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Chapter 62 It's him, it's him, our friend little Nezha???

"Why do you need to take the mechanical engineer qualification certificate!"

Yang Yu finally couldn't control himself and shouted loudly because the requirements were a bit too much.

His next exam is just a driver's license. However, if you take the driver's license in Yuanshi, you have to take the mechanical engineer qualification certificate first!

"Okay, Xiao Yuzi. Sister tells you not to be so excited, what are you still calling?" The Scorpion Fatale gave Yang Yu a blank look and pulled him down.

Yang Yu sat dejectedly on the bed, reached out and took out the pack of cigarettes given to him by the muscle brother Gui from his pocket. There were only a few cigarettes inside.

He took out one and held it in his mouth. After thinking about it, he took out another one and handed it to the Scorpion Fatale.

The Scorpion Fatale looked at him with a smile, raised her hand and took it skillfully on her mouth, gently pinched the thumb and index finger of her right hand, and a pair of flames jumped out of her fingertips.

"Snooze——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————

Yang Yu also ignited himself, took a deep breath, "Huh--"

He let out a mouthful of smoke, and then said dejectedly, "My beauty sister, I don't think I can take the driver's license. I don't have the direction of mechanical engineering at all. Although I have studied physics, it's all very basic things. You don't know how powerful the technology of Yuanyun is. How could I, a rookie, learn mechanical engineering in a short time!"

Speaking of this, Yang Yu paused, "By the way, beautiful sister, how long is it to take to take the driver's license exam..."

"..." The Scorpion Fatale looked at Yang Yu, thought quietly, and said, "There is one month left."

"Puchi--" Yang Yu's face showed a helpless smile, "One month...beautiful sister, do you think I can learn mechanical engineering in a month and learn to drive at the same time? Not to mention, I don't know what to drive in that driver's license!"

Seeing that Yang Yu had already begun to give up, the Scorpion Fatale raised his right hand and knocked him hard on Yang Yu's head.

"Dong--"

"Ouch--" Yang Yu was suddenly attacked by the scorpion fatale and fainted in the head. He raised his hand and touched it. There was a ping-pong ball the size of a meat ball on his head.

"I *!" Yang Yu was shocked by what he touched with his right hand.

For a moment, he thought he had a tumor, but then he didn't even think of calling.

Yang Yu looked at the scorpion fatale taking it out of her arms and gently putting it on the table, and her face began to turn pale unconsciously.

"Sister...you won't be serious..."

The Scorpion Fatale looked at Yang Yu lifting his right hand, pointed at the thing tremblingly and shivered. She gave him a blank look, "What are you shaking, look at your promiscuous..."

Yang Yu looked at the Scorpion Fatale with amusement and tears, "Sister, I'm going to use this thing again this time. Can I choose not to use it? This thing is so expensive, so you don't have to spend it. I believe I will work harder and get the mechanical engineering and driver's license in one month!"

The Scorpion Fatale glanced at Yang Yu meaningfully, "Do you really think so in your heart? Are you sure?"

Looking at the smiley expression of the Scorpion Fatale, Yang Yu finally sat down dejectedly. He found that no matter what he said, he was just making excuses for himself.

"Okay, beautiful sister, I accept my fate. Come on!"

After saying that, Yang Yu closed her eyes directly, looking like you could deal with it.

The Scorpion Fatale couldn't help but pursed her mouth, "Is it so serious? Isn't it just adding an external device? You haven't used it before."

When Yang Yu heard this, he wanted to die. He raised his hand and touched the external device on his head.

Since he added this device, he always felt like his head was stabbed.

Now, because he wants to take the driver's license, he has to stab himself in the head, which makes him unable to accept it.

If he really develops according to this trend, he will not know how many knives he will insert in his head when he gets his job certificate!

For example, one day he really found the universe where the earth is, and when he had the chance to go back.

As a resident of the only source universe on Earth, how should he explain it to his hometown?

Is this the custom of the source universe? Or is it a symbol of status? Or is this the most popular shape in the source universe?

I guess if he continues to say this, those guys on earth who claim to be trendy people will have another trend of being a popular trend with knives on their heads.

Thinking of this, Yang Yu was sweating coldly. He couldn't say that there would be another profession that was as famous as a plastic surgeon, with a swordsman on his head!

While Yang Yu was thinking about it, the Scorpion Fatale had already come behind Yang Yu with the external equipment that looked like a dagger.

"Xiao Yuzi, are you ready."

When Yang Yu heard the words of the Scorpion Fatale, she was stunned at first, and then her face changed drastically, "Sister... wait..."

Before he could finish his words, he felt a severe pain coming from his head, "I... come again..."

This was his last thought before he lost consciousness...

I don’t know how much time has passed, Yang Yu slowly opened his eyes. He looked at the familiar scene around him and found that he was still in the guard room.

"You're awake..." The voice of the Scorpion Fatale came from the side, and Yang Yu's body instantly shuddered.

He jumped up and ran to the mirror in the guard room in two steps, "...I'll go!"

Yang Yu's face instantly became extremely exciting. He looked at the mirror and slowly raised his hands, tremblingly touched the two external devices above his head.

In the mirror, two external devices were inserted symmetrically on top of Yang Yu's head, just like two daggers on top of his head, and like two long braids.

Yang Yu looked in the mirror, and a long time ago, when he heard the song in an animation, "It's him, it's him. Our friend, little Nezha..."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The crying was so heartbreaking that it was heartbreaking, heartbreaking, and the sky collapsed and the earth broke.

The scorpion fatale was so entangled that she looked at Yang Yu who was crying innocently, and she was a little at a loss.

Because she had never seen Yang Yu look so out of control. Even when he had a glass meal in the tea restaurant inside and outside, he had never been like this.

"Uh... that, Xiao Yuzi... don't do this, okay..." The Scorpion Fatale carefully raised her hand and touched Yang Yu's head, "It's not good for sister... But don't lose your composure like this."

"Look, how symmetrical and beautiful the external equipment on your head..." Before the Scorpion Fatale finished speaking, Yang Yu, who had already relaxed a little, burst into tears again.

"Wow...Little Nezha...Wow..."

Now the Scorpion Fatale really has no choice, "What the hell is going on!"

Looking at Yang Yu, who was already about to roll on the ground, the Scorpion Fatale shook her head helplessly, gritted her teeth, and muttered in a low voice, "Xiao Yuzi, don't blame your sister..."

After saying that, before Yang Yu could react, a huge scorpion pliers were clamped on Yang Yu's head.

Only a slight sound was heard, "Puff--"

Yang Yu's headless body fell to the ground with a "bang" sound...
Chapter completed!
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