle it. Wang Langjun approached Zhang Tong and reached out to take out the itchy hormones in Zhang Tong's body.
This is a use of the essence of grass and trees, guesses, and insights in recent days to experiment with the effect of the internal strength of grass and trees stored in the dantian, and uses the internal strength of grass and trees to stimulate the itch hormones in the human body.
Once itching hormones are stimulated in the human body, it is more than ten times more powerful than martial arts people who click on laughing acupoints to make people laugh.
This itch hormone is a thrilling body and mind. Even if it scratches the skin and cuts out the flesh, it will not stop it. Who can stand it?
Looking at Zhang Tong, who was also trembling in fear, Wang Langjun asked indifferently: "You have already tasted itchy and it must feel wonderful.
If you don't want to make another hilarious thing, straighten your tongue and confess your crime?"
"Ah, say, I say, I say everything, I just ask you not to make me tickle!
I know that the minister is lustful, and even the minister is lustful.
The father and son harmed the maids in the mansion all the time, and they thought it was not enough, so they went outside to find beautiful women.
As long as they like someone's beauty, they will send money to ask someone to plunder the beauty and go back to their house to ravage it.
When you meet a disobedient woman, you will sell those women to brothels to make money after being played with by them...
In order to make money, the minister sold officials and embezzled the imperial court's money for disaster relief..."
Zhang Tong lay on the ground and talked endlessly about the scandal of Zhang Song's family, asking Wang Langjun to let him go.
Wang Langjun left Zhang Tong and turned to Qin Qi in a roar of everyone scolding Zhang Song, saying, "You take people to the brothel to secretly investigate and find out the missteps in the girl who was misplaced one by one, you can do it!"
"Yes, young master."
When visiting the brothel, Qin Qi shivered and turned around and left with a bitter face.
The rest of Shu Hua looked at him gloatingly, but he heard the young master say, "Shu Hua, go and pick up Xiao Tian and tell him..."
"Ah, young master, is this okay?"
That was impossible. Shu Hua had a black thread at the end. He felt that the young master was too imaginative. He shook his head like a rattle. He couldn't believe that what the young master said could be realized, and said reluctantly.
There is nothing wrong with me here. Wang Langjun glared at Shu Hua and said, "You can remove the word "Do you want to do it?"
"The emperor passed the oral order, and all officials came to the palace to see the emperor. Wang Lang's army handed over to the prisoner to the Imperial Guard. The interrogation and handling shall not be made incorrectly.
Those who do not obey the order will be killed and executed!”
Chapter completed!