Chapter 350: Chapter One Hundred and Twelve
Qi Zhao threw the old man into the sea and lit the acupoints. Although the old man could not move the sea water was not deep, he could still fill his stomach. Tuoba Hemei even applauded.
Sima Mingzhu said: Husband, hurry up and save him. If you have to forgive others, you will have many friends and many enemies, and many enemies will have many walls. Besides, he has not been able to do anything to us.
Qi Zhaoda responded and took off his shoes and pulled the old man up, put it face down on the beach to untie the acupoints. The old man kept vomiting and vomiting a lot of water.
Tuoba Hemei said: Look at whether your old guy is still swearing or not, and wash all the dirt in your stomach with sea water. After spitting it out, you won’t swear anymore, right?
The old man was so speechless that he was still vomiting after being flooded by the sea.
Qi Zhao brought the water boiled on the fire on the shore and said: Don’t be so angry, take a sip of the water you burn yourself to rinse your mouth?
The old man turned his face and looked at Qi Zhao, then he still moved to the beach, and didn't know what he was thinking.
Tuoba Hemei said: The old man is kind-hearted and kind, why are he pretending to be dead?
Sima Mingzhu said: Little sister, please stop talking swearing. If you want to forgive others, please forgive me. This old man is also in a position of being in trouble with us. In the past, we had no grudges with him, and from now on, we will still have no grudges with him. There is no need to treat it as hostile.
Qi Zhao said to the old man: How do you feel about the old man? Let me say something?
The old man turned over and sat up, looked at the three of them and said: If you want to know, just ask?
Qi Zhao said: I don’t want to ask anything. I just want to know that I have no grudges and no grudges with you, and I have never caused the Yin and Yang and Five Elements Sect. Why do you have to cause trouble for me?
The old man said: Don’t you ask who I am?
Qi Zhao said: I don’t want to know who you are. If you insist on telling me, I can only endure it.
The old man said: OK! OK. You are better than me. I accept you. I can still save me from the shore if I am unreasonably rushing to you. I am very well-educated and show mercy to my subordinates.
Qi Zhao said: No! I didn't show mercy to you. To be honest, I can knock you out with one palm. I deliberately led you to the beach and deliberately tried to use sea water to give you some pain. Your martial arts can't keep up with half of the martial arts of a man and a woman in front of you. Why are you overestimating your own abilities and causing trouble for us? I really can't figure it out.
The old man said: My surname is Huo Huo Qubing, and my name is Dayou. The reason is very simple. I just want to hold you back to wait for the deputy leader to change his clothes and then come to chase you and deal with you. This is why I hit the stone with my eggs.
Qi Zhao said: OK! Very good! Don't worry, I won't kill you. You can leave! I promise not to leave here and go out to sea. Your mission is completed. I will wait here for your deputy leader to come to me again to find my bad luck. As long as your deputy leader doesn't find someone to make new clothes before wearing them, I will have the patience to wait.
Huo Dayou said: You really let me go? Then let me tell you, "The reason why our deputy leader caught up is because his brother said that your martial arts may be better than his brother. Otherwise, she wouldn't cause trouble for you. She likes you." Don't say that I said it when I leave.
Qi Zhao nodded and said: It’s easy for me to leave. I won’t send you off! I’m waiting for your deputy leader here. I will definitely be confident in my words.
Sima Mingzhu said: That's not OK! Let's not wait for her!! Have you heard that you have to leave?
Qi Zhao said: It’s a bit humane! Why are you so unconfident? Don’t worry, let me give you an analogy. It’s like you ate porridge and pickles when you wake up in the morning. Can you still eat food in your stomach when you see the delicacies of mountains and seas? You won’t pick your throat and vomit the delicacies of mountains and seas and then eat delicacies of mountains and seas, right?
Sima Mingzhu said: This is correct. But you compare me to a spoiled porridge and a rotten vegetable. I don’t like to listen to it.
Tuoba Hemei said: Big brother's words are so interesting. You really thought of this metaphor. It's too realistic. But there are also some things that men marry many wives? For your metaphor, you can't eat enough.
Qi Zhao said: OK! Let's change the metaphor. For example, the clothes taken off the body of a dead body in the grave are gold-wired jade clothes, which are indeed valuable. But they can't be worn on yourself, right? You will feel relieved now, right? As you said, she is hundreds of years older than me. I won't be confused, right?
Sima Mingzhu said: This is almost the same.
Tuoba Hemei said: Let me say it again! I think she is twenty years old! That's not bad. If you don't believe me, ask Old Man Huo. He must know how old their deputy leader is. This is not a secret. It doesn't violate the canon rules. You are embarrassed to ask.
Tuoba Hemei said to Huo Dayou: Old man~ Your female deputy leader is twenty years old this year, right?
Huo Dayou said: Our deputy leader, the brother and sister came last year. They worked hard from below with their martial arts. I really don’t know how old they are. But I think they are only twenty years old at most! That man is only twenty years old at most!
Tuoba Hemei said: Look, you are twenty years old? It’s so good. It’s even more interesting to make a new dress and put it on to see Brother Qizhao! By the way, your two deputy leaders are both called Shan Juezhen?
Huo Dayou said: Yes, they are all called Shan Juezhen, known as the two Kunluns. The characters have different meanings and pronunciations. Isn’t it very interesting?
