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Chapter 19 The first day of work

"ah……"

Yang Yu yawned and slowly opened his eyes. Today was his first day at work.

Looking at the sunlight outside the window, Yang Dou stretched and sat up. The place he lives now was one of the six villas in the metabolites recycling center.

This was yesterday, and the second director assigned him. I remember that Yang Yu was so happy at that time, but the words of Scorpion Fatale made him smile bitterly, "How happy are you? The staff dormitory in our center is the worst in the entire corner and galaxy. You will be so happy in a small three-story villa..."

Now that he remembered the contemptuous eyes of the others in the center, Yang Yu couldn't help but roll his eyes. How could these bastards understand the pain of the earthlings born in an era of soaring housing prices!

When she walked to the balcony on the third floor, Yang Yu felt tears in her eyes. She was considered a villa!

Although in the source universe, even the most ordinary beggar has a residence of dozens of acres of land.

However, I don’t have high requirements, that’s enough.

When he arrived at the bathroom, Yang Yu was ready to clean up himself and welcome a new beginning with a brand new look.

But as soon as he entered the door, Yang Yu was a little troubled. Last night, Liu Ji sent him back. At that time, he was already dizzy by the new colleagues using the unique soul wine from the Source Universe.

It seems that under Liu Ji's guidance, he finished washing up, but now... how to use these strange things!

"Toothbrush...where is the toothbrush?" Yang Yu looked at the dense buttons on the toilet table in front of him, and was a little dazed for a moment.

Which one did you use last night?

After thinking for a long time, there was no result, so Yang Yu pressed one casually, "Didi..."

A strange sound rang out, and the sound became faster and faster. Yang Yu suddenly had a bad premonition.

"Bang—" The bathroom door suddenly closed itself, and then Yang Yu finally knew what button it was.

"Boom--" A white flame suddenly ejected from the four corners on the top of the bathroom, and the entire bathroom was filled with an instant.

"I*..." Yang Yu was ignited by the flames in an instant, and he watched with his own eyes melt quickly like a candle.

Before his death, he finally remembered what Liu Ji said, as if these buttons were prepared for people of different races.

And the one he pressed seemed to be a flame energy creature...

"Huh..." After Yang Yu was resurrected, he climbed up from the floor of the bathroom and looked at the intact bathroom with a dark face. The man who built the villa must be cheating, otherwise there would be no prompt at all!

Also, why are these houses so strong? The flames that burned him to death just now are definitely more than one thousand degrees, and there is nothing wrong with this room.

Instead of building the house so strong, it is better to spend more time on the quality of life.

Yang Yu looked at the dense buttons in the bathroom with a depressed look on his face, then shook his head, turned around and walked downstairs...

Now he no longer needs to wash up, he is completely new...

When he walked to the second floor, he saw all kinds of strange equipment inside, Yang Yu didn't dare to use it casually anymore.

He sighed, then walked towards the first floor, and it would be better to go to work. If he committed suicide a few more times, he would probably be late.

As soon as he left the house, Yang Yu met the chicken-headed man Liu Ji, "Oh, Xiao Yuzi. How did you sleep last night? I see that your physical condition is very similar to that of the Big-Headed Ape Man. I left it for you to choose a room like him. I wonder if you like it?"

"Thank you, Brother Ji, the room you sleeps is pretty good, it's the bathroom. I seem to have forgotten which one to press..."

Looking at Yang Yu looking at him with anticipation, the cold sweat from Liu Ji's forehead suddenly appeared.

"Uh... that little Yuzi, didn't I tell you yesterday that these buttons are arranged randomly? You have to try it yourself..."

Yang Yu was stunned when he heard this, and then a bad feeling came out of his heart, "Brother Chicken..."

Looking at Yang Yu's desire to speak but stop, Liu Ji pointed his chicken head heavily, "Brother, this is the real situation in the employee dormitory, just get used to it..."

Yang Yu covered her face and shook her head, "Oh, forget it, at worst, I won't wash up in the future..."

Liu Ji patted him on the shoulder, "The center stipulates that civil servants must keep their bodies clean and their clothes neat!"

"……Dry!"

Yang Yu couldn't help but scolded him, but there was no way. Since he chose to become a civil servant, he had to abide by the rules.

Then Yang Yu became ruthless. At worst, he could press one every morning. One day, he would die and come up with a button that suits him!

The two of them came all the way to the office building. Liu Ji stepped forward and looked at the sign next to the gate, then turned around and pulled Yang Yu away.

"Brother Ji, are we not going to work? Where are you going?"

Liu Ji helplessly pointed to the sign beside the door, "The director has gone to the water again. Now everyone is not here, so it's useless if we go."

"But, I went to work on the first day, so it would be not good to absent from work like this!" Yang Yu looked at Liu Ji in embarrassment.

Liu Ji slapped her head when she heard this, "By the way, I almost forgot. I remembered it when you reminded me. Let's go check in. After the call, we'll go have breakfast!"

As he said that, Yang Yu was taken to the front of the gate by Liu Ji, then Liu Ji pointed at the door, and a square hole in the size of a fist and said, "Okay, just put your hand in."

After hearing this, Yang Yu obediently put his right hand in, "Didi..."

The familiar voice sounded again, and then, "Click--"

"Ah...my hand!" Yang Yu rolled all over the ground by the severe pain from his arm.

At this moment, Liu Ji's scream also rang, but he just screamed and then became quiet.

After a while, Yang Yu's arm recovered, and he looked at Liu Ji in a cold sweat, "Brother Ji, is this a check-in? This is a shopping trip!"

Liu Ji waved his right hand to recover and explained calmly, "There is no way, the qualification of a civil servant is very precious. You don't know how many people outside want to get in. For insurance, the headquarters used this shopping-style detection method that covers all information."

After saying that, he smiled and looked at Yang Yu, "You don't have to care. The main reason is that the level of our center is too low. For example, the recycling centers of first-line galaxies, you just need to press the handprint."

Yang Dou burst into tears when she heard this. Is this the difference between big cities and mountainous areas... It seems that she still has a long way to go before she can live a well-off life...

"Okay, let's go have a meal, I'll take you to meet someone who is similar to your race."

Liu Ji pulled him out, "Brother Ji, are we not going to work? What if someone comes?"

"Don't worry, you'll know from now on. Our center is idle. As for yesterday, they were just idle and pretending to be busy..."

"...Pretending to be busy?" Yang Yu was a little dumbfounded. What are the meanings!

Liu Ji turned the chicken's head and carefully looked at the director's residence in the distance, "I tell you, our director has a special hobby, pretending to be busy..."

Yang Yu looked dark, what kind of hobby is this!

"Don't believe it. Our director said that we should adapt to the high-intensity working environment in advance, so we had a simulation drill every few days. However, the drill has been practiced for hundreds of years and it has not been used once. Just be fine if you get used to it..."

“…”

Yang Yu finally confirmed the true situation of his director, but he was a sperm cup!
Chapter completed!
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