Chapter 148 Qiaosheng seven pairs of congratulations and smiles
Sima Mingzhu told a joke, but Li Kexin nodded seriously and constantly. Sima Mingzhu said: So you know how to do female work? Do you know how to do laundry, cook, and take care of your husband and children?
Li Kexin said: None of them! Otherwise, I would feel that I had to lower my conditions.
Tian Jiafeng said: Then do you want to learn? How can you do not know how to make clothes? People say that you should look at your son’s clothes! Don’t give it to others; don’t give it to yourself; don’t give it to your husband. Then, if you have children, you can’t make clothes for your own children, right?
When Li Kexin, Sima Mingzhu, Sima Keer bowed her head. She thought the same thing in her heart. She said it was too right!! You can't be able to make clothes for your children, otherwise you'd be a real mother~! No one has spoken for a long time.
Tian Jiafeng said: Why don’t you talk anymore? You can’t? If you don’t know, hurry up and learn to go to my house and I will teach you how to sew clothes!! If you marry someone with a mother-in-law, they will wear shoes you made by yourself~~! If you can’t take it out, you will be unfilial. There is a reason to leave you!!
Sima Mingzhu said: Stop talking! I'll go with you to learn! Who made me have a mother-in-law? You made it so right. My mother always has to make some clothes for the child!! Let's talk about anything else for now.
Keer, you learn too! It’s about to be used.
Sima Keer said: OK! Then learn! If you say this, I haven’t gone out for three days. If I learn in advance, I might be delayed.
Tian Jiafeng said: I didn’t dare to say you are your sister. I’m talking about Li Kexin~! What does it have to do with you? Do you like to learn or not? The clothes are piled up in your children. How dare I say you! But what you do is really different from what you sell~! You said that if you make a piece of clothes for your husband to wear, what does it feel like? If you don’t know, you will never have the enjoyment of success in your life. Taking care of your husband and children is not just about being affected, but also enjoyment!!
Sima Keer said: You know a lot of truths~! You can enjoy it~! When will you go to see the Taoist priests, let’s go together? Your husband Xiao Yixiao is here, why don’t we go and have a look?
Li Kexin said: What are the good things about Taoist priests? My father is a Taoist priest, I will take you to see it?
Sima Mingzhu said: Don’t go too far, no one should go!! Learn from female workers first~~~ Don’t try to slip away on excuses. Who can’t make a pair of children’s pants and don’t eat them tonight. Do you know that you have no face to eat? You’re leaving to study for female workers~~!
Here I went to Xiao Yixiao's house to make pants, and said that Xiao Yixiao took Bian Xiao to see where Lei Lingzi wanted to treat his nose. He entered the temple gate and entered the meditation hall in the backyard.
Seng Can and Lei Lingzi were talking, and Xiao Yixiao gave a tribute first and said: Godfather, I'll bring a friend, please see what's going on with him!! He said that his nose was practiced by practicing martial arts, not by himself. Is there any way to cure it?
Brother Bian Xiao said: I have seen Dao Master, please show me, but I didn’t do this before, but after practicing that kind of kung fu, I felt more and more obvious.
Lei Lingzi looked at it and said: What kind of kung fu have you practiced? Let me take my pulse first and see my inner situation!!
Bian Xiaoge then came to his hands. Lei Lingzi calmly closed his eyes and held the cun Guanqianqi. After touching for a while, he opened his eyes and said: Your problem is very unusual. The hand Taiyin lung meridian is abnormal with ordinary people. In theory, the lung orifice is open to the nose. It seems that the bridge of your nose has a curvature, but the condition is not too serious. The bones are produced by the kidney qi. The kidney controls the bones and produces marrow, which is the basis of the innate nature. What does this mean? This means that the kidney qi is insufficient and your mind is paranoid. I am embarrassed to say some words! Do you understand what it means?
Seng Can smiled and said nothing. Xiao Yixiao couldn't help but say: Let me explain it clearly, the more I listened, the more confused I became. Master Buddha said a few words about the boundless Buddhist teachings. I'll take a look. What's going on today?
Sengcan said: No matter what I say, you and him are not for me. I won’t have surgery either. It’s too much to talk and talk too much! Amitabha~~! The Dharma is boundless and it still doesn’t save people who are not destined to be. How can I have the nerve to disrupt your financial plan?~!