Tuoba Hemei said: Very good, very good. It's like two Kunluns! It's really unique. His parents are very good at naming. I guess his parents won't call their names but their eldest son and daughter! This must be the name.
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a voice from afar, saying: Dear little girl, what are you talking about?
Tuoba Hemei said: The bad daughter is here. Brother Qizhao, do you need an introduction? Should you find Yu Biantou to be a matchmaker for you?
Sima Mingzhu said: What are you talking about? Who is Yu Biantou?
Tuoba Hemei said: It’s Canglangke Yu Biantou~~! The Canglangke who my grandmother mentioned is Yu Biantou. The back of Canglangke’s head is flat and the head is flat. My grandmother said that his surname is Yu, the big matchmaker of you two. Yu Biantou is still your grandfather!
Sima Mingzhu said: Whose grandpa do you think is?
Tuoba Hemei said: Of course it’s your grandfather!!
Sima Mingzhu said: Say it again.
Tuoba Hemei said: Let me say it again, it’s your grandfather! If he weren’t for your grandfather, why would he sacrifice his life and lead you out of the siege? He would also find you to do his best to help your parents. He led the way by holding a treasure meeting. Don’t you know that he is your grandfather? I didn’t see that I heard my grandmother say it.
Sima Mingzhu said: What else do you know? Tell me and listen to it!!
Tuoba Hemei said: I don’t know anything else, I just heard that Yu Biantou flirted with someone else~
Sima Mingzhu said: Forget it, stop talking!!
Tuoba Hemei said: Why don’t you let me say it? Don’t you want to listen to your grandfather’s call Yu Biantou? I really don’t know that you don’t like to hear this! This is what Canglangke asked my grandmother to tell you. You won’t let me say it anymore. It’s really hard to be a good person.
Qi Zhao Yixiao said: No need to say it! We will understand it as soon as we hear it. No need to say more, I would like to thank you for your sister-in-law, okay?
Sima Mingzhu next to her was stunned. It seemed that she could not hear anything. Qi Zhao stepped forward and poked Sima Mingzhu and said: What are you thinking? I was wondering why your grandpa didn’t bring you back to his house? He was in trouble! I can understand!
Sima Mingzhu suddenly punched Qi Zhao and said: What's the difficulty? You are the smartest? Stop saying you're suffocating you to death? Everyone bullies me! It's only fucking that I'm telling me that a large group of people are bastards and bastards!!
At this time, Shan Juezhen still appeared glamorously and said: Being a woman requires three obediences and four virtues, why do you still beat men?
Sima Mingzhu said viciously: You! Shut up! Men are mine and I am willing to hit him, do you care?
Qi Zhao said: She is right! I am willing to be beaten by her, you can't control it! This is the matter between us. I just like this. You don't talk less! When you come, you should say whatever you want. It's useless to do it! If you don't want to say it, leave quickly! We are still waiting to go home.
Shan Juezhen said: It’s useless if I don’t say it’s useless. I changed my clothes and prepared to go home with you to go out to sea with you. If it’s okay, let’s go! It’s that simple. My brother went to Suzhou to ask your parents for marriage. Be mentally prepared! Let’s go together.
Sima Mingzhu said: If you say it again, I will strangle you to death.
Shan Juezhen said: What's the use of strangling me to death? I also heard that your grandfather is Yu Biantou. None of the four symbols is a good person. Yu Biantou secretly falls in love with Zhang Chuchen. He ignores him and then he gets drunk and sleeps with foreign girls. Lai Dan is your mother after giving birth to a hundred daughters. After Yu Biantou gave your grandmother a lot of money to raise your mother, he married Sima Changweng. The first daughter was your Sima Mingzhu. Your father didn't like your mother Bai Da Dan very much, but his parents were unable to do so, so he was wronged. He ran into the Central Plains to meet Miss Jia. Your mother chased into the Central Plains and won the man back in the war. A strange story forever! Your mother's martial arts are the true legends of Canglangke. No wonder Jia Rizhe was defeated at that time and made a fake Luoguo for half her life! Hehehehehe is so interesting~~! Miss Jia gave birth to a daughter named Tian Jiafeng. She can't be named Sima! That was the comfort given to Miss Jia by God. So the surname is Tian but Sima!
Sima Mingzhu smiled and said: Have you seen all these things? Have you experienced them? Are you tens of thousands of years old? You old witch. How can you know them from this? It’s so boring!
Shan Juezhen smiled evilly and said: "You're so embarrassed and angry? The fact is so boring. How can you say I'm bored? It's simply unreasonable. You have a basis for saying that I'm over 80 years old and over 100 years old? Is it true? I'm twenty years old this year. Are you right about that little sister?
Tuoba Hemei said: Look at how much you know, you may be in your seventies and eighties! I can't say it to you! She is my sister-in-law, your plan is gone! You are an old witch. You are bored.
Sima Mingzhu said: You know so much, is the foreign wife with Yu Biant Head still alive?
Shan Juezhen smiled and said: Are you taking the test for me? Or do you want to know your grandma’s whereabouts from me? Why don’t you admit that a foreign girl is your grandma? Your mother hasn’t told you who your grandma is? It’s so pitiful~
Sima Mingzhu smiled and said: I thought you would take advantage of me and said, "You are my grandma!" You won't take advantage of you. You are a big fool! You are like a snake spirit."
Chapter completed!