Three months ago, when Zheng Tan saw Big Fat for the first time, he was still small and thin, but now he was developing in the direction described by his name, so Zheng Tan admired the person who named Big Fat very much.

What an amazing old lady.

It seemed that he felt something strange on the balcony. The fat man squatting on the instant noodles turned sideways and looked out the window. As a result, the range of his movements was a little larger, and the instant noodles pressed under his butt made a crisp sound.

Hearing this voice, the fat man's sideways movements immediately froze, then drooped his ears, slowly turned back, and stopped looking towards the balcony. His back looked desolate.

Zheng Tan twitched the corner of his mouth, as if he felt a little guilty. Well, it seems that the fat man will have to reduce the supper tonight again.

The old lady who feeds Big Fatty has a son who works in the Provincial Military Region. Every month, he takes the old lady to live there for a week or two, and Big Fatty follows him there. Sometimes the old lady and her son come to stay for a few days.

God, whenever this happens, it's time for Big Fat to suffer.

Zheng Tan remembers that during the military training during his freshman year, the instructor would punish him by standing in a military posture after he made a mistake. But nowadays, it is impossible for a "soft-headed" cat to stand in a military posture, so the fat cat is often punished by squatting over instant noodles.

, after squatting, check the degree of fragmentation of the instant noodles, and deduct the ration according to this.

Dad Jiao had already parked the car over there. Zheng Tan turned around and jumped off the balcony railing, followed Dad Jiao into the building and went home.

When she entered the house, Mother Jiao had already come back, but she looked at Zheng Tan in a weird way. Zheng Tan was so hairy that she hurriedly ran into Gu Youzi's room. After entering the room, Zheng Tan hid behind the door and listened.

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"What's wrong?" Dad Jiao asked.

"Alas, Ah Huang passed away!" Mother Jiao sighed.

Zheng Tan was stunned. That idiot Ah Huang was jumping around a few days ago and looked like he had no way to vent his energy. How could he...

Then after listening to the conversation between Jiao's father and Jiao's mother, Zheng Tan realized that it turned out to be "castration" rather than "death". So, Ah Huang has become a eunuch?!

"I heard from Sister Ling that this can help Ah Huang get rid of some bad habits. It just so happens that Ah Huang is eight months old and can undergo surgery... Today Sister Ling also asked me if I want to send our black charcoal to Xiao Guo and the others.

I wanted to do it there, but I refused." Mother Jiao said.

Behind the door, Zheng Tan felt like he was breaking out in a cold sweat, but after hearing the next sentence, he felt relieved a lot.

"No need for our cat." Dad Jiao agreed, "Everyone's cat is different. Her cat is suitable, but our cat may not be suitable. Just refuse it when Sister Ling persuades you in the future."

"Well, that's what I thought too." The smile returned to Mother Jiao's face after receiving support.

Zheng Tan, who was squatting behind the door, also breathed a long sigh of relief. If he was really sent for surgery, he would rather run away and run far away than have a knife on his life.

Zheng Tan silently mourned for that idiot Ah Huang. I heard before that Ah Huang likes to pee everywhere. Even if he is placed in the cat litter box at home, he will spray all the urine out without leaking.

Therefore, Ah Huang’s cat litter boxes at home are all two-layered, and the outer layer plays a key role. As for the door, Ah Huang is even more happy. You can smell that guy in many places in the East Family Courtyard.

It smelled like urine. I don’t know how many times Zheng Tan whipped it because of this, but that guy was obviously a repeat offender.

Since Ah Huang's life is safe, Zheng Tan doesn't have to worry anymore. Cats have the same fate as cats. Ever since he knew that he had become like this, Zheng Tan had been telling himself to try his best to adapt.

The next day, the otaku opposite came over and knocked on Jiao's door with dark circles under his eyes.

It was Saturday, Jiao Yuan and the others were all at home and having breakfast.

"Hey, Xiao Qu, it's so early!" Mother Jiao was a little surprised.

So early? It’s already past nine o’clock, right?