You filial son and grandson went to the grave before noon, and you were very pious in wearing white and white. However, it would be better to give you a white charity to the temple as a filial piety to wipe the Buddha statue as a rag to remove dust.
Xiao Yixiao said: OK! I really love to listen. Keep going. Did his godfather leave you around noon?
Lei Lingzi said: Master Sengcan has been chatting with me since the morning and has never left.
Xiao Yixiao said: Has anyone else come in except us? No one reported to him what?
Lei Lingzi said: No one is coming. Do you suspect that he has sent someone to follow you? Don’t worry! I tell you that Sengcan is a Buddhist Dharma, not a fraud on the street. Listen carefully, don’t quarrel~~! Xiao Tathagata didn’t fall out of thin air.
Seng Can continued: The seventh-level pagoda still lacks decorative cloth on the surface. Do you think you are giving some alms? Shancai is hard to give up! Amitabha Buddha. The colors should be diverse and solemnly so that the Buddha land is solemn!
Xiao Yixiao said: Godfather, can you work hard for him?
Lei Lingzi said: That's not difficult, it's just that the root cause of the disease has not been cured but the symptoms are not cured! And it hurts very much. It's necessary to treat both symptoms and root causes, that is to be responsible for others!
Xiao Yixiao breathed a sigh of relief and said: Master Sengcan, I can give alms to cloth! That's not a difficult task. How many horses do you want? I hope you can use it for the Buddha, not to make clothes for yourself. I am better than the Buddha.
Sengcan said: If you are not at ease with your voluntary supervision, do you have time? If you make a profit in your heart, you will agree to reduce the Buddha's fate by half. In this way, add thirty pieces of cloth to serve as the monk's robes according to your wishes. You are reluctant to have a connection with the Buddha. What do you think?
Xiao Yixiao gritted his teeth and said: That's good to give up!
Sengcan said: Then I will give you a gift. You should go back and find Master Hua Jian who has money to buy me with two face-changing pills in his hand. He will use it to this donor to avoid a lot of pain. Come on, bring thirty pieces of cloth by the way. You must not make any mistakes! Go quickly~~!
Xiao Yixiao said: What Seng Can said is feasible?
Lei Lingzi smiled and said: Godson~~! It’s feasible~! We are talking about how to solve it before you come. Go quickly.
Xiao Yixiao said: I have to say a few more words. This is all arranged by you two? Take fate as an example. Whatever you do on that day is destined?
Lei Lingzi said: That's not! If that's the case, why should I become a monk and become a Taoist priest? Why should he be a monk? This principle is very simple. Spring is summer, night is daytime, everyone knows it. There is a big rule that cannot be broken. Do you say you don't know the future? That's not all. Do you know it or not. It's not very clear or not. How can you say that fate is controlled by the two of us~! Do you want to ask us how we know what others think about what others will have in the future? Tell you if you don't know whether we know or not, it's the same~! Do you understand? Go quickly! Don't talk back and talk about it before doing the serious business!
Xiao Yixiao didn't dare to say that when he got outside, he got on the horse and went home as soon as he entered the door, he shouted, "Where is the third brother-in-law in the Lord Hua Jian?"
Tian Jiafeng said: How are you doing when you come back? My third brother-in-law is not here and chatting with Shi Yunxue in the car factory opposite!!
Xiao Yixiao said: You prepare thirty pieces of cloth and five colors and each six pieces will be taken away in a while! I will go to find my third brother-in-law first. Let’s get the things done. Then you will pick the warehouse in the back and take them out!!
After saying that, Tian Jiafeng left and said: Don’t leave for now, why are you talking to me?
Xiao Yixiao said: Be filial to Buddha! I will go to my third brother-in-law to get medicine and make a lot of money to make up for the losses in the past few days~~! Just wait for money! I'm leaving.
Xiao Yixiao entered the car factory and called Master Hua Jian when he heard this and came out, saying: Brother-in-law asked you to find me. What's wrong with me?
Xiao Yixiao said: That's not! I heard that you have money to buy my face-changing pills, please use it for me~!
Master Hua Jian said: Yes! Not on your body! It’s in my garbage dump! How did you know? What Qi Zhao told you? This medicine is what he gave me and it feels disgusting when you think of it. You want to take it away, right? Come with me!!
