Chapter 95 The suffering of being without a wife
It’s not just Bai Ruyu who doesn’t understand, and Zhuge Lei doesn’t understand either!
When he went down the mountain, the master just asked himself to come to find his senior sister Ling Shuihan, and never mentioned the matter of the small underworld.
Is it true that Master knows nothing about the small underworld in the mountain city?
Zhuge Lei thought for a long time and shook his head and said:
"I don't know either. Maybe Zhuang Buli found out some secrets about the small underworld from other places. Maybe... these evil ghosts and monsters do evil, Zhuang Buli just simply wants to wipe them out."
Bai Ruyu said:
"No, as far as I know, the monsters and old ghosts in the small underworld do not communicate with the outside world, form their own systems, and never harass the Yang people. When we came, did Lei Lang remember the village chief at the foot of the mountain?"
Zhuge Lei nodded: "Of course I remember."
Bai Ruyu continued: "That village has always been peaceful and has never been harassed by the old ghosts and monsters. Therefore, Zhuang Buli came to Sleeping in Foshan, which is definitely not as simple as practicing the way for heaven. He has his own purpose."
Zhuge Lei thought about it and said:
"When Zhuang Xintong asked me to cooperate, she did say that she wanted to find something here. Moreover, she also told me that one of the five-armor flying swords from the Dunjia Gate of Maoshan fell into the small underworld... In this way, there are more than one Maoshan seniors who have been here here.
Our seniors from Dunjia Sect have also been here, and even lost a magic weapon."
Bai Ruyu nodded: "Yes, inferred by this, there must be very important treasures in this small underworld, so everyone came here without hesitation."
Zhuge Lei said: "The people in the Taoist sect regard gold, silver, wealth, fame, wealth, and wealth as clouds. What moves them is either the Taoist secret book, or some kind of magical artifact, or... some kind of fairy pill."
Zhuge Lei and Bai Ruyu talked while walking, just like the young couple chatting about family matters.
After walking through the bamboo forest for more than ten minutes, the terrain under your feet suddenly became steeper and a big pit appeared in front of you.
The bottom of the pit is also densely packed with bamboo, about three or four feet deep.
Bai Ruyu pointed to the deep pit and whispered: "There is a passage on the southwest wall of this big pit leading to the abdomen of the mountain. The locals called the King of Hell Cave. However, depending on the situation, no one has been here for a long time..."
Zhuge Lei stared at the bottom of the pit for a moment, nodded and said, "Since you are here, go and have a look. Ruyu, you can wait outside, which can be regarded as picking up my support."
Bai Ruyu knew that Zhuge Lei was caring for him, and was very moved. She took Zhuge Lei's hand and said, "Leilang, you and I are together, so we are naturally coming and going together. I will definitely accompany you to enter the Cave of Hell."
If Bai Ruyu is embarrassed to hold hands with Zhuge Lei in front of outsiders.
There is no one here, and Bai Ruyu is no longer shy.
"Okay, let's go down together, be careful." Zhuge Lei nodded, grabbed the bamboo and headed towards the bottom of the pit with Bai Ruyu.
In fact, it is Zhuge Lei who should be careful.
Because Bai Ruyu is a ghost, he can fly!
As long as Bai Ruyu is willing, she can fly down lightly.
Even in the abyss, Bai Ruyu can jump down without worrying about falling to death.
Zhuge Lei is different. Although he has magic on his body, he cannot jump down from a height, otherwise he will definitely be injured.
Sure enough, Bai Ruyu smiled and said, "Leilang, be careful, I'll take you down."
As he said that, Bai Ruyu hugged Zhuge Lei's waist, and slowly fell to the bottom of the pit...
Zhuge Lei and Bai Ruyu hugged each other, looked at Bai Ruyu's beautiful face, and couldn't help but feel heart swaying and secretly kissed Bai Ruyu's cheek.
Bai Ruyu immediately blushed and after landing, she said angrily: "Lei Lang is so miserable, this is in broad daylight..."
Although it was a tone of reproach, Bai Ruyu's eyes were full of sweetness.
Zhugeley laughed loudly, simply hugged Bai Ruyu and kissed him again, saying:
"So what about it in broad daylight? There is no one here, it's like in the boudoir? I pity you for not forgetting my affection for four hundred years, and I don't mean to offend you."
Bai Ruyu lowered her head and whispered: "I understand, and I... am very happy."
Zhuge Lei became even more moved. He held Bai Ruyu's face and kissed her thin lips.
Bai Ruyu closed her eyes and waited for the arrival of a happy moment.
However, at this moment, a soft hum came from his ear, and Zhuang Xintong's voice said, "There is no one around here, it is indeed a good place to live!"
Zhuge Lei was shocked and turned his head to check, but he could not see Zhuang Xintong!
Bai Ruyu was even more embarrassed and hurriedly pushed Zhuge Lei away, turned around and covered her face.
Zhuang Xintong's voice came again and said:
"It would be fine if two people were living here, but strangely, they were just one person and one ghost! It would be fine if one person and one ghost, but they were actually a disciple of Maoshan. Hehe, the Maoshan Sect really produced talents. Maoshan disciples can catch ghosts, and they can... They can also... They can be with female ghosts, which is really eye-opening!"
Zhuge Lei listened carefully and found that the sound was coming from the southwest.
Bai Ruyu turned around and whispered: "Leilang, that man has already entered the entrance of the cave before us."
Zhuge Lei nodded and said loudly:
"The Master said, "Don't say anything that is polite, don't look at it." There is no one in the wilderness. My fiancée and I occasionally have intimacy, which is not beyond ritual. However, Miss Zhuang actually saw it with relish. Could it be that Miss Zhuang is good for this?"
"Bah! One is an old ghost who has been around for hundreds of years, and the other is a 20-year-old man. He is actually an unmarried couple. It is really a strange thing in the world!" Zhuang Xintong's voice gradually faded away, and he heard it slowly, saying:
"I wonder what will happen if Ji Hexian, the Taoist Chief of the Maoshan Sect, will hear this strange story in the world?"
Zhuge Lei simply felt shameless, laughed and said:
"The so-called panic is hungry, but not food, but not choosing a wife. Zhuge Lei's life is called poverty. He is so poor that he can't afford to bet his wife, so he has to find a female ghost general and just go there.
Since Miss Zhuang has compassion for me, why not imitate the Buddha, cut flesh and feed the eagle and feed the tiger, bend down and marry me, and relieve my suffering of not having a wife?"
Zhuang Xintong was furious and cursed from a distance: "The dog can't spit out ivory! When I see that old Taoist Ji Hexian in the future, I must ask clearly. Is this how the disciples are trained?"
Zhuge Lei continued to be rogue and laughed:
"I'm afraid that my master will be a big matchmaker when he meets the girl and match us together. As long as the Maoshan Talisman Sect and Dunjia Sect are combined into one, there will be hope for the Maoshan Sect's affairs, right?"
Zhuang Xintong seemed to have gone far away and no response.
Zhuge Lei shrugged, turned to look at Bai Ruyu, and smiled and said, "Ruyun, don't be shy, that person is ashamed of us, I will be ashamed of her. I promise she will not dare to talk about this matter again next time."
Bai Ruyu's face was flushed and she whispered in a low voice: "Lei Lang, it's better to keep the courtesy in the future. Even if we... worship the church in the future, we should be respectful in broad daylight."
"This is the vision of the past. I will take you to the streets another day. Nowadays, young people are in love, which is different from ours before. Even if a hundred people are watching, they will hold hands, hug and kiss them in a big way... We are serious unmarried couples, what are you afraid of?"
Chapter completed!