Gu Youzi glanced at the bright sunshine outside, and looked at each other with Jiao Yuan. The two of them continued to struggle silently with the egg noodles in the bowl.

But for Xiao Qu, who went to bed late and got up late, it was indeed very early. Mother Jiao knew this, so she was surprised that Comrade Xiao Qu actually got up before twelve o'clock at noon, which was rare!

Xiao Qu put on a smile, looked around the living room, and asked, "Brother Jiao isn't there?"

"He is leading a laboratory class today and has gone out early in the morning. Do you have anything to ask him about? If you are in a hurry, I will give him a call." Mother Jiao said.

"This... haha, it's not an urgent matter." Xiao Qu put his eyes on a low stool next to the dining table, saw the black cat eating noodles, and said to Jiao's mother: "Sister Gu, um... can...

…Can I borrow your cat?”

Children Jiao Yuan and Gu Youzi, who were struggling for breakfast, stopped their chopsticks at the same time and looked at Comrade Qu, who was standing awkwardly at the door. On a certain day last month, at a certain place, someone was holding the wall with one hand and akimbo with the other.

The two children clearly remembered what he said, "There aren't even half a mouse in my house."

Seeing the looks in the two children's eyes, Comrade Xiao Qu became even more embarrassed. He coughed and said to Jiao's mother, "I mentioned this to Brother Jiao yesterday."

Mother Jiao didn't think there was anything wrong with it. It was a good thing that someone borrowed her cat, which showed her cat's abilities. This made Mother Jiao feel inexplicably proud.

So Mother Jiao waved her hand, "What's the big deal? Just come and hug me whenever you want."

Zheng Tan, Jiao Yuan, Gu Youzi: "..." When Father Jiao is away, Mother Jiao is always so authoritarian.

"Thank you so much, Sister Gu! I'll come over after dinner today and take Heitan over. Hey, Sister Gu, you don't know, the rat in my house almost gave me a nervous breakdown." Xiao Qu received permission.

The comrade swept away his decadence in an instant and returned to his room with satisfaction.

Mother Jiao’s face smiled like a morning glory, “That’s the best thing about raising a cat!”

Jiao Yuan lowered his head and poked at the small porcelain bowl in front of him with his chopsticks. He suppressed his voice and imitated Xiao Qu's words: "I don't even have half a mouse in my house——"

Jiao's mother tapped Jiao Yuan's head, "Eat your noodles!"

Gu Youzi pursed her lips, looking very unhappy.

In the evening, around eight o'clock, Xiao Qu came over to borrow the cat. No need for Jiao's mother to say more, Zheng Tan walked to the opposite side by himself. Sooner or later, he had to deal with it, otherwise wouldn't those few white mice be in vain?

Jiao Yuan was still cheering at the door: "Heitan, come on! Let them see how awesome you are!"

Mother Jiao turned back with a serious face: "Go back and do your homework! If you make a mistake, your pocket money will be halved!"

Here, Zheng Tan followed Xiao Qu into the house.

After entering the door, at first glance, Zheng Tan felt a sense of familiarity - what a mess! Just like himself back then.

At the second glance, I saw a familiar creature.

As soon as Zheng Tan entered the door, he saw three cockroaches. One had just crawled into the bathroom, and another crawled out from under the cabinet when it felt someone appeared and crawled back. The third one, which was also the one closest to Zheng Tan, saw Zheng Tan.

After sighing, it paused, shook its long filamentous tentacles, and then quickly climbed into a pile of magazines.

As one of the oldest insects on earth that appeared earlier than the dinosaurs and lived at the same time as the dinosaurs and trilobites, it has abnormal vitality that can survive for nine days in a headless state. The name "Xiaoqiang" comes from the cockroach.

It's true to its name. I heard that its vitality is constantly evolving, but I don't know what it will become in the future.

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[Popular Science]: Cockroaches have a reproductive method that combines sexual reproduction and asexual reproduction. After some female cockroaches mate once, they will become hermaphrodites and will lay eggs continuously in the future. Therefore, students who don’t like cockroaches have cockroaches at home.
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