When I came to the Huajian Lord's house, the Huajian Lord pointed his hand at the stove and said: It's here!! If you want, just take it yourself and have to play with you one step late and it will turn into ashes. Fortunately, you came early, and there is also a pack of chicken crowing and resurrection incense. You can take it all in it~~!
Xiao Yixiao happily lay on the ground and reached into the stove and started to touch it. As soon as he touched it, he felt two paper bags, and they all took them out and made their hands black. He smiled and opened the paper bag and said: That's it, right?
Master Hua Jian said: I didn’t see what was inside, but I didn’t know! Come on, wash your hands quickly!!
Xiao Yixiao said: If you don’t wash your hands, I’ll leave like this. Thank you!!
Master Hua Jian said: Why are you so anxious?
Xiao Yixiao said: You don’t understand this! If I don’t wash my hands, I will show them how much I do and how little I delay my work. So that they can be grateful.
After saying that, he wiped his face and said: Look how this is like? Isn’t it hard enough?
Master Hua Jian smiled and said: You are so funny.~ There are five fingers in every way and smearing fourteen pairs in total!! The black and white are clearly distinguished, so playful. I congratulate you on your success!!
The Master Hua Jian laughed constantly, and Xiao Yixiao turned around and entered his home. Tian Jiafeng saw it and said: What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? That's it on your face~~~!
Xiao Yixiao said: Don’t worry, he will be happy to get the money!! Put the cloth on my horse’s back. I don’t get the cloth dirty in my hands.
Master Hua Jian said: I'm here and I'll see what you want to do. I'll help you get this cloth! Take me to see how you perform~~!
Xiao Yixiao said: It's good! I'll tell you, when you arrive, you say that this pill was bought from the money of the Emperor of the God of the God!! It was hidden in the shelf for fear of being stolen, and hidden in the pile of treasures for fear of failure. According to the instructions, it was hidden in the top secret place, and sealed it with dust and soil for ten feet to be deep. It was dug out by the two of us. When we opened the pill bag, we came before we had time to wash our faces! Otherwise, don't go. I'll give you ten thousand taels of silver when we come back!!
Xiao Yixiao said again: Jiafeng, bring the filial piety uniforms we visited at the grave at noon!!
Tian Jiafeng said: What are you doing with it?
Xiao Yixiao said: Don’t worry about the immeasurable merits and the Buddha are bound by fate~! Maybe I don’t have to go to the Khitan room for Wei. Hurry up!! Otherwise, Seng Can will regret it if he is anxious and asks for more things.
Tian Jiafeng was obedient and turned around and ran into the house to rummage the cabinets and took out the mourning clothes and said: Take it for you and leave quickly! Seng Can is so powerful! I believe him~~!
Master Hua Jian said: You said Seng Can, he is here too? That's great! Go away quickly!
The two of them took the medicine and took the cloth, and went to the temple to enter the meditation hall. Xiao Yixiao said: Third brother-in-law, tell me first~~!
Master Hua Jian was really doing things, so he said it according to what Xiao Yixiao said! Then he moved the cloth in and put it aside. Let’s see what Xiao Yixiao said!
Xiao Yixiao said: Brother Bian Xiao, you heard it, it’s not a waste of time. Just give me some capital. Not much, only 30,000 taels!!
Brother Bian Xiao said: Xiao Yixiao is happy to do your work with you with this enthusiasm! Even if I can’t cure it, I will give you 100,000 yuan in silver. Do you think I am worth it? If it is cured, I will record the principal and profits of 330,000 yuan on the spot. I will be grateful to you for the rest of my life. I have made a promise to make you a friend.
When Master Hua Jian almost burst into laughter when he heard this, he turned around and went outside! He kept laughing~~! He really dared to ask for the price~~! He earned 20,000 yuan for me. It was much faster than robbing~! Others may not earn so much in their lifetime!!
Lei Lingzi said: Then let’s start, Master Buddha, are you looking at it?
Sengcan said: In this way, I will first treat the root cause, use the Yijin Jing to open up his hand, Taiyin lung meridian, and he will take the pills first. Then wait for the medicine to be effective before you start acupuncture and bone correction! I will first do the division of labor and cooperation.
Brother Bian Xiao said: I would say a few words that is not the condition. Let me first talk about why I practice this way?
Chapter completed!